My name is Niki. I have a vagina, so I guess that means I'm female? Maybe? I live in a giant pineapple under the sea with my kitten Princess Fantasia Amadala Ramen Noodles: the intergalactic space kitten of doom.
All of my stories are credited to my mentally unstable muses and the
King of rock and roll, Elvis Presley, who likes to manifest himself as
a giant blow-up palm tree. I enjoy long walks on the beach, a crackling
fire and destroying my enemies with the help of Fopsy, Mopsy,
Topsy and Killer, my bunny minions of doom. All in the name of world
domination, y'know.
I usually write Firefly, Roswell or Veronica
Mars fic, even though I'll occasionally write some Lost stuff. Just to
throw you. And because of that Charlie... I'm a sucker for a small,
sarcastic British man.I 'ship Jayne/River on Firefly, Michael/Maria on
Roswell and Logan/Veronica, Veronica/Weevil on VM. But Jayne and River
are my crazy!deadly!OTP! Umm, I think that's all.
CURRENT PROJECTS: Lovers Spit (currently on a hiatus, my muse won't cooperate) and Details of the War
I can be contacted by e-mail at girlomaticATgmailDOTcom or on aim, be cool sodapopp. Feedback gives me inspiration, so dooooooo it. Peeeeeeerrrr pressureeee! Yeah, all of the cool kids are doing it. Haha.