Favorite Pairings

My OTPS: SasuNaruSasu, SebastianXCiel, LelouchxSuzaku

Yaoi: SebastianXCiel (Kuroshitsuji) SasukexNaruto NarutoXSasuke GaaraxLee (Naruto), RikuxSora AxelxRoxas (Kingdom Hearts), HaoxYoh(Shaman King), EnvyxEd, AlxEd RoyxEd LingxEd(Fullmetal Alchemist) LelouchXSuzaku (Code Geass) SesshomaruXInuyasha (Inuyasha)
Straight LeexSakura, NarutoxHinata (Naruto), AlxWinry RoyxRiza (Fullmetal Alchemist), SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine (Kingdom Hearts), MachikaxRain (Immortal Rain)

Look...I have nothing against Yuri...and to be honest I RARELY read hetero fics. Smut is just better with boys.

Favorite General Mangas:Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Imortal Rain, Red River, Skip Beat, Ranma 1/2, Fruits Basket

Favorite Yaoi Mangas: Sakura Gari (Only yaoi written by Yuu Watase TT), Totally Captivated

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Current stories

Upcoming stories

Stories or upcoming stories that have been put on hiatus.

Upcoming Stories in actual development.

Night Bloom : RikuXSora Story I'm writing for my best friend Bismuth. I plan on updating...eventually. Maybe I'll rewrite it and turn it into a oneshot. yeah.

Ambivalence: It was a word...no more than that. However, it somehow seemed to some up Sasuke's thoughts and feelings on the situation entirely Ambivalent: (noun) Uncertainty or fluctuation, esp when caused by inability to make a choice or by simultaneous desire to say or do two opposite things. Also, the coexistance within an individual of positive and negative feelings toward the same person simultaneously drawing him or her in opposite directions.Funny, Sasuke thought. This word is by gods the near definition of me. He looked over at the blond sleeping on his bed quietly. On the one hand, he was tempted to take the teenager with him, to have him as his own. To cherish and hold forever. On the other, a part of him screamed to take his sword and slice it through the soft flesh of his best friend. Naru-preg fic. I love love love writing this story. This thing is my baby. I don't care if it's sorta crappy I actually enjoy writing it.

A Well Timed Interruption: A different time, a different body. The same bond. Kuroshitsuji, SebastianxCiel.

Upcoming Stories:

Hurt Me Sweetly: SebastianxCiel. As delicious as he is, Sebastian just can't completely devour Ciel.

Reborn In Blood Inuyasha's family and friends eventually pass on, as does his human half from old age. However, once his human half has disappeared, his yokai blood compensates for the loss and rekindles Inuyasha as a full blooded yokai. Utterly lonely and depressed that he's family has all passed on but him, he travels the earth in a daze until he stumbles upon his only living relative; his elder brother. SessInu

Sweet Innocent Thing (Reflex Love): Sasuke is willing to do anything to make Naruto happy, that includes adopting a child. However, Neither men realize exactly just what they are getting into until their adopted child starts to display strange abilities and is hunted by men from an evil orginization. child!Kyuubi SasuNaru

Thanks For The Memories: three shot. A very rich Sasuke has a one night stand with a certain blond. He wakes up alone and finds he doesn't even know the boy's name. He then goes on a man-hunt bound and determined to make the mysterious blond his.

Evol: Sai is the new student at school. He's from a huge City known as Root, so when he moves to small town Konoha he's somewhat bewildered at how familiar everyone is with each other. Unfortunatly, he isn't doing well so far; it doesn't help when he incites the wrath of the Class President, or accidentally makes said Class president's best friend faint. Or when he starts feeling weird whenever he is around said best friend. Especially when said best friend is chronically depressed about something he won't talk to anyone about...yet everyone seems to know but Sai.

My Deviant Art Account.
God I'm an Otaku.

My LJ

Link to my DA account

Some of these are from movies or books, others are just like stickers or signitures I've seen. Some my friends or I have said.

I don't know what exactly was going on, but I was watching t.v and I guess my mom was saying something to me but I wasn't listening. My mom turned to her friend and I think she said 'watch this' My mom suddenly yelled "SUSHI!" I whipped my head around "What? Where ?!" My mom and her friend were laughing so hard.

"Stop the world, I wanna get off now" -signiture (Roy Mustang)

"Welcome to Hell" -Dwain (Little Miss Sunshine )

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Dwain (little miss Sunshine)

Jim: (in my face) You gotta problem? Huh, huh? Do ya gotta problem huh doya?"
Me: (bitch slaps him)
Jim: Okay I'm done.

Cloud and Sephieroth are compensating with their swords. -signiture

Bismuth: (poking me) wake up its 9:00 time to get up.
Me: uguuhahaua?

"I'm a tortured artist."-used alot

"I'm my own imagination's bitch...interpet that anyway you want."-me

"If I am ever a telemarketer, I wanna be the person who calls people to tell them what they did wrong. 'hello yes? Um the reason your t.v isn't on is because you forgot to plug it in, bitch'"-Bismuth

"I love books...they're like chocolate for my eyes"-me

Me: What is a dildo?
Sam: Ergh...its that thing where you...and it...yeah. Y'know what I mean?
Me: No. I have no idea what you mean.

Newscaster:(behind him is a hurracain) As you can see there is much debris and tropical foliage...
My Mom: Tropical foliage? They're called palm fronds you fag.

"Life's a bitch and so am I"-signiture

"I lost my handle on life"- signiture

Jay: Why do we drink cows milk?
Me and some friends: Huh?
Jay: Can't we just milk women?
Me: (punches him in stomach and kicks him in the ass) God you bastard no!(fellow female friends freak out at him)

Jim:hey
Me:hey
Jim: hmm
Me:uhh?
Jim and me: yeah.

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants-whitney brown

Lady Astor: Sir, If you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill- Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

I could tell that my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.-Rodney Dangerfield

Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former -Albert Einstein

Never go to bed mad, stay awake and plot horrible REVENGE!-vince lowonski

If you can't dazzle them with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit.-unknown

I'm gayer then you are.-I saw this on my friends backpack,for some reason I wouldn't stop laughing

Me and Bismuth walking home see a car with these really big tires
Bismuth:God, do they really need to be that big?
Me: I know they're big as I am!
Bismuth:... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Me: you were just thinking how that isn't big at all huh?
Bismuth: -looks away-
Me: Shut up
Bismuth: -innocently- I don't know what your talking about I didn't say anything
Me:-pout- dammit.

My anime boyfriend can beat up your anime boyfriend- signiture

I swear to drunk I'm not God- Signiture

My mom is talking to herself about something psychotic like socks... (ie she's being weird)
Dad:(hugs me and pretends to cry)
Me: (pats his back) Its okay we'll get through this together.
Mom: Hey!!

Me: Hey mom do you know if we have any wire?
Mom: Your pants are on fire?!
Me: ... ... ... ... Yes mommy, yes they are.

Trying to figure out this situation is like trying to compare life to a tuna sandwich,difficult to pull off and rather disturbing.-me on a sugar high

The only things that fall from the sky are bird shit and fools- My dad

Constructive criticism is great, it's like kicking someone in the face and then giving them pie!-me

Envy is my favorite cross dressing palm tree-me

I'm half Mexican and half Danish... ... ... I'm a spicy pastry!!-me

The two words guys hate the most are 'don't' and 'stop', unless they're said together-siggy

"Where was I? Oh yeah, Riku was smashing Sora's hopes...- me talking about Night Bloom to Bismuth

"Wow, we were wedding ninjas." -me, don't ask. It's weird.

"Ever notice the most beautiful things are always the most useless?" -me, but I'm sure someone used it before me.

"Where was I? Oh yeah! So, gay porn..." -A very odd friend

"If I could naw my ears off. I would." Kakashi from Naruto abridged. It's funny, go watch it on youtube!!

"I could buy a pair of jeans at Ross for 20 dollars.I could buy the same pair at Abercrombie and Fitch for 80 dollars with a hole in them." -My friend Jennifer.I luffs her

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse." -it's everywhere.

"I wish she'd hurry up and kill something"-my dad talking about my cat.

Bella: "So I'm your brand of heroin?"
Edward: "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin" - Bella and Edward from Twilight

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"- Edward from Eclipse

"My fandom fucked your boyfriend then wrote bad slash about it"-siggy

Teacher: "What is your greatest fear?"
Student: "That I'll be raped in the library."
Teacher: "Sometimes our fears are our secret ambitions."
Entire Clas: ROFLMAO.

"Yes, we'll corrupt you now and beat the rapists to it" My friend Rachel.

"I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion and know my way around pretty well" unknown

"NO I WON'T GO TO HELL. I've got a restraining order."- I dunno

" That is as random as flying blue beavers farting out LSD."-Bismuth

My mom:"You like to B.S. mommy don't you?"
Me: "Yeah, it's ton's of fun."

"Does anyone want a burrito? No? Starbucks? How about a bagel?"- My english teacher

"Man sex= Xemnas"- It's everywhere

:phone rings:
"Hello?"
"Yeah, is this Jennifer?"
"Uh, no this is T."
"Oh, can I talk to Jennifer?"
"...Um no."
"uh?"
"She doesn't live here."
"Oh... ... ... Do you know her?"
"Uh...do you mean Jennifer A?"
"Um, no I want Jennifer K "
"Uh, sorry no. I don't know her then"
"Oh... ... right, have a good one."
"s-sure you too."
:hang up:
"... ... ... ... ... ... the fuck?" - Weirdest wrong number phone conversation evar.

"Life is mearly the prolonging of death. With every heartbeat, you are that much closer to dying." -me

Female Friend: "She hit me with a dictionary."
Male Friend: "Was it sexual?"

Some random girl: NOOOO MY HAIR IS MAGENTA!! NOOOOOEEESSSS!!

Dodo's Conundrum: Having wings, but not being able to fly.
Some people use this phrase to mean being faced with a situation where you don't understand why you are unable to achieve a goal.

"Blood may be thicker than water, but water tastes better"- Me

Tara: Hey Julia, can you get your blade for for the duel?! It's small and easier to manuever!
Me: That's what she said.
All my friends: ROFL

Me (after a ball...thing...flew between my legs): OMG, I just got traumatized and frightened by something that went between my legs!
Tara: That's what she said.
Everyone: ROFL

"Beware of vampire hobos! They lust for your blood...and you're spare change." - Don't ask how Bismuth and I came up with this...because I have no clue.

Kaiya: Who decided that the word "ow" should be expressed when a person is in pain? Seriously.
Me: Oh! Oh! I know, I bet thousands and millions of years ago, some cave man guy and his buddy were walking through the forest when he got attacked by and owl, and while he was getting attacked was all like "OOooowl nooooooo!" And his buddy was all like, "Oh, hey great idea! I'm doing that too from now on."
Bismuth and Kaiya: LOL

Me: What the hell is in between my legs?
Brett: chokes on soda
Tuesly: A hot dog. And two marsh mellows. OH, a dick and two balls, LOL.
Brett: coughingI know it's late, but that's what she said.

(sarcastically and loud)"YES I SPENT TEN DOLLARS ON A CONDOM! Whoah, why is everyone looking at me...? OH CRAP! See what you made me do?! IT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING EVERYONE!" -me. My friend misheard what I said and thought I said I had spent ten dollars on a condom. Dammit Tuesly.

"If ignorance is bliss, than you must be orgasmic"-unknown