I'm more of a reader than a writer, although I do pitch my hat into the ring from time to time. When that happens, remember, don't take them too seriously. As I've noted, I'm a hack.

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1. 2nd Assault of Bad Haiku for the Atlantean's Soul reviews

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the wormhole.

Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-06

2. Bad Haiku for the Atlantean's Soul reviews

A carefully chosen blend of tepid haiku that are certain to make even the most accommodating of poetry readers cringe. Haiku of Vogon proportions!

Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05

3. Why Won't You Love Me, Obi' Kenobi? reviews

A parody of Bree Sharp's song "David Duchovny." This is my first stab at SW fic so please R & R if you feel like it.

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-4-02 - Published: 6-4-02

4. A 3rd Assault of Bad Haiku for the I-Maniac's Soul reviews

Another installment of not-as-bad-as-root-canal-but-not-as-good-as-shirtless-Darien haiku based on I-Man

Invisible Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-22-01 - Published: 8-22-01

5. Lights Down reviews

The Agency says goodbye to one of their own. Keep a box of Kleenex nearby, I recommend three.

Invisible Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-9-01 - Published: 8-9-01

6. Bad Haiku for the Darien Lover's Soul reviews

A collection of not-really-all-that-terrible Haiku inspired by our Invisible Man, Darien.

Invisible Man - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-4-01 - Published: 6-4-01

7. A 2nd Assault of Bad Haiku for the I-Maniac's Soul reviews

A second installment of not-as-bad-as-I-thought Haiku based on selected episodes of The Invisible Man.

Invisible Man - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-7-01 - Published: 5-7-01

8. Bad Haiku for the I-Maniac's Soul reviews

A collection of bad Haiku based on selected The Invisible Man episodes.

Invisible Man - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-5-01 - Published: 5-5-01