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since: 08-24-04, id: 659414, Profile Updated: 07-01-08
country: USA
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Fruits Basket.

"Avert not thine eyes..."

Twitch and Spaz are...independent, not co-dependent. We may be twins but we are two different people, two unique minds with a similar style in writing and design. We are aspiring writers, but till then we're college students. (Twitch - Criminal Justice and Creative Writing English Major with Japanese Minor. Spaz - Psychology and Creative Writing English Major with Japanese Minor). We are water bearers born in the Year of the Dragon, hear us roar! We love writing (duh), drawing (yesm we are artsy indeed), rock music, reading (memorizing our favorite lines!) - esp. old literature (Shakespeare, Poe) to history (Ninja! Knights! Samurai! Oh, my!) and are the most hardcore anime otaku you'll ever meet. Guarenteed. We hate empty notebooks, but even worse empty minds. We also hate rap music (yeah insults to other rappers, talking about how much money you have, and degrading women gets old). We admire those who speak with utter conviction cuz we speak our minds. Jokes galore! Catholic but not radical, open-minded, really. Irish PRIDE! Musicians of the shower. Thinkers. Planners. We're feminists but we don't hug trees. We support Amnesty International. Thus, we support life. People say our style is dark and we tend to agree. We favor gothic horror and lean towards fantasy. We fall into romance and take leaps into angst. We're also likely to trip into comedy (Crack)ed.

We think all you need in life is eyeliner, family that doesn't have to be blood, and a beer to take the edge off. Wink.

q.u.o.t.e.s:
"There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it."
-J.K. Rowling
"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."
-J.K. Rowling
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
-Voltaire
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for."
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less."
-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"We fear that which we cannot see...we respect that which we cannot see...thus the blade will be wielded."
-Bleach
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."
-Freeza, Dragon Ball Z
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"My dreams are not of the future. My dreams are of the past."
-Sasuke, Naruto
"I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies..."
-Unknown
"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautful!"
-Howl, Howl's Moving Castle
"I became insane, with long intervals of horibble sanity."
-Poe
"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?"
-Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While I grip the sword, I cannot embrace you."
-Ichigo, Bleach
"Naruto... you're going to end up losing your life, all at a whim of mine."
-Sasuke, Naruto
(To Itachi, about Sasuke) "Because he's like a brother to me... And I'm a better brother than you ever were!"
-Naruto, Naruto
"When I look up to the sky between the narrow roofs, it reminds me of you, the one who is far, far away."
-Sakura, Naruto
"This time... get a good look at my back!"
-Sakura, Naruto

F.a.n.f.i.c.t.i.o.n:

Fanfiction By Twitch:

Art of Seduction

Green Drug

Red Drug

Laugh

Inner Tourniquet

Brown Drug

Fanfiction By Spaz:

Pink Drug

Depth Perception

Phantom of the Spring

Blue Drug

Thief

Itachi's Bedtime Story

White Drug

Fanfiction by Twitch and Spaz:

Fast Forward

Pause

To Seek Within

Broken Fan

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1. Pause » reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,029 - Reviews: 1474 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 4-21-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
2. Broken Fan » reviews
AU In which Kakashi adopts Sasuke at age nine after saving him from Orochimaru. Severe Mature Themes. Heed Before Read. Eventual SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 1-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
3. To Seek Within reviews
People say in times of great pain and torment, the mind will reach out to extraodinary bounds. What if they were to break? Who would fix them? All Naruto and Sasuke have is each other. Why is that? Where is Kakashi and Sakura? Dark fic, SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 11-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
4. Brown Drug reviews
OneShot. The art of subtlety cannot go unnoticed under Hyugga Neji's eyes. Or at least, that's what Tenten thinks. NejiTen slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-14-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
5. Phantom of the Spring » reviews
Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
6. Depth Perception » reviews
SasuSaku The sharingan spins...The Akatsuki want Sasuke to join. Itachi has his own plans. Will they collide with the Leader's or will they intertwine? What does Sakura have to do with it? Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,675 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 1-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
7. White Drug reviews
OneShot. A misunderstanding, a mistake...that's all it was. But now, she was gone and all that was left is a ripped wedding veil on the ground. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 127 - Published: 4-16-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
8. Inner Tourniquet » reviews
Kakashi has been locked inside his own mind by the effects of the mangekyou sharingan. Sakura must delve into the elusive Copy Ninja's mind to wake him up. After she sees what Kakashi is really thinking, things will never be the same... KakaSaku HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 3-10-07 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.
9. Fast Forward » reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,821 - Reviews: 619 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 2-13-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
10. Itachi's Bedtime Story reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 3-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
11. Thief reviews
Sakura should have known stealing Sasuke's sword probably hadn't been the best idea. SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 3-6-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
12. Blue Drug reviews
Acceptance is something I haven't quite mastered yet. ShikaIno, slight ChoIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 3-4-07 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete
13. Red Drug reviews
While Sasuke is dozing off in Sound, a certian cherry blossom floats across his mind. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 2-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
14. Laugh reviews
It was his darkest fear and worst nightmare. People laughing, ridiculing him. They always did but they always came to regret it. But he never thought he'd see the day when she would laugh at him. HaruxTohru One Shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-15-07 - Hatsuharu S. & Tohru H. - Complete
15. Green Drug reviews
Gaara and Sakura have an unexpected collusion. This starts the addiction... that will calm one demon, and instigate the other. Sets after the preliminaries of the chunnin exam. GaaSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 2-12-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
16. Pink Drug reviews
OneShot. Shikamaru never expected he would have to walk a drunken Sakura home. Really, all he wanted to do was go home and sleep. ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 1-25-07 - Shikamaru N. & Sakura H. - Complete
17. Art of Seduction » reviews
To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 348 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 2-26-06 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete
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