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Haldo, one and all! I'm Clockwork Oracle King, and I'll be your guide for my profile. Here's a Table of Contents to help you Netscape Navigate it.

1. About Yours Truly

2. About My Stories (a.k.a: A reader's head's-up)

3. My Stories

3a. Current Stories

3b. Future Stories

4. Author Recommendations (a.k.a: Check these guys out!)

5. Extra Crap

6. Fave Quotes

7. Announcements

1. About Yours Truly

a/s/l: That, my friend, is classified information.

Zodiac Signs: Ox (Chinese), Sagittarius (American), Owl (Native American)

Favorite Anime: Ultimate Muscle, Sonic X, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh and Digimon

Favorite Cartoons: Winx Club, Garfield and Friends, Johnny Test, Total Drama Island, Arthur, Fairly Oddparents, Danny Phantom, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Penguins of Madagascar and others

Favorite webcomic(s): Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures, Cats N' Cameras (NSFW) and Ozy and Millie

Favorite newspaper comic: Garfield

Favorite Live-action Series: Super Sentai/Power Rangers

Favorite web comedies: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (LittleKuriboh), Pokémon the Abridged Series (Master WGS), Sailor Moon Abridged (Megami33)

2. About My Stories (a.k.a: A reader's head's-up)

My stories tend to be laced with all kids of Super Sentai/Metal Heroes stuff. Also, I tend to not go into detail a lot. These are habits I will eventually cut down on.

3. My Stories

3a. Current Stories (Linked means it's ready to be read and reviewed. Not linked means that I'm working on it and it should be up in the near future)

Cartoon X-overs

Gojyu Sentai Gigaranger (五獣戦隊ギガレンジャー) (Original)

Not Another Aladdin Parody! (Parody)

3b. Future Stories

Sonic X: Danville Edition, Sonic the Hedgehog/Phineas and Ferb Crossover

Gekijouban: Ultimate Muscle vs Gigaranger! Everyone's Galaxy! (劇場版：キン肉マンⅡ世対ギガレンジャー! 銀河の大勝利！, Cartoon X-overs (working title; Parody)

Gekijouban: GoJyu Sentai Gigaranger-Hey Hey Yahoo Vacation in Edoropolis (劇場版：五獣戦隊ギガレンジャーやあやあヤフーエドロポリスのバケーション), Cartoon X-overs (Original)

Pokémon Lecture Squad, Cartoon X-Overs (Original)

4. Author Recommendations (a.k.a: Check these guys out!)

Alohilani- Her Invader Zim/BLoSC crossovers are awe-inspiring. Read them now!

Angela of Flame- Only has one Winx story on her profile, but it's well written. You should check it out.

Chibi Horsewoman- She has several funny stories, and a round-robin fic with Rogue-Scholar07. Rarely updates, so be patient, will ya?

Dead Composer- Creator of the Arthur Goes Fourth/Fifth series. Likes Doctor Who fan-fiction.

Bucking Frilliance (fka Epically Awesome Insanity)- is the the creator of The Toonslayer. Visit her profile, and say that Magnum sent ya.

Guardian-Angel-Smith

Little Kuriboh- Yes, the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series has an FFNet account. Visit his profile, now!

Nausicaa of the Spirits- Awesome writer.

Rogue-Scholar07- Has a round-robin fic with Chibi Horsewoman in the works, as well as some Digimon, X-Men Evolution and other stories.

5. Extra Crap

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, Clockwork Oracle King

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

6. Fave Quotes

I fluffed a pillow. It's f-cking foolproof! ~ Odion, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

7. Announcements

I'm now a certified Beta-Reader. If you'd like to enlist my services, just PM me.