Things you should know:

Emma Watson is a terrible actor.

Garden gnomes amuse me.

I love Smosh.

I never get cold.

My sense of humor is somewhat eccentric.

I am a phenomenal speller and a grammar Nazi.

I love to dance, especially to techno and trance.

I am agnostic with Buddhist tendencies. FYI, Buddhism is not a religion.

I am very ambitious.

I'm a girl and I'm not a pasty gamer, but I completely own most of my friends (guys included) on Halo.

Pickles are in my opinion the REAL nectar of the gods.

I love music and I wish I played guitar...but I don't.

I don't know if I am a cat person or a dog person.

I'm ridiculously good at Dance Dance Revolution.

I'm like 85 percent German, but I'm not a Nazi. I do love sauerkraut though.

Ampersands are SWEET.

I like to bake.

Madonna is one of my favorite artists.

I think I believe in reincarnation, maybe.

I was either William Wallace or Al Capone in a past life, I like to think.

I have the same personality type as Alexander the Great.

I have sweet crazy friends.

"Git," Fred said idly.

My texting bills are always obscenely high, and I even have a plan.

I'm listening to Neil Young right now and I don't know why.

I love semicolons! They are the greatest punctuation mark ever, although I am partial to exclamation points as well.

I frequently adopt a dramatic British accent.

I hate the Bush administration.

I recently began to love Justin Timberlake.

I subscribe to Libertarian ideology. No, that is not liberal (although I am way left-wing). I love politics.

Oh, now we're on Nelly. Oh iTunes.

I will one day achieve great things.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, or at least glance at it long enough to see that there was writing on the page. Good-bye.