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since: 08-26-04, id: 660282, Profile Updated: 09-16-08
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 38 stories for Andromeda, Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

(As of 9/16/08)

This is my favorite quote at the moment... more serious(?) and insightful ones (might) follow.

"WHERE IS SASUKE, 'TTEBAYO!?" -Naruto from OmniStrife's YouTube series "Fun with the Akatsuki"

"If you lay one hand on that girl, I promise you, you will be sent to a very special circle of hell... a hell reserved for child molestors and people who talk in the theatre." -Shepherd Book from Joss Whedon's Firefly

Yes, I know full well that the last time this profile was updated was more than a year ago. So, before you go chasing me with torches and pitchforks, I'd like to humbly apologize to all of my readers from every fandom. I've hit quite a few roadblocks with my writing lately, with everything from school to martial arts to just plain laziness impeding my progress. This is no excuse, especially for some of the things I've not updated for years. Minna-san, sumimasen ("Everyone, I apologize", for those not fluent in Japanese). Please keep checking back here for updates and info; I've changed some things.

NOTE: if you don't see the fanfiction you're currently following on the list below, that means I've discontinued it permanently. Should you wish to continue the story, PM me with a sample of your chapter, and if I approve it, it will be posted under the story with all credit given to you.

Please check my livejournal for all updates; it's less cumbersome than constantly updating this profile. The link is at the bottom of this page.

Raikiri no Yume --Lightning Blade's Dream--: Yes, there is a typo in the English title on the first chapter; as no is a possessive article in Japanese, it should be read as "Lightning Blade's Dream". Other than that, everything else has been in my author's notes. Ah, and the theme song for most of this story can be found here: Tenten Theme (piano), which will open in a new window. COMPLETE!

Darkness Falling: ...has been complete for some time. I have no excuse. Once I have time to type it up, the last three chapters will be posted.

Undercover Alchemist: I honestly want to continue this, but don't expect any updates for several months. By this summer I should have it completed and start uploading.

Beneath the Surface: Another one I really want to continue, but this will take some time if it's completed at all. I may revamp the entire story, as I was frustrated by the huge number of plot holes I kept finding. Again, this may not be continued for another few months, for which I apologize yet again.

Fallen Angel Part II (Missiles and Magic V): I've put too much brain sweat into this to write it off completely. This is something I'd really like to see completed more than anything, but again, it may be quite some time. I don't even know when the last time is I watched Andromeda. To all of you, I extend my most heartfelt apologies. Minna-sama, sumimasen.

AIM: DarkFlame2187 ...feel free to IM me if I happen to be online (which is rare).

livejournal: http://jaderhade.livejournal.com (which I check at least once a day)

Country: U.S.A.

Age: 17 (O_O really??)

Sex: Female (as my Sociology teacher put it, gender is for nouns, sex is for people)

My imeem playlist (opens in a new window... at least, it's supposed to)

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1. Imagine reviews
“Neji, when you look up, what do you see?” "The moon is full. It makes it more difficult to move in open spaces." NejiTen drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
2. One Thousand Grains of Sand reviews
One thousand grains of sand in the hourglass, one thousand drabbles... No pairings nor characters in particular. Shinobi have been captured, and only by telling a tale for every grain of sand in the hourglass can anyone survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-09
3. The Revenant Scroll » reviews
“Weapons don’t kill people. People kill people.” Tenten knelt in the snow and lifted the scroll, brushing dust from its cover. “It would be a waste to just leave it, right?” Why be content to just live when you can live forever? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Neji H. & Tenten
4. Six Days, One Night » reviews
Graduation from the Ninja Academy is supposed to be one of the best moments in a young shinobi's life. For Hyuuga Neji and Tenten, there is no one to see them graduate... unless one's sudden complusion leads to friendship. :Formerly "Compulsions": NejiTe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
5. Hell With a Cherry on Top reviews
If Hell is supposed to be red, red as her bikini or a strawberry sundae, then Hyuuga Neji is the cherry on top that makes it all the harder to resist. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
6. Family History reviews
High school AU. Assigned a project to research the history of a clan of the Land of Fire, Hyuuga Neji receives Tenten as a partner... Tenten who only an hour before admitted she had a secret to tell him... NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-8-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
7. Need reviews
“We need others. We need others to love and we need to be loved by them. There is no doubt that without it, we too, like the infant left alone, would cease to grow, cease to develop, choose madness and even death.” SasuSaku, post series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-14-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
8. Shinseikatsu reviews
Directly following episode 135. A simple conversation outside Emergency Room 7 might reveal a bit of a thread of fate twining Tenten to the Hyuugas. What can been seen with eyes of insight? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
9. Birthday Plots reviews
crackface!Org. XIII: “A plan, a plan, we need a plan!” Axel clapped his hands together absently as he stared into the blank white wall pensively. “He’s a master manipulator, so we just have to out-manipulate the manipulator!” Oneshot written for Zott.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-21-08 - Zexion - Complete
10. Trick or Treat! reviews
Itachi likes sweets, yet little Sasuke doesn't. How does an Uchiha spend Halloween when the one who wants to trick-or-treat is a Chuunin-prodigy, and his little brother is completely indifferent? -:pre-series brotherly love oneshot:-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
11. Itsuka » reviews
.AU. "He who fights with monsters might take care, lest he thereby become a monster." In the hopes of saving Sasuke, Sakura follows him to Orochimaru's hideout, but in the process, she may become that which she fears that he will become... .SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 10-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
12. Romantic Yume reviews
one-shot mini-sequel to "Raikiri no Yume" ... "Let them look at you however they want, let them think whatever they want,” his voice softened, and he reached to gently brush away her tear, “but you can’t fool my eyes.” NejixTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-20-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
13. Swingset reviews
Brotherly love oneshot. “Where are we going?” “To the Academy, of course.” Single-mindedly, Sasuke kept pulling his brother along, shoes crunching on the gravel path. “I can practice there now since I’m a student!”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
14. Raikiri no Yume » reviews
An inexplicable attack on a Konoha Jounin by a Cloud ninja leaves little choice but to assume a preemptive strike for war. As the Cloud claims the attack the work of a rogue-nin, Hyuuga Neji and Tenten are sent to uncover the truth. :between eps. 220-221:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
15. Darkness Falling » reviews
During CoM. Companion to 'Darkness Rising'. When Riku killed his clone, the clone's heart returned to darkness. But contained within him was Zexion's power... .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR MORE INFORMATION:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-24-07 - Zexion & Riku
16. Darkness Rising » reviews
Post KHII. 'If two halves desire to be separate unto themselves, they must become one.' A riddle posed to Roxas by a mysterious cloaked figure could prove the key to unlocking his heart, or could leave him stranded in darkness. Roxas x Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Roxas & Naminé - Complete
17. Organization XIII Does WalMart » reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 12-11-06 - Roxas & Axel
18. Scream Your Heart Out reviews
Oneshot. Sora tries to understand why he feels so lost without Axel. NOT YAOI OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! Was one of three works submitted for my English midterm. Please no flames I'll only eat them, anyway.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-06 - Sora - Complete
19. Crushed Rose reviews
Before Demyx became a Nobody, his name was Mey'd, and he was in love with a woman named Larxene. This is the story of how Demyx became a Nobody. First KH fic, summery sucks. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-06 - Demyx & Larxene - Complete
20. Undercover Alchemist » reviews
Who will Riza have to kill to satisfy the crime ring ruling the streets of Central City? The life of Elysia Hughes hangs in the balance as Riza must lock away her very soul to save her life... RoyRiza, MariaDenny, EdWinry .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR MORE INFO:.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 5-26-06 - Riza H. & Roy M.
21. Dogs of the Military » reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 4-6-06 - Roy M.
22. Beneath the Surface » reviews
Barriss Offee with Boba Fett as a minor character. “We’re losing him!” he heard as if through a dream. Then his heart stopped, and Zeke died. .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR INFORMATION:.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 5-27-05
23. The Dying Flame reviews
Royai. When the person closest to Colonel Roy Mustang falls victim to a biological weapon released by anarchists in Central, he will have to face his fears and admit what everyone has always known. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-19-06 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
24. Termination reviews
Bobby was five years old when it was decided that he must die... A short story about a clone trooper, told by Darman of Omega Squad. Genre is tragedy because there's no where else to put it.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-06 - Complete
25. Switch » reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 7-15-05 - Boba Fett & Obi-Wan K.
26. Boba Fett and the Holy Grail » reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-9-05 - Darth V.
27. 90 Seconds to Live reviews
Gaheris Rhade must go back to right the wrongs, and he realizes he has ninety seconds to live. Unknown to him Andromeda had recorded everything, and now the Season 5 crew realizes the truth. MY FIRST ANDROMEDA FIC IN FOREVER!
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete
28. A Letter from Home reviews
Oneshot. Featuring Omega Squad from 'Hard Contact'. Even clone troops need some morale boosting. Not to mention lots of explosives. Lots and LOTS of explosives...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-10-05 - Complete
29. Fallen Angel Part I » reviews
Missiles and Magic IV. The destruction of Terazed has terrible repercussions, not only the Rhades, but for the entire crew, bringing on a massacre of unheard of proportions. COMPLETE
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 5-26-05 - Published: 3-28-05 - Complete
30. Contemplation » reviews
Season 5. Telemachus Rhade, out of A Home That Will Never Exist Again, by Someone No One Even Cares About Anymore. There is no further point in surviving when no one cares.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-23-05 - Complete
31. Echoes of the Past » reviews
Missiles and Magic III. Gaheris Rhade comes to terms with the fact that he is yet again alive, and explores feelings for Trance. Beka and Telemachus discover more than they ever dreamed, and a child reveals a piece of the crew's destiny...
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 48,088 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 10-18-04 - Complete
32. Night of a New Dawning reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-29-05
33. Betrayal reviews
Season 5. One woman's need for revenge will doom the entire crew of Andromeda, starting with Rhade and Harper. ONE-SHOT.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete
34. A Very Nietzschean Christmas » reviews
Season 1 before the Nietzschean uprising. Gaheris Rhade learns about Christmas. In three parts, Christmas Music, Mistletoe, and Presents. Enjoy! Just mindless fluff.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-19-04 - Complete
35. Moving On reviews
Season 5. Now that he's stopped drinking, Telemachus Rhade writes in a journal his thoughts about the past, and tells more about his wife and children. SPOILER for episode 509, 'What Will Be Was Not'.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-04 - Complete
36. Omega Blue » reviews
Missiles and Magic II. When a deadly bioweapon is released on board the Andromeda, will the crew be able to find a cure before it's to late? Telemachus is brainwashed, can he overcome it? COMPLETE
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-14-04 - Published: 8-31-04 - Complete
37. Explanations reviews
Short monolgue. Gaheris Rhade records a flexi for Dylan in case of his death.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-04 - Complete
38. Illusions » reviews
Missiles and Magic I. Beka is kidnapped by a shapeshifter, who wants to take over the Andromeda. With the shapeshifter looking like Beka, will anyone be able to stop it? COMPLETE
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-30-04 - Complete
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