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Jade Rhade
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since: 08-26-04, id: 660282, Profile edited: 05-27-08
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Author has written 25 stories for Andromeda, Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

(As of 5/27/08)

Yes, I know full well that the last time this profile was updated was more than a year ago. ' So, before you go chasing me with torches and pitchforks, I'd like to humbly apologize to all of my readers from every fandom. I've hit quite a few roadblocks with my writing lately, with everything from school to martial arts to just plain laziness impeding my progress. This is no excuse, especially for some of the things I've not updated for years. Minna-san, sumimasen ("Everyone, I apologize", for those not fluent in Japanese). Please keep checking back here for updates and info; I've changed some things.

NOTE: if you don't see the fanfiction you're currently following on the list below, that means I've discontinued it permanently. Should you wish to continue the story, PM me with a sample of your chapter, and if I approve it, it will be posted under the story with all credit given to you.

Raikiri no Yume --Lightning Blade's Dream--: Yes, there is a typo in the English title on the first chapter; as no is a possessive article in Japanese, it should be read as "Lightning Blade's Dream". Other than that, everything else has been in my author's notes. Ah, and the theme song for most of this story can be found here: Tenten Theme (piano), which will open in a new window.

Darkness Falling: ...has been complete for some time. I have no excuse. Once I have time to type it up, the last three chapters will be posted.

Undercover Alchemist: I honestly want to continue this, but don't expect any updates for several months. By this summer I should have it completed and start uploading.

Beneath the Surface: Another one I really want to continue, but this will take some time if it's completed at all. I may revamp the entire story, as I was frustrated by the huge number of plot holes I kept finding. Again, this may not be continued for another few months, for which I apologize yet again.

Fallen Angel Part II (Missiles and Magic V): I've put too much brain sweat into this to write it off completely. This is something I'd really like to see completed more than anything, but again, it may be quite some time. I don't even know when the last time is I watched Andromeda. To all of you, I extend my most heartfelt apologies. Minna-sama, sumimasen.

Punch me for my lack of updates at:

AIM: DarkFlame2187

Country: U.S.A.

Age: 17

Gender: Female

This is i AM the Random Idiot speaking. I totally hacked Jade's profile without her knowing, so let's keep this a secret between us, 'k? Jade's been busy for, like, ever, so I want you all to know that she is still working on her fanfictions, but she hasn't gotten time recently to type them up and post them. Of course, she is also an impulsive lazy bum, but that's why she is the center of the known universe. Be patient, and hopefully I'll nag her into submission. You guys are the best.

Shadow Ninja, away!

...I have no response to the above statement...

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1. Raikiri no Yume » reviews
An inexplicable attack on a Konoha Jounin by a Cloud ninja leaves little choice but to assume a preemptive strike for war. As the Cloud claims the attack the work of a rogue-nin, Hyuuga Neji and Tenten are sent to uncover the truth. :between eps. 220-221:
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,456 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 2-17-08
2. Darkness Falling » reviews
During CoM. Companion to 'Darkness Rising'. When Riku killed his clone, the clone's heart returned to darkness. But contained within him was Zexion's power... .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR MORE INFORMATION:.
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-24-07
3. Darkness Rising » reviews
Post KHII. 'If two halves desire to be separate unto themselves, they must become one.' A riddle posed to Roxas by a mysterious cloaked figure could prove the key to unlocking his heart, or could leave him stranded in darkness. Roxas x Namine.
Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-1-07
4. Organization XIII Does WalMart » reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 12-11-06
5. Scream Your Heart Out reviews
Oneshot. Sora tries to understand why he feels so lost without Axel. NOT YAOI OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! Was one of three works submitted for my English midterm. Please no flames I'll only eat them, anyway.
Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 10-16-06
6. Crushed Rose reviews
Before Demyx became a Nobody, his name was Mey'd, and he was in love with a woman named Larxene. This is the story of how Demyx became a Nobody. First KH fic, summery sucks. Oneshot
Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 10-7-06
7. Undercover Alchemist » reviews
Who will Riza have to kill to satisfy the crime ring ruling the streets of Central City? The life of Elysia Hughes hangs in the balance as Riza must lock away her very soul to save her life... RoyRiza, MariaDenny, EdWinry .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR MORE INFO:.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 5-26-06
8. Dogs of the Military » reviews
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Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 4-6-06
9. Beneath the Surface » reviews
Barriss Offee with Boba Fett as a minor character. “We’re losing him!” he heard as if through a dream. Then his heart stopped, and Zeke died. .:SEE MY PROFILE FOR INFORMATION:.
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 5-27-05
10. The Dying Flame reviews
Royai. When the person closest to Colonel Roy Mustang falls victim to a biological weapon released by anarchists in Central, he will have to face his fears and admit what everyone has always known. Royai
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-19-06 - Published: 4-19-06
11. Termination reviews
Bobby was five years old when it was decided that he must die... A short story about a clone trooper, told by Darman of Omega Squad. Genre is tragedy because there's no where else to put it.
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
12. Switch » reviews
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Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 7-15-05
13. Boba Fett and the Holy Grail » reviews
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Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-9-05
14. 90 Seconds to Live reviews
Gaheris Rhade must go back to right the wrongs, and he realizes he has ninety seconds to live. Unknown to him Andromeda had recorded everything, and now the Season 5 crew realizes the truth. MY FIRST ANDROMEDA FIC IN FOREVER!
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-23-05 - Published: 8-23-05
15. A Letter from Home reviews
Oneshot. Featuring Omega Squad from 'Hard Contact'. Even clone troops need some morale boosting. Not to mention lots of explosives. Lots and LOTS of explosives...
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 8-10-05
16. Fallen Angel Part I » reviews
Missiles and Magic IV. The destruction of Terazed has terrible repercussions, not only the Rhades, but for the entire crew, bringing on a massacre of unheard of proportions. COMPLETE
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-26-05 - Published: 3-28-05
17. Contemplation » reviews
Season 5. Telemachus Rhade, out of A Home That Will Never Exist Again, by Someone No One Even Cares About Anymore. There is no further point in surviving when no one cares.
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-23-05
18. Echoes of the Past » reviews
Missiles and Magic III. Gaheris Rhade comes to terms with the fact that he is yet again alive, and explores feelings for Trance. Beka and Telemachus discover more than they ever dreamed, and a child reveals a piece of the crew's destiny...
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 48,088 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 10-18-04
19. Night of a New Dawning reviews
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Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-05
20. Betrayal reviews
Season 5. One woman's need for revenge will doom the entire crew of Andromeda, starting with Rhade and Harper. ONE-SHOT.
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 12-27-04
21. A Very Nietzschean Christmas » reviews
Season 1 before the Nietzschean uprising. Gaheris Rhade learns about Christmas. In three parts, Christmas Music, Mistletoe, and Presents. Enjoy! Just mindless fluff.
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
22. Moving On reviews
Season 5. Now that he's stopped drinking, Telemachus Rhade writes in a journal his thoughts about the past, and tells more about his wife and children. SPOILER for episode 509, 'What Will Be Was Not'.
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 11-23-04
23. Omega Blue » reviews
Missiles and Magic II. When a deadly bioweapon is released on board the Andromeda, will the crew be able to find a cure before it's to late? Telemachus is brainwashed, can he overcome it? COMPLETE
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-14-04 - Published: 8-31-04
24. Explanations reviews
Short monolgue. Gaheris Rhade records a flexi for Dylan in case of his death.
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-04
25. Illusions » reviews
Missiles and Magic I. Beka is kidnapped by a shapeshifter, who wants to take over the Andromeda. With the shapeshifter looking like Beka, will anyone be able to stop it? COMPLETE
Complete - Andromeda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 8-30-04
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