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1. A Piece on the Board » reviews

Supernatural shennanigans start to fall into place around Dethklok and all the immortals want a piece on the board. Mentions of Ofdensen/OC/OC/OC, Skwisgaar's usual shennanigans, various supernatural OCs.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,939 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 3-4-11 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E.

2. Beginnings » reviews

Charles Offdensen/OC/OC/OC This is the backstory to Charles meeting the triplets from Pieces on the Board story. It's also the beginning of my first published polyamorous relationship. It has turned out to be more popular than the adventure story.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,174 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 3-21-11 - C. F. Ofdensen

3. Sweet Child o' Mine » reviews

Toki's fathered a child - no surprise there - but what they find out about the child is shocking. This was just a stupid idea for a drabble. I have no idea if I'll continue it.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 1-31-12 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S.

4. Cheer up Charlie reviews

Takes place after Dethdinner. The Gears decide to cheer up Offdensen with some fan mail.

Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-12 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

5. Desperate Measures reviews

Charles has a secret to keep on board the Dethsub

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-12 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

6. Wasted Youth » reviews

Sequel to Eternal Youth

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,232 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 10-1-08 - Jack

7. Going To Bes De Long Night » reviews

Toki and Skwisgaar are not what they seem. The concept of spellsingers is copyright Alan Dean Foster. All Dethklok characters are copyright Brenden Small. 'M' for swearing.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 9-25-10 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W.

8. Sometimes You Gotta Bend It » reviews

An Icelandic contortionist tackles the challenge of surviving Mordhaus.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-16-10 - Published: 9-26-10

9. Luck of the Fguitar riffking Irish reviews

Toki reveals the source of his incredible luck.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-10 - Toki W. - Complete

10. DethDance reviews

The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-21-10 - Toki W. & W. Murderface

11. Thunderhorses » reviews

Animal husbandry is metal.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-10 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen

12. Murmaider reviews

The band meets a mysterious and beautiful stranger who enchants Toki. Toki should not love things.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-09 - Toki W.

13. That's Jack with a 'Q' » reviews

Pairing: Chase Young x Jaq Spicer male x female pairingSummary: Jack couldn't kick ass as a boy. So he tried it from the female side. And then the REAL fun began.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,250 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 9-17-07 - Jack & Chase

14. Confounded Hankering » reviews

Clay has a run-in with a Texas lady of questionable repute. When his control slips, how is he supposed to handle the situation?

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 1-11-08 - Clay - Complete

15. Ghost Story » reviews

Weak in life, Jack Spicer does not rest easily after his untimely death. Basically, I felt like writing a ghost story and Jack got to be my victim. Rated T for Jack's violent, bloody death.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 4-26-07 - Jack - Complete

16. Eternal Youth » reviews

Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 4-20-07 - Jack & Chase - Complete

17. The Opportunities of Foes » reviews

Dark ClayxOC. Warning for bondage, non-consentual sex, domination, humilation. This fic will make your Pretty Ponies cry!

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-8-08 - Clay

18. A Matter of Perspective » reviews

CHACK! The sequel to 'Out for an Airing' chase and Jack's relationship comes out into the open.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 6-3-07 - Jack & Chase - Complete

19. Matty & Phooka: Lawn Care reviews

A little Mooka drabble, a sidestory if you will from the Out for an AiringA Matter of Perspective storyline.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-5-08 - Complete

20. Matty & Phooka: Nightmares » reviews

Just a little sidescrib of Matty and Phooka from my Chack 'Out for an Airing' series. Matty and Phooka start to bond. This takes place in between 'Out for an Airing' and 'A Matter of Perspective'. Rated MA for references to child molestation and rape.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete

21. Stalking reviews

Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-26-07 - Chase & Jack - Complete

22. Out for an Airing » reviews

Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Chase & Jack - Complete

23. It Ain't Easy Bein' Green reviews

Beast Boy goes for a hike and discovers the dangers meeting other outdoorsmen when you have green skin. Extremely silly.

Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-06 - Beast Boy - Complete

24. Chasing Shadows reviews

The long-awaited (ha!) sequel to 'Female of the Species' with the continuing adventures of the TMNT, the Hawaiian Turtles, and the meta-human Maggie. Rated 'M' for violence.

Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-26-05

25. The Female of the Species » reviews

Formerly 'Rapture of the Deep'. The continuing adventures of the TMNT plus some very um . . . 'interesting' original characters.

Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,596 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-22-05 - Published: 9-7-04

26. House Cat reviews

This was the first fanfiction I ever wrote. It was written in 2001. It's a very tongue-in-cheek action story about a race of elf-like cat creatures and thier claim on the Sword Of Omens.

ThunderCats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-05

27. Generations to Come » reviews

After the fall of Mumm-Ra, the ThunderCats begin to rebuild thier civilization, being tested and challenged at every turn.

ThunderCats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-14-04