Alright. Here I go again. Procrastinating on my homework. Ha. Whatever. Okay here is my profile. Let's start with some of my favorite quotes. Yes!

'Yeah. Fuzzy pink sweaters are like the epitome of evil. I take one look at you and I'm like, "Whoa. She's evil, prancing around in that sweater."' -Natalie in response to my comment about myself being evil while wearing a pink sweater. Amusing.

"Fuckly."-Natalie again.

"You are All my Hoes!" -Bakes, speaking for Bill Gates.

"Loose construction! I do what I want!" -Bakes, AKA Alexander Hamilton Samurai

"Fo' sho'! It's two fiddy-five in the P-shizzy!" -Me...

"If I were me, where would I put that bank card?"-Keef

"What! Nobody hated Power Rangers. When you were a little kid and you walked up to another kid and you were like 'Look at my Power Ranger' the other kid was never like 'Rarghhhh!I hate Power Pangers!' It just didn't happen,"- Andrea

"Don't try to bend the spoon. That's imposssible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...(The truth?)...There is no spoon." -Bald Monk Kid. (It gets me every fucking time!)

"It's me! I was the turkey all along! Meee!" -Gir

"Wow. They really make glow in the dark condoms? I gotta get me some and and hang 'em from my ceiling. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder why you're a condom." -Me

"Grow some boobs, bitch." -Keef

"So emo." -Keef

"Hey Justin. Can you see my uterus flexing?" -Jessica

"Why don't you stop being alive, Mullet?" -I don't remember, but it's great.

"Bitch! You swacked my lenom sucker!" -Keef

"And George W. Bush was like, "Oh my Gawd! Fleirshloggen!" -Bakes and Me

...Yeah. That's all for now. I'll think of more soon. I luv quotes.

Name: My real name is…Heather (it doesn’t fit me very well. It is type of flower…I am not a flower. I play ice hockey, which is violent, and I like violent TV and action movies. And it is normal. I am not normal…My name should have been Penelope. But alas. That is my alter-ego’s name….never mind. It’s a big inside joke.)

Age: 25million years old...naw...still in high skool. I'll give ya that much.

Favorite Colors: Grey, red, and black

Favorite Food: Luke warm chicken soup and pomegranates…not together of course!

Favorite Drink: Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso…don’t drink too many of them. You’ll loose brain cells.

Favorite Movies: Butterfly Effect and Matrix…THERE IS NO SPOON!

Favorite Bands: Ooo! So many! I love Chevelle, Korn, Disturbed and Staind. They are my favs.

Favorite Sport: Ice Hockey! I LOVE IT! WOO! It’s so fun and I am pretty good if I don’t say so myself!

Favorite Class: Spanish

Favorite Animes/Manga: Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, Trigun, Wolf’s Rain, Read or Die, Yu-Yu Hakasho, Chobits, Vampire Game, Immortal Rain

Favorite Anime Characters: Sesshomaru, Kenshin, Duo, Sanoske, Heero, Shimbo, Wufei, Dares, Vash, Rain, Hideki, Karama, Kagome, Miroku, Blue, Chi, Toboe, Kiba

Favorite Political Party: Republican

Favorite Not Anime shows: Invader Zim, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, CSI: Las Vegas, Jackass

Me in a nutshell: I live in Wisconsin and it sux, but hey. I am able to spend my time with hockey, friends, writing (I LOVE writing fanfix and poetry) and (scoff) school. I am an eccentric perfectionist and I love roller coasters, exciting TV, movies and music. I aspire to be quasi-Canadian...I luuuvv Canada so much! Canadians are so cute. My fiance is Canadian. I'll marry him soon...Yeah soI get straight A's and I am way smarter than my douche bag ex-boyfriend. ...Sorry. I don't like him so much. He's a whore. Anyway, I can be sarcastic, cynical, and demanding, but also easy-going. It all depends. Normally, I am good-natured, but I can rant for hours if I am angry. Oh yes. I love learning, (The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.)but I HATE homework. There. My bio! And remember- Homo sapiens non in ventum urinat! (It means “The wise man doesn’t urinate into the wind in Latin! It's my favorite saying EVER!)