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Author has written 49 stories for West Wing, and CSI. Hey! So yea, I am twenty something. I'm a former teacher and I'm now studying to be a school media specialist (glorified term for school librarian). I like writing fanfic. I enjoy watching 24, CSI, House, American Idol, A Haunting, The Mentalist and West Wing. My hobbies include writing (!), reading, and mastering Guitar Hero. I love to hear from people who read my stories, so feel free to send me a pm or review. I mostly write Snickers fictions, and especially fics with Nick and Sara as parents b/c I think they'd be awesome at it. I don't have the patience to wait for a beta-read because I'm always too excited about posting, so I apologize in advance if you find stupid errors in my fics. Don't forget to check out some of my coauthored stories under other profiles: "Sweet Little Sixteen" - with MrsEads "Symphony of Change" - with LostLadyKnight "She Has Your Eyes" - with LostLadyKnight My favorite ships are: CSI: Nick/Sara; Nick/OC (Nick is by far my favorite character. What's not to like?); Warrick/Catherine (thanks to LostLadyKnight for her influence) West Wing: Josh/Donna; Sam/Ainsley 24: Tony/Michelle; Jack/Audrey; Jack/Teri Things I like: Getting from A to B in my '98 Dodge Neon, telling my cats they're pussies and marveling at their kitty beauty, impressing people with my knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System, using the word 'preposterous', procrastinating, reconnecting with old pals on facebook, dreaming of making out and doing naughty things with Nick Stokes, pointing out grammatical errors, springtime, calling deserving people skanks, becoming a master of library science, overachieving, sleeping in, kittens, using random British phrases, reading YA books, quoting movies at opportune times, tormenting my cats with a laser pointer, going to Borders and Barnes & Noble, being a space nerd and watching anything to do with NASA, Mountain Dew (it's my copilot), Cadbury's chocolate, Monty Python, childish humor, buying clothes, our president-elect Barack Obama, singing out of tune with the radio blaring, cowriting with LadyBug07, LostLadyKnight, and MrsEads when she's not busy being Canadian. I like oxygen. It keeps me alive. Things I dislike: Paris Hilton, people who can't distinguish they're/their/there and it's/its, incorrect use of apostrophes (especially using them to pluralize!), stories about the CSI characters in high school, generic reviews, over-giggly tween and teen girls who act like idiots and think others are somehow entertained, driving in freezing rain, people who say ATM machine and PIN number, forwarded messages, scooping cat poo, chatspeak in fanfics, mean people, homophobes, rednecks, President Bush, people who call their daughters 'princess' and then wonder why they're spoiled brats, winter, overly religious people, people who put your story on alert but never ever review, authors who demand a certain number of reviews before posting the next chapter, close-minded conservatives, Nick/Greg Slash, GSR. Favorites books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Twilight, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-time Indian, The Christopher Killer, Bloom, When it Happens, Mr. Pusskins, Wicked Lovely, Skippyjon Jones, The Witch of Blackbird Pond, The Giver, Team Moon. Favorite quotes: My personal writing philosophy from "Finding Forrester" - Your first draft, you write with your heart; your second draft, you write with your head. From DarkDreamer05's profile (I totally agree!): "I have a theory that writers don't actually want to write books, they want to read them, but discovering that they are unavailable to be read, because they are unwritten, they write them." Alan Furst "And at a time when she was cut off from everything she knew - family, home, friends - writing was the thread of continuity. It was what she had always done." - Ian McEwan | |||||||||
1. Without You » reviewsNick's wife died in childbirth, leaving him to raise twin girls by himself. The girls are now twelve, and a love interest enters the scene. Can Nick love again, and will his daughters allow him? Nick/OCCSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,777 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Nick S.2. Cheaper by the Half Dozen » reviewsAs if working full time as CSI's wasn't enough to keep them busy Nick and Sara manage to balance work with four boys, two girls, and a whole lot of sibling rivalry. Presented by Bauerfreak and Lostladyknight!CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 107,177 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 10-14-07 - Nick S. & Sara S.3. Is That a Lance, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? reviewsYobling! Dedicated to and written for lostladyknight! Catherine and Warrick go on a date to Medieval Times Restaurant.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-27-08 - Warrick B. & Catherine W. - Complete4. Friends With Benefits » reviewsSnickers. Nick and Sara have an arrangement that allows both of them to get the release they need. But can they only be friends with benefits when new feelings start to surface?CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,504 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 11-27-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete5. Anything But Ordinary » reviewsSequel to Fall to Pieces. Four years later, Lauren's still a skank, Maddie's in her turbulent teens, Cody's performing his duty as annoying little brother. OMG!CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,740 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Nick S. & Sara S.6. The Adventures of Tak and Annah: ZOMG It's George! reviewsSelf-serving ridiculous humor fic. What would you do if you and your best friend ran into Nick Stokes in Las Vegas? Cowrite with lostladyknight.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-08 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete7. Fall to Pieces » reviewsAU: Nick has just gone through a messy divorce, leaving him and his twelve year old daughter hurt and confused. Will they be able to let someone else into their lives?CSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,910 - Reviews: 284 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 9-14-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete8. I Get By With a Little Help From My Friend reviewsSnickers! Sara is having a particularly bad day, and Nick is determined to find out why.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-08 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete9. No Longer Strangers » reviewsAU Snickers: Sequel to Stranger. Riley is about to turn sixteen, and there is drama on the horizon.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,189 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete10. Stokes Family Outtakes » reviewsAU: Previously Full House. A collection of oneshots about little outtakes of daily life, that makes the Stokes family who they are. Story six in the Mally Universe.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 6-13-06 - Nick S. & Sara S.11. Stuck In Bad Fan Fiction reviewsEveryone's read them. Bad fan fiction. Whether it's bad grammar, asinine pairings, or just GSR, you've wanted to gouge your own eyes out. Here's a humorous look at bad fan fiction.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete12. The Chance » reviewsNick is called to a crime scene and comes across a suspicious boy. Will Nick just prosecute him, or could he really help this kid? Title may change.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 7-23-07 - Nick S.13. Guilty Pleasures: Body Souffle reviewsTake a break with some Snickers! Sara has a sex toy party at her house. What happens when Nick walk in on it?CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-1-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete14. Make Me a Match! » reviewsEventual Snickers! Sara is feeling lonely, and one of her friends convinces her to try match dot com. Who will she meet?CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,958 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 6-11-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete15. The Getaway reviewsSnickers, response to forensicsfan challenge. Sara needs to take her dog Bruno on a camping trip to relieve stress from her break up with Grissom. Of course Nicky agrees to tag along!CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-28-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete16. The Mountain DewFree Life Incentive Program reviewsSnickers romance. Nick thinks Sara should give up Mountain Dew, but she has no incentive to. How could he remedy the situation?CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete17. Stranger » reviewsThere's a lot in my past I'd like to forget. Nick Stokes, Fallen Idols. Snickers AU. Nick finds out he has a daughter from a one night stand.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,277 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 4-6-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete18. You've Been Schwarzeneggered! reviewsThe younger kids are bored, so they decide to have fun with an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-19-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete19. That's My Daughter reviewsSnickers AU Oneshot: Songfic to Daughter. Nick watches his daughter playing in the pool and reflects on his role as a father.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-07 - Nick S. - Complete20. The Case of the Ming Vase reviewsSnickers! Response to the book quote challenge. Sara's recovering from her ordeal and of course Nick is there to help.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete21. After the Barbeque reviewsNick and Sara throw a barbeque, but what happens after everybody leaves? Some hot Snickery goodness to start off the summer!CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-29-07 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete22. Lainey Stokes: American Idol » reviewsAU Snickers! Nick and Sara's sixteen year old daughter wants to enter the famous singing competition! But will all the pressure be too much for her to handle?CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-3-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete23. Tender » reviewsSnickers fluff for all you Snicker lovers out there. Sara is injured at a crime scene and is being stubborn about her medical care.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 7-1-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete24. Stoked Fo' Shizzle! » reviewsAU: Sequel to Diff'rent Strokes. Takes place three years later. What is in store for the troubled, but loving family? Story five in the Mally Universe. On hiatus.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,176 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Nick S. & Sara S.25. Nobody's Home » reviewsAU: Nick and Sara have a daughter again. This time, her name is Kelsey, and she's a heinous beeotch. Find out what's up her ass. Warning: Scenes of selfmutilation!CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 5-15-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete26. Nicky, Tank Tops, and ExBoyfriends reviewsSara takes Nick shopping with her and sees Hank. She wants to make him jealous, but will Nick play along?CSI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete27. Boredom With a Capital B reviewsAU JD: In the KatieAudrey Lyman universe. The girls are twelve and bored out of their minds.West Wing - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-06 - Josh L. & Donna M. - Complete28. Superhero Enthusiasts of America reviewsResponse to forensicsfan's challenge. Nick and Sara are assigned to a superhero convention crime scene.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-15-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete29. Ssssshhhh! reviewsA scrumptious dose of Snicker naughtiness. Takes place between Diff'rent Strokes and Stoked Fo' Shizzle. Story four in the Mally Universe.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-11-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete30. Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Stokes » reviewsSequel to Losing My Grip. AU: Nick and Sara raise his daughter Mally, and their three year old twins, Bailey and Aidan. Story three in the Mally Universe.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,729 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 4-15-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete31. See That Line? You Just Crossed It! reviewsSnickers scrumptious fun! Sara's taken Brass's shooting pretty badly. Lover boy is there to help out...in what way will that be? Read and find out!CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete32. Single Daddy » reviewsA companion piece to Losing My Grip and Diff'rent Strokes. This is a series of stories about Mally Stokes growing up and her relationship with her father, Nick. Story two in the Mally Universe.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,087 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 2-19-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete33. Top Ten Signs You're in Love with Sara Sidle reviewsTwin piece to Top Ten....Nick Stokes. Reasons why Nick's in love with Sara.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-12-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete34. Top Ten Signs You're in Love with Nick Stokes reviewsWe've all seen the moments on the screen...they belong together! A firstperson look into why Sara loves the sexiest man on tv.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-11-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete35. Bored at the Lab » reviewsThe girls of the lab are really bored one Friday night. Find out what they do about it! My first attempt at humor! Ensemble with a pinch of Snickers.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete36. Bling Bling reviewsSnickers bitesized fun. Sara gets a piece of evidence stuck...will Nick help her out?CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-26-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete37. Washington High » reviewsPsychotically AU! The staff most of them as high school teachers! Mostly JD centered. On hiatus.West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 9-3-05 - Josh L. & Donna M.38. Because of You » reviewsKingsized Snicker angst! My take on Sara's angstiness ways.CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-19-06 - Published: 4-9-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete39. Losing My Grip » reviewsAU: NS mostly and some GC. Mally Stokes struggles to let Sara into her life and Natalie Grissom is having a hard time escaping Lindsey's shadow. First story in the Mally Universe.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,636 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 1-15-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete40. Dark Helmet: Snickers Fan reviewsPsychotic: Sort of a crossover with Spaceballs. What would it be like if Dark Helmet was a Snickers shipper? teeheheCSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-31-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete41. CSI Rhapsody reviewsThe night shift team needs to loosen up a little can a classic Queen song do it? Humor ensues!CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-22-06 - Complete42. He Had it Coming reviewsMy first Grissomcentric fic. Is Grissom capable of murder? Find out here!CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-22-06 - Gil G. - Complete43. The Lyman Twins » reviewsPrequel to The Lyman Family. The girls are thirteen and Donna is running for public office. Will it tear the family apart?West Wing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,335 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 5-31-05 - Josh L. & Donna M. - Complete44. A Slip of the Tongue » reviewsFunsized Snickers! Not about frenching! Sara says something that comes out all wrong, but is it what she and Nick need to move to the next step?CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-20-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete45. Laundry Day reviewsSnickers: Sara and Nick do more than just laundry....sorry, that was really pornish. Just read, please!CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-20-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete46. A Close Shave reviewsWho knew shaving a man's face could be so fun? Nick and Sara are about to find out.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete47. A Tough Night and Some Lotion » reviewsSnickers fluff: A case brings back some painful memories for Sara, and Nick is there to help her through. Fluff and some lotion is the cure...Chappie 2 up my first attempt at smut.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-11-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete48. The Right Stuff reviewsSnickers fluff, baby! Nick walks in on Sara doing some very OOC things. I think my ovaries just exploded Sara thought to herself.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-22-06 - Nick S. & Sara S. - Complete49. The Lyman Family » reviewsAU Josh and Donna have been married 20 years and are now both members of Congress raising two 16year old girls, Kaitlyn and Audrey.West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 3-11-05 - Complete
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