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since: 09-01-04, id: 663923, Profile Updated: 02-09-12
country: Australia
Author has written 35 stories for Black Jewels Trilogy, Misc. Books, Yu-Gi-Oh, Threshold, Gundam Wing/AC, Fruits Basket, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Harry Potter, Gundam Seed, Escaflowne, Bleach, Misc. Anime/Manga, Naruto, and Donnie Darko.

So I'm Nara. I don't write a whole lot any more as I work full time but I still love to read.. I'd love to write for a living, but I'm sure thousands of people say that and they're probably crap. I'm forgetful, cheap, imaginative, eccentric, sketchy and always a dreamer. I'm interested in fantasy and most of all, slightly off humor and strange, strange randomness. I snicker at things I shouldn't be snickering at, and I will probably get cancer, if I don't have a heart attack first from eating copious amounts of McDonalds. Hooray!

I have little tolerance for people who push their beliefs on other people and equally little tolerance for reading sloppily written stories. I dislike horrific teen "truth or dare" stories and I also have little tolerance for petulant review hungry authors who harrass others because they're aiming for 1000.

!On FanFiction and Writing!
I've undenaiably written a lot of crap. I write what I feel, sometimes cheesy and craptastic, sometimes kinda depressing and sometimes just plain 'wtf?!' These stories range from pieces I'm proud of, to pieces I want to deny writing, and I only write one shots for here. I've also stopped writing on fiction press, though I am working on my NaNoWriMo project in an effort to actually get it released. Again, I state for the record I don't pretend to be a super-awesome writer, especially some of my earlier pieces. I love biting romance... the kind where they argue and fight and bite each other then 'get it awn'. I can dig Het, Slash or Femslash but not Mpreg... or any kind of preg really.
I've co-written before, also write fanfiction and love collaboration efforts, although my collabs have been predominantly crackfic fanfiction. People seem to think I'm funny these days, if a little frightening, and I'm down with that.

The stories with an X in the summary are stories I wouldn't particularly recommend as they are unedited and in my opinion, not really high quality.

'Itachi of the Caribbean', 'Absolut Gin', 'Hugs, kisses and hands down pants' and 'Yzak's Revenge') have been a co-project or had input from scarletfeline73.

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Read these Books: Black Jewels Trilogyby Anne Bishop, Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody, The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris.

Obviously, my favourites list is my recommended fanfiction pieces! But any Bleach fans MUST read Meifu's Gate!

Quote: From Textsfromlastnight

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

TERRIBLE SUMMARIES OF THE MONTH (excluding crackfic, with is awesome)

My sister and I have recently made a hilarious hobby out of finding hilariously retarded crossovers and reading their summaries. These summaries win on the grounds they are a) illogical, b) sh!t all over any actual characterisation, c) are poorly punctuated and nigh indeterminable or d) all of the above.

Pleasured State by Anti-Social Otaku (Harry Potter + Bleach)
Chad and Harry share some sweet moments, but it's mostly for the smutty yaoi goodness. Pwswp... Porn with some plot as its part of a story. So enjoy some of Chad/Neko-Hari. Something I wrote for Darker then Midnight.

Come the Gryffins by Sailor Silvanesti (Harry Potter + Lion King)
Another Prompt Story. Simba makes a tragic mistake, and now his cousin, dear Scarbucks, is paying for it... can Hagrid and his talking beard put things to rights? The pairing is Scar/Buckbeak. AU. Please Read and Review.

Harry: Son of Scar by Dean the Cuddly Fox (Harry Potter + Lion King)
Lily studied the unusual aniomals of the Pride Lands for a few months before she was to marry James. She had a pre marital affair with an anthromorphic lion, named Scar.

Villages of Pokemon by Dean the Cuddly Fox (Pokemon + Naruto)
Team Plasma succeded in seperating pokemon from humans in an event known as the "Great Split." Now The Pokemon have their own villages, their forms of government, and military forces. Known as Shinobi. The Pokemon where the first Ninjas.

It may interest you to know that the 3 Memoirs of a Geishacrossovers are: Twilight, Hannah Montana, and Dragon Ball Z... wtf were these people thinking?

Kisses, Hugs and Hands Down Your Pants,
Nara Merald

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1. Luck's Limits reviews
Fanfiction for "Fate's Favourite" by The Fictionist. Harry Potter survived Lord Voldemort by being lucky. Tom Riddle met Harry Potter as an insane quirk of luck. And the people who have taken Zevi Prince are about to find their luck has run out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-12 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
2. Shatter, Snakes » reviews
When Veritaserum is slipped into goblets on the Slytherin table, it causes more chaos than anyone could have foreseen… SlytherCentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 1-28-11 - Blaise Z. & Daphne G.
3. Viper reviews
She always thinks Allen so foolish to assume that it was Dilandau the Dragonslayer and Celena the innocent sister. Celena is not a nice person… she's a Viper.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-10 - Cerene S. & Dilandau A. - Complete
4. Just Enough reviews
Snippets of Karla and the Offering.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete
5. Itachi of the Caribbean reviews
Crackfic! Team seven along with Neji and Tenten get marooned on an island… only to encounter half the Akatsuki and one thing's sure; Uchiha Itachi ain't no Jack Sparrow. Co-authored Crimson Feline13.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
6. Dark Decadence » reviews
Draco, Pansy, Blaise… all next generation Death Eaters, destined to be darkly, gloriously evil murderers. If you think they're innocent, you're dead wrong. Literally. One shots Series
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-4-07 - Draco M. & Blaise Z.
7. Kisses, Hugs and Hands Down Your Pants reviews
Ichinose Maki- 1. Noun: Term for individual sans logic, one whose loyalty is ridiculously easy to sway. See also: Pansy. 2. Adjective: A Bad Haircut.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
8. Forgotten Dreams reviews
Otogi Zoshi "One day you'll stop dreaming and turn your sights to an ordinary man, Hikaru. Then, and only then, will I truly leave." Mansairaku x Hikaru
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete
9. Me, Interrupted » reviews
X When Otogi's life becomes a downward spiral, he's trapped in an Asylum because he can't shake the guilt of being able to breathe. Imagine his mis fortune when he finds Marik, Bakura and Seto inside... O x B x M x S. YUGIOH x GUNDAM WING
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - R. Otogi & Yami Bakura - Complete
10. Coven » reviews
X 5 Witches. 4 Warlords. 3 Kindred. 2 Abuses of fruit. 1 Lucivar Yaslana. Pranks. Romance. Revenge. Explosions! HEIR's Canon Characters! Beta'd by Erkith. ABANDONED.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 3-2-06
11. Yzak's Revenge reviews
Sequel to Yzak's Trials. It was a beautiful moment, Yzak thought. The sun was setting over the hills and Cagalli was screaming "Damn you Yzak! You get me down from here! Athrun? Athrun!"…. Yes, a beautiful moment.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-15-07 - Yzak J. & Shiho H. - Complete
12. Tasting the Pretty Poison reviews
They never believed her, trusted her… and it was their fault she was dead.There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-07 - Complete
13. Absolut Gin reviews
Only one thing could bring Kira, Zaraki, Kuchiki Byakuya, Yachiru, Abarai, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Hisagi, Hinamori, Nemu and Mayuri to gossip together: An incredible, inexplicable phenomenon affecting all who reside within the Gotei 13...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-21-07 - G. Ichimaru & Yachiru K. - Complete
14. Grimmauld Place Family reviews
REPOST. Gred and Forge Present: "My Family at Grimmauld Place!" Share the laughter and excitement as Gred shows us all the true meaning of family in this touching and freakishly wrong documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-07 - George W. - Complete
15. Illusions reviews
He hated snow hated it and loved it. He loved watching her twirling eagerly in the drifting flakes as she laughed and lived. He hated watching the sorrow in her eyes when it melted away as if it had never been.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete
16. Justification reviews
He has always been a predator. Dilandau is like a disease, and Celena is weak. Come morning, she can try and make her excuses, but there is no justification for what either of them have done.
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-5-06 - Cerene S. & Dilandau A. - Complete
17. Yzak's Trials reviews
Has Sequal "Be the best. Never give in. Demand your utmost. Don't be stupid. Don't give me that stupid look. Don't cry. Stop crying! Oh for the love of…"
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-4-06 - Yzak J. & Dearka E. - Complete
18. Bite Me reviews
X Recipe? Add: one fiery girl, one joker pilot, one bottle of vodka, some tactless moves made on both sides… equals: a couple that push each other out of bed in the middle of the night. Cagalli x Mwu La Flaga
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-06 - Cagalli Y. A. & Mu L. F. - Complete
19. Weasley's Wizarding Warriors reviews
X It's the end of term and Fredius, Georgeth and Leander are ready to rebel against Umbridge in any way they can. Problem: Umbridge wants them dead. Solution? Take on students of their own! Implied Slash in parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-06 - George W. & Lee J. - Complete
20. Nine Volts Short of an Electrocution » reviews
In the third episode Cavennaugh mentions he's sucked on a Nine Volt Battery. Because it's perfectly obvious that normal people suck on Nine Volt Batteries. Cavennaugh's normal, right? Rated M for Drug References, Sexual situations and Swearing.
Threshold - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete
21. For Whom The Bell Tolls reviews
OLD KINGDOM TRILOGY: From citizens of the Old Kingdom to its Protectors, the Ancelstierrans and the Perimeter guards all fear one moment: when the flutes fail and they realise exactly for whom the bell tolls...
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete
22. Helpless reviews
When Hana pushes Tohru away in the cemetery, unknowingly leading her to accept Kyo, her actions seem cruel. But even knowing she's right, how does it feel to be Saki Hanajima? One word: Helpless. !Possible Spoilers!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-06 - Saki H. & Megumi H. - Complete
23. Over the Hills and Far Away reviews
X Relena Peacecraft lives a fairytale life, a Princess, surrounded by 5 knights in … well…Gundam… Armour. But when will the people around her realise their pink Princess has grown up? Possible OOC.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-06 - Relena P. & Heero Y. - Complete
24. Bruised, by Pretty Poison reviews
Visits were pointless, they left with nothing except the feeling of being…bruised. There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete
25. Easter, DOMA styles! reviews
DOMA Holidays series: Poem. Raphael just wants to buy Amelda and Varon some easter eggs, but the task proves harder than it seems! Nonserious, for Amusement. Has Companion Poems.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-06 - Amelda & Varon - Complete
26. Berkata Maaf reviews
X Ryou menulis kepada Bakura, tentang sebuah maaf dan sebuah pertanyaan, Dimana kamu? RxB BETA'D oleh MuscatDunghill dan Hikari Rio!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
27. Ghosts and Pretty Poison reviews
One girl. One limb. One more for Remembrence. There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete
28. Happy Birthday Dartz Sama! reviews
DOMA Holidays Series: Poem about how Raphael survives Amelda and Varon's enthusiasm in finding Dartz a birthday present. Nonserious, for Amusement. Has companion poem.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-06 - Amelda & Varon - Complete
29. Asylum » reviews
X Complete 'Asylum' Series including Asylum, Dangerous, Prisoner and Power. Three Reporters go undercover to write an article and end up in a more dangerous situation than they ever realised. Malik, Ryou, Yuugi, Seto.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 12-21-05 - Marik I. & Seto K. - Complete
30. Mamela reviews
Dreams Made Flesh is not of the long lived races. Her passing is marked with a not so ordinary tribute for a not so ordinary soul. Mamela... Listen.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-26-06 - Complete
31. Deadly Politics » reviews
A Homeless Queen, A Loyal Warlord Prince and a Secret Keeping Healer from Dorothea's court enter a game of Deadly Politics, working against every witch, warlord and time itself with Sadi, Yaslana and Kindred in the battle to save Glacia... Complete!
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 43,747 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 9-23-04 - Complete
32. Xmas, the DOMA way reviews
DOMA Holiday Series: Short Poem about how Rafael, Amelda and Varon spend Christmas. NonSerious Amusement only! Has companion poems.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-05 - Amelda & Varon - Complete
33. Destruction is a Form of Creation » reviews
Black Jewels x Donnie Darko. This is a Sequal to 'Seeing what Happens when the World is Torn Apart'. '1. 82. 3. 24. 51. Until Witch will unleash the Ebony.'Twisted Kingdom.
Crossover - Black Jewels Trilogy & Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 7-25-05 - Complete
34. Summerland reviews
House of Gaian, Tir Alainn Triology, Anne Bishop. This is the story of the Gatherer's last moments as the war between the witches and the Inquisitors draws blood. These are the Shadows and Light... Merry meet, merry part and merry meet again.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-05 - Complete
35. Seeing What Happens When the World is Torn Apart » reviews
Black Jewels x Donnie Darko. 'Wake up Tersa. Wake up. 1095 days. 1 hour. 52 minutes. 45 seconds. That is when your world will end.' Twisted Kingdom. This has a SEQUAL 'Destruction is a form of Creation'.
Crossover - Black Jewels Trilogy & Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 3-11-05 - Complete
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