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since: 09-02-04, id: 664646
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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

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1. Arreh Sculptor and the President of Azerbaijan » reviews
Arreh is even more sensitive than he looks, if that's possible. Eating your vegetables may help you get over certain magical creaturez phobias. Rumblewhore likes weemo. R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 12-24-05
2. Arreh Sculptor and The Plumbing of DOOM » reviews
Everyone's favourite disturbed wizard, Arreh Sculptor takes a boatride and a bow in the grand finale featuring one of the Wizarding World's finest female impersonators...hmmm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 7-20-05
3. How Sixth Year Flew By reviews
Harry's summary of sixth year...to the tune of American Pie!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-28-05 - Harry P.
4. Arreh Sculptor and the Philosopher's Phone » reviews
Arreh is a normal boy right? Wrong! He's a wizard and he's kidnapped by a freaky giant sausage, sent to Bogwash School of Bitchcraft and Misery and finds some equally weird people to befriend... COMPLETE! FINALE FEATURING A SONGANDDANCE NUMBER BY SEVERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 2-18-05 - Complete
5. The Death Eaters Carnival » reviews
The DeathEaters are low on funds so they decide to host a CARNIVAL! Features OOC!Voldy, completelywhipped!Lucius and kleptomaniac!Bella! New chapter with Xtra DracoGinny fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 2-9-05
6. Careers Advice reviews
In which everyone's favourite tortured artiste, Draco Malfoy, talks to a rather wary art teacher about his ambition. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-19-04 - Draco M. - Complete
7. Spin the Bottlunacy » reviews
Angsty s.d.b? Yawn! Romantic s.d.b? Soo ova. Drunk, mad, random s.d.b with Mary Sue baiting as well? Yes, por favor! Rating for swearing in later chapters. Chapter 8 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 9-28-04
8. Mary Sue and the Sorting of Doom reviews
Another poke at all the ultra-perfect OC's out there. V short and random. Please be gentle, my first attempt. If you must flame...use a grill would you? Thanks )
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-26-04
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