Sex: I'm ALL woman

Age: 26

Height: 5'9"

Weight: A lot

Hair: Red/Brown

Eyes: Green

Likes: Dragons, Animals, Anime, Manga, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Walking around my neighborhood, The colors green, blue, & purple, Magic the Gathering, My job, My dogs

Dislikes: Intentional Ignorance, Extreme Tempratures, Super Cheerful Happy Colors, Most Bugs, Prejudiced People, Wal-Mart bags, Michael Jackson, my accent, Humanity

Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII/VIII/XI/X/X-2/XII, Dirge of Cerberus, Champions of Norrath/Return to Arms, Legend of Dragoon, the Zelda series, the Metroid series, Super Smash Brothers, Pokemon, Dragonball Z Budokai 1, 2, & 3, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, dotHACK series, Resident Evil 4, Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Dragonball/Z/GT, YuYu Hakusho, Case Closed, Gundam Wing, Akira, Escaflowne (movie & show), Vampire Hunter D, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Outlaw Star, FullMetal Alchemist, Ronin Warriors, Tenchi Muyo, Cromartie High School, s-CRY-ed, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Akira, Naruto, Furi Kuri (or however it is spelled), Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Azumanga Daioh, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Yotsuba&!

Favorite Authors: David Eddings, Mercedes Lackey, Terry Goodkind, J.K. Rowling, Anne McCaffery, Robert Jordan, Weis & Hickman, Piers Anthony, R.A. Salvatore, Christopher Paolini, J. R. R. Tolkien, Clive Barker, Stephen King, JoAnne Bertin, Elizabeth Kerner, Naomi Novik, C. L. Wilson, James Rollins

Favorite Movies: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Rock, Con Air, Man on Fire, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Armageddon, LotR, PotC, Ever After, Spiderman 1 & 2, Bruce Almighty, Mulan, Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds, the Blade movies, Braveheart, The Patriot, Head of State, the Alien and Predator movies...the list goes on.

Favorite Guys: Vincent Valentine (FFVII), Sephiroth (FFVII), Squall Leonheart (FFVIII), Zell Dincht (FFVIII), Auron (FFX), Nooj (FFX-2), Gippal (FFX-2), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Alberich (Mercedes Lackey), Spike (Cowboy Bebop), Lavitz (Legend of Dragoon), Albert (LoD), Hiei (YYH), Youko (YYH), Seto Kaiba (YGO), Yami Yugi (YGO), Nicholas Wolfwood (Trigun), Vegeta (DBZ/GT), Mirai Trunks (DBZ), Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing), Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft (Gundam Wing), Amon (WHR), Scar (FMA), Roy Mustang (FMA), Maes Hughes (FMA), Greed (FMA), Hatake Kakashi (Naruto), Iruka (Naruto), Balthier (FFXII), Basch (FFXII), Pretty much every male character in Bleach

Favorite Gals: Tifa Lockheart (FFVII), Rose (Legend of Dragoon), Freya Crescent (FFIX), Quistis Trepe (FFVIII), Yuna (FFX), Paine (FFX-2), Sango (Inuyasha), Kerowyn (Mercedes Lackey), Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Cowboy Bebop), Millie Thompson (Trigun), Videl (DBZ), Lucrezia Noin (Gundam Wing), Izumi Curtis (FMA), Raven (Teen Titans), Hyuga Hinata (Naruto), Fran (FFXII), Penelo (FFXII), Pretty much every female character in Bleach, All the girls in Azumanga Daioh (except that annoying cow, Tomo)

Characters I Just Like: Vivi Ornitier (FFXI), Cougar (s-CRY-ed), Alex Louis Armstrong (FMA), Hohenheim Elric (FMA), Wrath (FMA), Luigi (The Mario Games), Volke (Fire Emblem: PoR), Naesala (Fire Emblem: PoR), Koga (Inuyasha), Kirara (Inuyasha), Rin (Inuyasha), Toboe (Wolf's Rain), Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Severus Snape (Harry Potter), Gimli (LOTR), Kuwabara Kazuma (YYH), Quina Quen (FFIX), Amarant Coral (FFIX), Rock Lee (Naruto), Aburame Shino (Naruto), Jiraiya (Naruto), Larsa (FFXII), Shifu (Kung Fu Panda), Temeraire (The Temeraire Series), Freddie (Cromartie High School), Mechazawa (Cromartie High School)

Pairings I Like: First of all, I just want everyone to know that I'll read the vast majority of pairings, as long as they're well-written, but here's some of the ones I particularly enjoy. 1. Virtually all canon pairings 2. Yaoi and Yuri (I have an open mind, so deal with it) 3. Any well-written OC pairing (OC DOES NOT automatically mean Mary Sue/Gary Stu!) 4. Just about anything in a Humor/Parody. Okay, here we go...

Scar/Lust (FMA), Scar/Human and Adult!Al (FMA), Greed/Martel (FMA), Scar/Riza(FMA), Reno/Yuffie (FFVII), Sephiroth/Yuffie (FFVII), Vincent/Elena (FFVII), Reeve/Aeris (FFVII), Lucil/Elma (FFX), Clasko/Calli (FFX-2), Hiei/Kurama (YYH), Kakashi/Iruka (Naruto), Any Gundam Wing pairing, Draco/Ginny or Hermione (HP, but only in parody), Snape/Sinistra (Harry Potter), Basch/Ashe (FFXII), Scar/Lust (FMA), Armstrong/Rose (FMA), Hinata/Jiraiya (Naruto)

Pairings I Hate: Okay, while I do try to keep an open mind about pairings, here are some I absolutely REFUSE to read...

Harry/Voldemort, Snape, Dumbledore, Draco, WHOEVER! (HP); Draco/Snape (HP), Sirius/James/Remus (HP), Scar/Envy, Ed, Mustang...(FMA), ELRICEST, Hughes/Mustang (FMA), Mustang/Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery...(FMA), Envy/Greed (FMA), Envy/Ed (FMA), Gatta/Luzzu (FFX), Auron/Tidus (FFX), Kakashi/Gai (Naruto), Spike/Jet (Cowboy Bebop), Tsume/Kiba (Wolf's Rain), INUCEST, Gaara/Lee (Naruto), Larsa/Al-Cid (FFXII), Balthier/Vaan (FFXII)...I'll come up with more later...

Quotes:
You wouldn't believe the things you can make with the common, simple items lying around on your planet...which reminds me: you're going to need a new microwave. -- Orlin "Stargate: SG1"

All your precious popularity amounts to nothing because, in the end, we're all worm food! -- Me, after watching an episode of "Paranoia Agent"

Bodies are for hookers and fat people! -- Bender "Futurama"

Dr. James is going to write you a prescription for a self-kicking ass! -- My brother, James

I'm normally a nonviolent person, but if you don't quit, I'll rip your spine out and beat you to death with it! -- Me, yelling at James

I said, "WOO...HOO!" -- Homer Simpson

You're like MacGyver with estrogen! -- Prue "Charmed"

... -- Rude "Final Fantasy VII"

Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a Whiffleball Bat... -- Adrian, diguised as an Archbishop "Little Nicky"

Once Sparhawk knows exactly where she is, he'll fall on Scarpa and his father like a vengeful mountain. -- Aphrael "The Hidden City"

He has the weapons, he has the connections, and he knows the hangar's dark secret.-- MTG card "Arms Dealer"

I jammed the whatsit into the whackdoodle, but I think I broke the thingamajigger. -- MTG card "Krark Clan Engineers"

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life. -- Michel de Montaigne

If I woke up looking like that, I would run toward the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

Oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in...places! -- Robot Devil "Futurama"

I was sort of considering going along. Sparhawk might let me hold his cloak while he kicks in the gate. I don't think anybody's assaulted Hell lately. -- Vanion "The Ruby Knight"

You want an explanation? GOD...IS...PISSED! -- Brian "Family Guy"

You poor thing...you're a sin against nature and your body's in so much pain... Almighty god who shapes us all, please return these scarred souls to your unending womb...-- Scar "Fullmetal Alchemist"

You can't kill an unarmed upside-down man! -- Dr. McKay "Stargate Atlantis"

Don't you run, Needles! -- Tidus "Final Fantasy X"

Gluttony is like a giant puppy...that eats people. -- Ieva, referring to the homunculus from "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Scar is armed and dangerous! -- Ieva, referring to Scar from "FMA"

I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks! What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him? -- Maes Hughes "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Now my arm's fallen off, too! -- Alphonse Elric "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Hind-legged Slasher Man! -- Scar, in Sin the Dark Priestess' fic, "Tequila Sunrise: Bloodshot Eyes"

I dreamt I was a moron. -- Squall Leonheart "Final Fantasy VIII"

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce -- The Six Maidens "Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past"

Faye-Faye! Smoke-smoke, Faye-Faye! Puff-puff, Faye-Faye! -- Ed "Cowboy Bebop"

Bonsai, bok-choy, wise-guy, waterboy, lights shine bright in the old town tonight! -- Ed "Cowboy Bebop"

Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear. -- Longfellow Deeds "Mr. Deeds"

The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. -- Emilio "Mr. Deeds"

Yes, I shall go down in history as "The Man Who Opened a Door". -- Leonardo DaVinci "Ever After"

Greed is a real hard-ass! -- James

I don't think he saw us...he was too busy trying to put his pants on! -- my sister, Felicia

The dead have liberty and justice for all. -- Felicia

It's like a tickled Cap'n Crunch! -- Felicia

Give me that, you foul word! -- Felicia

You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be REALLY difficult! -- Kuzco "The Emperor's New Groove"

I kill, therefore I am! That's all the proof I need to know that I exist! -- Barry the Chopper "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Call Baka-Baka and tell him we have some cluck-cluck! -- Mom

I think I'd like to be a gigolo. -- Nanny (a.k.a. my grandmother)

You've got until the count of five before I start throwing sharp objects. -- Volke "Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance"

Squee! Teehee, teehee! -- Samantha

I'll break your arms off and use 'em like nunchucks! -- Alan

Sometimes I envy the dead. -- Me

Mine! Mine! Mine! -- Seagulls "Finding Nemo"

Why don't you shut up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out! -- Caretaker "The Longest Yard"

The only cure for stupidity is a bullet. -- Me

You look like a Man-o-Lantern! -- David "The 40-Year Old Virgin"

I see you're still fatter than holy hell. -- Carter Pewterschmidt "Family Guy"

Jaganshi, would you be so kind as to tell me why exactly you are molesting a statue? At one o'clock in the morning? -- Severus Snape, in JoIsBishMyoga's fic "The Best Defense"

What? My balls aren't there! -- Tachibana "s-CRY-ed"

You remind me of Vienna Sausages...all crammed together, but take 'em out of the can and they're STILL thinking about each other! -- James

You need hearing problems! -- James

If I had known my heart would break, I wouldn't have dropped it on the floor. -- James

I know where I'm going, I just don't know how to get there! -- James

Oh my God, Envy turned Wrath into a rabid badger! -- Me

The State Alchemist Killer Melvin...ooh, scary! -- Me

The only difference between insanity and fanaticism is medication. -- Me

Oh dear, my taco ruptured. -- Me

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. -- God "Futurama"

You can't count on God for jack! He told me so himself! Now come on, if we don't save those monks, no one will!" -- Bender "Futurama"

I spell yay "W-E"! -- Felicia

Zankoku na tenshi no youni... Shounen yo shinwa ni nare... -- Opening lyrics to "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Like an angel without a sense of mercy, rise young boy to the heavens as a legend... -- Translation of opening lyrics

The brave do not fear the grave. -- The Battle Arena floor "Final Fantasy VII"

Look, it's Muslim kryptonite! -- Some kid on "Wonder Showzen"

Why don't you make like a tree...and get the fuck out of here! -- Doc "The Boondock Saints"

Well, I'm in business...business of kicking your ass...and let me tell you, business is booming! I'm open for business...business of giving you the business! -- Meatwad "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

I am the blade of vengeance. They dare only whisper my name: Yojimbo. -- Yojimbo "Final Fantasy X"

A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. -- Majora's Mask "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask"

Home is where you can find a decent graveyard and strangers can disappear without any awkward questions. -- MTG card "Braids, Cabal Minion"

Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered all over the walls. -- MTG card "Overeager Apprentice"

The Boros legionnaire saw a noble sacrifice, the Rakdos thug a blazing suicide, and the Izzet alchemist an experiment gone awry. -- MTG card "Fiery Conclusion"

My soul needs cough drops. -- Me

I will never blend in! I have a broken blender! -- Pepito "Dr. Doolittle 2"

I don't do fear. -- Raven "Teen Titans"

The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded...never forget them. -- Yuna "Final Fantasy X"

I'm either a Sasquatch or a midget! -- Felicia

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! -- Lady on "The Wedding Crashers"

Only one who renounces everything possesses the strength to transcend anything. -- Trema "Final Fantasy X-2"

I don't like your plan. It sucks. -- Yuna "Final Fantasy X-2"

You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you. -- The Legend of Dragoon

When Dragoons meet, blood will flow, and as they leave, time does slow. -- Rose "The Legend of Dragoon"

The only difference between you and smart people is smart people know more stuff. -- Chris "Freddie"

I'm what you colonials might call a "bad-assed motherfucker"...who also happens to be an expert in the delicate art of Japanese flower arranging. -- Lloyd "Boat Trip"

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. -- Wash "Serenity"

You should never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes...then you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -- A t-shirt I saw

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -- Another t-shirt

Death on a leaf! -- Hitch "Hitch"

I believe we have already established that "cucaw-cucaw" and "tuki-tuki" don't work. -- Harry Block "Evolution"

Don't you have someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles? -- Manny "Ice Age"

It's better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you're not. -- From the Van Zandt song "Help Somebody"

I was just violated by a barnyard animal! -- Roy O'Bannon "Shanghai Knights"

With my flame, I will burn him to the bone! -- Kotake "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

With my frost, I will freeze him to his soul! -- Koume "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

Broomstick Butt-Rubbers...for the gay man in all of us. -- James

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. -- A sign at Zaxby's

They're a lot more worried that --oh-- a bird will crap on you and you'll level the palace. -- Tantras "Magic's Promise"

I've got a ladder in my hand and I'll throw it! -- Uncle Pat

This is my story, and you're not part of it. -- Auron "Kingdom Hearts 2"

Pinako...my house is gone. -- Hohenheim "Fullmetal Alchemist Manga"

Warning: Insane Sasquatch Bastard imminent. Avoid at all costs. If it gets in eyes, flush immediately with warm water. -- Me, in a review

Greed is such a case of sex on legs... -- Skatanic (is on deviantart)

Scar is a sexy, panda-fearing hobo! -- Me, after reading yet more manga

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. -- Joe, a.k.a. Skipper "Madagascar"

Hoho the Doughnut Show! Watch out! Look at him go! -- James

Don't have sex...because you WILL get pregnant. And die. -- Coach Carr "Mean Girls"

Men should not interfere in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup. -- I honestly don't know, but it definitely isn't mine

And on your left you can see a herd of dangerous College Students; watch out, they bite. -- Ieva

I heard an animal make a noise like that one time and they rolled it over and it was dead! -- Ramon "Happy Feet"

I will not die a monster. -- Otto Octavius "Spiderman 2"

Silly mortal! Fire is for gods! -- James

No more thinking; it's time for pie! -- Me

Let me get a piece of cheese before I do something drastic! -- Me

And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many. -- Bible, Mark 5:9

I do believe you killed my hat. -- Urahara "Bleach"

Words of wisdom usually come from people who have no idea what the hell they're talking about. -- Me

Yay! I've become a Weapon of Mass Destruction! -- Andy

It's Chicago, but it's pronounced "Chihuahua"! -- James

If we had wenching in modern times, it would be called "Game". -- James

I like to think that the last thing that passed through his head--other than that bullet--was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him. -- Red "The Shawshank Redemption"

LA BOCA! -- Austin

Oodles de boodles kept top the noodles. -- Austin

Flying Penis! -- Austin, while playing as Luigi on "Super Smash Brothers Melee"

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth. -- Some guy on TV "Dawn of the Dead"

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no time during your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -- Pissed-off School Guy "Billy Madison"

Run dream: run on. Pass beyond the waking, and walk into the daylight. -- Yojimbo "Final Fantasy X"

There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. -- Oogway "Kung Fu Panda"

That's Daddy! He's not God! -- My five year-old cousin, Amber

Religion is like getting new clothes. Most people keep the clothes their parents give them. Some will go shopping for new clothes. After spending a great deal of time, they'll return home with a mix-and-match outfit and feel satisfied. The last remaining few deem clothes illogical and unnecessary and go naked. -- I don't know, but it sounded cool

Get out of the car! There's a road coming! -- Christina

I'll poke you in the titty with my eye! -- Christina

A man who inflicts suffering cannot rest. His guilty mind won't allow it. But today...I can finally close my eyes to the living nightmare...and lay down knowing I won't wake again. -- Scar "Fullmetal Alchemist"

It's raining man-juice!
Hallelujah? -- Catherine & Sara, "CSI"

Hey, I don't have to sit here and be insulted!
That's right, you could ride off and let us insult you behind your back like we were doing already. -- Skif & Elspeth "Arrow's Fall"

I'm as human as the next man.
I WAS the next man! -- Jones Sr. & Indy "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

Your God has abandoned you.
My God is with me always. -- Possessed Unas & Simon "Stargate: SG-1"

I'd probably look like a jackass if I even suggested it.
Only a jackass can change the world. -- Gippal & Auron "Final Fantasy X-2"

Is your order on the screen correct?
I don't know! It's covered with paper! -- McDonalds Drive-Thru Guy & Felicia

So you're having the child out of wedlock?
No, I'm having it outside. -- Me & Felicia

Are you calling me gay?
No, no, I just thought you could use some extra seamen on your poop deck! -- Carter & Peter "Family Guy"

Think we need a password?
How about "Kick...it's...ass!" -- Rikku & Paine "Final Fantasy X-2"

Why didn't you answer your cellphone?
I was falling off the ladder. -- Jessica & Nash "One Life to Live"

Hark! What yonder window breaks?
The one you threw the rock through! -- James & Mom

If you print that, it's slander!
It is not, I resent that! Slander's spoken; in print, it's libel. -- Peter Parker & J. Jonah Jameson "Spiderman"

How do you spell "wife"?
Kid, you spell it W-H-O-R-E. -- The Kid & Hayes "Seraphim Falls"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes. -- Max & the Chief "Get Smart"

You like Seymour!
He needs serious mental help!
Yeah, but you like him anyway.
That's because I love mentally ill people! -- Me & Felicia

Uh-oh!
Don't tell me...we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Yep.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Most likely.
Bring it on. -- Pacha & Kuzco "The Emperor's New Groove"

And shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth unto thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritu Sancti -- The McManus Family Prayer "The Boondock Saints"

Is that what the trainees call you?
Oh, that they call me, other things among. And "Great Stone-Face," or "Herald Stone-Heart. They take me, perhaps, for granite.
Was that a joke I just heard? A pun?"
Not possible. No sense of humor have I. All know this. -- Talamir & Alberich "Exile's Honor"

When you're sad, it always seems to rain.
Lots of people are sad when it rains.
It rains because you're sad, baby. -- K & Laura "Men in Black 2"

And the Dragons' song, so wild and strong
Fell from the sky like rain
Upon my soul; which, watered well, bloomed with a joy no words can tell
Where once was a dusty plain -- Song in the Silence

Now it's time to meet the muses!

The Neighbors: A huge group of generally amorphous blobs who are responsible for most of the strangely random things that go on in my fics and ideas for new stories. Actually, the little bastards seem to spend more time fighting with each other over story priority than they do coming up with new stuff, but there you go. (Shrugs)

Azrael: The Angel of Death, and strangely enough, my Humor muse...probably because of my warped and sometimes childish sense of humor. He's a big smart-ass, and currently has his own role in my humor fic, "Crusader", so if you want to know what he looks like, then go check out chapter 1 of that story.

Heron: A highly intelligent eagle-wolf hybrid. He's got the head and body of a Gray Wolf, but talons instead of paws on his forelegs and huge wings. Heron's my all-purpose muse, although he's secretly a big cornball and keeps throwing romantic ideas at me. He and Azrael actually get along quite well and are currently working in tandem on "The Makings of a Hero", as well as some ideas for my upcoming stories. (See below)

Kimbley: Yes, as in the maniac Zolf Kimbley from Fullmetal Alchemist. Apparently, he just showed up one day, and decided that he's going to be my DARK muse. You won't find too much of his stuff here, but he's taken credit for most of the really creepy stuff I've already written.

Upcoming Stories

Shattered Vengeance: (Sequel to Broken Boundaries) Two years after Seymour's final defeat and one after the defeat of Shuyin and Vegnagun, peace has finally descended across Spira...or has it? Auron and Ria take a break from their wanderings and meet up with their old friends, only to end up fighting against an enemy born of a 700 year-old wrong. Pairings: Auron/OC, Tidus/Yuna, Wakka/Lulu, maybe Rikku/Gippal and Paine/?. I'm not sure when I'm going to post this, but it'll be sometime soon, and probably under the FFX category, since that's where I posted the first one. The title is also subject to change, as well.

Current Stories

The Makings of a Hero: (Final Fantasy X) Chapter 33 now up! An unfortunate accident occurs and Charlie ends up joining Yuna's pilgrimage. She's never played the game before, however, which means that she has no idea what lies ahead of her. Rated T for mild cursing and violence.

Oh Dear: (Fullmetal Alchemist) Chapter 2 now up! Self-insertion, foul language, no pairings, probable AU, but will attempt to avoid OOC-ness. Heron and I end up in the anime and chaos ensues!

Broken Boundaries: (Final Fantasy X) Chapter 3 now up! After much deliberation, I decided that it'd be best to rewrite this before starting on the sequel. That way I can clean up any grammar/plot/whatever mistakes made in the first one. If you liked the original version, then I'm sure you'll like the new version more.

Completed Stories

Broken Boundaries (Old Version): (Final Fantasy X) The first fic I ever posted! It's pretty rough, considering that I had no beta at the time, but give it a chance if you have time. Ria Summers was an ordinary gas station attendant until the night the monsters appeared. Now she's on a quest spanning across two worlds with a Tonberry, her messed up magic, and a man who can't decide whether he's dead or not! Rated T for profanity and violence.

Gladiator: (Crossovers) My first humor fic! What happens when the "evil" wizard Katz kidnaps random guys from the worlds of SoulCalibur, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and X? Complete and total insanity! Rated M for profanity, perversion, and flat-out weirdness.

Flaming Queen Alchemist: (Fullmetal Alchemist) A oneshot about what happens when Mustang loses a bet. No pairings. Rated T in case Roy in a dress offends people.

Dust Busters: (Fullmetal Alchemist) Winry and Sheska decide to do some detective work and get into something they shouldn't, much to Ed, Al, and Scar's dismay. Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.

The Hawk, the Stray, and the Would-Be Romeo: (Fullmetal Alchemist) A oneshot about events that unfold while Riza walks Black Hayate. Surprise ending inside!

Crime and Punishment: (Kingdom Hearts) A oneshot of how I thought things in a specific scene should have gone.

Low Blow: (Final Fantasy VII) A oneshot in which Reeve is punished because of Cait Sith. Rated M for language.

On Hiatus

Crusader: (Sequel to Gladiator) Chapter 7 now up! The "evil" wizard, Katz, is back and now he's out to conquer the universe! In an attempt to stop him, God selects nine brave (and rather unlucky) individuals to go on a mission to stop him. Rated M for profanity, perversion, and God knows what else. Unfortunately, I've lost interest in this fic, so it's going here until I can get some sort of inspiration.

I know that no one will really care, or anything, but I wrote an FMA song celebrating the death of Brigadier General Basque Gran!

(Sung to the tune of Joy to the World)

Joy to the world!
Gran is dead!
'Cause Scar...blew off...HIS HEAD!
What happened to his body?
Who cares? Let's throw a party!
We'll party all night long!
We'll party all night long!
'Cause Scar did us a favor
And Gran is gone!

If you like the "Zelda" series, and the band "Queen" then go to http://www.flashplayer.com/music/lozprincesoftheuniverse.htmland check out this video!

If you like the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, go check out this amazing video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSX11RlTZ8&feature=PlayList&p=C9903B0977B53B85&index=12

If anyone wants to see some of my artwork, go to http://anasazidarkmoon.deviantart.com and tell me what you think.

And here's the link to my recently created fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~anasazidarkmoon

(Sees everyone glaring at her) Uh...okay, I'll stop bombarding you with useless information now.