Watchman
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since: 09-04-04, id: 665851, Profile Updated: 02-06-08
Author has written 6 stories for Discworld, and Harry Potter.

For those of you who don't know about Discworld (poor souls) that's where the penname 'Watchman' comes from. It's basically just anyone in the police force of the city Ankh-Morpork. Technically it should be 'Watchwoman', but I didn't think it sounded right. Sue me.

No, actually don't.


1. Discworld Big Brother » reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-13-05
2. Insert Author Here reviews
Creating a good original character is hard... Especially with Vimes around. Heroes exist on the disk only to be made a mockery of or arrested. I really should stop doing these. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-14-06 - Complete
3. Revenge reviews
Sequel to Consequences. The Discworld characters have had enough of our fanfics and what they do to their lives. It's time for them to take revenge. Remember, those who live by the book, die by the book. Slash for obvious reasons.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-31-05 - Complete
4. Consequences reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete
5. Don't Do Drugs, Okay? reviews
Through Carrot's misplaced goodwill, Vimes finds himself shoved onto the soapbox to inform teenagers about drugs. However, how does his son react to this degrading act, being a teenager himself? An old lecturing Watchman isn't the most popular of parents.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete
6. Password? reviews
After escaping from Azkaban and making his way to Hogwarts, Sirius meets a slight snag he hadn't been expecting, and Peeves isn't about to make things better... Unless it's humorous for him, of course. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-05 - Sirius B. - Complete