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since: 09-04-04, id: 665962, Profile Updated: 01-11-09
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Author has written 18 stories for Beyblade, Final Fantasy I-VI, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy X-2, DearS, and Harry Potter.

Hello readers. Let's see: I am a teenage girl who enjoys writing for fun. Not all of my efforts are serious or well-thought out, but unlike some people, I welcome constructive criticism and will attempt to better myself in any way possible. I am starting to think I might be better as a reader than a writer, mostly because I seem to have a serious case of the lazy and self-indulgence ness. Some of the fandoms I've written for I'm not really active in anymore. The only thing I'm really writing for right now is Harry Potter, and the only thing I'm currently working on is The Hogwarts Slash Club, which if you haven't read it, you should :P I apologize for being a slow updater, but I have original fiction and poetry to work on as well.

Some of my old stuff is total dreck, I know, but I leave it up so I can go and read it and cringe, any time I need a little humble pie.

Here's my fictionpress where more of the turds of my mind wind up:

Toaster's Fictionpress

:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD: stupid site won't let me put a dividing bar here for some reason. Bunch of @#.

The Writing Policy:

My policies on smex, violence, slash, femslash, het, incest, drugs, alchohol, and original characters, as it pertains to my literature:

Sex: I don't write explicit sex usually because I like for my fambly to be able to read these works. There ARE exceptions though :D

Violence though? Violence is cool. Some of my stories will have LOTS of violence.

Slash and Femslash: I don't want any reviews screaming "Character A is NOT gay" blah blah blah. Let's be realistic here: there are gay people in this world. There are bisexuals. Chances are, if a series has over 10 characters, at least one of them would be a homosexual or bisexual in real life. You can treat this several different ways. I don't want to hear that Kaiba would never be gay because he's so manly and handsome, but that Pegasus sure could qualify. They have about equal chances of being homosexual in my book.

Het: I try to write plenty of this. It's difficult. I think it's easier for people to be themselves in love when they're with peole of their own gender. Just my humble opinion, not fact.

Incest: It's out there. It happens. It can seem icky for some people, or mundane to others. Pretending it doesn't exist is no way to treat it. It can be consensual or non-con, just like any relationship.

Drugs: I personally dislike drugs greatly. That said, I try to do as much research as possible if I'm writing about it. I would like to make it clear that I no way ever, ever advocate using drugs.

Alcohol: Same as drugs.

Original Characters: I have nothing against original characters. There are a couple in my stories. BUT! They are always supporting cast, i.e waitresses, police, doctors, mailmen, etc. They will never be a main part of the story or date the characters. So don't worry about that.


What can I say? I love random quotes!

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: 'never try'.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.



The Writing Status

All The World's A Stage- Hiatus

Humorous FF4 Stories-Hiatus-much recommended though, as I adore these.

Innocence: Hiatus

Le Cheezit Amore- This story is totally plotted, outlined, and everything. I just need time to write it. (Beyblade)

Murders n' Stuff-Next chapter plotted but unwritten. (Very early work, but I like it xP) (Beyblade)

Rebirth in Blood- Next chapter partly written. (Beyblade)

Soy, the DeathWatch Beetle- Only vague ideas for next chapter (YGO)

Sweetheart-Hiatus (Beyblade)

The Basement- 1 chapter left. Totally plotted out. Complete case of writer's block. Oi D: (Beyblade)

The Colors, Leblanc, the Colors!-working on ch. 2 right now (FFX-2)

The Party From Hell- Next chapter unwritten, need to clean this up since the formatting got screwed. (YGO)

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1. The Hogwarts Slash Club reviews
The female students have been disappearing every Thursday. Neville goes to investigate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-24-08 - Neville L. & Draco M.
2. 30 Singing, Dancing, Angsting Weevils » reviews
30 drabblets about Weevil, for IJ's 30 somethings asylum. Theme: ANGST, as well as drabbles from IJ's crack100 asylum. Not angst.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Haga
3. Eden reviews
Petunia loved Lily. She really did. Which is why she won't put herself, or Dudley, through the same pain again. Too bad Harry gets the short end of the stick on because of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-08 - Petunia D. & Harry P.
4. Golden Moon and Green Sky: 104 Yaoi short stories » reviews
As the title says, there will be 104 short stories of my favorite yaoi pairings, and any I find interesting. Minimum of 100wds per chapter. First chapter Kai/Rai, Kenny/Rei. Warning: general excellence.4 chappie up! KaRe, TyMa
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Ray K. & Kai H.
5. All the World's a Stage » reviews
For some reason, Kaiba wants to date Serenity. Is he for real, or just playing a sick joke? Serenity doesn't know if she can stand dating the famous C.E.O. they have enough troubles without reporters and crazy fans. Silentshipping, KxS warning: het
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 11-22-07 - Seto K. & Shizuka K.
6. All That You Love Will Be Carried Away reviews
What is love? A warm, fluffy emotion that brings happiness? For Takeya and Ren, maybe. But for Miu, it brings nothing but darkness and a downward spiral into madness and despair. They say love conquers all. It may just be true.
DearS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08
7. The Basement » reviews
It all started...in the basement...dundundun. No. Seriously. The world is ruled by an amoral corporation. Rei, a member of a resistance group, is kidnapped and imprisoned in a basement. The other bladers must find and rescue him. AU, KxR, Mr.DxR
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Kai H. & Ray K.
8. Lilies and Ivory and Silver: 104 Yuri stories reviews
As the title states, 104 short stories, featuring my favorite yuri pairings, as well as ones I find interesting. The first will be Selima/Hillary. Warning: sweet femslash and general excellence
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-08 - Salima & Hilary
9. Sweetest Dreams, 104 Het Shorties and Oneshots reviews
As the title says, there will be 104 short stories of my favorite het pairings, and any I find interesting or someone requests. Minimum of 100wds per chapter. First chapter Mariah/Rei. Warning: het. aka the straight stuff
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-08 - Ray K. & Mariah
10. Le Cheezit Amore reviews
Tala is up to something. He sneaks into Kai and Rei's apartment. Up to his usual voodoo? Probably. But what does it have to do with Cheezits? And what strange power do these Cheezits hold? KaRe TB
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Kai H. & Ray K.
11. Sweetheart reviews
Two sisters, Mariah and Hillary, live with their witch mother in the woods. They live a simple, pleasant life, full of love and warmth, until senility turns their mother against them. Can the men save the day or will the sisters have to rely on themselves
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-08 - Mariah & Hilary
12. The Party From Hell » reviews
Somehow Pegasus gets Kaiba to party with him. Drugged wine seems likely. Poor Grandpa. He doesn't have a good time. This is humor without being crack!ish or retarded. No offense to people who like random, plotless humor. Even I like that sometimes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - Seto K. & Pegasus C.
13. The Colors, LeBlanc, the Colors! reviews
Leblanc always liked to try new things. She always wanted to spice everything up. This time it may come back to bite her on the tail. LxN and any pairing you can shake a stick at.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-07 - Leblanc & Nooj
14. Soy, the Deathwatch Beetle reviews
Marik and Yugi go on a date, everything's looking rosy for them. But will Weevil Underwood steal Marik's heart? Or is a more powerful force than love motivating him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-07 - Malik I. & Yuugi M.
15. Rebirth in Blood » reviews
A fed up beyblader cleanses themselves of life's wrongs in a bath of blood. Innocent and not so innocent bladers play unwitting roles. KR and others. Edited and reposted.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - Ray K. & Kai H.
16. Humorous FF4 Stories » reviews
I wrote these stories to entertain my brother. They get funnier each chapter. I've tried to include all of the characters. Chapter 4, in my opinion the best, is up.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-10-07
17. Murders n' stuff » reviews
Mr. Dickenson is discovered brutally murdered on Tyson's lawn. No one seems to know what sick freak did it, or if it was more than one person. The answer will truly shake the foundations of many lives.Who would murder such a nice old man?pairs KR,TB&other
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 6-21-05 - Ray K. & Kenny
18. Innocence: Who Wants It? reviews
If you can't keep it your pants, keep it in the family. Judy and Max discover they have a lot more in common than blonde hair. Warning: Het. JxM
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-14-07 - Max T. & Judy T.
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