Quotes:

"I love hands. What would we do without them?"
"Uh...not pick anything up?"
-- (Rachel and me)

"Why does the Taco Bell hot sauce packet say "...So we meet again?" If we were meeting again, it would already be dead and empty..."
"They've reincarnated themselves. Because... hot sauce packets are Buddhists."
--(Me and Sam)

"Courtney, draw your roadkilled meerkat!"
"Oh my god, you ran over a meerkat?"
"No..."
"You're horrible!"
"Where would you find a meerkat next to a road?"
"Where would I find a meerkat in Tennessee?!"
-- (Sarah, Rachel, and me in Art class regarding my comic with the dead meerkat O.o)

“Apparently Apollo believed that men were more important than women in making children.”
“…Oh?”
“Yeah, um… he said…”Women are the oven in which to make the children until they are done, then the men are there to remove them from the oven.”
“…Huh.”
“Good luck with that pick up line these days. “Won’t you come be my oven, baby?”
“Oh, yeah.”
--(Sam and I)

"When I die, taxiderm-ify my head and mount it on a wall."
"Um...no. I'll shrink your head and hang it from my rear view mirror. Like African cannibals."
-- (Sarah and me)

"I just thought of you running around inside a giant cube of cheese."
-- (me to Sarah.)

"I had a dream that I was the shadow in somebody's ear. Then you were there... in a penguin costume. You had a sign around your neck that said "Hug Me."
"I suppose that's somehow significant..."
--(Sarah and me)

"Nothing is impossible when a bunny’s life is on the line.”
--(Sam)

"I have standards when it comes to porn!"
--(Courtney)

"Look at all these stuffed animals they tore up. What a waste...starving children in Africa could use those!"
"Rachel... I think starving children want food, not stuffed bears."
(Rachel and me)

(edit) Holy crap, I forgot all about disclaimers! OMG, people will think I'M writing the FMA series! Hahahahahaha, yeah right. If I wrote FMA, I would totally live in a mansion with all of my friends and family. GIANT HOUSE PARTY! I would have a car. Okay, to make it official:

I, FoxyWolf16, do not own and/or am not affliated with any of the TV series, books, games, etc. etc. that I may write about. They belong to their respective owners, Himura Arakawa, J.K. Rowling, Nintendo...yadda yadda.

There. That way, I don't have to remember to write it above every chapter. Toodles!

And for the ten or so people keeping up with my Pokemon story, here's a map of the region Ciano:
http://okamikitsune13.deviantart.com/art/Ciano-121369548

Enjoy.