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since: 05-07-01, id: 66694, Profile Updated: 10-11-09
country: United States
Author has written 6 stories for Patriot, and Harry Potter.

Hello faithful readers!!

It may seem that I fall of the face of the earth for six months at a time but have no fear! I am currently working on two stories of mine:

The Spy Who Loved Me

Daughter of the Revolution

Snape and Sex Ed

A funny Harry Potter Quiz I came across:

12 Favorite characters:

1) Snape

2) Hermione

3) Harry

4) Lupin

5) Sirius

6) Lily

7) Bellatrix

8) Ginny

9) Tonks

10) Hagrid

11) Luna

12) Neville

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Oooh... no. I think it would be interesting. Time Turner!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ooh.. yes. In a disheveled sort of way

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I think it would be cute...just as long as it didn't happen after the Yule Ball.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A few.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They would be studying together all the time. Too busy for anything else.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and Nine, thanks

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Someone would end up dead or crucio'd.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic

Boring!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oh yes. I've read them.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

oh MAN. ok... uh... damn... Cruciatus in Crisis. -- Bellatrix Lestrange sees the error of her evil ways and adopts Neville. HAHA JK JK JK.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

I...don't have a friends list...

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

No. I am the only person in real life who I know who writes fan fic.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Again, no. I don't have a friends list.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh dear... um... "ohhhh ...Olympe!!" uh...eh.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Magic by the Police.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Neville gets his hands on a Time Turner and Lily falls in love with him... the saga of Snape hating Neville knows no time boundaries. (Not really a warning but...uh. yeah)

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

"Hagrid... so... is that a blast ended skrewt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Soulmates! I knew all along!"

20) How emo is Seven?

The very antithesis of emo.
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PS. I AM LOOKING FOR A BETA READER FOR The Spy Who Loved Me. Please Please Please contact me if you are interested!!

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1. Snape and Sex Ed » reviews
Yup, you heard me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-09 - Severus S.
2. The Spy Who Loved Me » reviews
Hermione accidentally takes a love potion during a detention with Snape and unlocks a surprise that is a shock to all. Chapter 20: WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED! DH Compliant? NOT OVER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 2-23-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
3. Daughter of the Revolution » reviews
Tavington is enlisted to escort a wealthy Boston merchant's daughter to Cornwallis. She is a fierce but silent patriot. She also happens to meet a certain Gabriel Martin along the way. Chapter 18 is up--for those of you still reading! It's Cowpens!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,848 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 3-29-05
4. Professor Thropp reviews
Elphaba is recruited by Dumbledore to teach Care of Magical Creatures while Hagrid is away in search of giants. She meets a certain professor at Hogwarts who is very much like her....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-19-07 - Severus S.
5. To Catch a Snape reviews
Snape mistakenly stumbles upon Dateline NBC's to Catch a Predator. Just a silly one shot not meant to offend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-06 - Severus S. - Complete
6. A Choice for Charlotte » reviews
Charlotte Selton, en route to her planation during the seige of Charles Town meets a certain Colonel.....hmmm....possibilites. If i get feedback, I'll continue. Right now its an experiment.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-6-06
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