| Penelope Lane |
Author has written 6 stories for Patriot, and Harry Potter. Hello faithful readers!! It may seem that I fall of the face of the earth for six months at a time but have no fear! I am currently working on two stories of mine: The Spy Who Loved Me Daughter of the Revolution Snape and Sex Ed A funny Harry Potter Quiz I came across: 12 Favorite characters: 1) Snape 2) Hermione 3) Harry 4) Lupin 5) Sirius 6) Lily 7) Bellatrix 8) Ginny 9) Tonks 10) Hagrid 11) Luna 12) Neville 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Oooh... no. I think it would be interesting. Time Turner! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ooh.. yes. In a disheveled sort of way 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I think it would be cute...just as long as it didn't happen after the Yule Ball. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? A few. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? They would be studying together all the time. Too busy for anything else. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five and Nine, thanks 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Someone would end up dead or crucio'd. 8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic Boring! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Oh yes. I've read them. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. oh MAN. ok... uh... damn... Cruciatus in Crisis. -- Bellatrix Lestrange sees the error of her evil ways and adopts Neville. HAHA JK JK JK. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics? I...don't have a friends list... 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? No. I am the only person in real life who I know who writes fan fic. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Again, no. I don't have a friends list. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Oh dear... um... "ohhhh ...Olympe!!" uh...eh. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Magic by the Police. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Neville gets his hands on a Time Turner and Lily falls in love with him... the saga of Snape hating Neville knows no time boundaries. (Not really a warning but...uh. yeah) 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Hagrid... so... is that a blast ended skrewt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Soulmates! I knew all along!" 20) How emo is Seven? The very antithesis of emo. PS. I AM LOOKING FOR A BETA READER FOR The Spy Who Loved Me. Please Please Please contact me if you are interested!! | |||||||||
1. Snape and Sex Ed » reviewsYup, you heard me.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-09 - Severus S.2. The Spy Who Loved Me » reviewsHermione accidentally takes a love potion during a detention with Snape and unlocks a surprise that is a shock to all. Chapter 20: WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED! DH Compliant? NOT OVER!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 2-23-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S.3. Daughter of the Revolution » reviewsTavington is enlisted to escort a wealthy Boston merchant's daughter to Cornwallis. She is a fierce but silent patriot. She also happens to meet a certain Gabriel Martin along the way. Chapter 18 is up--for those of you still reading! It's Cowpens!Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,848 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 3-29-054. Professor Thropp reviewsElphaba is recruited by Dumbledore to teach Care of Magical Creatures while Hagrid is away in search of giants. She meets a certain professor at Hogwarts who is very much like her....Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-19-07 - Severus S.5. To Catch a Snape reviewsSnape mistakenly stumbles upon Dateline NBC's to Catch a Predator. Just a silly one shot not meant to offend.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-06 - Severus S. - Complete6. A Choice for Charlotte » reviewsCharlotte Selton, en route to her planation during the seige of Charles Town meets a certain Colonel.....hmmm....possibilites. If i get feedback, I'll continue. Right now its an experiment.Patriot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-6-06