FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Blahsblah2001 |
Author has written 62 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Edward Scissorhands, Inuyasha, 10th Kingdom, and Saiyuki. HIYA! Blahsblah2001, here. I am pretty smart, and I know a lot of useless trivia, so if you're ever on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, you can call me, if you knew my phone number WHICH YOU DON'T SO HAH! I also have Jhonen V's email, which makes me feel all happy inside. Stuff I like: Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, The Orb, Pixies, when people reveiw me, stuff that makes me laugh (read: everything) sausage and mustard, when people flame me, by Best freind Jenny, my website, where I put up ALL my stories,Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Paranoia Agent, Samurai Champloo, being able to listen to Japanese and pick out words I know, ANYTHING with sugar, and when bees sting my enemies. Stuff I don't like: Classical music, when my sister and stepbrother have "band practice", most vegetables, when people don't finish their fanfics, when I don't get reviws, people who don't go to my website, people who think I'm forty, evil hair dye companies, fast food that isn't fast, anything without salt, sugar, or cheese, and when I am attacked by small children. Freaky shit: The insane number of slash and lemons that are all of a sudden everywhere. I mean, come on, m/m or f/f romances are just as good as m/f, but you have to pick compatible characters. (Incompatable: Zim/Dib, Yuki/Kyo, etc...) Give it a break, people. (Thouhg I do have to take back what I said about Sesshy and Inu... I'm such a hypocrite) My characters just seem to be doomed to be unhappy forever.(Man was that random) For those of you people who aresearching through this thinking (Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHERE DID THE FANFICS GO!) This is the answer. I had to take ALMIGHTY AUTHOR POWERS down, because self-insertions are a thing called not allowed. So I got in trouble for that one. ~sniff~ BUT WAIT! there IS hope! All the fanfics I have ever written are at my website! ~But how do I get there?~ You ask. Weeeeelll, I shouldn't tell you, but I'm gonna ANYWAY! . Look right up at the top of the page, right under my pen name, there is a link marked Home Page. (NOTE: I'm starting my own little fanficiton archive. If your story get's kicked off ffn.net cuz of self insertions or script format or whatever you can send it to me and I'll probably put it up, unless it is one of the stories catororized in 'freaky shit.'It's free, too. So far the fandoms online are: Zim, JTHM, Inuyasha, and General Opinions) Click on that! And then read untill you roll on the floor with exhaustion. Then, using your last bit of energy, hit the REVEIW button. Ahem... Goodbye now, mortals. Happy reading. | |||||||||||
1. Valentine reviewsLet's see. When your hated enemy gives you a box, you probably shouldn't open it. Completed, OneshotInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete2. Bundle on the doorstep » reviewsNew chapter by Verity Niwa! Hakkai and Gojyo are getting used to having a baby around... NOT!Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 3-29-063. All then nothing reviewsA deal is broken which never hould have been made. RincentricInuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-064. Near to the sun reviewsThe sun is not fixed. It's rays tilt and turn, reaching places in summer they never would in the cold, dark winters....Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-06 - Complete5. Wrong right again » reviewsWhen Goku finds the reincarnations of his old freinds, they remember nothing of him... or each other. Hauntingly familiar scenes replay themselves, leading one to wonder... shounen ai, yaoiSaiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 1-24-066. Of men and ShikigamiThis one isn't Koumyou, any more than the last, or the one before that. When your enemies look like your friends, how long until you can't trust anymore? Sanzo's POV, character deathSaiyuki - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Published: 3-11-06 - Complete7. The color of the sun reviewsA one shot I wrote got lengthened a bit. SanzoGoku, yaoi, lemon. COMPLETESaiyuki - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-06 - Complete8. Almost as good reviewsSometimes the one you love can’t be there for you. Sometimes because they can’t. Sometimes because they won’t. Sometimes it’s better not to find out. Yaoi drabble GokuGojyo SanzoHakkai SanzoGojyo, all sorts of good pairings.Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-06 - Complete9. Don't go away » reviewsGojyo and Goku room together... nothing new there... right? shounen ai, I think the rating's high enough, tell me if it's not.Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 1-8-0610. Right? » reviewsAn alchemer has access to unlimited numbers of aphrodisiacs, but Yaone would never use one... right?Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 1-16-06 - Complete11. That annoying little voice reviewsThe voice that first called to Sanzo still speaks... of love?Either way, it's driving the monk crazy. 53Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete12. The aftermath of yaoi » reviewsAnybody who's into yaoi may have picked up this pattern. Or, why Gojyo has an hour to live. GojyoSanzo NC, had to up the rating...Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-7-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Complete13. Mistletoe reviewsHakkai tells Goku about the Christmases he used to have, and gives the monkey king an idea. SanzoxGokuSaiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-05 - Complete14. The dead lighter reviewsGojyo's lighter goes dead... with ten million miles left to civilization. Shounenai GokuSanzo, just cuz I like it.Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-05 - Complete15. Regret reviewsSometimes I regret dragging the monkey along, until...ONESHOT.Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-05 - Complete16. Never never land reviewsLove isn't perfect, and it never will be. By the time I realized that, it was already too late...Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-05 - Kagome - Complete17. Babysitting duty » reviewsThe shikon no tama is needed to fix the well, and get everyone back home. But if it's used to kill Naraku, then where will that leave our heroes? Finally DONE!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,769 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 8-2-05 - Sesshomaru & Inuyasha - Complete18. Waiting for you reviewsWhat happened the day Kagome was born. Something, maybe, no one else knew about? COMPLETEDInuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete19. What did he say? » reviewsEveryone knows the old spell for getting characters out of the TV, but WHY OH WHY did they have to use the subbed version? Completed.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 10-8-05 - Inuyasha - Complete20. Do you know me? reviewsYou know I'm here, but you don't look at me... the only thing more painful than rejected love is a love never known.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete21. A Harmless Game from the Future reviewsShippo teaches everybody a new game... spin the bottle? Completed.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-05 - Inuyasha - Complete22. Werwolves of New York reviewsThe full moon comes up and Wolf escapes into the city. This time it's Virginia's turn to hunt him down...before it's too late.10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete23. Tricks of the Trade reviewsAn old relic of a story I dug up. When Virginia is kidnapped by trolls, Wolf has to find her... somewhere in New York City!10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete24. Don't know who I'm kidding reviewsKagome's back in her own time and Inuyasha waits for her to get back. But Kikyo's scent is on the air, bringing back memories... completedInuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete25. Tessaiga vs Kagome reviewsWhich weighs more, Tessaiga or Kagome? And should Inuyasha really let her listen to the arguments? Oneshot, completed.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete26. The Bus Ride reviewsA oneshot about what happens when Inuyasha and Kagome have to hitch a ride on a city bus.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete27. An offer of revenge » reviewsMiroku meets Sesshoumaru in the woods, and the youkai has a proposition for him. Is revenge worth a life? Not yaoi, COMPLETEDInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 9-10-05 - Miroku - Complete28. No one can hurt you now » reviewsInuyasha swore to protect Kagome, but when she doesn't let him, he won't give up the promise. Not romance. Oneshot, completed, kinda scary.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-9-05 - Inuyasha - Complete29. The first Rin » reviewsPeople always wonder why Sesshoumaru saved Rin's life. Memories from his past, perhaps? Romance, COMPLETED!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 8-16-05 - Sesshomaru - Complete30. My Summer Vacation reviewsKagome writes a report on what she did over summer vacation. Not surprisingly, her teacher doesn't beleive her, so she decides to prove it... but how? Oneshot, completed.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-3-05 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete31. Guilt's a funny thing reviewsDib's ebing haunted by a ghost of someone he killed... or is he? Bad summary.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-0532. The other invader » reviewsI have noticed a bunch of people do this story so I am parodying you. Another invader lands on earth and doom stuff happens.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 5-19-0533. Eyes reviewsOne shot story about what happens when Zim finally gets captured.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-29-05 - Complete34. The humans are stretching » reviewsAbout sixth grade, all the humans start to grow. Zim doesn't. How does he deal with being shorter than Dib?Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 4-24-0535. How do you know » reviewsZim was always an egotistical little monster. That didn't change a bit, even after he died. ONE-SHOT.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-7-05 - Complete36. I'm Sorry reviewsWhat happened Christmas Eve, Edward's POV. This was down but it's back up now. YAY!Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-0537. Johnny once ago » reviewsEverything in Johnny's comic is his own imagination. Why would he see the world this way?Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-21-0538. Or perhaps not reviewsIf anybody sees a bit of a pettern in these romance fics, read this. The anti-pattern.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-0539. Of my dreams reviewsEdward waited for Kim, he waited so long. He finally decides to go find her. But everything has changed.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-0540. Hello darkness, my old friend reviewsDib wakes up in the woods without a cluse as to how he got there. It has somehting to do with Zim.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-0541. Poison reviewsDib tries to poison Zim. That gets kinda bad. Involves a giant mushroom and a lot of insanity. One-shot.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-05 - Complete42. switcheroo » reviewsDib casts a spell on Zim, but it backfires a bit, mostly because of extreme stupidity. They end up... SWITCHING BODIES! Completed, FINALLY!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 4-8-05 - Complete43. General insanity reviewsRead insanitywrite insanity. Gaz gets fed up with always getting bugged. She takes revenge to the fullest. DOES IT WORK? Find out in this week's episode.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-0544. Thirteen years later » reviewsHa. Love. Zim doesn't know the meaning of the word. One hint of a message from his leaders and he's gone. He wouldn't even stay for the baby...I FINALLY FINISHED THIS! WOOT!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 2-26-0545. Bloody Valentine » reviewsZim and Gaz want to be together, Dib won't let it happen. Zim decides to take things into his own hands. Chapter 2 up, for all those who have threatened me. : Completed.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-17-05 - Published: 2-19-05 - Complete46. Because of Zim reviewsHe's gone, now. Ten years it took me, chasing him... CompletedInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-25-05 - Complete47. You know reviewsYou know it will end one day, don't you? You know who will win.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-25-0548. A masterpeice, ruined reviewsA look at what Nny does, in his own POV. Masked violence. CompletedJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-05 - Complete49. I finally wrote a parody reviewsParody of a Zim episode. Dib and Zim fight, Ms. Bitters acts evil, throw detention into the mix and voila. A halfway interesting story.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-7-0550. Waiting reviewsZim has finally conquered the Earth. one-shot, completed.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-04 - Complete51. Squeegee » reviewsSequel to My encounter With A Homicidal Maniac. Squee's parents are killed, and Nny takes him in. Which is all good until....Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-30-04 - Published: 12-28-0452. Twists » reviewsZim hasn't done anything interesting in a while, so the Tallest tell him something just... horrible. ZAGR, but a good one. COMPLETEDInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,943 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-28-04 - Published: 12-11-04 - Complete53. A Special Baby reviewsWhy can Dib see things no one else can? What happened the night he was born. COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete54. Down Memory Lane reviewsSquee remembers his childhood. His memories lead him back to 779. COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete55. My Encounter with a homicidal maniac » reviewsA homicidal maniac. A burning house. A girl who paints a floor in blood. And the voices that speak to her. COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-28-04 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete56. Christmas With the Crazies » reviewsWhy, for twenty-three years I've put up with it now, I must find stop Christmas from coming, but HOW? Christmas with Nny. COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-22-04 - Complete57. The sickness » reviewsZim finds the sickness of affection.rnWhat I think is the cure for ZADRs. COMPLETEDInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete58. New Girl reviewsI got moved in today. House 777. That's the number for heaven, isn't it? Must be a good omen.COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-22-0459. A Single Mistake reviewsTak's ship is up and running. But she's still there,somewhere. COMPLETED PS if you've read this, try reading it again. I fixed a BIG problem.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete60. Transportal Doom reviewsWhat really happened to Dib's mother? And what does Zim have to do with it?COMPLETEDInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete61. Some funny things I wrote » reviewsWhat kind of music do Irkens listen to? Why do HUMANS like it so much? And what's up with the Giant Dakshund? (AKA weiner dog) COMPLETEDInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete62. An interesing superimposing » reviewsWAIT! this isn't a lame crossover!rnSomething you might have thought of as 'lame' takes on a whole new light. COMPLETEDJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete
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