12.2.07, 3:24 PM - I'm back from the dead. At last! I've just started getting back into the fanfiction mood.

-Abzan342

Current Location: Standing up, if not then sitting down

Music: Guns n' Roses, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Dave Matthews Band, Jet, KT Tunstall, Aerosmith, the Beatles, Ayumi Hamasaki, Miyavi, X-Japan, Malice Mizer, Utada Hikaru, Maaya Sakamoto, Janne da Arc, Pierrot, Psycho le Cemu, Glay, Antique Cafe, Shazna, Luna Sea, ZONE, Judy and Mary, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Alice Nine, Kagrra, Crystal Kay, Charlotte, bennie K, Lm.C, the Gazette, Ayabie, Arctic Monkeys, Lily Allen, Koda Kumi, DBSK, etc.

Current Favorite Movie: Juno

(I convinced myself to narrow the list down)

Books: Grotesque, Out, HP Series, The Westing Game, The Thief Lord, Inkheart, Artemis Fowl Series, Lemony Snicket Series, the Sevenwaters Trilogy, The Bridgerton Series, The Da Vinci Code, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, The Witches, Matilda, Esperanza Rising, the Lovely Bones, Eragon, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Shinju (and all the books in the Sano Ichiro series) etc.

TV: The Boondocks, House M.D., South Park (go Butters!), the Simpsons, Sex & the City (after seeing one episode, I instantly got hooked), Desperate Housewives, the Office, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Spongebob Squarepants, CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, Whose Line is it Anyway, Celebrity Death Match, (just about) anything on the Discovery Channel, Firefly, Without a Trace, etc.

Manga/Anime: Eureka 7, Tokyo Majin, Ouran High School Host Club, Red Garden, Samurai Champloo, Aishiteruze Baby, Monster (if I got a quarter every time something in this manga impressed/scared/fascinated/absolutely thrilled me, then I'd be a millionaire), My Dead Girlfriend (really funny!), Vampire Knight, Read or Die, Yakitate!! Japan, Hana-Kimi, Rurouni Kenshin, Midori Days, Negima, Love Hina, Hellsing, Case Closed, Prince of Tennis, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Card Captor Sakura, Chobits, xxxHOLiC, Le Chevalier d'Eon, Gankutsuou (aka the Count of Monte Cristo), Trigun, Bleach, Tantei Gakuen Q, Ghost Hunt, Hikaru no Go, Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Basket, Kare Kano, Vision of Escaflowne (the anime), etc.

Games: Zelda series (Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker), Final Fantasy series (FFXII, FFX, FFX-2, FF7, FF8), Kingdom Hearts I & II, Super Mario Bros. games, Soul Calibur series, Jak II, Jak 3, Dynasty Warriors 5, Katamari Damacy, Tony Hawk series, Halo 2, Diablo: Lord of Destruction, the Sims, Age of Empires series, Pokemon series, DDR, Guitar Hero, Super Smash Bros Melee, Luigi's Mansion, Thief: Deadly Shadows, Rainbow Six Series, Assassin's Creed, etc.

Random Thoughts:

The full version of FFX-2's "1000 Words" is only 356 words long. Well, "1000 Syllables" just doesn't roll off the tongue as well, does it:P

"You can't have 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'" -Some (sick and) random person

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, The Masochistic Lion, eve29714, hotaru89, Abzan342

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

You know your living in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

FFX/X-2:

TidusxYuna=Tuna

RikkuxGippal=Rippal

LuluxWakka=Lukka

PainexBaralai=Pairalai

LennexShuyin-Shunne

FF7:

CloudxTifa=Cloifa (I can live with Cloud/Aeris, but I prefer of CloudxTifa)

RenoxYuffie=Ruffie (I dunno...who else?)

RenoxTifa=Reifa

VincentxTifa=Vincifa

FF12:

AshexBalthier=Ashier (they imply this a whole lot throughout the game)

AshexRasler=Ashler (well they're already married, right?)

Ashex...ah whatever. In a nutshell, I don't mind Ashe being with any of the guys except for Larsa and Vayne. And Dr Cid. And Gran Kiltias Anastasis. And Venat. And Migelo.

VaanxPenelo=Vanelo

Zelda Series:

ZeldaxLink=Zelink

Kingdom Hearts I & II

SoraxKairi=Soiri

RoxasxNamine-Romine

Complete:

Dawn (FFX-2) - Oneshot: Err...I'll write something here later.

Works in Progress:

ON HOLD. The Worst Birthday (FFX-2) - Oneshot: It may be Yuna's 19th birthday, but she is enjoying it with sadness. Can anyone help her ease her pain? This is my 1st attempt at a oneshot; I'll probably end up writing more.

ON HOLD. The Protector (FF12)-This is my telling of what could have possibly happened to Ashe during the two years in hiding and after the war. Not to mention after ff12.

Now I've heard that Dalmasca doesn't have a Senate, but anyways they tell Ashe that she needs an heir to rule after her or else her bloodline can't continue. They give her several options; to either marry or secretly adopt. When they mean marry, then mean with the flamboyant Al-Cid Margrace (even though it isn't mentioned in Chapter 1). And secretly adopt she does.

Ashe and her adopted son aren't the only focuses throughout the fic; a great deal of it is about Ashe's relationships between several of the other main characters--even though she knows Rasler is dead.

ON HOLD (till who knows when). Hellschool-AU: Seventeen-year-old Yuna Artodict has pretty much everything a girl could ask for: She attends a prestigious boarding school in Zanarkand, is at the top of the social ladder, and the school's valedictorian. But there's one slight problem; since she was too late to pick out a roommate, the school decides for her: skirt chasing Tidus Lochgonski, top blitz ace in their school, a real troublemaker, and the one who is Yuna's biggest crush. Will he put his menacing past behind him and confess to Yuna or lie in the shadows and continue on his nuisance filled life?

Note: Hellschool contains all of the major Final Fantasy characters (Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Squall, Rinoa, Rikku, Lenne, Shuyin, Seymour, etc.) but Tidus and Yuna are the main focuses thruought this fanfic.

(This fic is currently dead. Sorry, but I just don't have the juice to continue.) Death's Apprentice-AU. When Tidus is fatally injured in a car accident, the Angel of Death Azrael comes to him and spares his life on one condition: Tidus must be the Angel of Death while Azrael takes a vacation. Along the way there are many consequences and trials involving many different final fantasy characters; especially Yuna, Tidus' childhood friend who falls ill with a life-threatening disease.

Big Brother Zasalamel-What do you get when you stick twenty four Soul Calibur characters in a large mansion for five months? Total chaos! Love, loss, and destruction of all these character's lives commences!

Character Chats Series-Kupo Moogle is an interviewer, who talks to video game characters about--well, stuff, really.

Future Plans (that I've been putting off for ages):

(The Scapegoat)(working title) (FFX-2) - A murder mystery set half a year after the end of X-2. I'm still thinking of the idea, but there's a good chance I'll write the first chapter soon.

Phantasmagorical-Basically I get transported to Spira...yadda yadda yadda. But I don't end up in Tidus and Yuna's party. I end up in a much stickier situation.

FFX-3: Journey to Zion- It's my idea of a FFX-3 plot that's also a KH crossover (well, about ten percent of it is). If I can get through Phantasmagorical then I'll definitely start on it.

Random Quotes:

"Do you know what's really scary? You want to forget something. Totally wipe it off your mind. But you never can. It can't go away, you see. And...and it follows you around like a ghost."
- Su-Mi, A Tale of Two Sisters

And that's it, really.

-Abzan342