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since: 09-08-04, id: 668197, Profile edited: 02-03-08
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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

There's a little bit of backstory before we get to the good stuff.

Yes, I have a definite 'ship. So when I kicked off here at the Pit, there were a handful of fics here for the 'ship, maybe five pieces of fanart (two of which were really scary and anatomically incorrect porn)—that wasn't any good! I wasn't getting my fix!

So lethal_empathy was created. We've got fic, fanart, pr0n, character discussions . . . All sorts of Gaara and Sakura goodness, right here:
http://community.livejournal.com/lethal_empathy/

This summer, though, brought the trainwreck known as Strikethrough '07. Rather than stick around and support a company that has lied to, mistreated, and libeled its customers this much, I hopped ship and l_e got some sister branches: l_e Gj and l_e Ij. Also, my blog is now at randomsome1.insanejournal.com and my smuttier fics are collected at my brand-new aff.net account.

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And for non-Naruto stuff . . . If you like Laurell Hamilton, don't click here.

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I edit all the time. If you see a typo or problem in there somewhere—and believe me, they're in there—then by all means, tell me. Likewise, if the Pit eats some of my text (which it seems to do all the time anymore!) then let me know!




1. Strange Sleeping Arrangements reviews
Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
2. Field Research reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy crack.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08
3. Scattered Thoughts » reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 5-4-07
4. Enemy Of My Enemy reviews
The interdependent prequel for In Stone: He's tried to kill her, tried to kill her teammates . . . and now is helpless, unconscious, and in her care. While carrying Gaara away from the Akatsuki, Sakura comes to a decision.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
5. Natural Troublemakers » reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 9-6-07
6. Thief of Dreams reviews
Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-21-07
7. In Stone » reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 474 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 5-22-05
8. Misplaced Acolytes reviews
They’re each on their own missions, in a way. Kabuto, Shizune, a little sadistic flirtation. Oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 1-14-07
9. Exercises in Paranoia reviews
He’s loud, brash, and utterly fallible – and Hinata decides that in the end, that’s why she loves him. Onesided HinaNaru, introspective oneshot, fluff.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-06
10. Eek! » reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 32,229 - Reviews: 448 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 10-19-04
11. Agreeable to All reviews
After the Elric boys leave, it's up to Riza to find a way to make Winry feel better. WinryRoyRiza OT3, hundred word drabble, oneshot.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 10-18-05
12. Almost reviews
It almost proves to be more than they can handle. Thankfully, almost doesn’t count. NaruSakuGaa, OT3, somewhat dark oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-19-05
13. Stepping Back reviews
Just because someone is honest doesn’t mean it’s appreciated. Just because a mask is dropped doesn’t mean you have to like what you see. OroTsu, oneshot. Much angst. No spoilers.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 4-25-05
14. Wild Card reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-17-05 - Published: 4-17-05
15. How & Why » reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,622 - Reviews: 471 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 11-2-04
16. Project Human » reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,230 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 9-30-04
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