Hello and welcome, I am Liliana Kali.

Meh, anyways. Here's my page thing.

Random Thing: Okay, for those of you who know Stephanie Meyers' description of vampires; think of this: super-human strength, super-human-blurring speed, blood-thirsty, fair skin colour, attractive, childlike/young (mostly), ridiculously long lives, cool, cold, mysterious, secretive...Sound familiar? I think this all points towards...Hiei Jaganshi. lol. He's even got the red eyes of a young'un.

You know how irritating this is? Watching subs and witnessing how terribly incompetent the translators are and how they mess up the names? Why is it that they can almost always come up with a more or less proper translation in the actual animation pictures but not the little subtitles? Am I not understanding something here?

Quotes:

"Boys are like flashlights, some brighter than others, and Ron, well, Ron needed a new battery." -unknown

"Violence is not the answer, it is the question and the answer is yes." -unknown

“I am sure of nothing besides death and taxes.”-Jane (Grin and Bear It)

"Soon comes the day all shall be free. Even you, and even me. Soon comes the day all shall die. Surely you, but never I" -Fain (The Wheel of Time)

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.-Douglas Adams

Facts are stubborn things-Douglas Adams This leads into my favourite quote: "Truth fears no trial!"

“Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.” - unknown Do I have to get off my arse?

It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie, and even to murder with the truth. -Alfred Adler

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. -William Rounseville Alger This being among a buncha advice quotes

”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown lol, Go justic system!

"'Note to self:' Hiei thought. 'I hate you!' " -Hiei (Seven Deadly Sins)

"When in doubt, I don’t do anything. I just freeze up. Bakura seems to resort to violence when he’s not sure, and Yami Malik seems to live by the phrase Malik’s so fond of quoting; “When in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.” I just freeze." –Yami Yugi (Dark Addiction)

"The life of a Makai bandit: wake up, complain about life, eat, complain about lack of food, travel, complain about the weather, kill some guys and rob their corpses blind, complain that he got more stuff, make camp, complain about the location, and go to sleep, complaining about dreams full of fluffy bunnies and dancing purple dinosaurs." -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found)

“Ah hell, why not face the music. I can always bash the composer if I don’t like it”.-Jane (Grin and Bear It)

“I’ve found something out. I can’t fly. At all” -Jane (Grin and Bear It)

Draco raced down the stairs before the mirror could get another word in, briefly wondering if Granger was thinking of starting MUTE: Mirrors United from Treatment of Evil. ie bad hair. -Hush

“Imps are vicious, demon eating herbivores. This story is about a group of these demon eating herbivores that had been taken into "slavery" by a toddler.” -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found) Plant demons are yummy?

"(to Hiei)We're mourning your death before it happens," -Yusuke (AntiLiberation)

"Human's are like slinkys. Though they are not useful, it will always make you smile when one tumbles down the stars." -unknown

He suspected he was dreaming when he started to thoroughly describe the healing benefits of liquefied feathers to himself. –Kurama (Buds Choked on the Vine)

“WAAAH! Oh Hiro, what’ll I do? Yuki told me h-h-h-h-…”-Shuuichi
“Get drunk, cry, dance, or throw a tantrum. Pick one.”-Hiro
Shuuichi: starts crying, dancing, throwing a tantrum and getting drunk -Gravitation

Duo: Why did I even bother to rescue this guy (Heero) in the first place? He’s anti-social, thinks he’s evil-connival, and hardly speaks! You’ve got such a gloomy personality, why don’t you just give up and stop pretending to be human?
Heero: Hey…Could you keep it down over there?
Duo: Yeah, sure, forgive me for interrupting (Heero was fixing his Gundam, or something). -Gundam Wing

“It’s no honour to be laid to rest under a head stone that says, ‘I was honourable.’ ”-Taikobou (Soul Hunter)

"You're leaving at the exciting climax and that offends my sense of easthetics."-Shinkohyou stepping out of his role as spectator to stop the bad guy's escape so as not to ruin his 'show'

“I’m knee-deep in snow, in the middle of the summer, surrounded by females. On top of that, two have gone crazy. I don’t have a clue as to what’s going on, but I’m waiting for whatever is wrong with them to spread to you.” -Keni'Chi (Unexpected Allies Part III: Trial of the Century ) by: Striking Falcon

"Oh, well, I forgot about that. You're right."
"Of course I am," Artemis smirked.
Draco rolled his eyes. "Shut up, arrogant prat."
"Same to you, conceited git." -Artemis Fowl and Draco Malfoy (The Family Name, by: Elbereth in April)

"Friendship means obligations and having to share your chocolate. What else?"-Artemis Fowl to Draco Malfoy (The Family Name: Third Year, by: Elbereth in April)

“Oh. He’s a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear …With fangs.” – iamanevilgenius and Cordelia

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III.

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, a modernised Victorian style house, and Mr. Perfect. Hell is defined as having a Nike child worker's salary, a European cook, a shack/cave without electricity, and a drunk for a husband." -my female version of the above, loses the wit of the original, but this is for me

Ryou sighed. The people who dealt with hard boiled criminals couldn’t deal with crying women. Ryou was sure there was someone with the right kind of training for it but he was always trusted with the panicking, the hysterical and the grieving... After some hesitation, Ryou sat down and hoped he wouldn’t screw up and get hit or bitten or laughed at. “Hey,” he started and smiled even though she didn’t look like she was paying attention. “This floor is pretty uncomfortable but there’s a chair just behind this desk. Would you rather sit there?” She glanced at him from behind her messy hair. “It’s a very nice chair, I should know, I sit on it every day.” -Ryou (Shattered Crescent)

"By Friday morning, Draco had carefully built a manor on the left bank of "denial" and was comfortably living in it without any thought whatsoever...
And with that, Harry Potter had joined Draco Malfoy on the banks of Denial, but had been very careful to build his housing of choice on the opposite side of the river, away from Draco's manor because they wouldn't want to be neighbors... no not at all." -Black Truth, by: InferiorBeing

“WOULD YOU MAUL HIM ONE AT A TIME PLEASE?!”-Sanzo/Draco "Indigo" Malfoy ("Strange Return" by Shivera)

“They’re selling pictures?” even Harry, who had some experience with Indigo’s habit of collecting stalkers was shocked now. “And you don’t mind?”
“I get 30 of every sale, and Jackie monitors it so nothing dirty gets onto the market.” Indigo shrugged again. “Cash to burn.”
“But, it’s like, porn.”
“Modelling. I’m fully clothed.”
“You are weird.”
“Hi pot, I’m kettle and we’re both black.”-Sanzo/Indigo & Hakkai/Harry Potter (Strange Return)

Favorite animé/manga:

Rurouni Kenshin

Yu Yu Hakusho

Fullmetal Alchemist (Chibi-san!)

Spiral (Go Narumi-san!)

Shaman King

Soul Hunter (anime and manga)

Zoids (the original one with Bit, Leena, Bradd, Jamie, and Dr. Tauros)

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex+S.A.C. 2nd GIG (poor Tachikomas and Major. Tachi forever!)

Yugioh (minus the Atlantis arc)

Gravitation

The Beautiful World

Fullmetal Panic (the trilogy)

Gensomaden Saiyuki (not the Reloaded)

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

The Cat Returns

Hana-Kimi: For You In Full Blossom

Black Cat (anime and manga)

King of Bandit Jing (anime)

Bleach (anime and manga)

ES: Eternal Sabbeth (What an ending!)

Culdcept

Skip Beat!

Vampire Knight

Deathnote (anime: manga's a bit boring and too long-winded, plus, over-exaggeration of ordinary movements is amusing)

Darker Than Black (anime)

Tokyo Crazy Paradise

(plus)Anima

Appleseed ExMachina

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Kiba (Yay Amil Gaoul)

Favorite animé characters:

Kenshin Himura/Hitokiri Batousai, Sanoske Sagara (Rurouni Kenshin)

Yukina, Kuronue, Kurama, Hiei Jaganshi, Yusuke Urameshi, Shizuru Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Edward Elric, Maes Hughes, Risa Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Narumi Ayumu, Kousuke (Spiral)

Yoh Asakura, Anna (Shaman King)

Shinkohyo, Taikoubo, Nataku, Outenkun (Soul Hunter)

Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)

Lady Karura, Kujaku, Lady Kendappa (even though she's depraved) (RG Veda)

Vega Obscura (Zoids)

Major Kusanagi, Tachikomas, Laughing Man (Ghost in the Shell, SAC)

Yami Bakura, Malik, Prof. Banner (Yugioh/Yugioh GX)

Ryuuichi Sakumo, Mr. K (Gravitation)

Hatsuharu Sohma, Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket)

Nuriko (Fuushigi Yuugi)

Kagura (Inuyasha)

Dr. J, Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

Eli, Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)

Jing, Kir (King of Bandit Jing)

Sagara Sousuke (adorably naive and innocent despite his career) (Fullmetal Panic)

Dr. Alec Howell, Shuro (Ceres: Celestial Legend)

Kayashima (the Ghost dude) (Hanakimi)

Zuko (Avatar)

I have been introduced to shonen-ai and am now a big fan of certain pairings; which include;

BakuraXRyou

(Yami)MarikXMalik

SetoXYami Bakura

HarryXDraco

RyouXMarik(Yami)

And with anything else, as long as it's well written then I'm fine with it and so long as the pairing isn't outrageously "out there" it's all good.

Pairings I'm very much against are:

YamiXYugi: Reason: They seem more like brothers to me, and I prefer it that way.

DaiskueXDark: Reason: They also seem like brothers or good friends, nothing more "serious".

JoeyXYami/Yugi: Reason: They're friends. Period.

Je t'aime bien, mais je t'aime pas. (I like you, but I don't love you)

I really like looking at anime eyes. These are the ones I deem especially special:

Taikoubo's Eyes: Soul Hunter

Kino's Eyes: The Beautiful World

Sagara Sousuke's Eyes: Fullmetal Panic (puppy dog)

Yusuke Urameshi's Eyes: Yu Yu Hakusho

Edward Elric's Eyes: Fullmetal Alchemist

Chrono's Eyes: Chrono Crusade

Ryuho: S Cryed (I looked up at the TV from reading fanfiction and saw liquid-red eyes and loved them on sight, the person(s) who did the colour and shading, or whatever it was, did a pretty job)

Here's something I found on LeaNicolaie's page that I wanted to share, it's not hers either, but oh well:

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

Last updated: 10/30/09