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1. Detached reviews

Eastern Promises. London had scores of good, less morally ambivalent undercover agents on standby, but they couldn't have found a better man for the job.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete

2. Russian roulette reviews

Eastern Promises. Kirill/Soyka. "Those feelings are forgotten, dismissed in the night, although they always double back in the morning and hit me like a ten ton truck."

Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete

3. Sick

Eastern Promises. Kirill/Soyka. There are no good secrets. Just secrets that get you killed.

Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete

4. About a Burning Fire » reviews

Night Watch. Anton is Light. Kostya is Dark. Whatever's between them, it's forbidden. But who listens to good judgement when your life is falling apart?

Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-07 - Complete

5. Treachery reviews

Soap really needs to tell Tom off. SLASH, Soap x Tom. I just had the urge to write something a tad fluffy for a change...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-05

6. Powerless reviews

SLASH, Spangel Angelus' POV. He must get off on being treated like last month's garbage, because he keeps coming back for another hit. And quite frankly, it suits me perfectly.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-05 - Angel & Spike

7. All he needed reviews

Sometimes things just happen, and then perhaps it's best just to tag along for the ride. SLASH

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-05

8. Measure of resolve reviews

Drinking solves a lot of problems and creates new, previously not even conceivable ones. SLASH duh, Tom x Soap. Written for maisirmoltesen! Previously entitled Lock, Stock & Unexpected Humiliation.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-2-05

9. The fifth rule reviews

SLASH. The Narrator rides the bus in the middle of the night, and guess who gets on? AU fic in which Tyler is a real person.

Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-28-05

10. Perfect reviews

Jack tries to adapt.

Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-05

11. Scar? What scar? reviews

Just a tiny little humorous modification of the oh-so-dramatic "the-wand-chooses-its-wizard" scene.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-15-05 - Harry P.

12. You are not your Very Secret Diary of Tyler Durden reviews

You're a voice in my head!" "You're a voice in mine." If Tyler Durden had a diary, what would it say? Well, most certainly nothing like this! Perverse, dirty, and pretty funny. (also published by co-writer maisirmoltesen)

Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-05

13. Butterflies reviews

When faced with the choice, will Tyler be permitted to rule once again... or are there things more important than destroying world economy and corporate art?

Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-05

14. Chocolate reviews

And the Prophecy said: Behold! for the fanfic author known as Is0lde shall watch an episode of Angel and write a weird, absurd short story because of it. THIS IS THE RESULT.

Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-20-05 - Angel & Cordelia C.

15. Sideless reviews

Alas! for Aziraphale has Fallen because of his fraternising with Crowley the demon. What's he going to do now? I suck at summaries. But... R&R.

Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-05

16. Tattoo reviews

Sick, humorous... weird! Draco's and Harry's secret is in jeopardy of being exposed! What measures are to be taken? Read to find out! (not as serious as it sounds... not nearly...)

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-7-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.

17. Passion for destruction » reviews

When you're an immortal, blood-sucking fiend, there's no limit to the fun you can have with mortals. Death is an art, make your murder beautiful... summary sucks. Sorry! Just read.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-05 - Spike

18. Unlikely Messiah reviews

(Rating for attempted rape, violence and stuff like that) How did Turkish find Tommy, anyway? Well, here's one theory. Probably my darkest story yet!

Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-05

19. The wrong trailer reviews

(SnatchMatrix crossover) Ever wonder how Mickey was able to punch someone out cold with just one blow? Here's why... AU 'cause here, Mickey's the One, not Neo. This might be a bit weird... heh.

Snatch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-04

20. Keeping secrets » reviews

SLASH. Fred's keeping a big secret from George. Meanwhile, George has other problems - feelings he shouldn't be having for his brother...

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-23-04 - George W. & Oliver W.

21. Everyone needs someone » reviews

(crossover with "Harry Potter") Giles, Buffy, Xander and Willow take a trip to Hogwarts, romantic, dramatic and humorous stuff ensue. I suck at summaries, just read it.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-04

22. You haven't made your peace reviews

Songfic. Post "Chosen" and therefore also post Spike's demise. Buffy thinks about him and their relationship's twists and turns.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-04

23. Isolation reviews

Songfic. Andrew and Jonathan have fled to Me-hi-co and Andy misses Warren. A lot. The lyrics are from "Lemon tree". [Andrew x Warren]

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-04

24. Taste like plastic reviews

AndrewWarren poetry. R&R! Also, please read my other AndrewWarren stories. They're waiting for you! waves hysterically

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-04

25. Confessions of a not so dangerous mind reviews

Andrew confesses. How will a man of the church react to what he has to say? And will it help him in any way? Post "Storyteller". READ & REVIEW PLEASE!

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-04

26. Love's a funny thing » reviews

Jonathan screws up his magicks again. Basically, this is a request-made fanfic where Andrew gets to be happy if only for a little while. [Andrew x Warren]

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-04

27. There's something about you » reviews

Andrew and Warren get drunk and share... well, let's just say an intimate moment. But hey, it's rated G... ergo, not so sexual.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-04

28. Crashing into you »

[Andrew x Warren]rnSequel to "Utopia". Andrew's still in love, Warren doesn't have a clue... and Jonathan does some really stupid stuff with spirits he shouldn't have... R&R!

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,270 - Published: 11-1-04

29. It's you

Uhm, what can I say? Spike thinks he's unworthy of Buffy. (The "you're beneath me" line might have had something to do with that...) R&R, please! Tell me what you think!

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 10-31-04

30. Marla reviews

Rated PG for language. Err, this is a poem I wrote inspired by Marla Singer from "Fight Club". I love that movie. I love everything about it. Please R&R, people.

Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-04

31. Utopia reviews

[Andrew x Warren] Fluffy little story I wrote today. Rated PG for... err... talk about killing everyone. Might seem frightening to small children who stumble upon this page...

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-04

32. So pretty when you're falling reviews

A little poetry concerning the death of Trinity and, finally, Neo. Good bye-speech. Read author's note inside!

Matrix - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-04 - Trinity & Neo

33. Tictac reviews

Yes, I'm perfectly aware of the in the movie, Cypher comes to his agreement with Smith at a fancy restaurant. Therefore, this is kind of AU. This is my take on everything. R&R, people! Things don't correct themselves! Read author's note inside.

Matrix - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-04 - Cypher & Smith, A.

34. Stars, hide your fires! » reviews

What happens when Crowley's beloved car gets totally trashed, and he can't return it to original form? Are there demon forces involved, and if so, what can Aziraphale do to help? After all - this isn't angel territory...

Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-14-04 - Published: 10-4-04

35. An interesting meeting reviews

My first fanfic based on The Matrix! Hurrah! Well, anyway, this is an entirely made-up event - the meeting between Smith & the Merovingian. Only 1 chapter so far... uhm, read authors note inside for more info.

Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-04 - Smith, A. & Merovingian

36. The dance of the NoLife King reviews

Just a small poem thingy I put together about a year ago. I don't know if it sucks or not () because no one's bothered reviewing it. So I'd be really happy if you'd R&R. But be nice.

Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-04