Yes, the girl in my profile image is me. I thought you all might like to match a face with my writing. I started modeling recently. Wish me luck!

4-21-08: Here's something you guys might find interesting. It ties into my later self-bio on this page. As anyone who knows me well is aware, I'm very devoutly Christian, yet I write yaoi fanfics. Here's a letter between myself and another writer on this site that might clear up the distinction for you all.

Rice-Ball247 wrote to HieiAijin1410:

"I was reading your rant on your profile about gayrights and being extremely
religious and I couldn't have said it better myself!

Being an altarserver, most people think that I don't believe in my faith at
all because of (what I believe to be) one passage in the Bible (isn't it that
Leviticus 18:22 states?).

Funnily enough, my friends are very accepting of what I do/like. There was
one writer on FF.N who wrote EXTREMELY good yaoi fics (for Kingdom Hearts, I
think) and I was cleaning out my fave list when I noticed her name had '0'
stories next to it. And I opened her profile and there was a statement about
how she loved God and was a child of God and would not write any more yaoi
because it was sick and immoral. Her final note was that "you can be saved
too, just like me. Remember, Jesus loves you. If you write gay stories/yaoi,
turn away from it now!"

I still remember it after nearly 2 years.

Anyway... that's just me wanting to thank you for stating that in your
profile. :)

so thanks! xDXO,RiceBall247

PS: you ARE very pretty in your display pic"

HieiAijin1410 wrote to Rice-Ball247

"Thanks so much for the PM! I love hearing from fellow FF.net addicts. I'm sorry to hear about that author of yours that turned away from the righteousness of yaoi. Some people have very twisted ideas of what is moral/immoral. It seems to me that being extremely moral is the same as being extremely judgmental. Jesus loves me whether I write yaoi or not. And as for Leviticus, I've read it many times, and for as much as people quote the ONE SENTENCE that mentions homosexuality, they fail to mention the ones that also call it a sin to shave and eat rabbit meat. Seems pretty ridiculous, no? If you're going to condemn one thing, condemn them all, I say.

On top of that, the Old Testament (where the book of Leviticus can be found) is from the Jewish Bible, and I'm not Jewish. I'm Christian, so why should I take into account a bunch of rules that were set down for a different religion and then overwritten with the coming of Christ? Homosexuality is only mentioned once in the New Testament (in Corinthians), and the mention is so paltry, I didn't even realize what I was reading at first.

Point is, the Bible is devoted 90 percent to telling the story of Jesus, his disciples, and how their actions on Earth taught people to love and to avoid passing unrighteous judgement on their neighbors. 0.000001 percent of it is devoted to denouncing homosexuality.

Pick your battles, my friends, pick your battles.

- HieiAijin1410"

12-7- 06: I stole this from a girl I know. It's just too funny:

Don't you just love it when you wake up one morning and realize that you are an extremely perverse little girl? Then struggle to fall asleep that night after realizing that the perversion will no longer be appropriate in a few years (not that it ever was appropriate) but will be frowned upon when you become older? And do you ever have that sinking feeling when you think about how your pervertedness will probably result in you:
a. NOT getting a boyfriend (because you'll most likely scare the poor guys off)
b. sitting at home (alone might I add) wondering if you'll ever lose your virginity (that even though your mind is polluted by rain from the gutters, you still might not be able to walk the walk when it comes time?)
c. writing stories about other people losing their virginity (something you hope happens to you but never does)
Well HA! I laugh at you! what a sad life you lead. I on the other hand am totally normal and will NEVER have those kind of problems (as you can so clearly see by the vast amounts of fanfiction I continuously write)

So true...in so many ways...

12-2-05: My friend, Baroness D, and I have started an account together under the pen name Twilight Ash (I'm Twilight and she's Ash) and we will soon be posting all manner of yaoi. If someone posts yaoi under that screen name and claims to be me, it's not a hoax. It actually is me. I promised I'd write her yaoi for Christmas and I plan to keep that promise. Enjoy.

~ Bio ~ UPDATED! 3-1-09

As you'll notice, some of my stories were deleted and then later reposted. For those of you who were here for the Great Yaoi Draught, as I'm fond of calling it, you have my apologies. If not, well, you can always learn about it later. It involves trusting my password to a dumb thunder cunt. Grrrr!

Okay, a little bit about me. My name is Grace Catherine, and I like long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners... uh, never mind. I've written several novels, which I'll release the titles of once the publishing details are final. I'm going to college at the University of Florida--Psych major, woot!--and grad school at New York University. I'm completely addicted to writing fanfiction, though I'm afraid I have little time for actually reading it. Most of what I read centers around yaoi and the like. In fact, most of what I write also centers around yaoi... Oh, jeez.

I'm on a bit of a break at the moment, though. This is the first time in all five years I've been on here that I have NO ongoing stories. It kinda weirds me out.

I'm extremely Gay-rights and extremely religious. (see above discussion for further clarification) Yeah, I know, an odd combination. My theory is this: any and all Christians who try to condemn another lifestyle are bloody hypocrites. I hate the Christians who give people like me a bad name. It's as simple as this people: you're not God. You cannot possibly understand every factor, circumstance, or influence that leads a person to commit a certain sin. On top of that, all sin is equal in the eyes of God. Your sins are not any better or worse than anyone else's, and since you can't possibly understand why they sinned, it's absolutely NOT your place to point a finger and judge them. It's not. Embrace your own humanity and get a life. "Let the sinless man cast the first stone." If you're not sinless, I don't want to hear it.

BUT, I also dislike people who treat Christianity like a disease. There was an old man who passed out Bibles one day in the blazing sun on the street outside of my school. I walked right up to the guy and congratulated him on his religious devotion while plenty of kids at my school laughed and criticized him (Many of them were Christians as well!). They tried to claim that he had no right to "shove his religion in their faces", but I don't understand how he was shoving anything. If you're Christian, and you see another Christian spreading the Good Word, why would you make fun of them for it? And even if you're not Christian, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to put yourself out like that, in the Heat of Florida, for the sake of helping others. All he was trying to do was get us to read a book. For the record, the Bible contains some of the most beautiful poetry and colorful stories in creation, whether you believe in them or not. I fully recommend it to anyone who has a moment. Seriously, give it a read. Everyone treats it like it's full of horrible, condemning rules, but for the most part the things it tells you to do are simple common sense. For example: don't kill people. That should be a no-brainer no-no. Don't cheat, because you hurt so many people when you do. Don't have premarital sex, because if you don't there's no way you can get used or end up pregnant. Though I do have premarital sex, I respect why the Bible tells me not to. IT'S COMMON SENSE PEOPLE. So, if you're not Christian and you choose to read the Bible, more power to ya. Think of it as a book of rationality. However, I do recommend you stay away from the Old Testament. That's the part of the Bible that pisses me off. I recommend the Book of John, if you're only ever going to read one section of the Bible.s.

And I don't just want you to read the Bible. Read the texts from every religion! They're all interesting and they're all beautiful, and they all say basically the same things. It's amazing how many people all have the same idea.

Okay, my little rant is over. On another note, my cyber door is always open if you need to contact me. That's why my stereo went missing.

HieiAijin1410

~My Funny Quotes~

UPDATED 4-24-08

Me: You know what we need to do some day?
Catastrophe: Live in old-English style castles?
Me: Exactly, with lots of peasant-folk.
Catastrophe: And then we could have a medieval war.
Me: And tell the peasants that if they win, they can live in our castle with us. But really we'd just feed them to the alligators in the moat around my castle.
Catastrophe: Except I would have lions in a big Roman coliseum thingy.
Me: And I would go gladiator on your ass.

Syd Vicious: ;;calls Grace;; Good morning!
Me: Oh dear God... you're up before 11:00... Santa read my list!

Cat: ;;laughing hysterically;;
Syd and Me: Er...Cat, what's so funny?
Cat: ;;laughing, laughing;; My boyfriend...just texted me to tell me he can't come see me tonight. ;;laughing;;
Syd and Me: What's so funny about that?
Cat: I asked him why ;;bursts of laughter;; and he told me it was because he can't drive his car, since he lost his registration.
Me: ...
Syd: Why is this funny?
Cat: ;;laughing harder;; Because I texted him back saying, "You really won't be able to drive your car when I BURN YOU ALIVE IN IT."
Me and Syd: ...Right.

Me: ;;sitting in a parking lot with Syd;; Hey, those people left their lights on. ;;points to another car;;
Syd: No, there are people in it. You just can't see them because they're black. They blend in with the shadows.
;;cop car drives by;;
Me: Oh Lawd, a Po-Po! Warn the black people!
Syd: I like to think that if I were black, I'd be Rihanna.
Me: What would we do without the ability to make hilariously inappropriate racial comments at the most unexpected moments?
Syd: Make fun of fat people.

Syd: So this guy at my work had a dream about me.
Cat: Lemme guess, you sucked his dick?
Syd: The other way around, actually.
Me: He sucked YOUR dick?

;;sitting outside of Checkers with Syd and Cat;;
Me: It'd be great if those guys who were flirting with us came along just in time to watch us wolf down this food.
Cat: What would we even say to them?
Syd: ;;shoveling in mouthfuls of food and mumbling;; "Hey, baby..." ;;onion falls from her mouth;;
Me and Cat: ...

Me: Imagine if you will, an oozing pile of oddly-colored disgusting-ness.
Syd: I'd have trouble imagining that, since all you did was throw together a bunch of adjectives and make a few of them into nouns

Michi: I can sum up the Harry Potter books in two sentences: "...And then Voldemort came. Oh no."

Princess Banana Helmet: AH! GRACE! GET IN HERE! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS DISGUSTING PIECE OF FANFICTION THAT I'M READING!
Me: ;;runs into the room;; What is it? Anal? Snuff? Incest?
PBH: No! It's het! A boy and a girl! And they're not even related!
Me: ;;head explodes;;

Syd Vicious to her ex boyfriend: Hey, Toni!
Toni: Burn in Hell.
Syd Vicious: Okay. You're fat and ugly. I tried to say hi, but whatever. You're fat...and ugly.
Me: ;;busts out laughing;;

Latham: Carnivorous cows.
Me: ;;blinks;; ...should...be...avoided?

Juno: ...I'm not sure whether to thank you, insult you, or come over there, give you a foot massage, and feed you grapes
Me: All three would be welcome/deserved

Joey: lemmings are the inventors of emo. Jumping off cliffs all the time...come on.

Kitty: 'cuz the other ones like radioactive or something. 'Cuz of the BEES.

Heidi-chan (Eleventy-Nine on this site): The best time to make new friends is when you're both wearing drag.

Kaylee: How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One--but it takes three episodes!

Angel: I only know one other bi guy, and he's an asshole, pun intended.

Brad: sorry, but you were frustrating me with FOREIGN DEMON TONGUES!

Heidi: Tell him you just want to be friends. Then fake your internet death

Lady: because you're the sweetest, nicest human being that has ever 'Grace'd the face of the earth.

Latham: Oh, so now you're a treacherous illegitimate scion of a camel's left hind hoof and an algae's prodigal son!

Heidi: "Pastafarianism: My deity is more delicious that your deity."

Tsumi: "You are covered in my urine. Thus, you are my property!"

Sora: "Since when has Jesus become a melon?"

Me to Limbo: "I hope your head doesn't get cut off. I've had that happen before."

Limbo: "Two boys can't sleep together! They'll get the gay on them!"

Me: "So my mom asked me today 'Grace, do you write soft core porn?' and I came this close to saying, 'Believe me, everything I write is utterly HARD core.'"

Joey: "I slept with your wife. Shh, don't tell anyone."

Me: "Man, that turkey vulture's gonna rip my heart out if I don't wrestle it."

Joey: Muffins are like ugly cupcakes.

Joey: You mean there's a live cat in my pants?
FUCK!

Brad: Inside Jokes-leaving people out since 1442.

Here's a long AIM convo:

Me: well...Tommy is very emo...and now Kuri thinks you're emo...apparently she has a thing for emo boys
Brad: wtf, I'm emo now?
Me: err...I said nothing.
Me: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!
Brad: don't see how I'm fucking emo, I'm just upset we're having to go two months without seeing each other..
Me: Jebus, you said a bad word
Brad: uh-oh, sorry, I won't say 'emo' again
Me: HA HA HA
Me: that's going in my profile
Brad: lmao, ok
Brad: I am quickly dominating profiles
Brad: Like I do with women
Me: oh, snap
Me: are you going to dominate me Brad Lee?
Me: 'Cause I'll bite you!
Brad: Oh, kinky. XD
Me: Shut up.

.:end transmission:.