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since: 09-16-04, id: 672342
country: UK
Author has written 21 stories for Red Dwarf, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and House, M.D..

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HELLO! Welcome to my new and improved profile! (Again!)

Name: Sian

Age: 16

Profession: None as yet, but I would like to be an actress/musician and work in theatre, eventually going on to TV, film and radio. My dream is to open my own theatre company and go on tours.

Favourite TV Shows: Red Dwarf, Dad's Army, Red Dwarf, MASH, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Friends, Red Dwarf, Everybody Loves Raymond, Red Dwarf, The Simpsons, Futurama, My Family, Red Dwarf, My Hero, any historical documentary, oh and did I mention Red Dwarf?

Favourite Songs: Sugarcult (I know that's a band, but I couldn't be bothered to list all the ones I love that they have done but I particularly like Pretty Girl), Greenday (same as Sugarcult except I particularly like American Idiotand Letterbomb), London Underground (very funny!), All Life Long (from The Raccoons :S), and some others I can't think of right now.

Favourite Films: American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie (you guessed it) 3, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Favourite People: My parents (believe it or not!),Helen B, Helen S, Jenny, Sarah (my AOL pal!), Manny (my other AOL pal!), Martin, Tom, Dan, Dani, Emma, Gibby, Frank, Alice, all my other school chummies I've forgotten/couldn't be bothered to type out. And, of course, Bex and Liz, my fanfiction buddies! You may know them better as Sunrise over the Tango Factory, Raging Tree Trunk, or their shared account, lar-ton. Check them out cos they rock! Any others who truly inspire me.


Finished Projects:
Red Dwarf:
Nicole, Changes, Love, I Truly Hate You, I Laughed so Hard I Nearly Puked, I Really Don't, No Longer A Secret, Sorry, Lives of Lister, IQE, Four Short Stories, Love and Lies (formerly Professor Rimmer), Happy Happy Happy, Twister.
MASH:
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Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory:
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Crossovers:
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Current Projects:
Red Dwarf:
Hazza, Backwards, Dr Snartson's Guide, 'Love' Smeg-Ups.
MASH:
To be named
Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Mike Teavee
Crossovers:
Red Dwarf meets Walmington-on-Sea (Red Dwarf/Dad's Army)

Upcoming Projects:
Red Dwarf:
24 Hours,El Chica de Espanol (it won't be in Spanish!), Oregon, Rimmer's Graves.
MASH:
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Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory:
Violet Bearegaurde, Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, A Family Reunion, Wonka's Revenge (title likely to change)
Crossovers:
To be named (Red Dwarf/The Raccoons)

Rock on!

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1. Strike a Match » reviews
The nurses go on strike and the doctors are forced to take over their shifts. Wilson and Foreman constantly find themselves working together, and, perhaps inevitably, work leads into something a little more special. WilsonxForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 11-13-06 - E. Foreman & J. Wilson
2. Too Good To Be reviews
An initially simple romance develops into something much more serious, and much more destructive.WilsonxForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-06 - J. Wilson & E. Foreman
3. A Shoulder To Cry On reviews
Oneshot set just after 'Histories'. Wilson returns to the hospital to find Foreman in House's office just after Victoria's death. Hinted ForemanxWilson, but more friendship than slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-06 - E. Foreman & J. Wilson - Complete
4. The Hypothetical Romance reviews
Set a few weeks after 'Histories'.House is questioning Foreman on the possibility of a relationship with Wilson.ForemanxWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-06 - E. Foreman & G. House - Complete
5. Mike Teavee » reviews
Mike has never wanted a girlfriend, and never will. He's always felt like that. Until he visits a certain chocolate factory...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,177 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-28-05
6. Love and Lies 2: Kinda a sequal, I guess » reviews
Not sure of the exact plot just yet although I do know a beautiful blonde is involved somewhere down the line. Picks up a week after Love and Lies' shocking ending.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 10-10-05
7. A Day in the Life of Mike Teavee reviews
Title sums it up, really. Random little ficlet. [2005movie]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete
8. Love and Lies » reviews
Formerly 'Professor Rimmer'. Rimmer finds himself in the centre of a complicated love triangle. Much more complicated than he could imagine.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 5-8-05 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
9. Twister reviews
The Dwarfers play a game of, you guessed it...Twister!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-05 - Complete
10. Happy, happy, happy reviews
Happiness!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-16-05 - Rimmer, A. & Lister, D. - Complete
11. Four Short Stories reviews
As the title suggests, this is compiled of four short stories. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, do NOT read this one!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-25-05 - Complete
12. Lives of Lister » reviews
FINISHED Lister isn't happy. And neither is Lister. Can they make each other happy?
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 2-12-05 - Lister, D. - Complete
13. IQE reviews
Yes! I have changed my penname!Anyway, this fic is about Lister getting his IQ raised and Rimmer getting jealous, and the Cat having a smeg of a lot more lines than usual. Enjoy!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-05 - Lister, D. - Complete
14. Sorry reviews
I have been INCREDIBLY mean to these people over the last 5 months. I should apologise. So I will.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete
15. No Longer A Secret reviews
Kris and Nicole bring a terrible secret to light.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-05 - Complete
16. Love » reviews
Human love, cat love, mechanoid love, computer love...it's all good!rnFINISHED at long last! Yes!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 11-16-04 - Complete
17. I really don't reviews
Rimmer's telling another 'Risk' story, but does Holly care?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-04 - Holly & Rimmer, A. - Complete
18. I laughed so hard I nearly puked reviews
What exactly happened when Lister's harness snapped in the Cargo Bay? Here is my answer...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-04 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
19. I truly hate you reviews
Lister hates Rimmer. He truly hates him. So why should Rimmer help him when he's in trouble? And more importantly: will he?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-04 - Rimmer, A. & Lister, D. - Complete
20. Changes » reviews
FINISHED! Things certainly are changing on the JMC Vessel, Red Dwarf. Love, pregnancy and Internal Ship Messaging. Not a subject isn't covered.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-6-04 - Complete
21. Nicole » reviews
FINISHED! The Red Dwarf Posse find a longlost crew member. All but one of them find her irresistable, but there's only one man for her...sort of...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 9-20-04 - Complete
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