Hey, look at me, I've got a profile and everything. NIFTY.

I am Canadian (Despite my best efforts, I do not live in an igloo)... and I... write fanfiction.

Enjoyable things: Breathing, walking, being able to see/hear/speak. The usage of my digits and limbs are also quite delightful.

Also, there's a life outside of fanfiction, so this should stop being my sole purpose for living. Can anyone say 'publisher'?

NEWS: A series has been posted under the title You Are What You Eat, following the exciting experiences of lunch at Shiz University. Sea Lion Woman seems like it's on hold... because... it is, but only in a /literal/ sense.

Give me an earsplitting, incomprehensible screetch if you like my work, or want to know more.

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1. You Are What You Eat » reviews

Through the span of their relationship at Shiz, Elphaba and Galinda share a series of lunches. Bookverse, Gelphie friendship drabbles.

Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 12-28-07

2. Sea Lion Woman » reviews

Galinda is used to getting everything she wants, but this time, two very annoying Munchkins stand in the way of her latest desire: Elphaba. Gelphie, with hinted Elphoq. Bookverse.

Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,464 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 8-13-07

3. Keeping It Secret reviews

After 'Corpsicle', Olive uncovers two secrets that she has no proof of. It's her apartment, but they're Chuck's secrets.

Complete - Pushing Daisies - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-07

4. The Dark I Know Well reviews

Fiyero knows he and Glinda were doomed from the start. He knows where they went wrong. Fiyeraba! And musicalverse! And... angsty!

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07

5. Death By Spoon reviews

How many accidents will it take before Galinda learns foreign objects do not belong in her mouth? A present for GothPhantom's birthday. Musicalverse and extremely cooky.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07

6. Man Heart reviews

Why did Turtle Heart stick around so long? Melena had something to do with it, but then again, so did baby Elphaba. A study of the green girl through Turtle Heart's eyes before he dies. Dialogueless bookverse. Oh, joy.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 8-5-07

7. Witch on a Hot Tin Roof reviews

A great many male students wished to be in Galinda's presence when the punch was spiked, but it was always Elphaba she ended up going back home with. Gelphie, a side order of Fiyeraba and... Filinda?

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07

8. Would You Find My Razor? reviews

A parody songfic that attempts to unleash the very true theory that Mimi is actually a man dressed in drag to the world. Will Roger approve?

Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07

9. O Holy Night reviews

She was the bitter, forbidden fruit to Glinda’s innocent maiden. She was the green apple that sparkled with such allure. Why does Glinda go to 'confession' so often? Gelphie AU. Mild sexuality.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07

10. Sure Enough reviews

Glinda is sick and tired of having to tip toe over the subject of love. Musicalverse character study, rated so high for nudity and all that fun stuff. So blatently Gelphie.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-07

11. Violent Wiggles reviews

What went on after Popular? Hilarity, of course! Why does someone think Glinda is being murdered, and just how fluffy can Elphaba get? Response to WickedJelly's Wicked challenges.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07

12. Rooming Capacity of Two reviews

Because of a cheap window in the winter, the roommates share a bed, and Galinda wants to undo that braid... Fluffy musicalverse Gelphie fluffiness. Somewhere between Dancing Through Life and One Short Day.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-07

13. Goodness and Riddance » reviews

A slight exploration of father and daughter. One night, Frex decides that the world would be better off if he cut baby Elphaba's throat. Bookverse.

Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-9-07

14. Chain Smoking reviews

It's just the little moments that mean the world. Paige gets Chris to talk about their familial relationship. Kind of cute, I guess.

Complete - Charmed - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05