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Author has written 84 stories for Inuyasha, Fairy Tales, Star Wars, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, RENT, D N Angel, Jade Empire, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, 1984, Veronica Mars, Scrubs, Smallville, Mass Effect, Fullmetal Alchemist, High School Musical, Animorphs, Shakespeare, Naruto, Clue, House, M.D., Matrix, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and Twilight. Hiya! Pause. Oh god, that sounds cutesy... ~I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile! ~R.I.P Uchiha Itachi~ Note: I've had a couple people ask me why I don't just have my myriad of Naruto one-shots into a collection, like "Run that by me again?" Two Reasons: 1) The "Run that by me again?" chapters are connected - loosely - by the premise of Harry or Hermione deciding to take a smarter path at some point in the books. The Naruto one-shots don't even necessarily have logic in common. 2) One thing I've noticed about chapter fics if they go on long enough is that people are constantly comparing them to each other. In the case of "Run that by me again?" if the reviewers are to be believed, the first chapter was the absolute best piece of work in the world, chapter two was slightly less good, and so on and so on. While I may be getting sick of it, people are free to express their opinion that every single chapter is 'not as good as the others.' As I've yet to get a review for a one-shot telling me that it wasn't as good as all the other one-shots, NOT compiling seems a great way to avoid that. I know I can ignore those reviews - and I do - but they appear with every chapter like clockwork and if there's a relatively simple way to avoid it, why not? "With God and black magic on my side, I can't lose!" Adrienne, quoting MTV. Prisoner: I've heard stories about the Black Pearl...they leave no survivors. Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool. "No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the childrens menu I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it" "Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning." "Oops. My sword slipped." Hiei, destroying the Chapter Black video. "Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity," said by Hiei to Kuwabara, the one living in a constant haze of stupidity. "There are two things you can't avoid in life. Death, and chickens." Tanner. "Oh great, my alien looks like a guy in a turban!" My friend Reshma (some interesting people I hang out with, huh? And it really did look like a guy in a turban. That was my idea. We made masks in art class.) "He's taken off with a fixated ghost! That totaly violates the laws of the underworld. Ew he's so reckless!" Botan "YUSUKE YOU IDIOT! So tough! For freakin' BAD-Ass... AND YOU DIE IN TRAFFIC! That's a wimps death! I didn't raise no WIMP! moron." Yusuke's caring mother, Atsuko. "I don't want a shot! I don't want a shot!" Goku, DBZ "That's okay Joey, you don't have to say anything mushy," Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh (Yes, Joey, please, whatever you do, if you love Mai at all which you do, but that's beyond the point, DON'T SAY ANYTHING MUSHY!) "It's an acorn, dumbass!" Mai, an O.C. in a YuYuHakashu story. "It was about as unbelievable as if you had fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you," Rutherford, a scientist in the 1900's, of his gold foil experiment. ""We're on a grail quest. Who better to help us than a knight?" Robert Langdon, the Da Vinci Code. Answer: ANYBODY! But that's just my opinion. Okay, apparently Barbie had a little sister, Midge, who used to live in the Dream House with Barbie. Then she disapeared. My friend Jessie has a theory on this. "Ken got Midge pregnant so Barbie kicked her out of the Dream House, but she forgave Ken 'cause she LOVES him." Another Jessie quote- "Have you ever noticed that Ken doesn't seem to have a job? It's always Barbie. It's like Ken's being paid by Barbie's parents to play with her!" Also from Jessie: "Barbie has a new career every week. Astronaut, rock star, teacher, president...She's like 20!" "Alcohal-the cause and solution to all lifes problems," Homer, the Simpsons. "They killed Kenny. You bastards!" Kyle, South Park. "In case you haven't noticed, we're not in bloody England!" Carla, whenever someone gets mad when she keeps saying Bloody Bugger. But then, given how often she says those two, chances are we'd get mad no matter what she said in place of those two. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely," Lord Acton. "We all have sufficient strength to endure the misfortunes of others." -François, duc de La Rochefoucauld "If there must be troubly, let it be in my day, that my children may have peace," George Washington. 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be DEAD if Abercrombie & Finch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you'd be one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. "The British have been oppressing us for too long by keeping us dependent on them for drugs! But now, we're pulling one over on them! Now we're starting to make our OWN drugs! We're cutting them out of the picture entirely!" -Me, who is Irish, to my friend Edith, who is Chinese. "The British outlawed the sales of opium in their own country, but legalized its sale to China." -My history teacher "Well, that was thoughtful." -Edith ("Jesus is standing in your room and he asks you to point to one thing in your room that would show him what you are looking for in life." -Robin, my Church-Leader-Person "My bible!" "My cat!" "My PS3!" "Uh, Jesus." -Me "All excellent answers! Now, is Jesus real to you?" -Robin "Obviously. He's standing in my room." -Me) "There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions." "There's no such thing as a stupid question. (someone asks question) I stand corrected." "Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?" "Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here...I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence." "No, I don't have a gambling problem. I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem." Earl (My Name is Earl) "It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma." Winston Churchill General Fanfiction Pet Peeves Boy likes girl, girl doesn't like boy, boy sexually harrasses girl until her hormones overwhelm her and they date Honestly, people: No means no. Just because teenagers have raging hormones and respond to guys who keep touching them or making out with them does not mean that they really secretly like them. This applies to boy on boy, girl on boy, and girl on girl, too, but I've encountered more boy on girl stories like this. I'd actually really like to see one where all of this happens except, at the end, the boy finds out - much to his surprise - that no really does mean no and the girl has hooked up with someone else who doesn't feel the need to constantly molest her. I mean, if nothing else how can the relationship have anything to do with trust or respect when he won't respect her boundaries or let her have a say about whether the relationship will happen or not? Hero realizes he must get stronger, gets girlfriend, and the two of them become the most powerful people who ever lived despite being teenagers I'll give the hero a little slack here since they usually had an advantage to begin with, but just because the hero decides he likes a girl and she likes him back, why does that necessarily guarentee she's going to suddenly get superpowered? And if the training is just something along the lines of 'ran, sparred, and practiced spells/ninjutsu/insert appropriate series magic here' for a few hours over the summer...seriously, now you're ready to take on people who've been training for years? Lame. And very boring. Couple gets together and are blissfully happy, sometimes going on vacations where they are just so blissfully happy I suppose that technically there's nothing WRONG with this but...it's so incredibly BORING I really can't stand to read very much of it. Add some flaws, some drama...even some humor! And one of them being embarrassed because they are teenagers and find the other so incredibly attractive doesn't count. I get they're happy. If nothing but pure happiness is going on and it's not a one-shot or the last chapter, then why in the world is the story still going on? Next generation fic Again, nothing really wrong with this but...I wanted to read a story about the characters we know and love, not their precocious little brats. But then, I don't like OC's (for the same reason...I already care about the existing characters and OC's steal focus away from them) at the best of times and the kids usually play a big role in the stories and are either whiny, amazingly talented, or attempting to be 'cute' and failing. OC love interests Dear God, if a character is evil and going about killing things with no regard to anyone else because of a tragic past, a sociopathic personality, or just because they can that means they have problems. Big ones. It does NOT mean that they simply haven't found the right girl/boy who is the only one to understand them and can 'heal' them. If the evil character in question does decide to give them a chance, it's an abusive relationship waiting to happen, not the Mary Sue redeeming the bad guy through the power of love. This story type is especially awful if it DOES become an abusive relationship, the Mary Sue sticks it out anyway, and the evil guy feels bad and stops so they live happily ever after. Harem Fics Maybe it's just that I'm a girl from a monogamous society, but that's always come across as rather sexist to me. The girls each only get one guy but the guy gets all of them? And he's so amazing that they don't mind sharing despite also often coming from a monogamous society? And he is so modest that it's the girls' idea and he has to be 'persuaded'? Seriously? Just...yeah... People who don't like stories and insist on mentioning it in a review for every. single. story. If you don't like my style of writing, that's perfectly fair. Letting me know in a review or two? Also fair. Letting me know in 10-20 reviews in the time span of 3-4 hours? Really? If you haven't liked any of the first five, chances are you're not going to like any of the others so complaining about the EXACT SAME THING over and over again is just really annoying and not at all helpful. Harry Potter Fanfiction Pet Peeves Seeing as how there's more HP fics on this site than any other type by at least two times the second hightest one (whatever that is), I've read quite a bit of them, and found some things that tend to annoy me to no end. Harry/Hermione. I know a lot of people like it, but I can't for the life of me understand why. I think it's just the way it's usually portrayed. It's rather dull, generally, as there's no explosive tension like there is with Ron, Draco, Tom Riddle, even Snape...They just get along really, really well. With no issues whatsoever. And Muggle technology abounds. And Harry becomes a bookworm and the most powerful being ever who can kill Voldemort when he revives himself in the graveyard, Horcruxes be damned. I guess it's not surprising, though, as a lot of these fics usually hate Ron (poor Ron) and have him say something completely heartless and out of character and won't apologize because he's just apparently stupid like that and Harry and Hermione take to hanging out with Ginny and Neville, who eventually get together, and occasionally Ron gets held back a year and Ginny gets moved up a year. And Harry drops Divination for either Ancient Runes or Divination. I am willing to be open-minded about this, though, when I find a well-written one. Pairing people up for the sake of pairing people up I'll admit that I'm a Neville/Luna fan and one of the few bits of evidence from the books (because they're in it so little) for them is that out of the six people who go to the Ministry, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione just leave those two, but in some cases, it goes too far. Such as, say, when in a Harry/Hermione fic Ginny and Neville decide their madly in love for no real reason except Ginny needs to get over Harry so as not to cause any awkwardness. Same for fics deciding Ron wants to be overprotective about Ginny, going so far as to absolutely refusing to allow his best friend to date her, despite heavy hinting at the end of book five that he wants her to choose Harry, and Hermione and Neville get together. That's not to say I have a problem with unusual pairings, just the obessive need to make sure the story ends with all the main characters dating someone even when it doesn't necessarily make sense. Dumbledore/McGonagall In addition to the recent "Dumbledore is Gay" thing (which, I'll confess, I never saw coming. I just figured Harry wouldn't be privy to the Headmaster's love life if he even had one at that age...) I understand that they're both old. However, they are 44 years apart, and just because they're both old doesn't mean that there is no difference between someone who is in their seventies and someone who is well over a hundred. The General Portrayal of Peter Pettigrew in Maurader Fics In the Pensieve memory in book 5, granted, it has Pettigrew being a bit slow. (I mean, not knowing the signs of a werewolf? Come on!) Still, though, having Sirius constantly harass him just doesn't seem to be very realistic, considering that Sirius trusted Pettirgrew with the Potter's safety over Remus. Also, he can't possibly be obviously evil/ a death eater because he's nice really a malicious person. Just a very weak one. Either way, at Hogwarts, under Dumbledore's protection, there's no way Voldemort could have gotten to him yet. Besides, what would be the point? He only ever learned anything once he joined the Order, after graduation. And then there are those fics that have Sirius, James, and Remus all being incredibly close, and Peter just being off on the sidelines. More of a casual acquaintance. Remember, regardless of how horrible his betrayal was, they put him in the position to do that because they trusted him and counted him among their closest friends. Fics written after the release of DH that have Lily-Snape animosity Snape loved Lily. The two of them were close friends up until that OWLs incident. That's just the way things are. I can't stand it when people have Lily only try to help him because she hates James. She'd probably stop any bullying she saw because she had a moral problem with it, even if she wasn't close to him. Additionally, I don't think Lily ever hated Snape, she just couldn't support his choices and so cut her ties. Still doesn't mean she'd support bullying him or pranking him. Soul Bonds I get that Ginny is Harry's "one true love" or whatever. So maybe, once they are old enough, it wouldn't be so bad. But really. Having a soul bond from, say, the Chamber of Secrets events is a bit...much. She's turning twelve, he's not even thirteen. They haven't really gone through puberty and there is no way that Harry or Ginny will be ready for this. They won't be able to have a crush on anyone else and when they are mad at each other it's painful? People always get mad at each other but that shouldn't make it physically painful. That's just not very practical. Plus, Ginny, at this point, is nothing special. She's just another first year who happened to be the daughter of a prominent Death Eater's political rival and therefore had a traumatizing first year. At this point she is still just another Harry Potter fangirl who Harry has reason to believe would join a Harry Potter fanclub. The only thing that would set her apart from every other Harry Potter fangirl out there (and there are plenty. Romilda Vane, anyone?) is the fact that Harry happened to ask her mother about the platform and her brother couldn't find another compartment. It has to wait until they are older and Ginny outgrows her hero worship. Time Travel Fic Romances Now, make no mistake, I am incredibly fond of Time Travel Fics. I love how Harry can have a much-improved schooling experience and the changes are always amusing. Few of the TTF writers seem very fond of Snape, though...Anyway: Unless the love interest also comes back, romances between Harry and, say, Ginny are a little...Odd. To say the least. I mean, he's thirty and she's ten and that has got to be some sort of pedophilia. And he starts treating her like she's the love of his life and not just another fangirl, which is what she is at this point. And even if she wasn't, she's barely into puberty and not exactly ready to be tied down to a commited relationship at the tender age of ten. Worst is when, because Harry is married when he goes back, that means Ginny is automatically married, too. At the age of, with luck, eleven. Seriously, I can't really believe that Wizards wouldn't have found a way to avoid being married without ever realizing it. Otherwise they could accidentally get married, then fall in love and try to get married and find they couldn't and it would just be a mess... Note: I have a time travel story where Harry is in his twenties and Ginny starts off as ten. Harry does miss his wife, yes, but that doesn't mean he's going to try and date a preteen as in his eyes she's still a child while he's an adult (mentally if not physically). Hopefully, this will be enough to assure the people who've read this and then get concerned about the potential pedophilia when they start reading "Oh God Not Again!" Blatant Character Bashing It's perfectly fine for a parody to go all out. For a character that Harry doesn't like it's acceptable, so long as it's not over-the-top. For instance, Ron might be immature, but then, he's eleven. It doesn't mean he never grows up and will continue to act like he's eleven all the way up until he's seventeen. He might have some jealousy issues, that doesn't mean he's a horrible person. Snape might be horrible to Harry, but Harry's horrible back and doesn't actually try in Potions. And engineered a potentially lethal potions accident so Hermione could steal from him in second year. Either way, if Snape were that obviously evil, Dumbledore would have noticed it. Dumbledore may be old and doesn't like to tell anyone anything if he can help it, but he obviously cares about Harry. When Dumbledore learned how Voldemort came back, he knows Harry won't have to stay dead and he tries to help people by manipulating them, not just because he gets a kick out of it. And he's NOT unreasonable. If Harry can give him a better option, he'll take it. Harry goint to an alternate dimension and having a little sister The problem with this is that, yes, Harry's sister will have known him her entire life, but he will probably be very different, considering the vastly different upbringing. Also, he wouldn't act as overprotective as Ron towards his sister he barely knows and, say, punch out a guy she's dating who he doesn't approve of. Also, he needs time to get to know her, not just automatically accept that they are related and act like they grew up together. Lily and James reading the Harry Potter books and Lily deciding to go out with him because they apparently have a son together. Yeah. She really does. She doesn't even seem to suspect that James is just trying to get her to go out with him or it could have been from an alternate dimension, or anything. She thinks that since they have a son (who they both are completely enamored with and act like parents who have known him his entire life instead of complete strangers), they must be destined for each other. Oh, and they all spend book three dumping on Sirius for supposedly betraying them, and then turn around and forgive Peter when it turns out it was him because by then Sirius has gotten through to them that they can't blame him for something that never happened. Did I mention the Unbreakable Vow Peter usually ends up taking to not betray them which would mean that the events in Harry Potter never happened and so therefore are not any indication of the future and why does Lily just jump at the chance to date James? Veronica Mars Fanfiction Pet Peeves Lilly alive but not friends with Veronica If Veronica could be friends with Lilly for years and years without realizing that Lilly was a horrible person, chances are, she's not a horrible person. Just probably a nymphomaniac. Veronica wouldn't turn her back on Lilly just because she was sleeping with Aaron, although they would definitely have a huge fight. Logan and Veronica are secretly in love with each other, not the Kanes Pre-outcast Veronica was perfect for Duncan and probably would have annoyed Logan as a girlfriend. Besides, if they were both madly in love with each other, why didn't they go after each other...before the Kanes did? And didn't Celeste only tell Duncan about the possible incest when it looked like they were getting serious? Why would it have appeared like that unless they really liked each other? And why would Logan let Lilly keep making a fool of him unless he loved her? Caitlin Ford cheated on him once and she was immediately and unceremoniously dumped, so he can't just not mind it. Piz and Veronica That's actually a bit harder to justify, since technically it's canon, but...They weren't planning on ending it after Season 3! Those two aren't ACTUALLY supposed to be together, just another thing to keep Logan and Veronica apart for a bit. I mean, he's too naive for her. Can anyone really see Veronica dating a guy who leaves his car with all his worldly belonings unattended and, what's more, actually hands it over to the "Welcome Committee" that no one else has ever heard of without a second thought? Me either. Logan defending Veronica after Lilly's death and becoming an outcast himself Considering that he was the one who turned the school against her (with Duncan just flat-out ignoring her, which was more because they were exes than anything else), he probably could have lessened the ostracizing if not outright stopped it. And I think he really only turned the 09ers against her, the rest of the school mostly just went after her because the 09ers dumped on everybody and she was one of them who had suddenly fallen from grace and who the others wouldn't defend and so the rest of the school could feel like they were getting back at all of them but attacking her. That's just my interpretation, but I can't imagine why the rest of the school would be that upset about Veronica siding with her dad over the 09ers as she wasn't "betraying" THEM. Naruto Fanfiction Peeves Hinata likes Naruto who is oblivious until he sees her naked one night but doesn't see the face and tells everyone (including her) how hot the girl is Honestly, it's just ridiculous. Naruto is oblivious granted, but just because Hinata is the first naked girl he sees (and why does Hinata keep getting caught naked? The girl's a ninja with super-eyes! And what's with the training naked anyway?) doesn't mean that he's automatically going to be in love with her and since he never appears to make the connection, it just comes off as a cheap gimmick. And no one ever believes Naruto because he hits his head or she disappears or something of that sort. Besides, usually this happens before the timeskip so they're twelve! Has Hinata even hit puberty by that point as Naruto's so overwhelmed by her? And if it really takes Naruto seeing a girl naked to realize that it's 'twu wuv' than that really hurts both his character and hers by making him shallow and basically objectifying her. I realize that this was part of the anime but it's just filler and as filler has brought us such gems as Tsunade charging her gambling debts to Konoha's personal account and Team 8 finding a brilliant way to track down Sasuke but Naruto ruins it because he farted and the bug imprinted on that scent instead of Sasuke's, I feel that the less said about filler, the better. Sakura, for whatever reason, taking training more seriously and becoming more powerful but STILL tying with Ino in the prelims If Ino isn't getting any stronger than she was normally and Sakura is, how does it make any sort of sense for them to be perfectly evenly matched? I know it's better for their relationship if they tie, but still, it just seems like a cop-out. Everyone blames and hates on Sasuke for being revenge-obsessed without attempting to help Seriously. His beloved older brother just brutally murders almost everyone he knows, tells him he's pathetic, tells him to seek revenge, and then tortures him with 72-hours of nonstop carnage. This is an eight-year-old kid all on his own with nothing else to do, really. Yeah he makes some really stupid choices and is really obsessive, but if no one is around to offer any sort of guidance and just expects him to 'get over it'...that's just not going to realistically happen, is it? Of course, if people do consistently try to get through to him and he wants nothing to do with it, that's another story... Naruto brings Sasuke back after the Valley of the End and gets exiled for nearly killing him Sasuke was trying to defect from the village! To go to Orochimaru! Who just killed the Third! I get that most people had massive Uchiha-love, but the council (who would, I suppose, be responsible for such matters) were all fully aware of what pricks they all were and knew all about the whole attempted coup! Additionally, why on Earth would they banish their resident jinchuuriki (who, as the nine-tails, was technically the strongest) so not only would he not be protecting them but he might even turn against them? Naruto leaving and Hinata being reduced to even more pathetic than her first appearance Okay, so Naruto helps Hinata regain her confidence and she gets stronger, got it. However, having Hinata be so obsessed with Naruto that she becomes embarrasingly timid and weak is just...gah! Show some backbone! You can't base your entire self-worth and abilities on whether one rather oblivious boy likes you or not! If you do, you really don't deserve him as he can get along just fine without you and you apparently can't manage to function without him. Pro-Itachi stories that villainize Sasuke for hating him Don't get me wrong: I love Itachi, I really do. Sasuke, however, has plenty of reasosn not to. Especially because he's never seen any of the extenuating circumstances, tragic backstory, his moments of kindness/politness to the other characters...when Sasuke's around, Itachi immediately starts acting like a sociopath. And that's the POINT. Itachi really goes out of his way time and time again to ensure that Sasuke hates him so that Sasuke won't: a) become too emo to live b) realize what really happened and hate on Konoha and c) have to live with the consequences of the attempted coup and can be a hero. What that the best plan? Maybe, maybe not. Did it help to make Sasuke really unbalanced and lead him to become seemingly incapable of making rational decisions? Yes. Sasuke shouldn't get a free pass for all of his idiocy starting with his defection by any means, but any character who knows the truth of what happens hating on Sasuke because he doesn't know is kind of missing the point. Itachi has proven that he would literally rather die than have Sasuke find out the truth and if someone (especially someone you trusted) just murdered your entire, huge family when you were a child and then hospitalized you, it's not unreasonable to not start looking for a way for him to be a good guy. Even if he totally is. The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight: 1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon. 2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls. 3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that. 4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover. 5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies. 6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing. 7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid. 8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family. 9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy. 10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever. 11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you. | |||||||||
1. Make It Right » reviewsWhen Alison finds out about Mimi, she realizes that cutting himself off from his friends caused Benny to try to stay connected through Mimi. She kicks him out and issues an ultimatum: he needs to settle things with his friends before they stand a chance.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Alison G. & Benny C.2. It’s For a Good Cause, I Swear! » reviewsAfter receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 1039 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 9-28-09 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U.3. Oh God Not Again! » reviewsSo maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 155,282 - Reviews: 4880 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 9-13-08 - Harry P.4. Run that by me again? » reviewsEver wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shotsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,824 - Reviews: 877 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 6-24-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.5. Gaara the Messiah reviews“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-17-09 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete6. Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone » reviewsA Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete7. Worst Chuunin Present Ever reviewsPost-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-12-09 - Naruto U. - Complete8. Finally Dealing with the Fallout reviewsAfter confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-10-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Needless Gender Confusion reviewsIn which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-5-09 - Zabuza M. & Haku - Complete10. Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime reviewsDuring his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 11-3-09 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete11. Talked Into Self Sacrifice reviewsHyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-27-09 - Hizashi H. & Hiashi H. - Complete12. Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? reviewsAfter the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 10-25-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete13. The Secret Origins of the Bell Test reviewsEven though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-22-09 - Hashirama S. & Tobirama S. - Complete14. Could Have Been Worse reviewsAfter listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-20-09 - Kakashi H. - Complete15. Itachi’s First Day reviewsItachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-18-09 - Itachi U. & Akatsuki - Complete16. Why are we friends with these people? » reviewsMark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,169 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-23-07 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete17. The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth reviewsSince Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-16-09 - Kakashi H. & Gai M. - Complete18. Madara’s Dramatic Exit reviewsHashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-15-09 - Hashirama S. & Tobirama S. - Complete19. Lee’s Inexplicable Crush reviewsAfter the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakrua so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-13-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete20. Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival reviewsAfter three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-09 - Kisame H. & Gai M. - Complete21. Choosing Chuunins reviewsAfter the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-11-09 - Koharu U. & Homura M. - Complete22. He Has A Video Blog? reviewsThe day Dr. Horrible plans to impress the Evil League of Evil, the LAPD decide to google him because of the stolen Wonderflonium and come across his video blog. They are not impressed.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-10-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Captain Hammer - Complete23. Always My Sister reviewsMission doesn't like Griff's new girlfriend because she thinks she'll hog all of Griff's attention. Griff sits her down and explains that no matter how much he might like Lena, MISSION is his sister and they're stuck with each other.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-09 - Gryph V. & Mission V. - Complete24. Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? reviewsUpon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-9-09 - Naruto U. & Danzo - Complete25. Yay We Passed reviewsAfter passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-8-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete26. The Birth of a Rivalry reviewsThough it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-6-09 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete27. Leaf Village? Seriously? reviewsMadara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-09 - Hashirama S. & Tobirama S. - Complete28. What Were You Doing? reviewsLeft to their own devices, Smith and Morpheus bicker about the definition of 'mammals' and 'viruses', Cypher's motivation, how efficient Agents are, and whether or not the machines have an obligation to take care of the environment, among other things.Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-3-09 - Morpheus & Smith, A. - Complete29. An Answer at Last reviewsWhen Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-2-09 - Naruto U. & Kiba I. - Complete30. Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? reviewsNaruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-1-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete31. I can’t believe I’m fired! Again! reviewsAfter Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-29-09 - R. Chase & Thirteen - Complete32. Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick reviewsAfter beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete33. There’s Faith and then There’s THAT reviewsIn which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-24-09 - Jiraiya & Hiruzen S. - Complete34. You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! reviewsThe night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-21-09 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete35. A Deadly Case of Boredom reviewsPre-Movie, third ending. Mr. Boddy is so incredibly good at the blackmail game that he's gotten bored of the whole thing. In an attempt to revive his interest, he and Wadsworth plan a dinner party with his blackmail victims as guests...Clue - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-20-09 - Complete36. Chloe's Birthday Wish reviewsIn Hex, instead of just looking at Lois longingly, Chloe verbalizes her wish to Zatanna, who is at a loss as to why Chloe would want to be Lois. Her attempts to get to the bottom of it lead Chloe to realize maybe she doesn't want to be Lois after all...Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-09 - Chloe S. & Zatanna - Complete37. Lex! Come Back! reviewsIn a rare moment of sobriety shortly before Doomsday, Oliver realizes that everyone's lives have fallen apart since Lex left and they no longer have a convenient scapegoat and calls him to try and convince him to return to Metropolis...Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-09 - Oliver Q. & Lex L. - Complete38. Let's Kill Sasuke! reviewsAs per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-18-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete39. Choosing the Fourth reviewsIn which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-12-09 - Minato N. & Hiruzen S. - Complete40. Hamlet’s Trip to the Psychiatrist reviewsModern day AU, after the near-deaths of Hamlet and seven people around him - largely due to Hamlet's own actions - the brooding VP gets sent to a shrink to work out his myriad of issues. Does it work? Not exactly...Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete41. Keep Your Eye on the Council reviewsAfter Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-4-09 - Naruto U. & Koharu U. - Complete42. It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen » reviewsA Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete43. Nice Try, Potter reviewsJames can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 7-25-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete44. The Death and Rebirth of Hope » reviewsWhen Elfangor died, so did hope. It reappeared with the Andalite Bandits at the Yeerk Pool three days later. But what about the time in between, when all seemed lost? What was The Invasion like for someone who already knrew what was going on? Tom's POV.Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 4-11-09 - Tom B. & Jake - Complete45. Not Another Impromptu Musical! reviewsDuring the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-5-09 - Troy B. & Jack B. - Complete46. An Automail Pinky reviewsWhile stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-22-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete47. Udina's Bad Day reviewsUdina reflects on Shepard's disastrous first day as a Spectre and ultimately decides that, for the good of the galaxy, Shepard must be stopped. That man is a regular PR NIGHTMARE...Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-09 - Shepard & Anderson - Complete48. Six Years, Six Applicants » reviewsChronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 1-5-09 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete49. Where Does It Keep Its Brain? reviewsWhat if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-30-08 - Arthur W. - Complete50. A Smallville Christmas Carol » reviewsLionel Luthor hates Christmas. He's also, sadly, doomed. Can a Christmas Carol experience turn his life around before he destroys himself, his son, and everyone around them? Takes place during second season.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-20-08 - Lionel L. & Lex L. - Complete51. No Thank You reviewsWhat if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 11-22-08 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete52. Edric reviewsShamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-10-08 - Cedric D. & Carlisle - Complete53. This is how it's supposed to be » reviewsWhile on the run, Duncan wakes up to discover that he's back in Neptune. Strange enough. His sister is there, too. He's convinced he's dreaming, but that doesn't mean that he's willing to relive the events of his Sophomore year...Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 10-6-08 - Duncan54. Don't Go reviewsJD and Elliot have tried to date on three seperate occassions. Each time they're sabotaged by the whole "train wreck" aspect of their first attempt. But what if, instead of giving up at the fist sign of trouble, JD had gone after her when she stormed off?Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-08 - John D./J.D. & Elliot R. - Complete55. Guess what? I didn’t kill Lilly! reviewsIn which Duncan explains to his father that no, despite the overwhelming evidence of seeing him in shock with Lilly's body, he didn't kill his sister and wants some answers as to why, until half an hour ago, he thought he had another sister.Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-08 - Duncan & Jake - Complete56. Kreia's a what? » reviewsIn which an incredibly unobservant Exile stumbles her way through the end of the game, starting with the Jedi Enclave and refusing to believe that Kreia's a Sith, no matter HOW many people she's manipulated, blackmailed, or killed.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 5-21-08 - Exile & Atton R. - Complete57. Why the wait? reviewsIn which Julia uses her question-and-answer time in the Ministry of Love to try and solve the mystery of why it took O'Brien seven years to finally getting around to arresting Winston.1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete58. Not a Main Character reviewsShortly after Cally dies, the Main Characters call a meeting to discuss why Tory is, in fact, not a Main Character and never will be and end up speculating on the Final Cylon.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-4-08 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Adama/Apollo - Complete59. So, how 'bout that training? reviewsIn which Atton learns that right after confessing to having a hobby of killing Jedi is not, in fact, the best time to ask to get Jedi training. No matter HOW creepy the other people the Exile has trained are.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-6-08 - Exile & Atton R. - Complete60. Ah! My Halo! reviewsAfter some difficulty with Sun Li and Death's Hand, Silver Phoenix meets up with her friends at Dirge and learns, to her horror, that she somehow managed to turn half of them evil...Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete61. Isn't it obvious? reviewsAfter another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-30-08 - Myrtle & Tom R. Jr. - Complete62. My Virgin Ears! reviewsWhat if, instead of meeting Roger, Mimi encountered Mark on Christmas Eve and tried to flirt with him? Parody of 'Light My Candle'RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-25-08 - Mark C. & Mimi M. - Complete63. What kind of a name is 'Exile? reviewsUpon finding Vrook on Dantoinne, the Exile is forced to explain why she apparently has no name to speak of, Bao-Dur scares everyone with his droid obsession, and Atton makes Vrook look like an idiot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-08 - Exile & Vrook Lamar - Complete64. What was in that wine? reviewsAfter a night of far too much drinking, Silver Pheonix realizes that her friends and enemies have all apparently gone insane. That she can handle. But then the Water Dragon shows up...Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete65. What kind of Jedi are you, anyway? reviewsAfter narrowly surving a Kath Hound attack, Revan and Malak are finally made Padawans. Malak's happy with his Master but Revan...well, her Master isn't the most conventional Jedi out there, is she? This could cause problems.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-08 - Revan & Darth Malak - Complete66. How are you two even friends? reviewsAfter one of their many daring escapades, young Revan and Malak run into Bastila and explain how they accidentally set Master Vrook's room on fire...AND how they got away with it.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-08 - Revan & Darth Malak - Complete67. Why were we trying to kill Jia again? reviewsSilver Phoenix and company merrily slaughter their way to meet Grand Inquisitor Jia when they discover that she not only knows Hou, she married him!Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete68. You're Not Her reviewsUpon arriving at the Leviathin, Malak reflects on Revan and how this girl standing in front of him that looks so much like her simply isn't the friend-turned-master he'd always known, no matter what the Jedi say.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-17-08 - Darth Malak & Revan - Complete69. Why Telos? reviewsAfter confronting Saul Karath, Revan and Malak discuss the destruction of Telos.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-08 - Revan & Darth Malak - Complete70. Seems to Me You're Rather Desperate reviewsIt's more than clear that Benny couldn't stand that Akita, Evita, and was glad that she died. Is that all there is to the story, however? What if Benny had a slightly more...active role in his dog's demise?RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-20-08 - Benny C. & Angel D. - Complete71. You can’t go fish, this is Pazaak! reviewsA slightly...different...take on the Leviathin in which Juhani is confused for Bastila, Revan calls Canderous 'Candy' and lives to tell the tale, and Carth has to explain that no he is not, in fact, Revan.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-08 - Revan & Saul Karath - Complete72. What are the odds of that? reviewsSilver Phoenix is always predicting the craziest things and Dawn Star, her long-suffering best friend, is always asking what are the odds of those things happening. Quite high, as it turns out...Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete73. Lunch reviewsSatoshi usually eats alone. Daisuke usually eats with Risa. One day, though, Daisuke decides to try eating lunch with the boy who's convinced they're enemies.D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-08 - Daisuke N. & Satoshi H. - Complete74. So, why did you betray me? reviews“It can’t be anymore embarrassing than how you lost your jaw!” A different take on the conversation on the Leviathin and why Malak really betrayed Revan.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-08 - Darth Malak & Revan - Complete75. Just a Hypothetical Question reviewsRight after coming back from the Leviathin, Revan asked the others how they would react if, hypothetically speaking, she turned out to be the Dark Lord Revan.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-08 - Revan - Complete76. You're even ruder than that waiter! reviewsEver wonder why Malak decided to blow up Taris instead of trying to find Bastila? It could just be bad planning on his part, or it could have a little something to do with a spoiled noble who refuses to believe that Revan is not a waiter...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-08 - Darth Malak - Complete77. Me no Zalbaar, Me ‘Hanhaar’ reviewsShortly after Kreia betrays them, HK realizes he has yet to collect a bounty and a certain Wookie finds himself in danger, despite Mira's insistance that he's just as tall and carpeted as the Wookie who attacked her...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-08 - Exile & Zaalbar - Complete78. How Could He? reviewsWhen Mimi blew out her candle to meet him, she never thought it would end like that, but it did. Now Roger's gone and she DOESN'T plan on staying in rehab. How could she? How could HE?RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-07 - Mimi M. & Roger D. - Complete79. The Red Heir of Slytherin reviewsRon and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-8-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete80. Mudblood reviews“Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?” Draco attempts to expalin to Hermione why she should be offended.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 9-7-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete81. Just Leave Me Alone! » reviewsInuyasha and Sango try, but they're annoying poor Kagome and Miroku to death! Desperate, they conncoct a plot to avoid them...does it work?Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 11-15-04 - Kagome & Miroku - Complete82. I can't wait forever reviewsIt's been five years, and Chihiro is still waiting. She'll wait for as long as she can, but she's only human, and so she can't wait forever.Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-7-06 - Chihiro O. & Kohaku N. - Complete83. HK? reviewsWhat's it take for Revan and Carth to get a little peace from romance-killing Juhani? Quite a bit of creativity, it turns out.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-5-05 - Revan & Juhani - Complete84. The One True Princess reviewsPrincess Sakura has a problem. She's not like the other Princess'. She's smart, adventurous, and completely resents her Princesshood. She also just found out she's under a curse. Will she break it? Is it even real?Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-12-05 - Complete
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