Update (2008 May 19): I'm no longer working on or updating Passages. I was really starting to hate that story and hate myself for not being as good as I wanted to be. It was the "learner fic," no doubt about it. I'll go back to it some day, rework it from the ground up. I always wanted it to be Myrhil/Grima and that came way too late to be plausible or interesting. (And considering this last chapter hasn't gotten one single review, I think I did the right thing by giving up. Better to direct energies elsewhere.)

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I have a fictionpress account too. One day I'll post my novel there. Once I write it. I've only been writing and re-writing it since 1993-94. Publishing is not my goal because I don't think I'm that good or disciplined, but hey, if Cassie Edwards can crank out plagiarized crap for 25 years...

What else do you need to know? I love my many, many pets and have hardly any free time to write. Oh, and I work in a big library. Aaaaaand, I'm 33.

Is that it? Yah, I think so.

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1. From Ashes Reborn » reviews

WIP. Troy's been sacked. Can another alliance retake it? Andromache and Paris work separately to try to make that happen. Paris & Helen, Andromache & Eudorus.

Troy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 5-22-05

2. The Gift » reviews

Eudorus discovers he has a chance at redemption for a past crime. Eudorus & OC. Other characters: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Achilles.

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 5-30-08

3. Passages » reviews

WIP. 3009, 3rd Age. Boromir brings Myrhil, the daughter of his old arms instructor, to Minas Tirith where the Shadow has already begun to creep over Middle Earth. Boromir&OFC. Later, Grima&OFC. **NO LONGER UPDATED. SEE LAST CHAPTER**

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,490 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 12-28-02

4. The Sun Rose in the North » reviews

Andromache recalls her betrothal to Hector, a marriage concocted by politicians, and their first meeting.

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-19-07

5. Nudge of the Mouse reviews

Oneshot. Toby ponders how he can approach Pam again. Takes place same day as The Convention. Toby&Pam.

Complete - Office - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

6. A Wife's Torment reviews

Oneshot. Hector's wife, Andromache, finds it difficult to wear a certain mask. Andromache's POV. Some Homer details, but mainly movieverse.

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-25-04 - Published: 5-25-04

7. Poems of Middle Earth reviews

I may add other pithy items as I think of them, but here's two poems for your amusement and general derision. I never said I was Keats.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 4-12-04

8. Boromir's Favorite Holiday reviews

Boromir muses on the joys of Easter.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-25-04 - Published: 3-25-04

9. Sharpe: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews

Richard Sharpe, that sexy soldier, now belongs to you! How best to use him? Inspired by Theresa Green, and posted with her permission. Put into this category bec. MiscParodies is being deleted, and Sharpe category doesn't exist.

Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

10. Two of a Kind » reviews

In the Shire, bound to his master Saruman, Grima Wormtongue discovers that there is a certain Hobbit cut of the same cloth, and Lotho SackvilleBaggins has quite a burden of his own. NOT SLASH.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-1-03 - Published: 8-4-03

11. All in a Hand reviews

On a wintry day in Ithilien, many years after the events of LOTR, Legolas feels the passage of years that Nature will not give him.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-03

12. Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews

Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 9-4-03

13. A Destined Reckoning » reviews

Movieverse. Boromir, on his long road to Imladris, is stalked in the shadows by an Uruk hai. Boromir, Lurtz.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-03

14. Plight of a Princess » reviews

An attempt to get this Mary Sue Monkey off my back. Misspellings, parody, impossible names, and inane canon characters abound!

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-18-02 - Published: 11-7-02