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Author has written 19 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sharpe Series, Troy, Office, Homer, Misc. Movies, and Wanted: Dead or Alive. (4/8/10): I'm still around & still writing (in case you care!). Just not posting anything until it's all completed. Learned my WIP lesson. (6/9/10): On hold for summer and surgery. Every time I update my profile, it gets shorter and shorter. Pretty soon, it'll just be blank. I work full-time and have lots of critters and thus not much time or energy to write. But I try. So feedback rocks my world. The next project I'm percolating is a fic for "Wanted: Dead or Alive" with Jason Nichols as the main character. And if you know what & who I'm talking about without looking it up, I so want to be your friend. Current pet peeve: People carping about "anachronisms" in historical fiction without knowing what they're talking about. Honestly, you'd be surprised at the actual parlance of the time. To think everyone talked super-formally and slang didn't exist pre-1950 is so condescending. You wouldn't think "sh1t through the eye of a needle without touching the sides" was a term for diarrhea, would you? Well, it was. And The Civil War era was rife with stuff that sounds "modern." I wish people would LOOK STUFF UP before bleating whether this or that phrase is "wrong/modern/anachronistic" etc. Chances are that it's they who are wrong. | |||||||
1. Not Yours » reviewsBounty hunters Josh Randall & Jason Nichols arrive in Leadville, Colorado between jobs and Jason is hired by an actress who finds herself in an unexpected marital tangle.Wanted: Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 1-13-11 - Jason N. & Josh R.2. Courtesy of Stephen Foster reviewsBroken Trail. Tom Harte & Sun Fu share a private moment one night at the Moncrieffe Ranch.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-20-09 - Complete3. Better Days To Come » reviewsTwo people at the mercy & command of others. The only thing to be done is make the best of it. Sequel to The Gift. Eudorus & OFC.Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 11-15-08 - Eudorus - Complete4. Shame reviewsHelen watches the battle between Paris & Menelaus and ponders her situation. Book 3 of The Iliad.Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete5. Gallant Show And Promise reviewsA prequel of sorts to "Passages." Myrhil's 13, her brother's 17, and Boromir sees the siblings' strengths and weaknesses. Merry Christmas, Johanna!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-08 - Boromir - Complete6. From Ashes Reborn » reviewsNOW COMPLETE! Troy's been sacked. Andromache & Paris have fled, but what does Fate have in store for them, and what do they discover about themselves along the way? Andromache x Eudorus primarily, Paris x Helen.Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,156 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 5-22-05 - Andromache & Eudorus - Complete7. The Gift » reviewsEudorus discovers he has a chance at redemption for a past crime. Eudorus & OC. Other characters: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Achilles.Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 5-30-08 - Eudorus - Complete8. Passages » reviewsWIP. 3009, 3rd Age. Boromir brings Myrhil, the daughter of his old arms instructor, to Minas Tirith where the Shadow has already begun to creep over Middle Earth. Boromir&OFC. Later, Grima&OFC. **NO LONGER UPDATED. SEE LAST CHAPTER**Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 12-28-02 - Boromir & Grima W.9. The Sun Rose in the North » reviewsAndromache recalls her betrothal to Hector, a marriage concocted by politicians, and their first meeting.Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Hector & Andromache - Complete10. Nudge of the Mouse reviewsOneshot. Toby ponders how he can approach Pam again. Takes place same day as The Convention. Toby&Pam.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-06 - Pam B. & Toby F. - Complete11. A Wife's Torment reviewsOneshot. Hector's wife, Andromache, finds it difficult to wear a certain mask. Andromache's POV. Some Homer details, but mainly movieverse.Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-25-04 - Andromache - Complete12. Poems of Middle Earth reviewsI may add other pithy items as I think of them, but here's two poems for your amusement and general derision. I never said I was Keats.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-0413. Boromir's Favorite Holiday reviewsBoromir muses on the joys of Easter.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-25-04 - Boromir & Faramir - Complete14. Sharpe: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsRichard Sharpe, that sexy soldier, now belongs to you! How best to use him? Inspired by Theresa Green & her Lord of the Rings Manual series, and posted with her permission.Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 2-16-04 - Complete15. Two of a Kind » reviewsIn the Shire, bound to his master Saruman, Grima Wormtongue discovers that there is a certain Hobbit cut of the same cloth, and Lotho SackvilleBaggins has quite a burden of his own. NOT SLASH.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-1-03 - Published: 8-4-03 - Saruman & Grima W. - Complete16. All in a Hand reviewsOn a wintry day in Ithilien, many years after the events of LOTR, Legolas feels the passage of years that Nature will not give him.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-24-03 - Legolas & Eowyn - Complete17. Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsLearn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 9-4-03 - Uruk-hai - Complete18. A Destined Reckoning » reviewsMovieverse. Boromir, on his long road to Imladris, is stalked in the shadows by an Uruk hai. Boromir, Lurtz.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-27-03 - Boromir & Uruk-hai - Complete19. Plight of a Princess » reviewsAn attempt to get this Mary Sue Monkey off my back. Misspellings, parody, impossible names, and inane canon characters abound!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-18-02 - Published: 11-7-02 - Legolas & Boromir - Complete