Greetings, Mortals.
My name is Teri Stearns and I have no life. I live in Denver, CO where my hobbies extend to designing my website, writing, arting, and annoying my friends. I'm too old for the things I love (see below), but too young to give it all up. My normal day-to-day work life is not half as exciting, and I've worked hard to get it that way. I am a perpetual, life-time card-carrying insomniac. I function off of a maximum of 5 hours of sleep per day, every single day.

I live with two males, one of whom poops in a box. The latter would be my cat, Ivan Cornelius Boltbadger III. I know of no First or Second, but he's yet to tell me his entire background before he came to me, so I can only speculate.

I enjoy playing my guitar, and I listen frequently to my iPod Shuffle, which I really do think is superior to a regular iPod. I believe that ice cream is a justifiable food group, and I enjoy eating Spaghetti-Oh's straight from the can.

Interests include: writing, drawing (I'm working on a graphic novel I intend to self-publish one of these days), anime, role-playing, video games, studying Ancient Greece, studying Ancient Egypt, Star Wars (once again, now that Lucas has redeemed himself with Ep. III), Star Trek, Battlestar Gallactica, collecting skulls, lots n' lots of all types of vampires, anthropomorphic food, Robyn Hitchcock, Fluke, Voltaire, and other musical tastes.

NOTE: I've taken down quite a few of my older stories and have kept the ones I feel really demonstrate my ability to write. I don't have a lot of time to update, and I have less time to read fanfiction these days, particularly since I feel that quality has taken a backseat to quantity and I don't have the patience to dig through the rough to find the diamonds. When I do read it, however, I feel inclined to review it honestly. If I don't like something, I'll try to give constructive critisism. I don't blow smoke up people's pants to make them feel good. If you want to improve, you have to know how to take critisism. If you can't do that, perhaps you should find another hobby.