house-of-insanity

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since	: 09-20-04, id: 674707

Author has written 4 stories for House, M.D..

Hello.

My name is house-of-insanity. Honest to God, it's what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.

So you want to get to know me.

Ha! Fat chance. This is the internet and I can be what I want. Ergo, I am awesome, and you will never know if I'm telling the truth or not.

Anyway, if you really want to get to know me, read my stories. They're more telling then I ever could be.

And so I conclude my bio.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Maybe not as informative as you would have liked, but oh well. At least I didn't bore you with endless descriptions of all my pets, a six trillion-line list of my favorite pairings, and a complete essay on why I think House is the best show ever (really, why elaborate on something everyone knows to be true anyway?). Never let it be said that I don't know when to shut up.

Awesomely yours, house-of-insanity.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
Benjamin Franklin

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1. True Love Is A Wooden Cane » reviews
“God bless us, everyone—oh, wait, that’s YOUR line!” A Cyrano de Bergerac modeled parody about how the doctors of PPTH come to find love.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 1-21-07

2. Seeing Double » reviews
House is challenged with the puzzling case of saving a set of twins, one of which is extremely sick and the other of which is extremely unhappy. Case style.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,563 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 3-7-06 - Complete

3. Addicted reviews
Oneshot songfic from Cameron's POV. What's a girl to do when she realizes he just doesn't like her? This one doesn't have a happy ending. Read at your own risk. Song: Addicted, by Kelly Clarkson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-19-05 - Complete

4. Father House » reviews
Dr. House is in clinic duty, for once. He meets a fiery young woman with a tongue to match his own…not to mention DNA. Yes, folks, you heard it here first: Gregory House has a daughter. And little do they know, her clock is ticking…COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,371 - Reviews: 342 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05 - Complete

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