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私たちは木の下クリスタナーイトですよ。

オハオしゅうのクリーブランドからきました。

If you can read this, you can read basic Japanese.

I don't do commisions. No one wants, no one gets. Ask for it and I might decide otherwise, but probably not. Life is too hectic. If you join my site, I'll randomly PM you pics of your chara though. I'm obsessive. I will love you forever if you join my site. Roleplay as an anime character or OC is fine, I don't care. Just please. The only members are my real life friends, and they don't posts. JOIN MY SITE!

You know you want to see Mello wearing a catholic school girl uniform. Go on, join. You can read the scene in the library.

I cowrote this crackfic on KrystalKamichi13's page. Because she is my Mello, my L, my muse, and my crackho. READ IT BITCHES! Speaking of which, I need to give her L's shorts back... Update: Gave her the shorts. Unhappy. I beta'd this this and this (dead) fic. Here's a companion to one of her pieces that I wrote (the companion, not the piece). Here's some random crack from school.

I have had WAAAY too many inspirations for fics lately, and am in severe need of coauthors/inspirations/etc. Here are my in-progress!Ideas:

New! Death Note: I don't even Care Yet
Summary: Came to me in a dream last night... I think. I could have been awake at the time. Raito is orphaned young and ends up at an orphanage. Several, actually. Follows his adventures through them. But like, instead of making up OCs to be the orphaned kids, its AN EPIC CROSSOVER! I've already decided that (really freaking AU) Naruto is going to be his first roommate and ACTUALLY GET HIM TO STOP STUDYING AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES! YES! I have got to learn to stop writing in capslock. So I'm thinking, maybe Raito as a freakishly smart semi-delinquent? I don't know, I'm still too excited/wierded out right now.

Gundam Wing: Bunnies
Summary: "Heero remains a Jackass." AU for safety. Just random sillies with the Gundam crew. Because I LIKE being silly. And scarily enough, I haven't gotten any ideas from KrystalKamichi for this yet. -shudder-

Deathnote/Outlaw Star Cross: Blue Box
Summary: I knew that plunnie would come and bite me on the ass. DAMN YOU MR. MUEHLING! Matt is an inventor in his spacelab named House, and Near and Mello are his prototypes for... idunno. Android/cyborg/robot things. Artificial Intellegence that is more Human than intellegence. And one day, the USGov't comes to try and buy the boys, for reasons unbeknownst to Mello. Ahahahaha, how this has to do with "Good Country People" I've already forgotten. Mello+Jim+pile of retro motorbikes to fix= win. Its all for the win.

Deathnote: Prodigal Son
Summary: AU semi-xxxHolic parody MelloxMatt... Mail can see demons/shinigami and Mihael has been chosen by God to get rid of them. Starts with Mail 3 and Mihael 7 years old, because I realized never in my AUs have I messed with the age range. Inspired by a chat with my MelloBunni where Mello has the special power to scare away shinigami, so I had Matt glomp him and ask him to make the scary things go 'way. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the Shinigami thing... that provides me some fodder for the third arc... The outline has been cemented with three arcs, each a different period of self-realization... The third arc is my favorite right now... Most of what I'm writing for it can't be posted here, though... -blushes- I can't help what helps me fall asleep at night!! I'm exploring the different ways that -- can torture poor Mihael. Because it's fun to keep you guessing. Piece

Deathnote: Alchohol Poisoning (tent)
Summary: (to dream a Deathnote Dream...) Mello gets the DN instead of Raito and goes beserk, trying to kill all the citizens of Japan starting with the police. He gets to Raito, and writes the cause of death but not the time. Raito then gets assigned as his parole officer --cuz Mello makes a good lawyer-- and is convinced by Mello that he can prolong his life by conditioning his life to alchohol. That's all I've got so far. But it looks like fun!

Deathnote: Bad Santa! Bad!
Summary: "Don't tell me you still believe in Father Christmas, Jeevas?" abusive!Melloxuke!Matt. Matt takes Mello's departure... strangely.

Deathnote: the FAPPIN' FIC
Summary: Completely unrelated to the PWNZING fic. Summary to come, I have things to write before school. It's on my IJ.

Deathnote: Chronos: God of Fucking With the Life of a Mail Jeevas
Summary: Serious suspension of disbelief here. Time travel fiction. A god of time shows himself to Matt as he dies in cannon, sending him back into his three-year-old body with all the memories of his life beforehand. So, with a nameless god of time as a pet (a la Shinigami), Matt fucks up everything. Chronos is just a random god-of-time name; if Matt guesses the actual name of the god of time, he gets sent back to his death and dies for real. Oooh, I came up with a really good plot twist for this one! I want to write it! It's all outlined in my head now.

Deathnote: Labyrinth (One-shot)
Summary: MelloxMatt ... Mello walked on in the labyrinth. This dream-if thats what it was-was seriously jacked up! An original take on the afterlife based on a dream I had where I was Mello and I was walking around in a labyrinth. It'll have a special guest appearance from most of the Deathnote cast, with two appearances from Near and Matt, sort of not really. Writing this one COMPLETELY on my own, thanks much. This one eats up way too much attention... Dead L is still fucking hard to write... How to Read 13 does give me a good outline of who dies. I just have to write it out now.

Deathnote/xxxHolic Cross: I Hate Cleaning (Tentative)
Summary: The universe would rue the day it let 14-year-old Yagami Raito become bored. Working on it, I swear. Sorry, I lied. Forgot which notebook it was in again. And now the one day a week I have a study hall, I can't use the computer because we're in an area without Internet and we have roam profiles... Stupid Windows. Suck suck suck.

Deathnote: the PWNZING fic (tent) (Touchtone Genius?)
Summary: PARTLY From Near's POV (He'd need to be in their bedroom for it to work, so no. But I like my opener, so it stays.) Matt's a new student at Wammy's, and the All-American Boy may just have too much attitude for the uptight Wammy House Orphanage... especially when his roommate takes a liking to his style. Near watching MxM's desent into madness. ... Should I make Near homophobic? It wouldn't actually cause any real conflict like it does in Magic Mello (Near's more non-confrontational than Matt) but it would be a fun narrative POV... because MxM are soooo getting tugezaa, it's me. Piece

Deathnote: Scarf (One-shot)
Summary: Wammy fic. Mello's from Italy, right? I prefer Italy over Germany, but anyways. Italy is a mediteranean country, surrounded by temperate oceans and not wide enough to have particularly different inland temperatures. In Winchester, it rains all the time until it snows. What's a guy to do?

Naruto/Sailormoon Cross: Incorrect Assumption
Yeah. I lost my outline, and have been mostly in a DeathNote/Detective Conan mood lately. Srry.

Deathnote: Kamchatka Vodka
Half of the second chap, but Mello's being a real bitch until I have an outline made for this. I just want it to be a silly little college AU, but noooo. He has to have this big, long, drawn out plot based on the question of how far L is willing to go to break the law to solve a case. Uggggh. He even made me buy How To Read 13 for it. Whatever happened to my silly little romp?

Deathnote: Circumscript (formerly PhD Level Psychobabble)
Summary: semi-AU OC fic "They say imitation is the fondest form of flattery, Kinoshita-san. Are you flattered?" W007! Summary in place. Yeah! Took care of Misa. I had forgotten about her. She's the only one of Raito's pawns that particularly interests me, and since she came in on her own, she can actually be included. Since Raito saught out Mikami and Takada, and he's not the serial killer in this one, they won't come into play. Raito's straight up a detective in this one: he skips, like, the last month of high school to work on this case. I might still make the Death Note be the murder weapon, but... what can I say? Raito watches too much Dr. Who in this one...

Deathnote: et Mello? (Tentative)
Summary: MelloxMatt Melloinaskirt fiction Wammy era totally not AU! Mello gets tricked into being kidnapped by an evil bitch who is very good at torture, and Matt misses his buddy. This fic wants to be x-rated. Very badly. I don't want to let it, but I don't normally argue with the universes that lend themselves to me. Piece

Deathnote: Mello Magic
Summary: AU MelloxNear MelloxMatt Homophobe!Matt Melloinaskirt fiction Magic Kaito Parody/x-over! Mello couldn't tell them why he knew where the heist was taking place, for the same reason he couldn't tell them why he knew Near was right. It was a simple reason really... It was because he wrote the note. Aha, Mello's being bitchy again. He wants me to skip a year of story time for him. I keep telling him, he needs to do at least twelve heists so that his skills and the plot can develop smoothly, but he wants things his way. He's also mad at me for making him be in love with both Near, who never looks at him and he eventually ditches so that they can at least have a shot at friendship down the line, and Matt, who is homophobic. As revenge, he had made himself related to Kaito Kuroba from Magic Kaito, Takeru and Yamato (that's TK and his brother, right? I only ever just watched the dub.) from Digimon, Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG1, Jeremie or Odd (he kind of likes the both, but admits that it would be awkward for them to be related, although someone should write that AU) from Code: LYOKO, and just about every other blond that ever appeared in an anime ever, except for Hakuba. Except Usagi and Minako: he's not fond of Usagi and Minako... Edit: Now related to Minako and Sakura from CCS. And Yuugi. Because that fandom hates me too much to let me write Yuugi. Stupid Kaiba and your immunity to OOC. Piece

OHSHC/Detective Conan/Magic Kaito Cross: The Magician's Niece
Summary: Haruhi is Kaito's cousin and is slowly going insane, when Kid decides to visit the Haninozuka estate. Soon after, Haruhi starts doing magic tricks during host club. Another case of a plunnie I have no plot for, although I do have some cute scenes. KaitoxHeiji, KaitoxHakuba, KaitoxShinichi, HaruhixHeiji, HaruhixHakuba, HaruhixShinichi, KyouyaxTorturing Hakuba, Tamaki/Hikaru/HC in general xHaruhi. Due to lack of my inspiration fics updating (lol, I'm such a thief), this one's going on the back burner.

Naruto: 52 Themes NaruSasu and Prince of Tennis: 52 Themes Thrill Pair
Summary: 52 one-shots for my OTP in which Naruto and Sasuke see ghosts and Syuusuke and Ryouma like spreading rumors. The idea was to have a new one shot out each week, with thirteen themes for each season that can be done in any order and one replacement per season. I had my Traditions theme replacement (FujiRyo) done in time for Fuji's birthday this year, but I lost my notebook. I am a very character driven author who only writes when inspired, but I promise I'll eventually finish them all. Trashed the notebook with most of these in it, doumo sumimasen. My puppies decided under my desk was the best hiding place EVER for when they poo'd and pee'd in the house. Still working on it, despite OMG ALL MY PROJECTS ARE DUE ON MONDAY! I'll try to write over Spring and Easter Breaks. That'll get me something at least.

Deathnote: Punishment
Summary: MelloxMatt cannon if cracky! Mello and Matt get into a lot of trouble. Takes place always starting with their punishment from the previous chappy, followed by in Roger's office, with flashbacks to what they did wrong. Has a lot to do with MelloBunni's and my list of Hobo Bonfire Rules and Banned Shit list for Wammy's. Depending on the author (Daisukeismyboyfriend comes to mind...)I need about eighteen co writers for this. Or ideas. Or anything. Anything rediculous MxM could get in trouble for. Now have a few decent ideas... thank god for biology class.

Deathnote: Raito Yagami's High School Adventures
Summary: I cosplayed Raito at school and decided to get into his head. Meet Raito Yagami, student at a stereotypical high school. Now, say goodbye to him. This one is definitely not crossing with Kamchatka. Just like Kamchatka takes place in a real university and bar I know of, this one takes place in a real high school... an early college high school. Raito would have a metaphorical boner at the thought. L is going to be a student teacher, and MMN are going to be... :) Everybody's gonna be all WTF? Because Rite-o needs to relaaaaaaaax... and Near gets depressed because there's ONLY ONE LEGO OMG! Fun times, man. Mello is such a manipulative bastard

Deathnote: Have You Ever Been Mellow? (One-shot)
Summary: "Have you ever smelt a big, fat Cuban cigar? Have you ever hitched a ride on a shooting star? Have you ever seen red when it should have been yellow?" Inspired by third line there. Mello feels like he killed Matt when they were kids and see Matt's face as his reflection. It's actually rather creepy... I like it. This fic dies. I need a beta for this that is willing to be a co-writer.

Deathnote/Harry Potter x-over: As of Yet Untitled
Summary: Mello ish a vampie and everyone else is DEAD. Cuz, it was like a hundred years ago, but Mells still looks like he's 14, cuz vampies can apparently do that. Or maybe I should say VAMPs. (thanks Jess!) Dumble-Bumbles goes to Mello in hopes of securing the VAMPs on their side in the war, or at least maybe the American ones, but ends up hiring Mellster as Harry's body guard, sneaking him into Harry's dorm. Fourth year would be a good one for this, might be able to make fourth work. The older years would work too, but the Triwizard Tournament would make it easy to sneak a new, but older face onto the scene. The way I imagine it, Hermione would be quite taken by him, but Mello's numbah one luvvie would always be the late Mail Jeevas.

Deathnote: Matt Who? (Tentative)
Summary: AU MelloxMatt... Basically, whatever the summary of Doctor Who is. With Matt as the Doctor, Mello as his Bimbo. -gigglesnort- The cool thing about Doctor Who is, we could have different authors for each episode. I wanna do the first one tho... I have a plot! I kinda want to start an LJ commune for it or something... but at the same time, I want to get a feel for how everybody would react.

Deathnote: Drinking With You
Summary: AU RaitoxMello MattxMisa (WTF?) MORE Melloinaskirt fiction... Rock band AU. I have it pretty well outlined in my head, although I need ideas for the fillers (I have the summer, New Years, and Christmas chappies thought out).

MULTICROSS: iNMaTeS RuNNiNG THe aSyLuM
Summary: If the Death Note didn't actually work, but the people who Raito wrote the names of still died,what would the logical assumption be? I'm ttly auctioning this one off. I can't think of a decent plot for it. If you're interested, PM me. I have a bunch of ideas for who could be in it and for one of the psychologists (Two more get called in later, but I'm spent on the one)

MULTICROSS: Bump in the Night
Summary: All the Kaito I have every liked in one fic. It kinda has no plot tho...

MULTICROSS: Stabby Rip Stab-Stab I, II, and III
Summary: Stabby Rip Stab-Stab is a CYOA! Dating Sim with a story mode, single player mode, and multiplayer mode for the X-cube (lulz) that all our favorite anime characters enjoy. This could use some co-writers... hell, I should make it a roleplay and be done with it. That's what it's supposed to be, anyway. A fanfic about characters roleplaying.

Detective Conan: Heiji Hattori was Happy
Summary: Heiji goes on a fishing trip and ends up with a tied up Kaitou Kid in his boat, with flashbacks to why this makes him so damn happy. HeijixKaito. I have the fishing trip and five days before the fishing trip done, but need 4 3 2 &1 done before I can post it.

Naruto: Rokurei no Konohagakure
Summary: My epic, it spans pretty much all of the first (non shippuden) series and will probably never get finished. It deserves to be here tho.

OTPs and things that may get 52'd
Thrill Pair/FujiRyo (PoT)
NaruSasu/SasuNaru (Naruto)
Donuts/104/DoumekixWatanuki (xxxHolic)
KaitoxDetective-tachi (Shinichi, Hakuba, and Heiji) (Detective Conan/Case Closed/Magic Kaito)
MelloxMatt and MelloxMattxNear love triangle (Death Note) (Mainly MxM tho)
LxRaito (Death Note)
LxMisa as a crack pairing (DN)
Matt (he's my bishie, so i may just 52 him all on his own) (Still Death Note)
Twincest, TamaKyou, and HunnixMori Round Robin Ship (OHSHC)
YukiKyou (Furuba)
Twincest (My original story, Blood Brothers. They is vampires...:))
Luna in general (HP)
RemusxSerius (HP)
Sirius and Harry as a crack pairing only (HP)
HPxLVxbooze as a crack pairing (HP)
KyonxItsuki (Haruhi no Yuutsu... especially when they're catboys yum)
YukiToya (CCS and Tsubasa... Does anyone have a Tsubasa thing chronicling all the different Toyas and Yukitos and their antics yet? Dammit, more plunnies)
KuroFai (Tsubasa Chronicles)
MaoraxMaguri (Shishi Doumei Cross) (Maora only became cool when I read he was a guy lol)
RazxLei LeixJeile and more along those lines (MeruPuri) also RazxAram and RazxCapes as crack pairings

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