I live next to the middle of nowhere, although not in the middle of nowhere, just very close to it. I live on a farm so you have the right to call me a hillbilly. And yes, there are sheep on the farm I live, believe it or not... and more than often I've been thinking about moving out to them, they like me more than other humans sometime. I've been called a viking and a witch, so beware of me and my killer rabbits! (Anyone seen Monty Python's "Holy Grail"? I've met a relative of the rabbit that starred there. Still got the scar on my arm).

I've written a lot of things, some worse than others. I actually have three large boxes at home full of notebooks and papers concerning various ill-written stories of mine. Not to mention all the notebooks I took with me when moving away from home, to be in school. I keep it all where I can access it again, just to read all the silliness I wrote when 10. Why? Because it makes me see how much I've improved and there are actually some useful ideas there. This is the same reason as for why I don't delete the fanfictions posted here, I can read them and think "Thank all things holy that I don't write like THAT anymore!"
I'm sentimental. Those stories/fanfictions are my little creations that I do not wish to be parted with.
Aaaalright, perhaps too sentimental. But just remember that my earliest creations here are nothing to be excited about. Taken in account that English is not my native language, Icelandic is (yessh, me is an EVIL terrorist whose gonna STEAL your mooneyyy with cleverish bank accounts, mwahahaha! Mine is an evil laugh, now DIE! Just letting you know, in case my penname didn't give it away) so I truly have an excuse to not be so great.

And now for the short version of me (it was short in the beginning):

Penname: the Icelandic Sheep
Real Name: I'm silly, but not stupid!
Age: somewhere between 10 and 20 (depends on if you mean age in years or age in maturity.)
Main Interests: archery, reading, writing, photographing, doodling, reading, being outside,

Now, for the Labyrinth. I heard first about it when reading summaries here at ff.net. After reading about 20 summaries I had begun to guess what all this Labyrinth-thing was about, so this is what I thought it was: it was actually an underground, under some big city, NY, LA or London. And of course it was a labyrinth. The goblins were thieves and pick-pocketers, rather smart and witty creatures, with Jareth, some kind of human, as their leader. Not an actual king, that was more of a nickname. Sarah's family was from the Labyrinth or something, I wasn't quite sure how she was connected to it, but it had something to do with her family. Now, this wasn't very close to the truth, but I did eventually check on Wikipedia and finally downloaded the movie after reading everything about it. I adored David Bowie after it, especially in the song Magic Dance! I'm very glad I didn't see this movie while I was around 11 years old, I might have tried to get myself wished to the Underground. Oh, does anyone know why it's called the Underground?

And by the way: I WANT FIREFLY BACK! IT'S THE GORRAM BEST THING EVER TO HAVE COME FROM JOSS WHEDON!
And I want the Harry Potter movies to be remade. Those who are being produced now bring shame on these good books. Those good books. These/Those. What silly being decided to make movies before the serie was complete?
I also want Nightwish in Iceland.
And dinner.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, Jibblez, everest rossum, the Icelandic Sheep,

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

So, for now, that's it. Adieu. Ciao. Bless. Goodbye. Hej.

(My Plot Bunny says hello, which is just silly, 'cause I'm saying goodbye! Tsk, tsk. Silly things, plot bunnies.
NO, I'm NOT going to write it! I don't care if you gnaw my brains out, I'm NOT writing this thing!)

Just remember: everyone needs a nerd/there are no boundaries to the things people don't know/42 is truly the ultimate answer.

AND FOR GOD'S/BUDDHA'S/ALLAH'S/ODIN'S SAKE, BE QUIET, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A MASTERPIECE OVER HERE!