My bio. hmmmm Well the first thing you should know about me is that I'm a Christian If you have a problem w/ that well...to be blunt: too bad 'nothin you do about it. :)

Name: Moreta (ha ha)
Gender: female (last I checked)
Age: 22 (subject to change)
hight: 5'7 1/2 (I need to check again)
weight: hmm should I tell u? y not 133 (HEY I HEAR YOU LAUGHING OVER THERE, don't make me sic my dragon on you)
hair: brown w/ gold highlights (natural) Currently maroon/red w/ blond streaks in the front ( think Joana Dark)
eyes: Hazel (AKA green, brown, blue, grey, yellow, I've even seen some red.) Currently Purple
skin: Dark (not black, but I wouldn't be suprised if I had some african american in me , I've got everything else)
pets:Gold (queen) Dragon (Orlith). (Moreta in a name from Ann McCaffrey's Pern series.)
Fave food: Food? Where? glances around
Fave color: dark purple, black.
Fave animal: Dragons...what? what do you mean there not real!
Fave Number: 42
Fave sayings: If I wanted your opinion I'd of given it to you.
Don't know have no opinion.
My imaginary friend says you have serious issues.(1)
Black squirrles of death.(2)
I left to find myself, if I return before I get back keep me here.
Your mother was a hampster, and your father smells of elderberrys, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
HI, welcome to McDonalds, now go away.(3)
Let's go prod buttox!(4)

(1)My imaginary friend is Samuri Bob. If you don't know what I'm talking about watch The Last Samuri.
(2) long story.
(3) I have always wanted to say this.
(4) Read Terry Prachett...NOW!

Facts about me:
I have ADHD (it's lots of fun) Although I am a very calm person in real life, I usually scare people online. (long story)
I have worked @ McDonalds since I was 14
I am a Gamer, pyromaniac, Manga/Anime fan, LOTR fan, Music lover, and am usually tired. (there's lots more but I'm to tired to think of them)

Random Real Life Quotes:

McEmploee1: "Hi, Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you today"
Coustomer: "Hi are u serving lunch yet?"
McEmploee1: "No I'm sorry, not 'till 10:30."
Customer: "OK, can I have a double cheesburger, and a McChicken?"
McEmploee1:"..."

Me, flat on my back after doing 'MAX Z 3000' for the 7th straight time on DDR, and unable to do anything other than breath...and even that's taxing.
Rosie (standing over me): "Vikki your my friend and I love you, but sometimes I really wish you would push yourself."
Me:...(continues breathing...but threateningly)

Interviwer to child: "What do you like to hear your father say most?"
Child1: "Yes!"

Interviewer to child: "What makes your father special?"
Child2: "He's loud."
Father: (loudly) "HEY!"

Clint: (after 10minutes of arguing) "Daniell, you don't have the I.Q. of a doornob."
Daniell: "Shut up Clint, I.Q.'s dont have doornobs!"
(Even if she hadn't said it backwards I don't think it woulda' helped her argument much)

McEmploee2 to McEmploee3 who is holding a carton of chocolate milk that fell on the floor: "Ohh, just give it to Vikki, She'll eat anything." (This is not the first time I've herd this statment)

Me: I can't believe I'm turning 20!
McEmploee2: Why is that so big?
Me: Because 20 is a mile stone.
McEmploee2: I thought 21 would be a mile stone.
Me: well I'm not intrested in-
McEmploee2: Barrrrsss!
Me:...Drinking...shake Head
(Michell your the last person I expected that from, yet somehow it wasn't suprising)

Me to Josh (Co-Worker/Reader) during an exceptionally trying day at work: I just 'wanna go home and shoot myself in the head.
Josh concerned : Don't do that!
Me: ?
Josh: Let me do it. that way it's not suiside and you'll still go to Heaven.

Me trying to make a burger one-handed 'cuz I'm only wearing one plastic glove: Nut's! My hands are too wet to get my other glove on.
Josh: ...dose that make you Michal Jackson?
Me shuddering: NO! Now be quiet and help me you devil-spawn!
Josh: Yes Master!
(This has become a running joke)

Me working in drive-Through: Hi! Welcome to McDonalds, I'll be with you in just a second.
Customer(Yelling): I want a Number 5!
Me: I'm sorry I'll be with you in just a second.
Customer(still yelling): Without Cheese! And a medium Coke!

Mom after spending the last five minutes trying to un-tangle to the cords to her laptop:
It's not getting any better but I've remembered how to knit!!

J3ph: What we lack in life, we make up for in Acne.

Me and mom snuggled up in a blanket in the couch watching Anubis try to destroy Earth:
Mom: I hope they don't destroy Earth, I didn't clean house today.

Lee Anne (Manager): Hey Vikki, are you doing the dishes?
Me, standing at the sink up to my elbows in suds: No, I'm taking an indirect bath.

Note found on table:
Birth Mother
Pleas'n to
AWAKE
The Male
Offspring
DANKA

Yoshway(Josh): Vikki I wrote you a poem!
ME: Aww.
Yosh: It's called 'Fifty Million'.
Me:...
Yosh: One, Two, Three, fourFiveSix...

Esk42 (sis) Over drivethrough headset at work: I Don't know if you noticed it yet. but I think somone's handing out pot on the corner of M21 and Vandyke. All the customers today are like; Huuuuu What??

ME staring at my newly aquired Purple Lightsaber: I liked mace Windo (SP?)
Rosie: Yeah, me too. I like her hair.
Me:...

I'll do more later

Random Things I have gotten in my eyes.

Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola Fizz

Eyelashes

Shampoo

Conditioner

Bodywash

Soapy water

Dishwater

Really, really nasty, dirty, greasy dishwater

Degreaser (OWWWWWW!)

Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser

Window Washer

Fingers

Other Peoples Fingers

Drool-Covered Baby Fingers

Hair

Sweat

Chlorine

Milk (Often after the Chlorine)

Contacts (Ha ha)

Hot Hanburger grease

Ketchup

Mustard

Pickle Juice

Various cloth

Salty grease from fries (also hot)

Gnats

Mosquitos

Dirt

Sand (about a dune's worth, California Rocks)

Arms from my sunglasses, and glasses

Sun (Ha Ha)

Eyeliner (weilded by me)

Mascerah (weilded by me and weilded by my sister)

Eye makeup remover (go figure)

I'll add more when I think of them

9-23-06
Current chapter in progress: 10

Chapter name??

Chapter progress: None as of yet, I've recently become addicted to Doctor Who...DOCTOR WHO IS ALL CONSUMING!!

Note: I now have discovered that WoW can be played on Dial-Up, if you are tenatious at least. If u ever want to get a hold of me my main realm is 'Bragon Blight' and my main Char is MiraSagitta, a Night Elf Hunter give her a mail and I will send u the names of my alts. I have a Night Elf Rogue MoretaLynx, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
P.S. I have LOTS of Alts.

Ohh, One last thing, I changed my E-Mail, those of u who have E-Mailed me I most likely sent somthing to u explaning this. Also if any of you are on Yahoo IM My ID is Moreta_Lynx_42 I don't know who took the E-Mail address Moreta_Lynx, but when I find out...
P.S. I just found out that the person who took Moreta_Lynx...was me...Holy Flying Snot I need sleep...