Claim your free money today. (Read: Claim your free money today. Think: Ah, I get free money. Belongs to me now. Woot!)
Claim you're free money today. (Read: Claim you are free money today. Think: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!)

Harry wondered where their brains had gotten. (Think: Possessive-obsessive. These brains belonged to someone.)
Harry wondered where there brains had gotten. (Think: Adverbial of place. As in, over there somewhere - brains on the floor.)
Harry wondered where they're brains had gotten. (Read: Harry wondered where they are brains had gotten. Think: WTF?! Monkey speech? - No offense to monkeys though.)

Feel free to copy these or make up your own witty remarks, if you're a fellow grammar police(wo)man.

23/04/2009 @ 9:12pm

Tidied up my profile: simplified my list of ships.

Because I don't want to be unique, I'm listing my favourite ships and the ships I can't stand. Yes, in that particular order.

Ships I Sail (besides the local ferry):
Harry Potter/Tom Riddle aka Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Sheppard/Lorne (Stargate: Atlantis)
McKay/evil!Sheppard (SG:A)
Dom/Brian (The Fast and the Furious)
House/Ali (House, MD)

Ships I rather would sink:
Harry Potter/Ginevra Weasley (HP)
Hermione Granger/Ronald Weasley (HP)
Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jean Grey/Logan (X-Men)
House/Cuddy (House)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... yes, still taking Captain Sparrow's good advice and pretending it's all just a bad dream.

But hey, Jo! I still love you for making Dumbledore gay.