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since: 05-10-01, id: 67744, Profile Updated: 10-28-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Resident Evil, and Naruto.

I'm 24 and I live in Scotland. I'm a grad student and I teach piano to kids and adults at the local youth centre. I'm lazy, a bit of a daydreamer and love nothing more than just chilling in my room with my headphones, ipod or last fm on my library playlist and MS Word open so I can write something. For some reason, I tend to accrue lots of fic writers on my LJ flist. I'm guessing that's because I like talking to other writers. :P So if you want to add me, give me a PM and I'll add you back.

I love writing and music. I used to read a lot more than I do now, but that's mainly because the books I have to read for uni are dry-as-dust, monographs of doom. Kinda takes all the fun out of it.

As far as writing goes, I tend to write stuff at opposite ends of the spectrum. At one extreme, humour. At the other, horror. My other favourite is something that I don't think quite fits into the spectrum. See, I'm quite interested in magical realism and in things beautiful that do not seem of this world. I like to write about beautiful things that we can't quite understand. I also like writing about those beautiful things and then smashing them - warping them into something horrible. Also, I never proofread my work or edit. This is usually because I'm too lazy and cannot be arsed. :P If you see typos when you're reading, or missing verbs (it's been known to happen), just correct it in your mind as you go and shake your head amusedly while thinking, "Oh, Ada, you crazy, lazy kid..."

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'You sail on rivers
With an old oar
Leaking badly.
You swim to shore
Pushed the waves away
But to no avail.
You float on the sea
Sleep on the surface
Light through the fog.

- Sigur Ros, Ara Batur.

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Fandoms: Naruto (and "the filthy darkness that is OroSasu" thanks, Austeria! XD) The Silmarillion, Loveless, Bleach, Resident Evil, Legacy of Kain, Silent Hill, Death Note, School Rumble, Discworld, Sandman. I liked Harry Potter a lot, but DH spoiled it a bit for me.

Originals: I deleted a lot of my stuff from Fictionpress, but I'm getting back into it again. I'm Ada Kensington over there too, and I have the same author ID: 67744. It's mostly historical stuff on Fictionpress, since I have a terrible obsession with Louis IX of France, but I might post other stuff. I'll see how it goes.

LiveJournal: http://ada-kensington.livejournal.com/

Last FM: BonsaiBadger

NarutoForums: Recalcitrant Funkasaur

Contact: Best if you just PM me through fanfiction . net. It'll get to me eventually. The messages are passed on through an e-mail addy I check every day, anyway.

Reviews are always appreciated, but if you're a bit shy and you fave, I'll still say thanks. :)


Notice Board:

Naruto: Chapter 42 of A Day in the Life is up. In which Oro steals a little of the limelight and Sasuke feels the full force and power of the humble tree.

Naruto Plus: Desire, another Orochimaru-focused one-shot, telling of his fall from grace.

Harry Potter: Birch-Wood is also on hiatus. Naruto has taken over my brain.

Resident Evil: In Esse is on a bit of a hiatus, alas. I know exactly where it's going, but the other two fandoms have taken precedence at the moment.

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1. Desire reviews
Sasuke-kun... you will bring me life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-09 - Orochimaru - Complete
2. A Day in the Life » reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. Intelligent adult humour, office drama, and romance with the odd angsty moment thrown in for good measure. Rampantly and unashamedly AU, and deeper than your average crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 388,277 - Reviews: 728 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 5-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru
3. Toy Soldier reviews
During the Great Shinobi War, an eleven year old genin from Amegakure meets the eleven year old Orochimaru in battle. Warning: possibly quite disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-27-09 - Orochimaru & Hiruzen S. - Complete
4. Rise reviews
Orochimaru, Sasuke, and a dream.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-9-08 - Orochimaru & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. Oro's First Time reviews
His name is Jiraiya, and this is his story. It is 1975, the swinging seventies, and the Sannin are in their final year at the University of Konoha. Not that they're all that interested in studying. A birthday fic to celebrate the great snakey one himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-08 - Orochimaru & Jiraiya - Complete
6. Ritual reviews
On how Orochimaru acquired his first body...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-7-08 - Orochimaru - Complete
7. The Dreadful Story of Sasori & the Stolen Bananas reviews
Hyuuga Neji, psychiatrist extraordinaire, has a little trouble with one of his patients...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-29-08 - Neji H. & Sasori - Complete
8. Touch reviews
Unable to sleep, Orochimaru watches Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-17-08 - Orochimaru & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Karma reviews
Result of a Karma prompt for a fanfiction contest. Short, twisted, creepy, nasty...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-10-07 - Orochimaru - Complete
10. Oro chan reviews
One shot, written as a thank you for 100 reviews for A Day in the Life. Oro chan is a missing moment from that fic, but can easily be read on its own. In it, Chiyo comes to visit the home of a three year old Orochimaru and finds him a bit of a handful...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-10-07 - Orochimaru - Complete
11. Birch Wood and Dragon Heartstring » reviews
Greetings, potential readers! This is a Snape fic, but one with a twist. If you're still apprehensive then check out the reviews before you read. Don't be put off by the opening scene of chapter one, it's meant to be odd: like a dream. UPDATE: Ch. 10
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,620 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 7-10-06 - Severus S. & Severus S.
12. Halloween at Naruto's » reviews
Naruto is throwing the BEST HALLOWEEN PARTY EVER, DATTEBAYO! and he's invited you to come along and watch as everything gets totally out of hand. Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, Sakura, Lee, Gaara, Jiraiya & more! Update: CH.4
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 9-13-06 - Naruto U. & Orochimaru
13. Revelation I:I reviews
While on the hunt for the Ravenclaw Horcrux, in a secluded glade in the Forbidden Forest, Harry has a chat with Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-18-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
14. In Esse In Perpetuum » reviews
An idea for a Birkin fic that I've been playing around with for a while now. The lovely Leon S. Kennedy also plays a starring role. It's not too bad. You should try it out. UPDATE: What the hell? An update? Chapter Six: Wesker finally makes an appearance.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,024 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 3-26-04
15. Summoning reviews
1943: A young Slytherin gets more than he bargained for in an experiment gone awry. The year should give you a little clue as to who stars in the fic (hint: Tom Riddle) As always with Riddle, it'll be quite a dark fic. Read at own risk. Disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-05 - Voldemort
16. Get Splinched! reviews
This story is about, arguably, one of the most unfortunate varieties of misapplied charm-work - splinching! - detailing the day Remus Lupin was accidentally splinched and how his friends, James Potter and Frank Longbottom helped him out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-04 - Remus L. & James P.
17. Great, Dirty, Indigo Lizards » reviews
This is the story following Remus Lupin and Sirius Black's adventures as bored, seventeen year-olds, freshly graduated from Hogwarts on a week-long, hallucinogenic drug-fuelled bender. More details inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-13-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
18. What Would You See? » reviews
AN UPDATE? How strange! A series of short stories - (so far) featuring each main character - telling of their distressing, shocking and (occasionally) amusing, encounters with the Mirror of Erised. Chapter 11: It's a surprise. Find out for yourself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,767 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 9-10-02 - Severus S. & Severus S.
19. Spare a Thought for the Slytherin reviews
A short festive story by Ada Kensington starring Severus Snape, with a slightly different slant to it, telling us why he likes the Christmas period...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-23-03 - Severus S. & Severus S.
20. Another Day at the Grindstone reviews
Just another day at the grindstone with the cold, calculating and brilliant, William Birkin. Some events during a day's work for the mighty pharmaceutical corporation, Umbrella. A serious Birkin-fic. No trace of "humour" here.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-02
21. A Visit From Old King Hamlet reviews
Parody of Clement C. Moore's Visit From St. Nicholas
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-24-02 - Complete
22. Interview 584 903 849 771 Group Ydky15: Gonerill reviews
Wow. Miss Kensington writes HUMOUR!?! Well, yes. I do. So now, for your perverse pleasure, I present to you: Gonerill at what is soon to be at the Pearly Gates - and she shall be judged - but what will be the outcome? Well, read and find out, then.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-02
23. Sarky » reviews
CHAPTER THREE UP! Sarky (strangely titled, I know - but you'll find out soon enough) is a "wildly original Snapefic" and involves Severus being swept off into a weird but wonderful situation. Angsty in the extreme and adventurous in the future. Review?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-9-02 - Published: 1-31-02 - Severus S. & Severus S.
24. The Order of Draconis » reviews
Under Construction. Don't touch with a barge pole...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-13-01 - Published: 5-14-01 - Severus S. & Remus L.
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