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A Cute But Psycho Bunny
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since: 09-25-04, id: 677677
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

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As of 1-30-05:

- : Two words, people: ON HIATUS. FOTB will NOT be updated anytime soon, since I am currently in an XME fad. Heck, if I keep putting off updating it, I might take it down. ASC will not be taken down, but I'm just not in the mood to write serious ficcies. So sorry, peoples.

As of 12-16-04 :

- : And so we say au revoir to ACAV and FTS. Why? Because I didn't like where the story was going, and I was getting WAY too much writer's block on them. So, they are gone, probably for...forever. Oh, I definitely will be making an X-Men fic sometime, just probably when I do, it will be sans complicated OCs. Probably some crazy Jott-hating fic or something. But not for a while. I'm talking maybe, spring of '05 or something. Also, ACAV is down because I am going against my own fave shippie. But I like where ASC is headed, plus I'm getting good feedback from it. So I'll keep with that one until the end (which might turn out sappy). And FOTB will stay there because I need a fic that's full of random humor so I can let off steam.

_ : I just created a new profile! It's Yadda Yadda Yin Yang Yo-Yo Yo. Crazy? I know. That's me! I will be posting random parody fics on it. Not parodies like FOTB, parodies where I take characters from movie/show/book/WHATEVER and star them in a movie! Yes, a movie. Not a book. Too hard. Well, not really, but I'm currently too lazy to accept the challenge. LoLz. So, sometime...I dunno, sometime during my Winter Break (starting Monday - well technically, it starts on Saturday, but I'm supposed to go to the movies with my sister and my mom and her boyfriend or whatever that day, and Sunday I will be sleeping due to the fact that on Friday I will have a 1-hour English final, a 2-hour Algebra final, and a 5-hour rehearsal/run through/potluck/White Elephant thingie for Dance). So, come some time around then, expect a weird Mulan Parody under my other profile! (www.fanfiction.net/u/721423/)


Hey! Sup! As you already know, I’m A Cute But Psycho Bunny. Obviously, I LOVE Happy Bunny. My Bunny Men call me Psycho Bunny, or PB, and you can too.

Flamers are ALWAYS welcome for any of my stories. I greatly appreciate constructive criticism, but I find flames hilarious. I honestly don’t give a damn about them, and will crack up insanely over any that I get. Also, I use them as an excuse to make s’mores! But, if you do flame me, it’s not like I’m going to come after you with my army of insulting bunnies. I’m just saying, don’t be a wimp and be anonymous. I will respect any flamer that actually signs their flame. And all my precious bunnies will stay away from you. All I will say to any flamers is: you can kiss my happy bunny ass!

If you read author’s notes, you’re going to constantly find some of my Bunny Men. They are the 7 guys that live in and out of my happy bunny head, and nearly all of them suffer from one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Allow me to introduce them to you:
Bob – my right-hand bunny man, known simply as Bob. He is the only one of my little friends that doesn’t suffer from a Deadly Sin. Rather, he’s just crazy. He’s also the most often mentioned in my A/Ns, and supplies most of the crazy stuff. I use his name in swears the most (Oh my Bob, Swear to Bob, Bobdamnit – except for For the Love of Bob, Billy, Joe, Jack, Steve, Mike, and Carl!).
Billy – my hungry bunny man, also known as Goat Boy, or GB for short. He suffers from Gluttony, and always focuses on food. So if you ever run into him, have a sandwich or something with you and he’ll be the nicest person you’ve ever met. Also, bring a shield or something, he sprays when he talks. He has extremely fast metabolism, and works out when he doesn’t eat, so he’s actually pretty fit (crazy, isn’t it?) He’s the one that reminds me to update, seeing as that’s the only time I let him raid the fridge like there’s no tomorrow.
Joe – my greedy bunny man, also known as Link, short for Lincoln. Poor thing suffers from Greed, and always wants something else. He’s most likely to try to steal something from me…BACK AWAY FROM THE WRISTBANDS, LINK! Why do I call him Lincoln/Link? Read the following. He’ll do nearly anything for money, so if there’s anything you need done, keep a fiver handy and he’ll do it for you. He listens to you reviewers the most, and lets me know about constructive criticism/flames/ideas/whatever you people decide to write.
Jack – my jealous bunny man, also known as Captain Sparrow or Sparrow (think of Pirates of the Caribbean ). Poor thing suffers from Envy. Often pops up whining about something or other…he and Joe constantly plot together against me. The guy whines too much, he always wants to be someone else’s Bunny Man. Don’t give him what he wants, he wants too much. He’s also sort of the depressed one of the bunch. He does, however, come up with a lot of ideas for new stories.
Steve – my egotistical bunny man, also known as Narcissus, or Narc. Yup. He suffers from Pride. He thinks he’s the best thing that ever happened to the world, and is under the delusion that he’s my right-hand bunny man. He’s actually my left-hand bunny man. He keeps all my stories organized, and is my personal critic. I typically have a lot of potential stories in my head, but they don’t get published until Steve helps me fill out the details more.
Mike – my angry bunny man, also known as the Bunny Miz or BMiz (hehe…no offense at all to the real Miz). He suffers from Wrath. If you ever see any ranting from a flame, that’s all Mike, not me. He always listens to me when I rant, then reminds me to work on my stories. Don’t insult him, he’s most likely to beat you up. Or you can insult him from afar and watch him get pissed while my bunnies hold him back. Take your pick; I prefer the latter.
Carl – my lazy bunny man, also known as Jr. (think of a fast-food place…haha! Get it?). He suffers from Sloth. The guy is too lazy to do anything except eat, sleep, and breathe. If I haven’t updated in a while, it’s either because I’m busy or because of Carl. It takes ten of my bunnies just to drag him over to my computer, and then he falls asleep. He rarely gives any input on anything, seeing as most of the time he needs to focus on breathing. He makes a great scapegoat, and is very useful for mindless ramblings, though, so talk to him when you want to flame. He’ll listen to you…sort of.

Okee, if any of you have read FotB (or any of the crazy reviews I send you people), you’ll notice there’s a girl named Giliath. She is one ofThe Twins, and I’ll probably end up imagining even more Bunny Girls in 13-D, due to the fact that my Bunny Men cannot stand even the tiniest bit of sap. It’s like, their kryptonite or something. And no, my Bunny Girls don’t suffer from one of the Seven Deadly Sins, although they do have one main trait. They also have – gasp – last names! They all mean something or other in some other language. One day, I might make a Mary-Sue fic with them in it.

Priscilla Bellanotte –Also known as Priss for short.Her shortened name is LPB, due to the fact that she has the same initials as me in reviews/ANs. She is a smartass, and very sarcastic. In FotB, she’s Elrond’s daughter, and Arwen’s little sister, and Trisha’s older twin sister. Her Elvish name is Giliath (credit goest to sweet-haret179), Lia for short.

Trisha Lee Chaton –Trish for short. If you drop one of the e’s in Lee, her name means Trisha the Kitten in French. Her shortened name is TLC. She’s also a ditz. In FotB, she’s the younger sister of Arwen, and the younger twin sister of Giliath. Her Elvish name is Pelladiel, Pella for short. Where did I come up with a name like that? Go to http:www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.php.

Just in case you’re wondering, the 13th Dimension is 13-D for short, also known as B-D. Get it? Good. Anyway, B-D is short for – you guessed it – Bunny Dimension, aKa my real live imaginary dimension where all my Bunny Men, Bunny Girls, and bunnies live. Also in case you’re wondering…my Bunny Men and my bunnies are not the same thing. My Bunny Men are BBJJSMC, while my bunnies are like the little insulting bunnies on It’s Happy Bunny merchandise. If you don’t review my stories, I will send my bunnies after you! Hehe, just kidding.

Another thing about me: whenever I come across a fic that catches even the tiniest bit of my interest, then I automatically the author on Author Alert, and once you're there, you don't leave. I currently have about 75 people on my Author Alert, so I try to stay a faithful reviewer to everyone that's on there.

So, that’s about it! Go read my stories! Go review them! Just go!

Hehe, just kidding. You know I love you. NOT LIKE THAT

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1. A Second Chance » reviews
“I can’t believe she’s back. I can’t believe she remembers us. I can’t believe I’m getting a second chance…” Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 10-23-04
2. The Fellowship of the Bling » reviews
The FotR, SPOOFED! Complete craziness. Cameos galore. And an OC to keep things interesting. Rated for swearing. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 11-7-04 - Complete
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