ProfessorDoctorToThe3rdPower

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since	: 09-27-04, id: 678656, Profile Updated: 01-28-12
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Author has written 23 stories for Marching Band, Simpsons, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Saiyuki, Dresden Files, Star Trek: 2009, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and RENT.

"One day we're going to look back on this, laugh awkwardly and change the subject."

"All along the watch tower, princes keep the view. While the women came and went, barefoot sevants too."

I am Professor Doctor because of this quote:
"What? If I were a teacher, damn it, I would be called Professor, no matter where I was teaching. And even if I got my doctorate, damn it, they would call me Professor Doctor."(Me)
I am Professor-Doctor³ because my many rp character always manage to be Professor or Doctors. (Actually, one of the only ones who isn't is actually Zaphod Beeblebrox. Who'dve thunk it.)

Professor-Doctor³ has an arch nemesis, "Fuhrer Cleric to the 10th power", and is commonly assisted by "Teacher Nurse to the 8th power guy" and "Idiot Savant to the 10th power"!

An Incredibly Boring Introduction By Me:
Hi! I'm Ariana. Though I answer to almost anything.

Just so you can get an idea of who I am: I'm a female human and around 5'7''. I have short blonde hair and brown eyes.

I am a college student majoring in History. One day I'm either going to teach or be a lawyer.

As the Hitchhiker's Guide says, I'm mostly harmless...

Current Favorite fandoms:
-Harry Potter
-The Dresden Files
-The Simpsons
-Sweeney Todd
-Star Trek
-Rent
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Contact Information/Other Amazing things I do:
My DeviantArt

My Fictionpress

My Facebook

Random quotes:

"You're not a hot gay nerd! You're just a hot gay opportunist!" - Jack McFarland, Will &Grace

"Chocolate-covered SHUT UP, or I'm calling the chocolate-covered cops!"-Billy/Matt

"But...I'm le tired!"-End of Ze World

"But...I'm le fat!" -The Harvardians (long story really)

STORIES:

Coming Soon/In Progress Stories:

The Prestige:
Dresden Files. Slightly AU-post changes. Implied Dresden/Murphy. "Each magic trick consists of three parts...". (IN PROGRESS)

The Other Wizard Named Harry:
Harry Potter/Dresden Files Crossover. When coming back through the NeverNever Harry Dresden and company get stranded at Hogwarts. Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind team up to wreak havok on the wizarding world. The two Harrys must join forces to stop them. More of Harry Dresden's friends are arriving every day. Has the whole world gone insane? (IN PROGRESS)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows:
Gellert and Albus have some crazy misadventures while they are searching for the Deathly Hallows. (IN PROGRESS)

Completed Stories:

Christmas Bells:
It isn't the wedding that Lisa Simpson expected.

Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good is Dumb:
Potterverse oneshot. Lucius is planning something. James wants to know what. Snape won't help. Quote challenge.

Sparkly Vampires?:
Thomas gets bored and decides to go to a Twilight convention. Harry is going to kill him for this...

Apple Stacking:
Albus Dumbledore has weird, eccentric habits. Gellert Grindelwald is frustrated.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps:
Why do funerals bring out the worst in everyone? Roger has plently time to think about it after Mimi's funeral. Only Mark is there for Roger. Sort of Roger/Mark. Songfic to While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

Going Slightly Mad:
Germany is annoyed and ranting crazily at France about how much life sucks. Meh.

In the Good Old Summer Time:
Quote challenge. Albus and Gellert discuss taking over the world for the greater good...

Its Only a Little Theft:
Something possesses Gellert Grindelwald to steal Hitler's car and Albus is along for the ride.

Its Still Good:
In which Albus is a cheapskate, Gellert is confused and damn it the ham is still good.

He Plays the Violin:
Rather ridiculous drabble about Nero playing the fiddle. I'm so very sorry. Honestly.

Innuendo:
Oneshot. Dresden Files. Harry overhears a strange conversation.

Pinch Hitler: (Versions 1 and 2)
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald seems to think it's a good idea to pinch Hitler. Written for a friend, due to a misreading. Now two versions are up.

Sanzo:
Oneshot. I am chasing my cat through the Saiyuki universe. Challenge fic.

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist:
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald's very Avenue Q defense, when he is on trial. Very short, and humorous if you know Avenue Q.

Loving the Demon:
Oneshot. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney/OC. The start of a relationship that ultimately leads to the death of an OC who knows too much. Challenge fic.

When They Come:
Oneshot Simpsons fic about Ned Flanders and his panic room.

Band According To Me:
Multi-chaptered fic about band/marching band through the eyes of a flautist. Songfics, poems, and memories. If you were in band, you'll relate.

It Could Have Been Me:
Harry Potter. Songfic. Severus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and James Potter's wedding.

When You Were Young:
Phantom of the Opera. Songfic about Christine choosing Raoul over Erik. Christine/Raol and implied Christine/Erik.

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1. The Prestige reviews
Each magic trick is made up of three parts... Slightly AU post-Changes. Implied Dresden/Murphy.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-12 - H. Dresden & K. Murphy

2. Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows » reviews
A Funny Thing... Albus and Gellert's crazy misadventures while searching for the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-26-11 - Published: 10-12-09 - Albus D. & Gellert G.

3. Christmas Bells reviews
It certainly wasn't the wedding Lisa expected. And no, don't go by the characters. Its not exactly Lisa/Milhouse. You'll see.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-11 - Lisa S. & Milhouse - Complete

4. Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good is Dumb reviews
Lucius is planning something. James wants to know what it is. Snape won't help. This won't end well. Quote challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-10 - James P. & Severus S. - Complete

5. Sparkly Vampires reviews
Thomas is bored and decides to go to a Twilight convention. Harry is going to kill him... Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-1-10 - Complete

6. The Other Wizard Named Harry » reviews
Harry Dresden and company are coming back thru the NeverNever and find themselves stranded at Hogwarts. An unlikely alliance between Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind have both Harrys teaming up to save the world. Full summary inside. Rated for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-1-10 - Published: 3-27-09

7. Apple Stacking reviews
Drabble about Albus's eccentric nature... Gellert is frustrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-10 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete

8. While My Guitar Gently Weeps reviews
Songfic. Roger is thinking about some things at Mimi's funeral. Very vague Roger/Mark if you tilt your head and squint.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete

9. Going Slighly Mad reviews
Crackfic request. Germany ranting at France about how much life sucks. France started it, I swear. No pairings. Not that great, but a request...see inside for details, I suppose. Rating for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Germany & France - Complete

10. Its Still Good reviews
In which Albus is a cheapskate, Gellert is confused, and the damn pig is STILL GOOD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-10 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete

11. Its Only a Little Theft reviews
Gellert gets the bright idea to steal Hitler's car... Pure silliness. One of Gellert and Albus's magical adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-30-10 - Gellert G. & Albus D. - Complete

12. In The Good Old Summer Time reviews
Albus and Gellert, the summer they were together. Pointlessly talking about taking over the world. Quote challenge. Sort of cute at the end. Albus/Gellert, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-10 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete

13. Pinch Hitler v2 reviews
What has Gellert gotten Albus into this time? Certainly not pinching the fuhrer. Oh lord. Noncannon. Crack fic. More detailed version of original.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-10 - Gellert G. & Albus D. - Complete

14. He Plays the Violin reviews
Drabble. Just over 100 words. Based on the fact that Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned? Sort of crap, but it amused me in its own way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-10 - Nero - Complete

15. Inuendo reviews
Harry comes home and overhears something...odd. Thomas, Molly and Harry. No pairings. Rated T because I used the "f word".
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-09 - Complete

16. Sanzo
Cat Sanzo, meet priest Sanzo. Challenge fic.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Published: 10-6-09 - G. Sanzo - Complete

17. Pinch Hitler reviews
A drabble about Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore, and the Fuhrer himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-5-09 - Gellert G. & Albus D. - Complete

18. Everyone's a Little Bit Racist reviews
What Grindelwald would have said while on trial. Avenue Q style. Amusing. Very short. Oneshot. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-09 - Gellert G. & Albus D. - Complete

19. Loving the demon reviews
Sweeney/OC. Oneshot fic about Sweeney's relationship with an OC who works for Mrs. Lovett. Hard to explain. Better summary inside.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-08 - Complete

20. When You Were Young reviews
Songfic, movie based. Its about Christine, Erik and Raoul. Implied EC, blatant CR. Read and review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-07 - Christine - Complete

21. It Could Have Been Me reviews
Severus Snapes thoughts on Lily and James getting married.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-07 - Severus S. - Complete

22. Band according to me » reviews
Band according to me, even though some other people have done this. RR for me, please. I think it's pretty good... Finished.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 6-3-05 - Complete

23. When They Come reviews
Ned Flanders has a panic room. Homer pulls a prank on him, Flanders goes a little loopy... oneshot better summary inside
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-05 - Complete

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