EXTRA, EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT: I know, I know. Just when you were beginning to lose all hope and think, "Well, Professor is obviously never going to finish this damn fic, since she hasn't updated in forever" an update comes along! Now go read it and be happy! :D

Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station!

I am the author formerly known as Falaba Todd. I am now Professor Doctor because of this quote:
"What? If I were a teacher, damn it, I would be called Professor, no matter where I was teaching. And even if I got my doctorate, damn it, they would call me Professor Doctor."(Me)
Yes, I am one day going to be a Professor. Its a scary thing, I know. But fear not, I will not be going into the dangerous world of science. I will instead be going into history.

An Incredibly Boring Introduction By Me:
Hi! I'm Ariana. You can call me Ari. Because of that, I always want to run after my RP group's Albus, shrieking "Big brother!" (To which in proper Yu-gi Oh Abbridged Style, he should reply "Apply the handbrake, you dumb broad!"or "Shut up, Mokuba." Depending on if he's Kaiba Dumbledore or Joey Dumbledore. Nvm. Its weird.)
I'm 20 years old. Woo?
Just so you can get an idea of who I am: 5'7'', short brownish hair, brown eyes...I is a student! College sucks because it keeps me from being online 24/7. There isn't a lot of interesting stuff to say about me. I'm obsessed with musicals (especially Rent, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Wicked and Sweeney Todd and Avenue Q)

I love to read, to write and to watch movies and tv, which is why I am the demonspawn fanfiction writer that I am today. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I love The Prestige especially, and I think more people need to write fanfics of it! I love The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama and even American Dad sometimes.

I loooove books. Anne Rice is one of my favorite authors of all time, even if her books are really wordy. I love almost anything to do with vampires, except for Twilight (don't get me started). I am also addicted to The Dresden Files, which is about the most amazing series that I've ever read.

Yes, dears...I am a literate author, despite my profile being incredibly random.

Favorite fandoms:
-Harry Potter
-The Dresden Files
-The Simpsons
-Sweeney Todd

I will write challenges In fact, I love challenges and I would love you forever if you wrote me one.
~I will do requests~

Contact Information/Other Amazing things I do:
My DeviantArt

My Fictionpress

My Myspace

My Facebook

Random quotes:

"You're not a hot gay nerd! You're just a hot gay opportunist!" - Jack McFarland, Will &Grace

"Chocolate-covered SHUT UP, or I'm calling the chocolate-covered cops!"-Billy/Matt

"But...I'm le tired!"-End of Ze World

STORIES:

Coming Soon/In Progress Stories:

Dear Whomever:
A series of strange wizarding correspondences that I based on a sort of chain letter. (IN PROGRESS)

The Other Wizard Named Harry:
Harry Potter/Dresden Files Crossover. When coming back through the NeverNever Harry Dresden and company get stranded at Hogwarts. Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind team up to wreak havok on the wizarding world. The two Harrys must join forces to stop them. More of Harry Dresden's friends are arriving every day. Has the whole world gone insane? (IN PROGRESS)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows:
Gellert and Albus have some crazy misadventures while they are searching for the Deathly Hallows. (IN PROGRESS)

If Only, If Only:
A girl named Magdalena Llewellyn has been sent to Hogwarts by Voldemort. Her mission? Spy on Severus Snape. Magdalena has accepted this mission because she doesn't want to die. Unfortunately, this mission really isn't working out all that well for her. Day one and already discovered by Dumbledore? Could it get any worse? Of course it could, doesn't it always? Severus Snape/OC (IN PROGRESS)

While My Guitar Gently Weeps:
Why do funerals bring out the worst in everyone? Roger has plently time to think about it after Mimi's funeral. Only Mark is there for Roger. Possible mild R/M slash. Songfic to While My Guitar Gently Weeps. (COMING SOON)

Completed Stories:

Sanzo:
Oneshot. I am chasing my cat through the Saiyuki universe. Challenge fic.

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist:
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald's very Avenue Q defense, when he is on trial. Very short, and humorous if you know Avenue Q.

Loving the Demon:
Oneshot. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney/OC. The start of a relationship that ultimately leads to the death of an OC who knows too much. Challenge fic.

When They Come:
Oneshot Simpsons fic about Ned Flanders and his panic room.

Band According To Me:
Multi-chaptered fic about band/marching band through the eyes of a flautist. Songfics, poems, and memories. If you were in band, you'll relate.

It Could Have Been Me:
Harry Potter. Songfic. Severus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and James Potter's wedding.

When You Were Young:
Phantom of the Opera. Songfic about Christine choosing Raoul over Erik. Christine/Raol and implied Christine/Erik.