Well hello here’s some stuff about me:
From: that little orange plant way past Pluto
Name: none of your business, you nosy no brain
Age: 167,746577 years old
Weight: let’s put it this way if I sat on something I’d squish it, but that doesn’t mean I’m over weight I never said the size of the thing or what it’s made of, now did I?
What I look like: you never know for you’ll never see me
oh and by the way, you, yeah you the predator reading this. I have something to tell you. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! my evil laugh joking, thought I was serious, oh that’s too good. By the way that’s a very nice green t-shirt. I also have a killer dog, too. See you soon.
I'm beyond help (I'm weird)
I like to hunt and fish, I live in the woods
I like Country music, and rock and christain and some pop
and I haven't forgotten about your all stories just busy
Quotes:
Four Brother
Jack, Jeremiah, Bobby and Angel are talking to a lawyer about their inheritance
Jack: How much do we get?
Bobby smacks him in the back of the head
Jack: meeting Jeremiah's daughters Hey, you must be Daniela!
Bobby: petting Amelia's costumed dog and you must be Amelia! I like your dress...
Amelia Mercer: I'm Amelia!
Bobby: I know. You probably don't remember us, but I'm your Uncle Bobby, and this is Cracker Jack.
Jack: Man, don't teach them that.
Daniela Mercer: You can't be our uncles. You're white.
Amelia Mercer: Grandma Eva's white!
Bobby: That's right. You see, we're a different kind of uncle. Your grandma, she adopted me and your uncle Jack just like she adopted your daddy.
Jack: chasing a kid down a hallway in a school Hey, kid! No running in the halls!
Bobby: He's your brother? Well, shit, these are my brothers.
Keenon: looks around No, no: he's my real brother
Bobby: Yeah, these are my real brothers. I'm Bobby, that's Angel, Jack and Jeremiah.
Bobby: as Jeremiah exits the car Want to take Cracker Jack with you?... He's flexible.
Jack: Bobby, you're the one who took ballet.
last lines
Evelyn Mercer: Always so good to have you back home, son. You gonna stick around a little while this time?
Bobby: I'm thinkin' about it, Ma. I'm thinkin' about it.
Evelyn Mercer: chuckling Oh, Bobby.
Bobby: to Damian as Damian is climbing out the window using a rope I just wanted to talk!
Jack: pointing to the killer There he is.
Bobby: Where?
Jack: pointing Right there! The guy with the goatee!
Bobby: pulling Jack's hand down I see him Jack. Put your hand down!
Bobby: Get him, Jackie-O!
Jack: shoots at the car twice and misses
Bobby: You go, girl!
Bobby: after crashing into a parked car while chasing the killers Aw! Wrecked the whole side of my car!
Jack: You gonna get these guys before you kill us?
Bobby: Sit back and put your seatbelt on, Jack.
Bobby: Jack, you got your seatbelt on? Watch this. Hold on.
crashes into the killers' car
Jack: leaving, after threatening to set a group of teens on fire Thank you very much, I hope you all have a lovely evening!
Jack: I never bothered to find my real parents, because Evelyn was enough.
Angel: about Damien Think he dead?
Bobby: No, he ain't dead. He's just up. Let's go talk to him now.
Fantastic 4
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Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.
Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!
his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again
Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! What?
Reed Richards: ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA. - Fantastic 4
Susan Storm: to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them Don't even think about it!
Johnny Storm: Never do.
he jumps off the Baxter Building - Fantastic 4
Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question? -Fantastic 4
Johnny Storm: to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing Where are your ears? -Fantastic 4
Johnny Storm: after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche You think that's funny, Pebbles? - Fantastic 4
Supernatural
Dean : House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Sam To Dean When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean : You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you're going to have to face up to who you really are.
Sam : Who is that?
Dean : One of us.
Dean To Wendigo Chow time, you freaky b. Yeah, that's right, bring it on baby. I taste good.
Hailey : You're Rangers?
Dean : That's right.
Hailey : And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean : Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Dean To Sam No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg, man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to the beligerent one, remember?
Sam To Dean I gotta find Jessica's killer. It's the only thing I can think about.
Dead In The Water
Dean To Sam Oh , we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?
Andrea To Dean Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
Will : All these workouts Soph—I don’t know. Guys don’t like buff girls.
Sophie : Yeah well, girls don’t like guys who still live at home.
Dean : I just don’t want to leave town till I know the kid’s okay.
Sam : Who are you, and what have you done with my brother?
Andrea To Dean You saved my son. I can’t ask for more than that. Dad loved me. He loved Lucas. No matter what he did, I just have to hold on to that.
Lucas : Zeppelin rules!
Phantom Traveler
Sam : Are you ok?
Dean : No, not really.
Sam : Why? What's wrong?
Dean : I kind of have this problem with... (moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam : Flying?
Dean : It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam : You're joking right?
Dean : Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!
Bloody Mary
Dean : So what did you dream about?
Sam : Lollipops and candy canes.
Dean : Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Dean : This is about Jessica, isn’t it? You think that’s your dirty little secret that you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean, the nightmares and calling her name out in the middle of the night - it’s gonna kill you. Now listen to me - it wasn’t your fault. If you wanna blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Or hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I mean I’m the one that dragged you away from her in the first place.
Sam : Look…you’re my brother and I’d die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself.
Skin
Dean : First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.
Dean To Sam Like it or not, we're not like other people.
Sam : Even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.
Dean : Well, that's cause you're a freak.
Sam : I tell them I'm on a road trip with my big brother. I tell them I need some time off after Jess.
Dean : So you lie to them?
Sam : No, I just don't tell them everything.
Dean : Yeah, that's called lying.
Dean : Remember when I said this wasn't our kind of problem?
Sam : Yeah
Dean : Definitely our kind of problem.
Shapeshifter as Dean To Sam See, deep down, I'm just jealous. You got friends, you could have a life. Me? I know I'm a freak and sooner or later everyone's going to leave me.
Hook Man
Taylor : Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Lori : There’s nothing you wouldn’t do.
Dean : Your, uh, half-caf, double vanilla latte is gettin’ cold over here, Francis.
Dean : Saved your ! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am Matlock.
Sam : But how?
Dean : I told him you were a dumbA pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam : What about the shotgun?
Dean : I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam : And he believed you?
Dean : Well, you look like a dumbA pledge.
Bugs
Dean : Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam : You watch Oprah?
Sam : The question is why bugs? And why now?
Dean : That's two questions.
Dean To Sam You're kinda like the blond chick in The Munsters
Sam : So, how do we break the curse?
Dean : You dont break a curse. You get out of it's way.
Home
Missouri : People dont come here for the truth, they come here for good news.
Dean To Sam Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting evil stuff?
Dean : First you tell me you've got The Shining and then you tell me I've got to go back home, especially when...
Sam : When what?
Dean : When I swore to myself I would never go back there.
Dean On phone to John Dad? I know I've left you messages before. I dont even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I dont know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not but ... I dont know what to do. So, whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please. I need your help Dad.
Sam : Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening at once. It just feels like something's starting.
Mary To Poltergeist You get out of my house and let go of my son.
Asylum
Dean To Sam See that attitude there ... that's why I always get the extra cookie.
Dean : The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho killer.
Dean : You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?
Sam : No.
Dean : Good, 'cause that would be awkward.
Dean About John I love the guy but I swear he writes like #@' Yoda.
Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam : It's kind of our job.
Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.
Scarecrow
Sam : I don’t understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it’s like you don’t even question him.
Dean : Yeah, it’s called being a good son!
Dean To Scarecrow Dude, you fugly!
Meg : Here’s to us. The food might be bad, and the beds might be hard. But at least we’re living our own lives. And nobody else’s.
Dean : You’ve always known what you want. And you go after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. #, I wish I—anyway….I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.
Sam : I don’t even know what to say.
Dean : Say you’ll take care of yourself.
Sam : I will.
Sam : I still wanna find Dad. And you’re still a pain in the #. But, Jess and Mom - they’re both gone. Dad is #@ knows where. You and me. We’re all that’s left. So, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna do it together.
Dean : Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
Faith
Dean : Have you ever watched daytime TV... It's horrible! Ooh, that teddy bear softner, I'm gonna hunt that little down!
Dean : Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll haunt your #.
Dean : Well, I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.
Sam : You know, this whole I-laugh-in-the-face-of-death thing? It’s crap. I can see right through it.
Dean : Why? Why me? Out of all the sick people, why save me?
Roy : Well, like I said before, the Lord guides me. I looked into your heart, and you just stood out from all the rest.
Dean : What did you see in my heart?
Roy : A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it isn’t finished.
Dean : Hey. Uh, you know, I’m not much of the prayin’ type. But I’m gonna pray for you.
Layla : Well. There’s a miracle right there.
Route 666
Sam : My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric cultural norms.
Dean : So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Sam : Yeah, occasionally I miss boring.
Dean : Alright, so this killer truck...
Sam : I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck".
Nightmare
Dean : If you’re gonna hurl, I’ll pull the car over, you know, ‘cause the upholstery...
Dean : Our family’s not cursed. We just had our dark spots.
Sam : Our dark spots are pretty dark.
Max : All these people kept coming with, like, casseroles. I finally had to tell them all to go away. You know, ‘cause nothing says "I’m sorry" like a tuna casserole.
Sam : Well, I’ll tell you one thing - we’re lucky we had Dad.
Dean : I never thought I’d hear you say that.
Dean : As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.
Sam : Where?
Dean : Vegas. What? Come on, man. Craps table. We’d clean up.
The Benders
Dean : Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.
Dean : Look, here’s the thing. When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire. And ever since then, I’ve felt responsible for him. Like it’s my job to keep him safe. I’m just afraid if we don’t find him fast. Please. He’s my family.
Dean : Never do that again.
Sam : Do what?
Dean : Go missin’ like that.
Sam : You were worried about me.
Dean : All I’m sayin’ is, you vanish like that again, I’m not lookin’ for ya.
Sam : Sure, you won’t.
Sam : There's gotta be something that you want for yourself.
Dean : Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this is over, Sam.
Sam : Dude, what's your problem?
Dean : Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? Why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?
Sam : Cause Dad was in trouble. Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.
Dean : Yes that. But it's more than that, man. You and me and Dad. I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again.
Sam : Dean, we are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.
Dean : Could be.
Sam : Well, I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this life forever. Dean, when this is over, you're going to have to let me go my own way.
Hell House
Sam : Of all the things we've hunted, how many exist just because people believed in them?
Dean : I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Sam : I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.
Dean : Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them in the persqueeter.
Dean: I hate rats.
Sam : You rather it was a ghost?
Dean : Yes.
Something Wicked
Dean : Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s something in Fitchburg worth killing.
Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?
Dean : Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.
Sam : No it doesn’t.
Dean : Yeah, it totally does.
John : Alright, if something tries to bust in...
Young Dean : Shoot first, ask questions later.
John : That’s my man.
Dean : Yeah, well. First of all, I’m not going to open fire in a ’ pediatrics ward.
Sam : Good call.
Dean : Second, it wouldn’t have done any good cause the #@’s bulletproof unless he’s chowing down on something. And third, I wasn’t packing. Which is probably a really good thing cause I probably would have just burned a clip in him off of the principal alone.
Dean : I’d give anything not to tell you this, but sometimes nightmares are real.
Dead Man's Blood
Sam : Hey, there’s salt over here. Right inside the door.
Dean : You mean like protection-against-demon salt, or, uh, ‘oops, I spilled the popcorn’ salt?
John : Hey, and Dean, why don’t you touch up your car before you get rust? I wouldn’t have given you the damn thing if I thought you were gonna ruin it.
John : It scares the @ out of me. You two are all I’ve got. But I guess we are stronger as a family. So... we go after this da@@ thing... together.
Dean : Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s something in Fitchburg worth killing.
Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?
Dean : Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.
Sam : No it doesn’t.
Dean : Yeah, it totally does.
Dean : What's dead should stay dead!
Dean : Well, we know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.
Sam To Dean Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Bobby: Don't try and con a con man.
Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean. Planting a tree as a grave-marker.
Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Sam: Yeah, I know.
American Outlaws
Cole: Let's Ride!
Bob: Now I would sound just stupid sayin' that.
Cole: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
Frank: I think she had more than a mustache!
Cole: Well, she was European.
Loni Packwood: This is the last straw. I came back from the war and my house was burned down, my cows were dead. My wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a #, he took my dog.
Head Teller: Why sir, this bill is counterfeit!
Jesse James: No, I don't think so. And I'll have to see the rest of your money to compare.
Frank: Its a scientific method, I hear it all the rage!.
During the gang's 1st robbery without Jesse James
Man: But the Younger gang rides with Jesse James.
Bob: Hey, You wanna die?
Man: No.
Jesse James: You got a plan.
Bob: My plan of lying here pis@# myself is working mighty fine, thank you very much.
Ma James: The Lord says we can bury outback in the orchard. No one will ever find him.
Jesse James: Somebody sure is in a vengeful mood today.
Frank: Why don't we let 'em go for today, Ma? Well bury 'em outback next time.
Ma James: sad Aww... All right.
Cole: Ma'am can ya turn around and cover your face with your hands please.
Woman: Why?
Cole: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.
Woman turns
Cole: Thanks.
Cole: Why are we called the James-Younger gang? I think it should be the Younger-James gang, seeing as we got three Younger brothers and only two James.
Jim: I kinda like the sound of the James-Younger gang.
Cole: Jim, stay out of this.
Bob: Oh, Jimmy's got a point, Cole. The Younger-James gang is confusing.
Cole: How's that, Bob?
Bob: If we run into a bank and yell, "We're the Younger-James gang!" People will start thinkin', "The Younger-James gang? Is there an Older-James gang? How come I've never heard of the Old-James gang?" And they'll be too busy figurein' that out instead of raisin' their arms.
Cole: Do we even have the same mama? Do we? I got an idea, if shoot Bob and Jim I won't have anymore arguments.
Jesse James: Hey Doc, I was wonderin' if I could come by later.
Doc Mimms: Of course, you know you're always welcome here Jesse.
Jesse James: Yeah, I know, but I meant if I could come and take Zee out. No where far, ya know around here but,
clears throat
Jesse James: OUT.
Doc Mimms: That's fine with me.
Frankwith a grin Oh, don't you worry, I make sure these two are properly chaperoned!
Doc Mimms: Why that thought hadn't even crossed my mind, thank you Frank.
Frank: That Zerelda turn into one hell of a women eh?
Jesse James: Oh yea.
Frank: "Big and Older"?
Jesse James: You can shut up now, Frank.
Frank: You are a charmer.
Jesse James: I swear to @ I will shoot you in your sleep.
Frank: Next time try "Fat and Haggard"!
Frank: From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, they sparkle still the right promethean fire. They are the books, the arts, the acedemes that show, contain and nourish all the world.
Cole: I have no clue what you just said, but it sure sounded nice.
Frank: That's Shakespeare, now he's European.
Cole: Where you been buddy?
Jesse James: What's going on?
Cole: Well, nothin' really.
Frank: ...I just need a distraction.
Jesse James: A distraction?
starts to smirk
Jesse James: Well why the hell didn't you just say so?
smiles and then runs
Bob: ...He's smilin'!
Cole: That's never a good thing.
Jesse James: Let's go home, back to our farms.
Cole: Platin' corn, harvesting corn... and eatin' corn.
Bob: The corn gonna shoot at me?
Cole: Nope
Bob: Then I love it.
Cole: You tell anyone I said this... and I'll have to kill you cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you... are one terrifying son of a & with them guns.
Zee Mimms: Tennessee?
Jesse James: I'll explain on the way.
Zee Mimms: When were you planin' on telling me?
Jesse James: I just did!
Zee Mimms: Only cause I asked!
Jesse James: Damn, am I ever gonna win with you?
Zee Mimms: Don't change the subject!
Zee Mimms: I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you!
Jesse James: Well you are a hell of a woman...
Zee Mimms: Don't swear!
Cole: WHOO! damn, boy! When we get back to Missouri, I'ma' tell all them little gals 'bout how little Jesse James charged the entire Union army by hisself!
General: Hey Cole, he keeps that up and it's liable to outrank you soon!
Cole: Well I'll still be better lookin', won't I?
Frankafter she blows up the front of the train that's carrying Jesse Nice shot.
Zee Mimms: Thank you. Now go get my husband.
Jesse James: If I could get you today, then you damn sure know that I can get you anytime I want now that I'm free. You sleep on that for the next twenty years.
Zee Mimms: There are a few things that have to wait until after we're married.
Jesse James: Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church?
Batman Begins-08
from trailer
The Jokerafter Rachel knees him in the groin Ooh, a little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
from trailer
Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.
Gone in 60 Seconds
Kip: I gotta get my tool
Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a dang brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!
Memphis: For the next 24 hours all your decision making privliges have been revoked!
Kip: Why are people shooting at us?
Memphis: 'Cause I blew up their car!
Batman Begins
"Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." - Alfred
"I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you." - Batman
"Does it come in black?"- Bruce Wayne
Fast and the Furious
Roman: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.
National Treasure
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.Riley Poole: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.
Riley Poole: Our evil plan is working.
Batman and Robin
Robin: She knows who we are, guess we'll have to kill her.
Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.
Justice Leauge
Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the super villain.
The Flash: That's it. I officially want to go home.
Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight; let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
Batman: Don't worry I'm used to late hours.
Batman: Who are you working for?
Kasnian Agentsubtitled You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you
anything if you could.
Batmansubtitled I can... and you will.
Perfume Saleswomanshowing Wonder Woman perfume Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.
Wonder Woman: I don't need a stick.
The Flash: Say no more.
Batman: I wasn't intending to.
Batmanwhile falling through the air after having to abandon his plane I could use a little air
support seeing as I can't fly... at all.
continues to fall
Batman: Now would be a good time.
Batmanregarding Thanagarian plans Ingenious.
Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed.
removes glasses
Superman: Let's go wreck it.
Batman: You think you know everything about me, don't you?
Alfred Pennyworth: I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, sir!
Batman and Superman
Superman: Thanks. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.
Batman: I'm aware of that.
Shooter
Sarah Fenn: What are you going to do?
Bob Lee Swagger: Exercise my right to bear arms.
Spiderman 3
Aunt May: A man needs to put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?
Touching Evil
David Creegan: I was clinically insane for a while there, but I'm alright now, near enough. Hey, can I have your goldfish?
Susan Branca: What do you mean "near enough"?
David Creegan: I lost a big chunk of my brain, the doctors say, "Hey, weird." These aren't goldfish, they're whales.
Captain Hank Enrighthands Creegan a file Here, read this.
Creeganhe stares into a lamp Ah, I can't, I've got this light in my eyes.
Batman Beyond
to Bruce
Terry McGinnis: I guess you're the expert on troubled kids. You collect them.
Bruce Wayne: Welcome to my world
Mr. Fixx: You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.
Batman: I am Batman.
talking about a villain HQ
Terry McGinnis: It's a toxic waste dump.
Bruce Wayne: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?
Terry McGinnis: Call it a high school?
Terry McGinnis: 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.
Bruce Wayne: Terry, I've been thinking about something you once told me, and you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile, it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different.
Kingdom of Heaven
Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better.
Stargate Atlanatis
Dr. Rodney McKay: Look, the first siege of Atlantis lasted for years. I mean, with only one functioning Zed P.M, we can't expect to hold on that long.
Col. Steven Caldwell: Can we submerge the city again?
Dr. Rodney McKaysighs It's a city, not a yo-yo.
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?
Maj. John Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.
after two white mice are burnt to black crisps
Maj. John Sheppard: I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.
CIS: Miami
Calleigh Duquesne: That smells good.
Eric Delko: What, cafe Cubano? Put some hair on your chest.
Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
Calleigh Duquesnewalks into gun vault, smiles and sighs I love my job.
Eric Delko: What's your plan "B"?
Calleigh Duquesne: Gun Vault.
enters gun vault, smiles, and sighs
Calleigh Duquesne: Be still my heart.
defending a woman from a suspect
Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
Ocean 11, 12, 13
Virgil Malloy: Are you a man?
Turk Malloy: Yes, nineteen.
Virgil Malloy: Are you alive?
Turk Malloy: Yes, eighteen.
Virgil Malloy: Evel Knievel.
Turk Malloy: ...shit. -dose anyone know what they are playing?
on the Night Fox
Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.
Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.
Rustyon Danny walking out of prison in a loosened black-tie suit I hope you were the Groom.
Dannyon Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.
Basher: It will be nice working with proper villains again!
Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.
Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?
Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.
Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.
Virgil Malloyturns and stares at Turk
Turk Malloy: 24. 22.
Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?
Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?
Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.
Turk Malloy: It is off.
Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?
Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
Linus is talking to his dad on the phone
Linus Caldwell: No, Dad. It will work.
Danny puts his hand out for the phone
Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on.
Rusty puts his hand out for the phone
Linus Caldwell: Or Rusty.
Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.
Danny Oceanduring the megatron-induced earthquake as the casio is being evacuated when the machine is shut down and quake continues This is not time for jokes, fellas!
Turk Malloyunderground with the megatron Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart.
Firefly
(Mal and Patience have just finished setting up a meet on Whitefall.)
Mal: You know, I do believe that woman is planning to shoot me again.
Mal: You don't know me very well, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.
Mal: I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Mal: My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.
Mal: Use of a s-what?
Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave.
Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surffer
Ben Grimm: Head's up, Johnny!
Johnny sees Frankie trying to catch the bouquet and destroys it with a blast of fire
Johnny Storm: Sorry. Reflex.
Johnny Storm: I could catch him, but he's too strong for me.
Ben Grimm: I could whale on him, but he'd see me from a mile away.
Reed Richards: It would take all four of us.
Johnny Storm: Or maybe one of us.
Reed Richards: We don't know what that would do to you!
Johnny Storm: Let's not make this about me.
Susan Storm: Did you know I can create a force field inside someone's body and expand it until they explode?
Johnny StormAppears in front of Dr. Doom after borrowing the others' powers To quote a friend of mine: "It's cloberrin' time."
Johnny Storm: You don't look totally ridiculous in that dress.
Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for 'You look kinda nice'?
Johnny Storm: You look beautiful.
Susan Storm: Thank you.
Johnny slowly approaches Sue, looking her up and down. Finally he smiles
Johnny Storm: Dad would have been proud.
Into the Blue
Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.
Jared: Give me my mask and my fins real quick.
Bryce: You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear the #. He's big. He' looks like Jaws. Get out.
Jared: Yeah, I know, but I lost my watch.
Bryce: You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?
Jared: Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.
Bryce: I don't care! Sam, get ...
Sam tosses to Jared his mask and fins
Bryce: What are you doing?
Sam: He's fine. They're just curious.
Bryce: Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?
last lines
Bryce: I got the cheese!
Jared: What?
Bryce: I have the dough!
Bryce: I have gold!
Jared: You found the gold?
Bryce: The dough-re-mi!
Jared: What do you mean, you found the gold?
Bryce: Fa-so-la-ti-dough! Wow! Yeah!
Jared: Anyway. Okay, so you must be Lisa?
Amanda: Who's Lisa?
Bryce: Yeah, who the hell is Lisa?
mute
Bryce: Amanda. Amanda.
Jared: Amanda.
Sam: Hi, Amanda. I'm Sam. Welcome to the Bahamas.
Amanda: Hi. Nice to meet you you, Sam.
Jared: I'm Jared. Sorry about that. -Loved Bryce mouthing Amanda’s name to Jared:)
Varisty Blues
Charlie Tweedersinging "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw."
Iron Man
from trailer
Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?
Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it is cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. No gang signs please. No, I'm just kidding throw it up.
Jumper-Rock’n movie by the way
Davey: You live in a cave...
Griffin: It's a lair!
Griffin: Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.Just Friends
Chris: Hi.
Jamie slams the door in his face
Chris: Jamie, look, Jamie! I said a lot of really crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, ok. The truth is that I'm afraid to be your friend because I'm always gonna want more. But then I got to thinking that I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.
She opens the door and looks at him
Chris: You know, that's a lie too.
She comes outside and closes the door behind her
Chris: I want to take you out on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day or at night or whenever as long as it's a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you, and I want to marry you and I love you, Jamie, I always have.
She smiles and they kiss
Chris: Sorry, that's like 20 years all at once.
He kisses her again
Chris: I can't hear you Samantha... I can't hear you - OH! Lightbulb!
Chris' MomStarts dialing while Chris is on the phone Joyce?... Joyce?
Chris: No, Mom, I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom: What are you doing at Joyce's house?
Chris: Mom, I'm in the Living Room, ten feet away from you...
Chris' Mom: Well, while I have you on the phone dear... what would you like for dinner?
Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?
Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.
Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.
takes a sip
Chris: I'm stuffed.
Samantha Jameson voicemail Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.
Samantha Jamesphone beeps It's Samantha. Call me!
Samantha Jamesphone beeps It's Samantha!
Chris' Momphone beeps Hello Joyce? Joyce?Mr. and Mrs. Smith
John Smithafter firing a rocket launcher We should so not be allowed to buy these.
John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.
Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
John Smith: She tried to kill me.
Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?
John Smithgrabs assault rifle I'm going to borrow this.
Eddie: I like where your head's at, man.
Mom #1: Eddie?
Eddieshouts Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!
Mom #1pause Never mind.
John Smithduring a car chase I never told you, but I was married once before.
Jane Smithslams on the brakes
John Smith: What's wrong with you?
Jane Smithhitting John You're what's wrong with me John.
John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's much better.
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Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.
Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?
John Smith: Are you kidding me?National Treasures: Book of Secrets
from trailer
Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.
from trailer
Riley Pooleseeing several police pulling up to the buidling Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.
from trailer
Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the president of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?
from trailer
Riley Poolelooking at the helicopter over head Is that for us?
spotlight trains on them
Riley Poole: Oh, hello!
from trailer
Ben Gatesunderground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore Riley, what do see?
Riley Poolebalancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave Death and despair! Mostly death. I mean a little despair, last few seconds. But than a hard sudden death.
Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!
from trailer
Emily Appleton: All this doesn't involve another treasure hunt, does it?
Ben Gates: Oh, no...
from trailer
FBI Agent: Treasure hunter Ben Gates is on the news again.
Sadusky: What did he find now, Atlantis?
from trailer
Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm
Ben Gates: You did that in fifteen seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.
from trailer
Abigail Chase: Look!
Ben Gates: It's a cipher...
Riley Poole: Clever!
from trailer
Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.
from trailer
Ben Gatesabout the book he is reading This doesn't make any sense.
Riley Poolebeat As if these clues ever do.
from trailer
Ben Gates: I need your help.
Riley Poole: Does it involve treasure?
Patrick Gates: The Statue of Liberty! But which one?
Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?
Riley Poole: Did no one read my book?
Ben Gates: Well, would you look at that.
Riley Poole: Oh yeah, it spells "smudge"!
Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
Riley Poolewhile trying to convince them of a conspiracy theory Ben, if it were you trying to convince me, you'd have less evidence and I'd already believe you by now.
Quotes from my stories and stuff I say:
“What the heck do I care it’s your life”-
“I’m happy”- Jamie- Small Theif
“So were will we go now? Hell’s living room” Jaci- Over
“And no there are no little green men under the bed, Jaci” Jasmine
“And when you grow horns, don’t come asking me to polish them”- Jade to Blaze
“Hurry up Popa Smurf”- Ruby to komae - Faith
“I like to think of myself as an ecsecutive in a high business” - Sanna
"I'm an assain, a killer, not a spirit defective - Jamie to Yusuke
“To the iron box”- Me
“Kurama keeps touching my lawn” - Me
“Shut up and keep talking”
“ Wait I have to go pee”
“I don’t want to know that.”
“You didn’t?”
“Do I look french?” -Me
Bit: We're fighting on a totally level playing field Bit- From This Moment
Am: Except for some rocks and stones - Amber - From This Moment
“Raph.” she yelled as she entered.
“What?”
“I got a problem.”
“What is it?” Raph cocked an eyebrow.
“Josh wants to know if I can go to a movie with him tonight.”
“And?”
“I don’t wanna go.”
“Then tell him.”
“No, I don’t even like to talk to him.”
“Jessica.” Leo said walking up.
“He talks to me all the time and all the girls in school are gaga over him, I think he has a crush on me.” Jessica stuck her tongue out and crossed her eyes.
“Well then don’t go.” Raph walked away.
“But,” Jessica flipped in front of him.“can’t you like scare him so he’ll leave alone?”
“No.”
“Great.” Jessica fall in a little heap on the floor.
“Jessica,” June said walking over to her. “why don’t you just bazoocakha him?” - TMNT story
"Let's torch this place Sanna to Liberty A Flaming Rose
"Can I torch him ( this or it ) ?"
“Oh she just has RPGs.” person looks blank. “Rapid Personal Glitches.” about Blaze probably
“You are so wise for being so dumb.”- Me
“Great minds think alike or a lot of stupid people think the same.” - Me
"You can't fail until you try" Blaze- The One
"And I said would you stop smelling me. And she said, she doesn’t even smell like normal people do. Course we don’t know what normal people are, so."
"But you see me better than any one." Jessica to Matt (Dare Devil story if I ever get it written)
"You’re a freak of nature."
"Thank you and here I thought I was normal."
"Kill her that’s all there is to it." Jamie
"You do know you scare people?"
"Yes." Jamie acted if there was nothing wrong with it.
"You said you wouldn’t kill us." the guy said.
"Duh, you don’t trust terrorists!!" Jen shouted. (My 24 story if I ever finish it)
"Sometimes negotiating works. 99 of the time it doesn’t." Jen about negating with some guy who had hostages in the bank. (24 story)
"Jaime you’re a freak. You don’t eat people."
Jamie shrugged, she could care less what we think. "Such is my nature."
"Heck I hang out with you and sometimes I still don’t know what you said." Jessica to Vigilante - Justice League story I’m working on
"I don’t mind the song Ride’n Dirty. But I still have the urge to chase after them with soap."
"I listen to country music. But I’ll turn up rap if it’ll get you to shut up." Jessica to Vigilante
"Little I may be, helpless I’m not." Erica-Guardian Angel, Angel Guardian
Some random person. "Oh you’re taking your shoes off to give to the homeless man."
"Actually I’m gonna throw them at him, he stole my wallet." Jamie matter of factly.
"No horses were harmed in the making of this movie." my sister while were watching Kingdom of Heaven
"I went to Mr. MacGregor’s garden. And Peter Rabbit tastes yummy." who else Jamie
"Her name is Jamie
She is freaky
You think she’s friendly
We think she’s creepy
She’ll stay the whole night through
And you might not make it
But if you do
We’ll guarantee you’ll never want her back
And that’s a fact." - jingle I wrote, tune is that song about camp, hello mamma, hello pappa... like the Canine Advantics commercial song. There’s another verse that’s not all the way done but here’s the beginning.
"Her name is Jamie
And here she is
She’s always hungry
So hide your kids..."
"Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love." Aristotle
"I don’t feel so well." me
"I feel ill." Jasmine
"I feel..." Jamie throws up. "I feel better now."
"I’m not sick, I’m just midly disturbing."
"Jamie wouldn’t hurt a fly."
look at Jamie. There’s fly flying around and it lands and she slams her hand down on it
"Than again we’re been wrong before."
"I’m peppy?" me
"Like la Pue." Jasmine
It’s said that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what happens when you’re given an apple? Basically use what you have.
It’s said that man could be stranded on an island and live for like 3 days with only bread and water. Heck give me mashed potatoes and gravy baby.
The world is your oyster. Man I want a pear necklace.
They say not to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Other wise you tend to fall down them.
The world is your stage, Life is your play, so there will be critics and reviews. How you respond to them is what makes it either a grammy or a flop.
Walk with a purpose and the world thinks you got somethi’n to prove.
Most people don’t know this but...
Life is like a mystery, every day there is something to solve.
"I can tell her a joke."
"You only know rude jokes."
"Yes, but their funny rude jokes." Jane and Dragon-Jane and the Dragon
"What?"
"Little bunny foo foo is tasty."Jamie
look at her like she’s crazy which is probably is
"Oh come on like you haven’t eaten little bunny foo foo before."
"Yes, but at lest I don’t go tell’n kids at story time."
Jamie: Excuse while I hurl
Throws up
Kurama: You did it on my shoes
Jamie: I don't care
"Can we kill her?"
"No"
"Can we eat her?"
"No"
"Can we play with her?"
Jessica glared at June.
"Yes." Leo said.,
"Can we torture her?"
"No."
"Can we um...kill her?" Jessica when there might be another girl coming to live with them.-Turttle story I’m writting
"Great now I have to deal with a psycho maniac who speaks in second person" - Jessica- Spiderman 3
"so you think you can beat us?"
"the thought did cross my mind."- Jessica- Spiderman 3
"I reckon we can wait a spell." Jessica looked at Vigilante. "You know it got that from you."
Vigilante smiled all happy with himself.
I saw this on something Lifetime Limited Warranty, it’s like Jumbo Shrimp, baby grand piano
You set me on fire
Now watch me burn
"Ewwwww, now I’m gonna have to burn my ears." Nikki whined My Vacation
"Krs, I hate to break it to you. But we’re not related."
"What?" Krstal pretended to be shocked. "All those years I thought you were my sister and you’re not. And why are you breaking things to me? Why can’t I have a whole? And will Trolley
ever see the light of day?"- Never Insult the Portal
Dana just rolled her eyes and shook her head. "No unlike you Krs, I don’t spend days upon days watching tv."
"I don’t spend days. It’s more like hours upon hours."
"Same thing."- Never Insult the Portal
"Yo buddy stop terrorizing the city." Krstal - Crystal Force
"Ok sharing is over!" Krstal - Crystal Force
"Flying cards? What's next walking talking chess pieces?" Maria-
To Each His Own Car, But Mine is Still Better than Yours- Andrea - Gone in Under 60 Seconds
"I see you, now you see ground." - Jessica TMNT - My Normal Life
"Right like I’m going to join your club too. Here’s a tip I don’t work for the bad guys." - Kat- X Marks the Spot
"No I didn’t, I said Santa. You know ho ho ho, magical mice ,South Pole, dude so fat can’t fit through doors so he goes down chimneys, though that would be harder." Allie -Dueling Docs.
"I’m not laughing, I’m smiling broadly." Matthew Davis age: 27/ when I got stuck in between the two buckets seats in the Musser van one night.
"Are you going to tell me or are you just gonna stand there and laugh all day?" Krstal- Crystal Force
11/12/07
Oooooo last night I watched a tottaly rock'n movie. I watched The Invisible. And it rocked, I am so gonna own it. At lest I hope so. So there should be a story from that coming up. I hope.
07/08/08
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been updating. Life got kinda hectic. And the little voices in my head wouldn't let me write so. You know sometimes they can be such a pain. So once again, sorry and thanks for hanging in there. You guys rock.:)
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