I, Mistress-of-Misery, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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Basic info:

Gender: female

Age: old enough to drive, not old enough to drink

Likes: reading books, reading on the computer, mangoes, kiwis, reading, sleeping, anime/manga, reading, and did I mention reading?

Dislikes: typos, bright colours, school, onions, etc. etc.

The Mistress:

- has absolutely no talent in writing, nor any other art

- considers reading the best drug after sleeping

- will probably never write any fanfiction

- knows the difference between good fanfiction and bad fanfiction, and wishes there were more of the former

Favourite books, anime, etc:

- Artemis Fowl

- Avatar: The Last Airbender

- Death Note

- Fullmetal Alchemist

- Watchmen

- Discworld

- much, much more that I'm too lazy to list

Ships:

Anything and everything, as long as it's well-written. Good authors make anything possible.

Literary Pet Peeves:

- the Twilight series

- the Inheritance Cycle

- almost all OCs

- fans who take themselves and their fandom too seriously

Reading/Reviewing info:

- I only review fics I actually like, since it's hard to stop myself from telling the bad ones that they're crap.

- Constructive criticism usually comes from me in the form of typo, grammar, and continuity corrections. I may also rant about writing style.

- I respect good parodies. Decent comedy is harder to find than decent angst.

- Seeing "OC" in the summary turns me off a fic immediately. I read fanfiction for canon characters only.

~ MoM