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since: 09-29-04, id: 679637, Profile Updated: 11-10-12
Author has written 61 stories for ER, 7th Heaven, NCIS, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Grey's Anatomy, Greek, That '70s Show, and Gossip Girl.

I'm Variety. I'm a college student. Writing got sidetracked by health problems and then by college so I now read more than I write. I still watch more television and read more books than I should, but my writing has been set aside for the time being. You can also find my writings on my blog or my tumblr, which both have a tendency to get updated more often than FanFiction.Net. I also use the sites to ramble about my (current) favorite ship, post snippets of story ideas, and link back to music videos and gif sets I find inspiring.

"Why do you always write oneshots?"

I think my track record speaks for itself; I have a hard time committing to anything over a "chapter." Life changes too quickly, and it's difficult for me to slip back into the same mindset I had when I began a story. Sometimes I'm able to and I end up finishing something I've started, but other times I can't. It all depends.


1. Twelve » reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-Finale. A series of one-shots following the Bass' first year of marriage. "Don't you think things could change in twelve months?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,625 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 3-11-13 - Blair & Chuck
2. Noir reviews
Chuck and Blair. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for the sixth day of the second Chair Week, role-playing. "Aw, always trying to declaw me," she purrs in appreciation. "Which is why I must clip your wings. Permanently."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
3. Repetition » reviews
AU Historical. Chuck and Blair. Five years ago, she made a decision to save her reputation. Now she is back, claiming that what occurred will never happen again. "I've told you before – I will not call you by his name."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,451 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 3-14-13 - Blair & Chuck
4. Avenir reviews
Chuck and Nate on Chuck and Blair. Oneshot. Set circa pre-5x19. My response to the prompt for the fourth day of the second Chair Week, future. "I walked away. I told her to be with him because she was happy and she glowed and that is all I have ever wanted for her. And now she's not. So what else am I supposed to do?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-15-13 - Chuck & Nate - Complete
5. Today reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for the first day of the second Chair Week, birthdays (Chuck's or Blair's). "But if being married to Blair Waldorf means he must celebrate today, he'd rather spend it sitting in the glider in his son's nursery with both his son and his wife in his arms than be anywhere else."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-13-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
6. Real reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for the first day of the second Chair Week, wedding night. "You know this marriage is real, right?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-12-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
7. Fluttering reviews
Chuck and Blair. Oneshot. The space between 1x07 and 1x08. "But what he really means is that this is the last place Chuck Bass would expect to find himself – sitting in the back of his limo chasing after some girl because he can't sleep and he can't eat and there's something inside his stomach. Fluttering."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-30-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
8. Dreamer reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. "I just want him to have a place where he can dream and know that those dreams can come true."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-13-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
9. Hygiene reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. "The most important thing in a relationship is trust, after sex…and hygiene…and earning potential."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-3-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
10. Après reviews
Chuck and Blair (and Henry). Post-finale. Oneshot. Eventually Chuck and Blair are going to stop holding hands, Chuck and Blair are going to stop going to the movies. "But you're supposed to hold your date's hand at the movies! Daddy said so! And you're my date. Not his."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-23-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
11. Lifestyle reviews
Chuck and Blair. Oneshot. Post-finale. Because maybe he wants to be Mr. Blair Waldorf. Because maybe she wants to be Mrs. Chuck Bass. Because maybe this really is a part of their lifestyle.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-3-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
12. And Other Dangerous Pursuits » reviews
AU, but set around the events of Season One and Two. Chuck and Blair. "He wants her, cannot let her go. But to grasp what exists between them, he will have to accept the emotional closeness that would be – already was – a foregone conclusion, a vital part of what bound them."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,294 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 2-25-13 - Published: 1-3-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
13. Parle reviews
Chuck and Blair (and Henry). Post-finale. Oneshot. "No, Dorota! We've been over this. He has to say 'Mama' first! Not 'hi' and certainly not 'Dada'."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-23-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
14. Inevitable reviews
Chuck and Blair. AU. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Seven of Chair Week. Strip away the wealth and the power and still they will remain because "We're inevitable, Waldorf."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
15. Coloring reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Six of Chair Week. "Coloring? Isn't that what babysitters do?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-15-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
16. Mantra reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Five of Chair Week. "We're going forward, building our future together as a family."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
17. Time reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Four of Chair Week. The third time and the second time all lead up to this: "What do you think, Henry? Your very first limo ride."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-13 - Blair & Chuck
18. Morning reviews
Chuck and Blair (and Henry). Oneshot. Set the morning of the flash-forward. My response to the prompt for Day Three of Chair Week. "She marry Humpty today. Might be last strawberry she gets."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-12-13 - Blair & Chuck
19. Disease Vectors reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Two of Chair Week. "Better get used to it, Bass. You said so yourself – children are disease vectors."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-11-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
20. Riding in Town Cars with Boys Again reviews
Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day One of Chair Week. "You can have Arthur for however long it takes you to get comfortable riding in town cars and limos again. If that takes two days or until the baby is born, you can have the limo."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-10-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
21. Peony In Love reviews
Future fic. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair. "Thirty-nine peonies this year. Forty the next. All hand delivered to that exact spot on exactly this date at exactly the time of the crash."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
22. Deal » reviews
AU. Post 5x10. Chuck and Blair. "Anything you want; everything you want. I come with it, of course. It's a package deal."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-1-13 - Published: 11-27-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
23. Ownership reviews
Set during 5x19 after the revelation that Chuck paid Blair's dowry. Oneshot. "There are no buyers and sellers here. You're nobody's victim, Blair. You're nobody's property. I belong to you!"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-26-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
24. Say » reviews
Positive. Pregnant. Positive. Pregnant. Happy Face. Casey, Cappie, and Evan explore the minefield that is a surprise pregnancy. Includes all characters and an assortment of pairings.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,998 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 1-23-13 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
25. Triangles reviews
Canon. Post-finale. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair. The three love triangles - acute, obtuse, and right - of Chuck's life.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-13-13 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
26. Attraction reviews
AU. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair. "You say our mutual attraction will fade; I say it won't. I'm sure I'm right; you're sure you are. You want to address the matter; I'm willing to reach an agreement."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
27. Speak reviews
AU. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair. "Not lust. Not anything like it. You're not hearing what I'm saying. I want you."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
28. Limitations » reviews
Future fic. Chuck and Blair. "Men cease to interest us when we find their limitations. The only sin is limitation. As soon as you once come up with a man's limitations, it is all over with him."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,819 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-23-12 - Published: 12-2-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
29. Enough reviews
Future fic. Oneshot. Chuck/Blair. "Because no matter whom she is with or where she is, she's mine. She doesn't even have to be in love with me. I love enough for the both of us."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-7-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
30. Citrouille reviews
Futurefic. Oneshot. The question is not who Audrey Waldorf-Bass loves but rather who is going to make her mother's pumpkin pie with her on Thanksgiving Day.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-21-12 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
31. Us » reviews
AU. Inspired by the conversation between Chuck and Blair in episode 5x10. Because Chuck is going to love her baby as much as he loves Blair. Complete.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 11-1-12 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
32. Really » reviews
A break away from "Move On Cartwrights" that gets Cappie and Casey where they need to be. CaseyCappie.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-17-12 - Published: 5-4-08
33. Fatherhood » reviews
The birth of Betsy and Kelso taking on the role of father has gotten Hyde thinking about fatherhood.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 6-18-11 - Jackie B. & Steven H. - Complete
34. The Future » reviews
How Hyde imagines tomorrow, two weeks, and ten years from now at different stages of his life. Jackie/Hyde.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 5-10-11 - Jackie B. & Steven H. - Complete
35. Here reviews
"You're back in States and here, you have to shut your pie hole!" Jackie/Hyde. The way the finale of season 7 should have gone.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-28-11 - Jackie B. & Steven H. - Complete
36. Reaction » reviews
A breakdown over three parts told by her, him, and them. Mark/Lexie. Ignores events of "Holidaze" and beyond.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-28-11 - Published: 4-21-11 - Lexie G. & Mark S. - Complete
37. Permeable » reviews
Relationships aren't supposed to be permeable. Theirs was. Casey/Cappie. Freshman, and into sophomore, year.
Greek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Casey C. & Cappie - Complete
38. Fear » reviews
In which Casey realizes "you can't fake it hard enough to please everyone." Inspired by Dashboard Confessional's "The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most." Casey/Cappie/Evan
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-3-08
39. Years » reviews
The results of "I wanna be with you." CaseyCappie
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 6-3-08
40. You reviews
You've always been in this. And you always will be. CaseyCappie. One shot. Spoilers for "Spring Broke."
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete
41. Sorry reviews
Cappie's sorry for a lot of things, this isn't one of them. Oneshot. CaseyCappie. Spoilers for "Spring Broke."
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete
42. Right and Wrong reviews
Casey finally figures out what is right and what is wrong. CaseyCappie, as always. One-shot.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-08 - Complete
43. Plans reviews
Because sometimes friends have to stand up for what's right and fix the problems in their friend's life. CaseyCappie. One shot.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete
44. Normal reviews
Rewrite of The New Normal, in which Cappie, not Rusty, picks up the pieces. CaseyCappie. Oneshot.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
45. Never reviews
I think deep down you know that you have never stopped loving me because I have never stopped loving you." CaseyCappie Spoiler Warning
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete
46. Could reviews
"And for Thanksgiving, I could, would only eat pie. Whatever you want, Case. Because I just want to be with you." CC
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete
47. Sinking reviews
She's not sure if she believes in happily ever after. She will get to him. Before the ferryboat sinks. MerDer post...everything.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-07 - Complete
48. Wagging Tounges reviews
Gossip was what sustained Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Bennett, and Mrs. Withers. So when a heavily pregnant woman showed up without a ring and without a man, their tongues started wagging. PostAWE! One shot! Willabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete
49. Sunrise Ponderings reviews
"I do not think I can keep doing this." Elizabeth won't see Will for another two years, one hundred and two days, eighteen hours, and five minutes. Can her daughter's questions sway her mind? Oneshot! Willabeth! Spoilers for AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-07 - Complete
50. Dictionary Definition » reviews
Legitimate adj. 5. Born to legally married parents. Bastard n. 1.An illegitimate child. –adj. 1. Born of unwed parents. HGSS Not HBP compatible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 4-7-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
51. White Flag » reviews
She won't wave a white flag in his face. She won't surrender to how she should logically feel. She's in love and always will be in love with him. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-11-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
52. Breathe » reviews
Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable. And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button now. So cradle your head in your hands. And breathe, just breathe. Samka
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 6-24-05 - Complete
53. Hayley » reviews
There just hasn't been a good time to tell either of them...Tate
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 6-24-05
54. Skirt Chaser reviews
You always were a skirt chaser, so who would have thought your favorite to chase would be a plaid school uniform. Tate
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-20-05 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete
55. Picture » reviews
My first Rabby. Starts at "present" day and goes all the way back to when they first start going out. I suck at summeries. Just read!
ER - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 2-26-05
56. Don't Leave » reviews
The sequelfiller chapters between Lucy's birth and the epilogue of She Left. Please read! But read She Left first!
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 2-6-05
57. Familiar reviews
One-shot Samka after Ruby Redux. If I tell you any more I'll give it away so just read!
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-05 - Complete
58. Pieces » reviews
Luka is in a car accident after droping Alex off at school at the end of the episode Back in the World. Then he shuts down. Bad summary. Just read!
ER - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 3-27-05
59. Joys of Motherhood » reviews
A fanfic about Lucy, Kevin, and their kids. Takes place 7 years from now. Lucy's having problems being a mom to 8 kids. I suck at summeries. Please read and review! Completed!
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,530 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 12-29-04 - Complete
60. Peanut Butter reviews
A fanfic about Lucy Knight and John Carter. A cute Carcy fic. Please read!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-26-05 - Complete
61. She Left » reviews
A Sam and Luka fanfic. What if Sam found out she was pregnant and left? Completed!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-26-05 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete