| Elenhin |
Author has written 113 stories for Lord of the Rings, National Treasure, James Bond, Dukes of Hazzard, Smallville, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Biggles series, Sharpe Series, Scarlet Pimpernel, Magnificent Seven, McKenna, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Without a Trace, Hobbit, and Almighty Johnsons. Hi, Due to the one year anniversary we had wallpapers for you, the ones mentioned in chapter 52 of The Not Yet Requested Copy, if you would like one, please say so in a review. I hope that you all enjoy them. I have called myself Mat the Starchild earlier. Untill one of my friends started calling me Elenhin, claiming it to be a Quenya translation of Starchild. Those of my friends that do not refer to me as Elenhin, have a strong tendency to call me either Luke, John or Ginger. As it is I react to either one. I am a youth from the down side of the world. With a liking for tearing words apart, mixing them, and then sticking them back together into something new. I will have stories and poems, that you will 'hopefully' like. Sometimes I try to make word games by twisting the words around with themself. Instead, enjoy all that can be found on this great site. TAKE THE PLEDGE! The Dukes Moonshine (Storytelling) Pledge: "I hereby pledge to respect the unique aspects of stories by my fellow authors; to avoid direct and blatant imitation of their works; and to ask permission before utilizing unique ideas and phrases. I make this pledge in good faith and in the understanding that, at times, great minds do think alike, and sometimes, coincidences do happen. On my honor, as a Dukaholic." Elenhin Quote of the Week: "A landing is just a controled mid-air collision with a planet..." We now have a vote going. We want Sean Bean and David Wenham to be officialy declared brothers, so now you know the reason of the vote. You can vote either in a review or in a mail. The score will be kept here on this page, and when we have reached a score of 100, it shall be decided once and for all. Then an official declaration shall be written here by Elenhin and Celebrion, and that will make them brothers. Present score: 54 We also have been given votes for John Noble as their father. Present score for John Noble: 6 In The Not Yet Requested Copy, in chapter three, A Song Out of this world we mentioned the Official Swedish Scout Song. Since I got requests for the whole text I posted it here. Yet I have now taken it down, as it can now be found in one of the other chapters, chapter twelve, Faramir’s Friar in French. There we have the whole Song, both in French and in English, so the confusion should be complete. If you have any interest in languages, or in making fun off the difference and similarities with different languages, I recommend reading the Not Yet Requested Copy. I have now also posted a few stories in both the Natioanl Treasure section, as well as in the James Bond section. This is honor of Sean Bean as he played both Ian Howe, and Alec Trevelyan. Kind Regards to all, from Elenhin, the starchild | |||||
1. No Matter How Tall You Get » reviewsBilbo is getting to know the Dwarves and learning things about them. He also finds himself learning something else. Though their true father was lost, Fili and Kili were never fatherless, for a father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get. The young Dwarves in the company have plenty of fathers.Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - Fili & Kili2. Learning To Love » reviewsFrom when the young Duke children come to the Duke farm, and through the years as they learn to love and to live…Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 89,230 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 2-2-08 - Luke D. & Bo D.3. The Boots of Bureaucracy reviewsHercules and Iolaus have to fight a monster, then they have to fight something else. Something like nothing they've ever come across before. Will they be able to survive the horror that is bureaucracy? One ShotHercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-13 - Complete4. That's What Brothers Are for reviewsBilbo by studying Kili and Fili receives an insight in what Brother's are for. Both when quarreling and when being protective. Following the Privilege of a brother, but works as a stand alone. One Shot.Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-13 - Fili & Kili - Complete5. An Easy Burden to bear reviewsHercules with Xena and Gabrielle playing a part. Gabrielle is troubled by certain facts, and Iolaus offers to help her make sense of things. One Shot.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-13 - Complete6. I Said, I Am Not A Dwarf reviewsThis is a sort of follow up to the storey "Like Two Peas In A Pod by TheShipOfTheDreams" She wrote the original story that gave me this idea. Anders firmly claims he was not the actor in the Hobbit movie, and yet his mind strays in that direction. One Shot.Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - Anders J./Bragi - Complete7. I Lost My Dinar reviewsIolaus has allowed his son to go to the market for him, but Aelus accidentally drops the money. When you're young it's not easy if you lose a dinar, but luckily for Aelus, Hercules can fix that kind of problems. One ShotHercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete8. Gold Always Fades Away reviewsGinger goes to the movies, but what he see on the screen means more to him than what it might do to the rest of the audience. One ShotBiggles series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete9. The Privilege of a brother reviewsOn the road Bilbo learns many things, things he had never expected to learn. Not only about the strangeness of Dwarves, but also about the privilege of a brother. One shot.Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-3-13 - Fili & Kili - Complete10. A Game of Tiles reviewsHercules, Iolaus, Xena and Gabrielle are cooped up in an old hut during a rainstorm. To pass the time and to keep Iolaus from climbing on the walls Xena suggests a game. Dedicated to everyone who's wasted time on the same game… ;)Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-13 - Complete11. A Close-Knit Skill reviewsIolaus needs to recover, and Alcmene decides to find him something to do to keep him busy when he is bored. It is time for Iolaus to learn a new skill… One Shot.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-13 - Complete12. High And Wild reviewsA man is missing, and the team has to see what they can find out. A sad story based on the country and western song High and Wild, One Shot.Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-21-13 - Martin F. - Complete13. Riding Lessons reviewsFaramir is too small to ride a horse, and his brother is determined that he should be able to learn anyway. So it's Boromir to the rescue once more. One ShotLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-13 - Faramir & Boromir - Complete14. Sweet Family reviewsHow will Vin manage in a world that no longer has Twinkies in it? What will this tragedy mean for team seven? Luckily when even huge snack companies let you down, you can always count on family. One-Shot, crossover with McKenna.Crossover - Magnificent Seven & McKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-12 - Vin T. - Complete15. My Son reviewsIolaus is about to experience something like he could never have imagined, his first born child is about to enter the world, and Hercules will experience it right there with him. One Shot. My 100th story posted.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-12 - Complete16. Will You Be My Friend? reviewsAelus, son of Iolaus has died and has to cross the river Styx, but his crossing is not the usual kind and Charon finds himself quite confused. One ShotHercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-12 - Complete17. Little Soldier Boy reviewsIolaus is small for his age, and his father worries, but even small heroes can earn big rewards. Something that could help shape a small boy into a big hero. One Shot. Iolaus as a child.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-12 - Complete18. Do It Like The Professionals reviewsA story about children and how they view the world, how they think, and what they might imagine. One-Shot with Brick as a child.McKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-12 - Complete19. I'm Calling You Out, No, Wait, Maybe I'm Not… reviewsA gunfighter, a man calling someone out, someone calling someone else out. Chaos erupts before even before the first shot has been fired. One Shot.Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-19-12 - Complete20. All Things Grow reviewsHercules and Iolaus as young. Iolaus is upset that he has not grown enough and tries to do something about it, though Hercules has his doubts about the method. One Shot.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-12 - Complete21. A Friend To Be reviewsBased on the show, after Iolaus goes back in time to save Alcmene from Callisto. Alcmene compares the man she met to the boy she knows. One Shot.Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-11 - Complete22. The Police Is A Problem reviewsAs long as the police is not involved, there is no problem, when the police is involved Jack McKenna finds he has a problem. Follows on If There is no Police There is no Problem. One ShotMcKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-11 - Complete23. I Knew I Had Seen It Before reviewsMary Travis remembers something form her past and comes to an understanding about someone she knows. Follows on The Thing That Connects. ATF. One ShotMagnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-11 - Vin T. & Mary T. - Complete24. The Only Way He Knew How reviewsSometimes it's hard to know how to say something, and you have to say it the only way you know how. One ShotMcKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-11 - Complete25. The Things That Connects reviewsThe things that connects us to each other sometimes run deeper than we think at first. ATF One ShotMagnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-11 - Vin T. - Complete26. Sunday O'Clock reviewsThe boys have a tough nut to crack and they find themselves working around the clock, but no one is sure which clock… ATF One ShotMagnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-11 - Vin T. & Chris L. - Complete27. He's still The Same reviewsBrick is asked how Jack is, and comes to the conclusion that Jack is the same. Inspired by the song He's Still The Same by Brett Hill. One ShotMcKenna - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-11 - Complete28. Second Impressions reviewsWe judge based on our first impression, but sometimes after the second impression we realize we judged wrong. Marguerite finds herself seeing a second impression of Lord Tony. Movie inspired. One ShotScarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-11 - Complete29. I Am What I Am reviewsSometimes people have their own ideas of how you should be, but sometimes the most important thing is to be true to yourself no matter what others would prefer. One Shot ATFMagnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-11 - Vin T. & JD D. - Complete30. If There Is No Police, There Is No Problem… reviewsJack is called to the school for Cassidy and also have a conversation with her about her brother. One ShotMcKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-11 - Complete31. A Piece Of Cake, Or Pie reviewsThis is a one shot with Magnificent Seven Old West. Why is Casey mad at JD, can JD figure it out on his own or will he need help? The question was raised in my last story, Ya Never Know Until Ya Check. This is a sequel but can stand alone. One Shot.Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-11 - JD D. & Vin T. - Complete32. Ya Never Know Until Ya Check reviewsA Magnificent Seven story. JD learns another lesson about guns and how they should be handled from Vin and Chris who are only too happy to do it. One ShotMagnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-11 - Vin T. & JD D. - Complete33. For Five Dollars reviewsWhy does a person do certain things, why do you make certain choices even when you should know better? Brick should have known better and wonders why he did not. One Shot. Set before the show started.McKenna - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-11 - Complete34. Somebody is Always Faster reviewsJD tries his hand on being fast on the draw, but no matter how fast you, somebody is always faster. One ShotMagnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-11 - Vin T. & JD D. - Complete35. First Impressions reviewsMarguerites first impression of Tony Dewhurst was perhaps not the most favourable one, and sometimes it can be hard to look past the first impression. One Shot.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-11 - Complete36. Sometimes You Look, But You Do Not See » reviewsSometimes you look, but you don't see every quality the first time, sometimes you might be happier if you look again. Movie inspired.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 3-7-11 - Complete37. The Biggest Treasure » reviewsThis is a sequel to my 'Who Did You Say Stole the Declaration. Where Ian finds the biggest treasure of all during a tresure hunt, as well as friendship.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,943 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 7-8-05 - Ian H. - Complete38. Keeping Track reviewsEven as the boys grow older, Jesse Duke is not willing to let go of them completely. Someone has to keep track of what they're doing. One-shot.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-11 - Bo D. & Luke D. - Complete39. All Is Calm, All Is Bright reviewsAlgy experiences a Christmas he will never forget. Set in WW1. Inspiration from a song called Bellaeu Wood by Garth Brooks. One-Shot.Biggles series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-11 - Complete40. Sharpe's Telescope reviewsA story about how one man and his telescope can win a battle… One ShotSharpe Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-17-11 - Complete41. Green Eyes, Golden Heart » reviewsJames Bond and Alec Trevelyan. This is my longer story. For two former friends, it seems that nothing will ever be easy.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,657 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 2-17-11 - Published: 12-5-05 - Complete42. A Victory Well Earned » reviewsA Bad Day story, Ginger has a really rotten bad day and is quite miserable. Biggles and the others try to cheer him up.Biggles series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-12-10 - Published: 2-3-10 - Complete43. Letter to Thorongil reviewsBoromir clearly adored his little brother, and wanted to tell a man that he admired about him. One Shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-3-10 - Faramir & Aragorn44. A Man In Her Life reviewsMrs. Symes works as a house keeper for Biggles and his friends, and sometimes one might wonder what it is like and what she thinks of them. One ShotBiggles series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete45. The Power of Coincidence » reviewsBiggles once pointed out how powerful coincidence can be, I took that and mixed it with Gingers talent for stumbling into trouble, and it resulted into this story.Biggles series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete46. Walking Away » reviewsThere are times in the show when Kara and Lee is somewhat lacking in understanding towards each others, and this is me trying to express the conflict that might bring on. I short story I hope you will enjoy.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - L. Adama/Apollo & K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete47. Young Shine reviewsThis is a story about how two young boys starts their 'shining' career…Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete48. How Do You Milk A Cow? reviewsThis is a story about how the Dukes gave Enola something she had never had before. It is a surprise one-shot for a friend, and I borrowed Enola from her.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete49. Heroes Come In Every Shape And Sizes » reviewsA story in the Little Bo Universe where a young boy learns how life can make you a hero when you were only trying to do the right thing.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete50. Hopping Down the Bunny Trail » reviewsAn Easter story for the Christmas season, Bo and Luke celebrating Easter with their family, enjoying Easter baskets and egg hunts. Just a short and cute little story.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete51. A Fine Mess of Dukes » reviewsThe Dukes gathers in Hazzard, and that means all the Dukes and some Davenports as well, to make the mess as messy as possible...Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 11-18-0752. Big City Christmas » reviewsThis is a story of the Duke boys at Christmas times, and their holiday adventures, caused by the fact that kids will sometimes take what you say literally, and Bo and Luke will always stick together, no matter what…Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 10-24-0753. For The Red White And Blue » reviewsLuke has been safe home from his time in the Marines and Vietnam for a few years now, but just because he is through with the war, does not mean the war is through with him.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 9-17-07 - Complete54. Taking a Chance on Love » reviewsWhile taking a chance on love, is something you sometimes feel you have to do, you need to be sure the chance is worth the risk.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete55. Getting To Know You » reviewsVinsemouse wrote the Duke and Smallville crossover and I wrote the sequal to it. Here it is, Bo is visiting his parents, and getting to know them. No Slash, Duke and Smallville Crossover.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,913 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete56. A Good Day reviewsA story about the Duke boys with Cooter in focus. For a friend of mine and purely for a fun, hopefully lots of fun.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete57. The Strangest Things In Life » reviewsCrossover with Supernatural. Dean and Sam are in Hazzard after having heard rumors about a ghost. Of course, they find Bo and Luke in the middle of everything...Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete58. Nighttime Wondering reviewsBo and Luke are out camping, and seeing the sky, a country boy starts to think. One Shot.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-07 - Complete59. I Remember Roy Rogers reviewsThis is a oneshot, a little cute story about a part of Jonathan Kent's childhood and his memories.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-07 - Jonathan K. - Complete60. Christmas Times reviewsOkay, everyone else was writing a Christmas story, so why not me to. This is a few different perspectives on Christmas for the Dukes.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-19-06 - Complete61. Welded Revenge reviewsThe boys play a trick, but they soon find out that someone else has a sense of humour as wicker as their own. One shotDukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete62. Golden Times » reviewsThere will always be the memories of those Golden Times. Cute fluff of Duke memories that will later on have a very brief mentioning of character death.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete63. The First Shine reviewsFor most young men it is about the first time, but for the Dukes, it's the first shine that counts. Cute, one shot.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete64. Got Ya More Socks reviewsThere just has to be a reason why Bo always asks whoever is doing the shopping to pick him up some socks… nothing major, but some content not sutible for young, one shotDukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete65. Haunted By The Past » reviewsBo gets a girl in his sights, but sometimes the past makes it hard for someone to fully enjoy the future. Warning for hard themes later on.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-1-06 - Complete66. The Days After The Nights Before » reviewsA normal day in Hazzard is when the Duke boys get run into the pond. Not so much normal when one Duke boys get run into the pond, and can't get out of there.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,689 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 8-16-06 - Complete67. A Humming Bear For A Duke reviewsWhat Vinsemouse did not know is that there was already a joke where Luke was called Humming bear, and here is that story…Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete68. Roller Coaster reviewsBo and Luke in a Roller Coaster. Based on a comment from the actual show.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete69. Boys Will Be Boys » reviewsBoys have to go through some things to be men, this is one of them.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Complete70. Each Time A Different Turn » reviewsThis is a pretty advanced experiment of mine, and it is kind of similar to 'That's My Bed,' it is also a OneShot with several chapters.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-4-06 - Complete71. That’s My Bed reviewsWell, I don't care….. This is a new experiment, written as a oneshot.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-2-06 - Complete72. Something’s Ain’t Charity reviewsSomething's isn't charity, but they might not always be easy to accept either. A good man is one who knows when he needs help…. OneShotDukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-28-06 - Complete73. I Know Who I Am, I Think » reviewsWhile some folks know who Bo is, others think he is someone entirely different...the trouble is, Bo is one of them.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-2-06 - Complete74. Beaureguard Duke reviewsWe all know that Bo's full name is Beaureguard, and that he hates it. This is just a short bit of how it came to that he is always called Bo. OneShotDukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-30-06 - Complete75. The Only Ingredient In A Disaster Recipe reviewsIn one story Luke claimed Bo to be the only ingredient in a disaster recipe, and since it was so very popular, I decided to write it out as a story for your amusement.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-06 - Complete76. I'm Scared » reviewsMy experiment continues, telling the first few years of the Duke boy's life together with one story from each year. This time Bo is scared, and it is written in a quite different way.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-20-06 - Complete77. I've Missed You » reviewsMy experiment continues, telling the first few years of the Duke boy's life together with one story from each year. This time someone missed someone else, and also, it is slightly different.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 4-14-0678. I'm Thirsty » reviewsMy experiment continues, telling the first few years of the Duke boy's life together with one story from each year. This time Bo is getting thirsty.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-8-06 - Complete79. I'm Bored » reviewsMy experiment continues, telling the first few years of the Duke boy's life together with one story from each year. This time Bo is getting bored.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-2-0680. I'm Tired » reviewsMy experiment continues, telling the first few years of the Duke boy's life together with one story from each year. This time Bo is tired.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-27-0681. It's Hot » reviewsThis follows closely on 'It's Cold,' and 'I'm hungry.' It is written to tell Luke and Bo's lives together with one even from every year, all tied together with one phrase.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-21-0682. Do You See What I See reviewsThis is the sequel to the 'The Duke Boys and the Bandit Hazzard.' It is a crossover between the Smokey and the Bandit, and the Dukes of Hazzard, please enjoy.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-19-06 - Complete83. I'm Hungry » reviewsThis follows closely on 'It's Cold.' It is written to tell Luke and Bo's lives together with one even from every year, all tied together with one phrase.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 3-14-0684. It's Cold » reviewsThis is Bo and Luke's life together told by one event from each year, and all of them beginning with the same phrase. Begins when Bo was a baby.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Complete85. You Said Get Lost » reviewsThe full story of how Luke accidentally told Bo to get lost, as mentioned in Me and You and, Well, We Have Bo Here.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-6-06 - Published: 3-2-06 - Complete86. The Duke Boys and the Bandit Hazzard reviewsThis is a one shot, crossover between the Duke's of Hazzard and Smokey and the Bandit, seeing as how they have a lot in common.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-25-0687. Me and You and, Well, We Have Bo Here reviewsOne shot, Luke and Cooter spends a sunny afternoon tinkering with the tractor, and a young Bo tags along, but does not quite understand the joke made.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete88. Midnight Convoy reviewsBo and Luke Duke have one of their first snow experiences, while they ride on a midnight convoy. One Shot.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-06 - Complete89. Making Contact reviewsWhile on a mission James is looking for his contact, and gets a real big surprise on the bargain. NOT SLASH, but contents very close to slash.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-0690. To Far To Fall reviewsA desperate rush for James to try and see Alec after he has seen him fall, to far down for James to think it could have anything but a fatal outcome.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-06 - Complete91. The Winning Hand reviewsIn a high stake game, James finds he needs to have the winning hand, and he does.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-06 - Complete92. It Could Be You reviewsAlec is being offered a chance to be more than second best, but does he want it?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete93. Hiding Amongst the Thorns reviewsWhile hiding amongst some thorns, Alec feels as if he has done it before, but when?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete94. Star Light, Star Bright reviewsStar light, star bright. It was just another star cut out of marble, but it meant so much more to James.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-0595. Been Here Before reviewsJust after the mission where Alec was captured and believed to be dead, and James fights to make sure he is not forgotten.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-0596. The Not Yet Requested Copy » reviewsFaramir seems to know every language that has ever been spoken, and that makes for many confusing situations as he demonstrates his skills. New chapters have been aded, but the title remains the same in honour of the first chapter.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,243 - Reviews: 360 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-2-04 - Faramir & Aragorn97. Not One Scratch reviewsAlec is going out on his first mission alone, and James just has to tease him about it. He challanges Alec to return without as much as one scratch.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-0598. A Light Exercise reviewsAlec and James was partners for many missions, and this is the first one. one shot to explore their relationship.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete99. Promise Me reviewsAnother one shot, Alec admits another fear of his, and asks James to promise him one thing. Deep friendship, but no slash.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-11-05 - Complete100. Nightmares reviewsNightmares haunts all children, and they do not go away as you grow older. Alec has to deal with his all alone. One shotJames Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-05 - Complete101. Not Alone in the Night reviewsAlec feels the night pressing down on him, making his fears all the more real, but this time he is not alone. James and Alec friendship, Oneshot.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-05 - Complete102. I’ll Catch You if I Can reviewsThis is my second oneshot where I try to explore what Alec and James meant to each other as friends.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-05 - Complete103. Happy Birthday reviewsJames Bond and Alec Trevelyan knew each others for years before Goldeneye, this is a one shot to explore what their relationship was like during that time.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete104. Desk of Dust » reviewsA comedy one shot based upon my fic the Not Yet Requested Copy. Aragorn's desk proves to be unpredictable.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 5-12-05 - Faramir & Aragorn - Complete105. Who Did You Say Stole the Declaration? reviewsIan was arested, but will he really be convicted for the crimes, Ian and Ben have a discussion about what will happen.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-30-05106. The Treasure Hunt for The Biggest Treasure of All reviewsA one shot about Boromir and Faramir as children. When Boromir wants to play treasure hunt with his father.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-27-05 - Faramir & Boromir - Complete107. The Oath That You Took reviewsA One Shot that follows on the same line as A Two Colour Chain Mail. Faramir swore an oath never to give his own life for Boromir's, but where does the line for breaking the oath lie?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-15-05 - Faramir & Boromir - Complete108. The Bath House Peril reviewsA hot summer day, a nice cool bath house, what more does one need for it to be a funny situation. Argorn, Faramir and Eomer in the Bath House peril.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-12-05 - Faramir & Aragorn109. The Heir and the Spare reviewsA poem about the two brothers, Boromir and Faramir, the Heir and the spare as they were seen by some.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-05 - Faramir & Boromir110. A Chain Mail of Two Colours reviewsThis is a sequel to 'A Two Colour Chain Mail,' and is mostly that tale from Faramir's point of view. Reading that story first is recomended.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-26-04 - Faramir & Boromir111. A Snow Ball Fight reviewsA winter tale with Faramir and his family. Since it is set after the movies the family is Eowyn and their children. A sweet and funny tale, one shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-21-04 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete112. A Two Colour Chain Mail reviewsIt is said that Boromir and Faramir would do all in their power to keep the other safe, just how far would one brother go to protect the other. A tale told by Boromir while the fellowship was walking.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-04 - Faramir & Boromir113. A Conversation About Brothers reviewsWhile the fellowship walked Boromir and Sam had a conversation about brothers, and Boromir takes the opertunity to tease Sam a just a little bit. Suposed to be short and funny, One Shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-19-04 - Boromir & Faramir - Complete