| The Battling Bard |
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Xena: Warrior Princess, and Robin Hood BBC. | |||||||||
1. The World's Worst Silmarillion Poem reviewsThe tragic tale of Feanor and the Doom of the Noldor. Like The Lays Of Beleriand, only worse.Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-31-082. Much's Mighty Cock reviewsMuch and Robin have some fun in the forestRobin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete3. The Vengeance of the Princes of The Noldor reviewsThe Princes of the Noldor wreak revenge on all those slanderous slash and pwp writers.Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete4. The Legolas Loves a Mortal Wangst Story From Hell reviewsI think the title says it all...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-08 - Legolas - Complete5. The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell » reviewsEver wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 3-6-06 - Legolas & Glorfindel - Complete6. The Curse of Eärendil the Blessed reviewsEärendil watches the world change in despairSilmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete7. The To The Point PWP Story From Hell reviewsaka, The Super Sexy Elves Halloween Party. Third in the ...From Hell seriesLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-07 - Glorfindel & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete8. The Arda Times: An Editors Story » reviewsA Gondorian newspaper editor regrets his employment of Middle-earth's biggest gossips. This is a satirical piece, and a comment on the lunacy of modern media.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 1-8-07 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete9. The Xenophobe's Guide To reviewsAn irreverant guide to the various races of Middle earth.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-4-0710. Second reviewsFor who can, be he Elda Maia or shining Vala, ever presume to know the deepest depths of a person's heart? FinweIndis pairing. Written because I'm tired of reading about poor Indis being abused by fanfiction writers.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-07 - Complete11. The Final Writings of Gabrielle reviewsAn elderly Gabrielle chooses her final resting place. Slight femslash GabrielleXena pairingXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-07 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete12. The To The Point Slash Story From Hell reviewsaka Anyone Fancy A Wank? Second in the ...From Hell series. A touching tale of true love old Ronnie would be proud of. WARNING! CONTAINS EXPLICIT AND HIGHLY UNREALISTIC GAY SEX, SLASH, YAOI, ANAL, S&M! Thought that might get your attentionLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-26-07 - Erestor & Glorfindel - Complete13. The Politically Correct Tale of Tinuviel » reviewsAnyone else think Tolkien is sexist and racist? Well this is the cure for you. Tolkien's legendary tale of love, bravery and sacrifice rewritten for our politically correct times.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-8-0714. The Sad Fate Of Umuiyan the Dark reviewsA Cat of Berúthiel bemoans the tragic fate of his luckless race.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-06 - Complete15. Desires Of The Hroa reviewsA wedded elf ponders his forbidden love for another. Inspired by a quote from Morgoth's Ring.Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-12-06 - Complete
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