In Memory of
George Carlin
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
"...and your spirit -- your IMMORTAL spirit -- shall live,
not in an intangible paradise, but in the brains and sinews
of those whose respect you have gained." ~Satanic Bible
You were one of the great ones, George, and you will be missed.
Name: Kiriona
Age: still young and kickin'
Nationality: American
Current Obsession: Prince of Persia and Evil Dead/Army of Darkness
Motto: 'You tell me what you think and I'll tell you what kind of idiot you are.'
Favorite swear word: ass
Favorite insult: Go fuck yourself with a loaf a bread. (HILLARIOUS insult)
Biggest vice: uh... probably Pride. It will be my downfall some day. ;_;
Favorite self quality: Easy! The fact that I'm extremely opinionated, unlike half the losers in the world that sit in front of the TV/computer/video game and rot their brains away. I LOVE MY ABILITY TO THINK CRITICALLY!
Favorite quotes: "Experience has taught me that wishful thinking only leads to disappointment." ~Prince of Persia
"Why is everyone so fucking stupid?" ~Kin Jong Il - Team America
"How about we staaay aquaintences and you leave me alone?" ~ Johnny Bravo
"You know why everything turned out wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid." ~ Foamy - Neurotically Yours
"Have you ever pictured what the planet will be like in forty to fifty years? It's going to be a big smoking ball of shit!" ~George Carlin
"Once again, I say to myself respectfully, 'What the fuck does that mean?'" ~George Carlin
"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that." ~George Carlin
"Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it!" ~George Carlin
"The public sucks, fuck hope!" ~George Carlin
"My brother says 'hello' so hooray for speech therapy!" ~Emo Philips
Projects
Dark Side of the Moon
Jak and Daxter have daughters: Jakie and Dawn (surprise surprise). when the two heros suddenly vansih one day without a trace, along with all the others, the two girls build a time machine and go back to solve the mystery. Unfortuneately, they end up in the time of Baron Praxis...
Complete! Although I've been thinking about a rewrite.
Two Roads Diverged
Self insert to Jak and Daxter. Jack, Trina and Kiri are all put into Jak's world and chaos ensues.
I might have to redo this one... I was looking at it the other day, and it just doesn't work for me, anymore.
Stained Glass
Discontinued. No ideas.
Sunspots
The sequal to Dark Side of the Moon. Now four years older, Jakie and Dawn return to the time to the good Baron when Jak fall deathly ill. There, they search endlessly for the Eco stone, an artifact of pure green eco that can cure and heal anything, no matter how fatal. However, when Erol tricks Jakie into thinking he can get it for her...
Resurrected! Some writter's block, here, but hopefully I'll start on it again, soon. Like in the next century...
Moonlight Shadow
I think I'll probably be redoing this one...
I think I'll be redoing this one. Since I've been tossing up the idea of reworking Dark Side of the Moon, so i might end up working the two together somehow.
Eternity
A revision of Dark Side of the Moon. After an accident with Jakie's latest invention, Her, Dawn, Leon and Truth are stranded in the time of Praxis' rule. They know they aren't supposed to fiddle with the time line, for the sake the the future they know and love...
No ideas. I'll get back it it some day, though.
Meadow Flower
A new addition is welcomed into the Smash Mansion. she seems to be enjoying herself, and Marth is really warming up to her. Too bad no one knows about her shady past and that someone who she thought long dead is seeking revenge on her...
I'm planning to take this one down and redo it,and I pretty much know what I want to do with it, now I just have to put it into words.
The Keybearer
A poem about the first Kingdom Hearts game. I can't believe I wrote it on a whim...
Eternity Can End Within Seconds
Another poem I wrote on a whim. This one sums up all three Prince of Persia games. There's also a new one up with it now called 'The Prince'.
In the Shadow of the Ravan
The only daughter of the Prince of Persia in now the only survivor of a brutal attack on the city of Babylon. While searching the ruins of the palace, she meets a stranger, everyone's favorite Dark Prince in the flesh. hving never known about her father's triffles with the Sands of Time, The Dark Prince tricks her into going out to the Island of Time, believing she can reverse what has happened, and make thing's right again. But the dark prince has other plans, that don't bode well for Ravan...
Definitely going to rework this one. Not now though.
Warrior's Angel
I'm stuck in Sands of Time! Crap! But What's this? I get wings? Cool! Wait... they don't work?! Damn it all! This lil ficy was inspired by 'Dark Dreams' and 'Prince of Persia: Gamer Within'.
I'm happy to sy that I have started writing part four. I haven't had many reviews, though. But anyways, I pretty much know what I'm going to do with it, and rest assured, there will be plenty more of what I've already introduced!
The Witch and the Warrior
Another Prince of Persia fic about one of the Prince;s many triffles with the Dahaka. We all know that the Island of Time was his last ditch attempt at freeing himself, but what about the previous tries? This is one of them.
Currently on hold... I want to try and finish one thing at a time.
The Great Chase
A one-shot about a 'suspenseful' Dahaka chase in the back alleys of Babylon.
XD
In the Dark of the Night
Another erm... 'heart pounding' Dahaka chase.
XD!
The Legend of the Headless Horseman
The Prince is confronted by a demon rider under a blood red moon. Who is this monsterous murderer? What does he want from the Prince?
On hold until Halloween.
Coming Soon
Blood Moon - A Zelda fic about vampires. Still in the process of being put together.
Heaven of Flame - A Ratchet and Clank fic that is also still in the put-together process, but it'll be based on the third game, Up Your Arsenel.
Apocolypse (working title) - Ever wonder what would happen if the Prince of Persia had embraced his darker half, rather than surpressed it?
Email: Kiriona777@hotmail.com
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