Poiniard
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since: 05-12-01, id: 68338, Profile Updated: 12-04-07
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Dungeons and Dragons, EverQuest, Fairy Tales, and Alpha Centauri.

Favorite lines:

"To most civilized people, adventurers are indistinguishible from ruffians." ~from Scoundrels and Ruffians (The Council)

"Adventuring is about never having dry feet, never getting any sleep, never having nice clothes or a light pack." ~from The Innkeeper’s Daughters

"Looks like Tymora is with you lads tonight," said the Captain. ~from The Council

Greed is the death of many thieves. ~from Greed (Thieves Tales)

"Rest easy, the sword is yours now. Until whichever long-dead wizard forged the thing comes looking for it." ~from Poiniard’s Tale (Thieves Tales)

"Turnips and pig snouts again!" ~from Better Times (The Council)

"Hand me my Dwarven War Ladder, Bel. I'm goin' up." ~from The Beginnings of Destiny

"Soldiers always complain, it's what they do when they aren't fighting." ~from Incursion

Best D&D fanfictions on the net:

1. The Adventurers (www.peldor.com)

2. The Mesalliance (www.enworld.org/showthread/php?t=130712)

3. Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil/Liberation of Tenh (http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31153)

4. Skin of Glass (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2269492/1/)

5. Castle Greyhawk (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3720731/1/)

Remember, a hero is just an adventurer who didn't put his lowest roll in charisma. All reviews are welcome.


1. The Beginnings of Destiny » reviews
[FINISHED] The tales of the erudite wizard Belrosian Kenshed, Steward of the Western Tower. These stories are a stylized account of actual events. Updated after a long hiatus.
EverQuest - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 8-6-03 - Complete
2. Faction Eliminated reviews
The University and the Hive factions try to eliminate the Spartans and the Gaians.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-07
3. Angst » reviews
The short story of an angst-ridden good drow exile and other parodies
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 6-20-03
4. The Five Maidens of Bryn » reviews
COMPLETE Five women, captives of a sorcerous dragon, band together to escape from a demon haunted fortress.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 2-4-07 - Complete
5. Something's Cooking » reviews
COMPLETE Four young adventurers investigate a mysterious cottage on the edge of town, and find something's cooking.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete
6. A Tale of Two Sisters reviews
A Tale of Two Sisters: The Story of Briar Rose and Snow White
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-05
7. The Innkeeper's Daughters » reviews
The tale of three sisters who set out for adventure, only to learn there is much the bards leave out.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,889 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-25-05 - Published: 7-25-03
8. Thieves Tales » reviews
A few short tales of greed, treachery and adventure about- you guessed it- thieves. Plus, the tale of my infamous namesake.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,490 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 6-19-03
9. The Deck of Many Things » reviews
COMPLETE The iconic characters from the Player's Handbook embark on an adventure to win a Minor Artifact.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,980 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 2-23-05 - Complete
10. The Council » reviews
[FINISHED] Tales of the Black Dragons of Cormyr set in the Forgotten Realms
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 7-13-03 - Complete