Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word

Hi'ya fellow writers/readers/crazy-stalker-fangirls(boys)! This is Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word speaking telling you all to have a safe trip while browsing my stories and favorites! Loves yall! ~.~

Name:I steal my friends names when I'm bored but shall never disclose my personal name. As is I'm not an idiot. =P
Age:Bashes secret file document bwahaha now you will never know!
Location: The wonderful country of America which I shall not expand on.
Likes: Annoying security guards, hanging out with friends, making people believe I'm lesbian and totally want there hot bod. Mean that in the nicest way possible. Sorta. Energy Drinks lots and lots of energy drinks.
Gender:Female
Favorite Anime characters: Duo(Gundam Wing), Ranma(Ranma 1/2), Ryou(YuGiOh)
Dislikes: Prejudice people, perverts(when they wont leave me alone otherwise they're freaken hilarious), Bullies.
Syblings: Seven- no comment
Sports: Soccer, volleyball, flag football
Hobbys: Reading, Writing, growing plants, eating.
Favorite Animes: Naruto, Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, YuYuHakusho, Xmen, Ouran High School Host Club, Ranma 1/2, YuGiOh, Yami No Matsuei.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, Romeo(No not Romeo and Juliet, that book is annoying), Wicked Lovely, Jannet Evanovich and others I cant think of at the moment.

Favorite Moment:

Choir teacher- Alright everyone now let's take out your Kyrie song!

Class- groan

Random student- I hate that song!

Choir teacher- Excuse me, I think we must discuss what is happening in this class. You all are causing to much of a fuss over one little song. In this choir class you do not just shout out how much you hate a song, Altos (glares at altos, including me) You will all just have to rise to the challenge so we can all come together and finish all of our songs.

Class- Silence, then...

Me- I'm pretty sure that was choir talk for tough shit.

Favorite Comeback: (stolen from Phil)

Someone insults you, your mother, father, or pet pig. You stare them straight in the eye and say "I'm happier" before leaving.

Favorite Pairings:
Harry/Blaise(male)- Harry Potter- Dude can you say sexy Italian with an uke harry! Hell Yes!
Draco/Harry-Harry Potter- I love this pairing , but once again Harry=Uke NOT Draco.
Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha-Inuyasha- Incest! But you know you think its hott as hell.
Heero/Duo-Gundam Wing- Heero is seme thats all there is to it. Duo is always the uke, I meen he is basic uke material. Happy, smiling, long hair...
Kurama/Yusuke-YuYuHakusho- Its so funny because Kurama seems girly from first glance, but we all know he would so kick your ass. I meen look at Karasu.
Sirius/Snape-Harry Potter- I havent seen a whole lot of this one, but as long as Snape isnt greasy I think it would be cool.
Kyuubi(male)/Naruto- Naruto- Sexy posessive red head with cute little innocent Naruto. This is the part where I shamelessly swoon.
Blaise/Ron- Harry Potter- I have come to love this pair because you don't see a lot of stories with Ron being gay in them. I can personally picture it.
Jack/Will- Pirates of the Caribbean- Okay Jack Sparrow is the bitch of all pirates. So its funny to read stories where he is always trying to seduce Will and Will always turns him down.
Sasuke/Naruto- Naruto- There are so many of these its not even funny. Very amusing to read though, because Naruto is always fighting with Sasuke over whos Seme. Of course we all know who its really going to be. =)
Voldemort/Harry- Harry Potter- One stipulation. He has to look like Tom Riddle. None of this nasty ass snake crap.
Kiba/Joey- YuGiOh- Okay hot multi billionare brunette with an equally hott fowl mouthed blonde. I think I will pass out from nose bleeds.

Pairings I would love to just Kill off:
Harry/Hermione- Harry Potter- Okay just one word. EW! Hermione is either a sisterly figure or a bitch makes everything so much easier.
Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter- I just dont like this pairing. Period. It gives me the creeps.
Harry/Cho- Harry Potter- This is the point where I can do this. Coughs for a second before getting a face of horror and screaming bloody murder before fainting and falling backwards.
Inuyasha/Kagome- Inuyasha- I HATE Kagome. She treats Inuyasha like a pet she can just kick around.
Ranma/Akane- Ranma- Okay now this chick is the worlds biggest Bitch! I just want to destroy her and everyone in her family... Except Kasumi. She cooks really good.
Yusuke/Keiko- YuYuHakusho- I see them as being more of brother/sister relationship.

Characters I love to bash with giant hammers of doom:
Dumbledore- What can I say old people tick me off.
Ron- I don't like the way Rowling portrays Ron in the books. She makes him out to be a complete idiot and I do like Ron so it annoys me when he's done something completely stupid.
Hermione- Unless Hermione and Harry are all sibling like I just cant stand her. I would like nothing more then to just rip her buck teeth out and shove them into her eyeballs.
Akane- This girl is the most hypocritical girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I feel so bad for Ranma.
Cho- AHHHH! Runaway! Nasty slut of doom will destroy you with her slutty stilletos that are so big they have real fish in them!
Kagome- She treats Inuyasha like a pet! When I become ruler of the known universe she will be the one who cleans the toilets in my castle.
Ryoga- Bwahahaha! I fry you into tasty bacon you stupid P-Chan!

As you can see I absolutely love slash although I like boy/girl pairings I just like slash better. Anyways onto my stories that I should be writing about more.

CHALLENGES

Ranma 1/2

In this story picture it after the failed wedding. Ranma is annoyed with life and is trying to change from what he is being forced to play. Then he meets a boy about maybe a year or two older then himself. He's not a martial artist, not even close! In fact he's a guitarist who is in a band (name of your choosing) he and his band are semi popular but they decided they need a new singer.Some how he convinces Ranma into singing a piece of music and lo and behold they find out Ranma has the best singers voice ever heard. He tells his band (who consist of who you want) and with their help they coerce Ranma into becoming their lead singer. From there he is introduced to the world of punk rock parties, mosh pits, underage drinking, being arrested, and just having fun.

REQUIRMENTS:

-Ranma has to wizen up and start to ditch all of his fiances.

-Ranma is to be paired up with a guy who is not Mousse or Ryouga.

-The band has to be a punk rock band, any kind at all.

-Ranma does not cut his hair.

-He and the band have to be arrested at least once for disturbing the public. From there they have to somehow talk their way out of a fine.

-I don't care how but they have to leave Nerima, I would like it to be Japan altogether but will settle for just Nerima

-This can not crossover with any other book or anime, and Ranma is not to find a cure or get locked in his cursed form.

Ranma 1/2

Okay here's one that I have never seen before ever! I want someone to do a story that has a Saffron/Ranma pairing as that would totally make my day. I don't care how you do it, where you do it, or when you do it, just do one!

Harry Potter

I was suddenly hit with this idea and was excited by all the possibilities it could bring. I want someone to do a Harry Potter and The Scorpion King crossover. Tom Riddle would be portrayed as the evil ruler, the bounty hunter would be Harry, and the person as seer would be Draco. Usually I'm not into the whole Draco is the girl in the relationship but I thought of this and I couldn't help myself, Draco would just be a very could seer. So if anyone decides to do this crossover please contact me with details!

Stories

Hidden Inside: The Story Never Told- Okay this story is Inuyasha and Harry Potter Crossover I just updated this story and while I have a basic idea of where its going and have even thought of something for a sequal I havent yet written it all down. Its Draco/Harry Shippou/Neville and Blaise/Hannah. Also lots of Hermione/Ron/Dumbledore Bashing.

I Finally See- This is an InuXHp story and focuses more on Action/Adventure then my other stories do. It will hold romance, a lot in fact, but it wont be as centric as most of my stories tend to be. It is Yaoi, but no it isnt Harry/Sesshy as everyone seems to think.

Scroll of Laquexia- This is one of my more genius ideas. There are tons of Harry in Azkaban fics along with Harry is the ruler of Azkaban. But what if there was a story where there is an entire kingdom/populace that look human, but have all the powers of dementors? So in this the prince comes to Hogwarts to make Harry his mate. It will also be slash, like pretty much everything I do is, but its going to be an OCHP

Paint Thy Love Black and Blue- This story is surprisingly not focused around Harry. I was getting annoyed with all of the Ron bashing so I made Ron all funny and sarcastic and not an idiot in this story. It's basically about how Blaise is trying to seduce Ron into marrying him while Ron finds out he is the Heir of the Weasley family making him all rich and powerful. Voldemort is dead and Ron is annoyed with all the drama suddenly happening. It's a Slash fic of course =P and it's a Blaise/Ron pairing with maybe a couple of side pairings.

True Ambitions- My sister one time described this story as being "that weird gryffendor cult story," I of course found this immensely hilarious but decided not to comment. It's about how everyone in Gryffendor is a lot smarter then the school gives them credit for. They have a secret society of gryffendors, past and present who are like a large interconnected spy network. They're all extremely smart, and yeah slightly cultish but it's very good if I do say so myself. It has slash and het but there are no set pairings for Harry yet... (+)_(+)

Homophobia is WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (... )

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Guilty as charged)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

I found this on someones profile and found it fucking hilarious! But I don't know it may just be the fact that i'm really hyper right now and am finding everything hilarious, who knows.

And to End this I give you Fluffy The Destroyer of Worlds! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!