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PhantomElphaba
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since: 10-10-04, id: 685122, Profile edited: 03-21-08
Author has written 21 stories for Marching Band, X-overs, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, RENT, and Harry Potter.

Hi! My name is PhantomElphaba (hah! You thought I was gonna give you my real name didn't you?) I write fanfiction. Right now it's mainly Harry Potter. I'm also into Phantom of the Opera (the movie with Gerard Butler...so sue me...actually please don't, as I'm broke), Wicked, and Rent (the movie).

I am absolutely in love with Nick! (known on ff.net as SalohcinSilverwing)

Okay, so, for anyone who's wondering, a lot of my more recent stories have come from a role play that my friend Destiny and I are doing. Basically, she's Andromeda, and I'm...everybody else. A few things that spawned from this are:

1) Dumbledore is God (This is stirctly joking and not meant to offend any religions). After all, he did bring Harry back to life.
2) As such, he can bring anyone back to life- Hence, Dora, Remus, Sirius, Bella, and Fred are all alive.
3) Sirius and Andromeda have fallen in love. We don't even remember how this came about.
4) Bella went on an interesting journey- she, Voldie, and the Death Eaters were still alive, then Mea killed Bella, Dumbledore brought her back and she had a change of heart, she returned involuntarily to Him, she went back to Mea, returned to Him again- at first only to protect her loved ones, and then got so wrapped up in the dark arts once again that she nearly kills Mea, and then Mea brings her back for good...and wow, my head's spinning. Don't worry. Fanfics will be posted soon to explain further. SOmething else happened that I'm not going to say, except that it's major.

Coming Soon-
The Black Sisters: A look at the lives of Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa when they were all younger.
Beyond the Grave: Two years after the battle at Hogwarts
Are You Effing Sirius?!: Based on an icon my friend showed me. A simple miscommunication at the Order's Christmas dinner leads to...an interesting chain of events.
I'm also working on an HP chatroom thing. Haven't got a title for it yet.
Also, some fanfics telling Bella's story based off of the role play Destiny and I have been doing.

In Progress-
Black As She's Painted?: Bellatrix's Hogwarts years.
What Is This Feeling?- Poems for Wicked
The Case of the Missing Mask- Several different shows, musicals, and movies are mixed together. The results are chaos, mayhem, and anarchy. Gred and Forge would be proud.
The Truth of the Phantom of the Opera- I know, I know. I'm suffering a severe case of writer's block with this one.
Tango: High School- Spontanieus (sp?) parodies of my favorite songs from RENT
Cyber Meetings- characters from different shows, musicals, etc. meet in a chatroom. Haven't had any great ideas for this recently.

Favorites-
Movie: The Phantom of the Opera, RENT, The Notebook, Moulin Rouge, Interview With the Vampire, Original Sin, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean
Song: Because You Loved Me, Someday, You'll Be In My Heart, Faint (Linkin Park), Thnks fr th Mmrs, Body to Body Heart to Heart, and...God, the list goes on.
TV Show: Blood Ties, Teen Titans, Charmed, Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, Mythbusters
Food: Vanilla ice cream, topped with whipped cream and chocolate syrup...(shivers Inside joke...don't ask)
Book: Wicked, Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Artemis Fowl.
Musicals: WICKED!

Pairings (my most favorite is first)-
~Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Andromeda/Sirius (don't ask...)
~Wicked: Fiyeraba, Gloq/Balinda/G(a)linda+Boq, NesaBoq (Noq? Bessa?)(only sometimes). Cannot stand Gelphie (augh!).
~RENT: MarkJoanne, MimiRoger, AngelCollins, and some MaureenJoanne. Least favorite: Uh...anything else.
~Phantom: ErikChristine...and that's it. Least favorite is ChristineFop...uh, I mean Raoul.
~Teen Titans: RaeRob, BBTerra, and BBStar (sometimes). I can't stand RobStar for some reason.
That's it for now. (Note: If you write a good romance story with any of my top pairings (Fiyeraba, EC, or RaeRob), then you will probably become one of my top favorite authors. -hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, punch-)

Original quotes:
~"I love you." -Nick, to me. :D
~"You smelled like oranges" 'My shampoo' "...and coffee" 'Had one before the meeting' "...and woman" 'Oh, God...' ~Remus and Tonks in a fanfic...I can't remember the title.
"OPEN THE CHIP DIP!" -Gir (as I have nicknamed one of my friends) and I after reading the fanfic "Open the Chip Dip," by elphabathedelirious32.
~"Touch me..." "Don't mind if I do" -Erik (singing Music of the Night) and me (watching Phantom)
~"CARLOTTA'S DOGS!" -Tala (my friend) as we wrote a stupid little bit called, "Mysteries of Phantom"
~"We're not good at thinking, Mr. Dickson." -JD (A guy in my class after our teacher said, "Think about it for a minute.")
~"Well, yes I do!" "Do I detect a Southern accent? Are you from Kansas?" -Glinda (in th cornfield after she smacked Elphaba) and me watching Wicked.

Quotes from books, movies, etc.:
~"Kissing is like drinking salted water: You drink, and your thirst increases" ~Chinese Proverb
~"What? What are you all staring at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth? (sighs) Okay, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No, I didn't eat grass as a child..." -Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"What a tragically beautiful face you have." Looks at Elphaba "And you must be...?" "I'm the other sister, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic." - Mme. Morrible and Elphie; Wicked (Musical)
~"For you see my roommate is..." "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and all together quite impossible to describe..." "BLONDE!" - Elphie and Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"We can't all come and go by bubble!" -Elphie; Wicked (musical)
~"You're gonna be pop-u-u-lar!" -Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"It's 'Glinda'...the 'Guh' is silent." -Glinda; Wicked (musical)
~"I hope you'll prove me wrong...but I doubt it." -Madame Morrible (and later, Glinda); Wicked (musical)
~SMACK! Elphie cackles "Feel better?" "Well, yes, I do!" "Good." SMACK! -Glinda and Elphie; Wicked (musical)
~"Eleka nahmen, nahmen, au tum, au tum, eleka nahmen..." -Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"Poor Galinda forced to reside/ with someone so disgusticified" -Students at Shiz; Wicked (musical)
~":It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was rhetorical." -Glinda; Wicked (musical)
~"Bright? She's phosphorescent!" -Galinda; Wicked (musical)
~"Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow." "No, you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't be so unhappy." -Fiyero and Elphaba; Wicked (musical)
~"You give me dyspepsia, Avaric; you, and the beans we ate at lunch." -Elphaba; Wicked (book).
~"I don't dress for your approval, boys." -Elphaba; Wicked (book)
~"That would suck, having skin the color of shit." "What a thing to say! If you ask me, that's a shitty opinion." -Avavaric and Elphie; Wicked (book)
~"Today for you...tomorrow for me!" -Angel; RENT
~"We're not gonna pay/ LAST YEAR'S RENT!!" -Ensemble; RENT
~"Would you light my candle? What are you staring at?" -Mimi; RENT
~"I gotta jar o' dirt! and guess what's inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Why is the rum always gone? Oh, that's why." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Hide the rum." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
~"Oh bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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"Shall we run for our lives?" "Oh yes, lets." -Timon and Pumbaa; Lion King 1 1/2.
~"Come what may...I will love you, until my dying day." -Christian and Satine; Moulin Rouge
~"I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that will damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world." -Armand; Interview with the Vampire


My new song obsession is:

"Body to Body, Heart to Heart"
By: Cher

Body to body, body to body
Heart to heart
Body to body, body to body
Heart to heart

Looking in your eyes tonight
I can see everything I need
holding your heart close to mine
Feeling you, breathing you

Body to body, heart to heart
Body to body, body to body
Heart to heart

Breathing every breath with you
Next to you is where I need to be
Part of every part of you
Feeling you feeling me
We melt together in a tender kiss
No night has ever been a night like this
When I'm with you
When I'm with you

I could drown in your eyes
Die in your amrs
Live for these moments here in the dark
I don't know where I end
Not sure where you start
When we're body to body, heart to heart
Body to body, heart to heart
Body to body, body to body
Heart to heart




1. Child of Darkness » reviews
Something happens to Bellatrix that changes her life forever. Set post DH, but things are different. Prologue explains everything. I guess, some BellaVoldie. Also, SiriusAndromeda, and possibly others later on. R & R Please. Rated for inferences of rape.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 3-11-08
2. Gum Stealing Puppy reviews
A cute little MeaSirius Oneshot I wrote ages ago and just now decided to post. And,yes, Dest, I would like you to review if you feel like it. Read and Review.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08
3. I Can't Live Without You reviews
New oneshot. Um...Sirius thinks Mea is cheating on him and loses it. Dora knocks some sense back into him. Rated to be safe.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
4. Breathe reviews
Songfic to Breathe by Faith Hill. SiriusAndromeda. Yes, I know they are cousins. Rated to be safe.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
5. Who You'd Be Today reviews
A Songfic based on the song by Kenny Chesney. Set between Order of the Phoenix and Half Blood Prince. AndromedaSrius. Read and Review, please!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 11-5-07
6. The Dark Lord Went Up to Hogwarts reviews
A bit of random humor I came up with, based on THe Devil Went Down to Georgia. Don't ask how I came up with it, just read and review. Rated for one wordiedird in the song lyrcs.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 11-5-07
7. In Her Lap reviews
Andromeda is trying to read a book, but Sirius is distracting her. Oneshot, might be series of oneshots. Mostly humorous fluff. SBAT. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07
8. Body to Body, Heart to Heart reviews
Based on the song by Cher. This is sort of a new pairing. I'm not sure what people will think of it. Sirius BlackAndromeda Tonks. No flames, please!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07
9. Bellatrix: Black As She's Painted? reviews
Goes through Bellatrix's Hogwarts years. Just some of the really improtant parts in each year. I'm not sure where this'll go. I got the idea and ran with it. Please R&R! Rating may or may not go up.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
10. At the Mercy of Bellatrix Lestrange » reviews
Two confrontations between Nymphadora Tonks, and her aunt, Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix is a little ooc in the first chapter, but that's to help the story. Trust me. Just read and Review, please. Rated for a few swear words. Better safe than sorry.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 7-30-07
11. Breakaway reviews
My old songfic, reposted. I had noticed an error, and I had to correct it.
Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-07
12. What Is This Feeling? » reviews
I decide to write poems based on the characters and their thoughts, starting with Elphaba's birth. I'll use book and musical, depending on the poem. Rating may or may not go up.
Wicked - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 11-17-06
13. The Case of the Missing Mask reviews
Actually, that's just the title of it. It's what happens when you combine Phantom,Teen Titans,RENT,Wicked, and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. Rated for mild language and suggestve material Haha. that always makes me laugh. Anyway, RR, plz
X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 5-2-07
14. Behind These Hazel Eyes reviews
Based on the Kelly Clarkson song. Read and review.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07
15. The Truth of the Phantom of the Opera » reviews
Christine knows alot more about the Phantom than anyone imagined. There is going to be a lovely surprise in chapters 2 and 3. Rated for languange and suggestive material, both in later chapters. ErikChristine, majorly. Category changed at request of revie
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 5-6-06
16. Breaking the Habit reviews
Songfic based on Likink Park's Breaking the Habit. read and review. Rated for one bad word and drug use. Nothing major. Just playin it safe.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-27-07
17. Wicked Witch of the North reviews
Stupid oneshot. Told from Glinda, Fiyero, and Elphie's POV's respectively. Let me know what you think. Rated for mild violence. Better safe than sorry.
Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-07
18. Tango:High School » reviews
Originally just Tango:High School. Now a parody of RENT songs? Got ideas? Let me know. You'll get credit, I promise. Rated for mild language.
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 8-30-06
19. Because of You reviews
Wicked Songfic base on Kelly Clarkson's Because of You, as the title implies. My first Wicked fic, and first songfic. Let me know what you think! Oneshot. Tiny bit of FaeYero. Also, a bit of a mix of book and musical
Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 7-26-06
20. Cyber Meetings reviews
TT, PTO, KND, Charmed, and HP meet in a cyber chat and then in real life.
X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 9-7-05
21. Band of the Floyd » reviews
My friend and I are both in the school band. This is what would happen if our director was 15 minutes late. Rated for language and mild violence. Please read and reveiw! COMPLETE!
Complete - Marching Band - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-28-05 - Published: 4-23-05
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