So yeah, we're a team. TWO OF US. How scandalous.

We hate Cassandra Claire and Emo. That's why we say they should die. Cassandra Claire is a bad writer, and we don't understand why so many people like her. Emo is a crappy form of music and style. BOYCOTT CASSANDRA CLAIRE AND EMO! We will be starting a campaign shortly.

We have each semi-code-named ourselves.

Die Cassandra Claire is Docta Dre.

Die Emo is Flying Panda Cal.

AIM: Asshats Are Hot

We sometimes write things together, but sometimes we don't.

Give us challenges; there is only so much our feeble minds can think of.

Loserface, read our shiot, mmkay biotch.

Read our other shiot:

Scarecrow and Gnome

Simply Slytherin

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1. Panda Express reviews

Harry winds up on The Panda Express. Fortune cookies, chopstick wars, and confusion of whether the eyes of the Chinese are open or closed. are opened or closed. Stereotypes and free food for everyone! Written by Die Emo.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-26-05

2. Gluteus Maximus Extreme and the Frying Pan of Doom reviews

A challenge... Lethargic fingers find no inspiration, so read this crap. Written by Die Cassandra Claire.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-23-05

3. The Creevey Files reviews

A series of challenges...Colin Creevey records the events of the oddities occuring around the castle at Hogwarts. Written by Die Emo.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-23-05

4. Wonderful Fruit reviews

A Challenge... Insanity fills Hogwarts Castle on the first day back. Set in 5th year. Beans, Brownies and Giggles. Read on. Flames are welcome. Written by Die Emo.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-23-05