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Name: La Pluie de Sang

Real Name: Do you really think I'll tell?

Sex: Male

Age: Born in MCMLXXXI. Yes, I'm that old.

Location: I ain't telling that either, unless you're a hack or you read the rest of this bio, then you can probably tell.

Favourite TV Shows: I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. Mantracker, departures, Canucks Hockey...hmmm, that's probably it. There's simply nothing good on TV anymore. So aside from OLN, TV sucks.

Favourite Manga/Anime: Bamboo Blade, Yokuwakaru Gendai Mahou, Love Hina, Naruto (as much as I hate to admit it), K-ON! (that too), Gin no Saji.

What do you want to do in the near future?

Travel the world‼ Unfortunately, I have no money right now. :(

What the heck happened to you for the past three years?

Well, there's this thing called 'life'. I travelled around (even got to visit Japan), went back to school, and tried out some jobs. As you would imagine, that sequence of events lead to things being extremely busy...even too busy to read fanfiction at one point.

I (fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view) now have plenty of free time (if you know what I mean), so hopefully, I can pick up where I left off. Emphasis on hopefully.

What on Earth happened to Memory Locked Up?

Apparently, script format is not allowed on ff.net, so the admins removed it. As I said, I had little time to write, though some time to read. Well, I was in the process of re-writing it (which is not easy at all) to conform to acceptable format. Unfortunately, it's now officially abandoned, considering the progress made in Naruto canon now completely diverged from my storyline.

To those of you who wish to see the story in its full clichéd and horrible form, here's the URL. Do keep in mind that this was written in 2004, and was considered revolutionary back then.

What about Closet Weirdo?

It's a Love Hina fic called Closet Weirdo. In a nutshell, I plucked Hasegawa Chisame from Mahou Sensei Negima and put her in the Love Hina universe. Read the summary. Better yet, read the story! It started just to get myself writing again after a twenty month hiatus. Then it grew into something else. So if you Naruto fans are wondering why the re-lauch date was bumped down indefinitely, this is one of the reasons.

Unfortunately, still on long-term hiatus. Expect slow and irregular updates as I try to regain my form.

What's this fic A Kumo-Nin's Guide to Konoha? Don't you dare tell us you're starting another fic before finishing another!

Actually, yes, I am indeed starting a new fic. I just can't freaking keep this plot bunny out of my head.

Oh well, just read it.

What other awesome ideas are there in your head that are driving you crazy?

I doubt these will ever see the light of day, since my projects tend to lose momentum after a while. I'll probably never get around to even starting these, but hey, who knows what will happen.

1) Naruto managed to 'graduate' two days late, thanks to Mizuki-sensei (as usual). Unfortunately, teams were already set, so he was assigned to become the assistant of Konoha's Chief Librarian and Archivist, Miyazaki Nodoka. Hilarity ensues. (Naruto × Negima Crossover)

2) How will Naruto ever achieve his childhood dream of becoming Yondaime Tsuchikage if the rest of his team (and his sensei) is composed of three brunettes who would like to do nothing more than drink tea and eat cake? (Naruto × K-ON! Crossover)

3) Negi seeks help from the Anehara Family to find his father and help restore the Magical World. Unfortunately, the Anehara Family has been out of the classical magic business for years, and the only practitioner is engaged in the unorthodox practice of computer-assisted modern magic. (Negima × Yokuwakaru Gendai Mahou Crossover)

4) Haruno Sakura, would you like to become a magical girl? (Naruto × Puella Magi Madoka Magica Crossover)

Yeah, yeah, I know...a lot of these are crossovers.