Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone. (Yay Alice.)
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries. (Amen!)
6. Some people are just danger magnets. (Poor Bella)
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. (Woot!)
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! (Amen!)
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. (Hehe)
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. (Hah)
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. (Edward...)
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule. (Naturally)
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. (EDWARD!)
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. (Haha)
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. (YAY!)
25. Romeo was an idiot. (Amen, Edward)
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. (Bella...)
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. (TEAM EDWARD FTW!!)
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise. (Ugh...)

Q: What is your name?

A: My name is Sara. :)

Q: How do you get to your level of awesomeness?

A: Well, you know, eat your veggies, blah blah blah. :))) Just kidding... sort of.

Q: So, you read a lot of fanfiction. Would you read mine?

A: Well, I'm really busy, always constantly writing and all that. But if you're my friend, sure, I'll read it. :). Just ask. I'm always up for a good read.

Q: If I send the draft of my story to your email and ask you to check it and add stuff, would you do it?

A: Sure would. Even though I don't have a beta reader thing, I've edited my friends' things SO much I probably should have a beta.

Q: Where do you get inspiration?

A: Well, that's a hard question. I'm very good at reading into people, so to speak. And I've gone through my share of crap. Seriously. I know what it's like to be suicidal and not trust your father and all. And I really understand people, so that's how I can 'become' the character so to speak, since I usually love writing in first person.

Q: I heard you always have music on when you write. What do you listen to?

A: Geez. Get ready for a list! Sixx:A.M, Madina Lake, Dive!, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Dresden Dolls, Flyleaf, Stereo Fuse, Plain White T's, All Time Low, We The Kings, Hit The Lights, Skillet, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, From First To Last, Blink 182, Motley Crue, Rolling Stones, Dashboard Confessional, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, The Veronicas, Ashley Parker Angel, Mayday Parade, Evans Blue, Boys Like Girls, Hawthorne Heights, Self Against City, Evanescence, Nothing Ever Stays, and lots more.

Q: So, given your music, you're like an emo kid, right?

A: Hahahhahahahah. No. I'm not.

Q: So I heard you like anime. What's your favorite?

A: Geez. I don't have a favorite. But I really like Inuyasha, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, and FMA. And then there's the stuff I have to watch online 'cause they don't play it on TV. My favorites are Midori Days, Kanon, and Romeo x Juliet.

Q: You probably read a lot too, right?

A: Yeah. I read as much as weed addicts smoke weed. And that's bad!

Q: I heard you have a FictionPress account, too. What's your pen name?

A: I change it all the time, but if you wanna look me up, my pen name is AngelsCryForYou.

Q: Anything else you'd like to say to your lovely fans?

A: If I could give you all yellow Porsches, I would. You guys are freakin' crazy! Loves you all!

Hearts and rainbows,

Wicked/Sara

Just so you know, I shall be putting my story, Sapphists, on hold. I'm currently working on finishing my novel over on FictionPress. I'm so sorry. I'll probably be updating it if I'm stuck with my novel, but until it's finished, I probably won't be updating the story soon. I'm so sorry, you guys.