Hi, everyone. This is lightinshadows. I am no longer using this pen name. Instead, if you want to talk with me or want to know where I am, I'm now under the penname cHiBaEmI. This penname is now going to be used by my younger sibling, Shiro-chan! Please treat her well. I don't think she will be writing anymore Yu-Gioh! but you can find her in the Naruto fandom. Thank you for your support with my stories, you are too kind. I'll still reply to my old favorites. Good luck writing!

~Emi

(btw, The Wish Bracelet is going to be discontinued. Sorry for readers!)

Sup? I'm, um, Emi's sister and i'm going to be on naruto doing sasusaku(no offense yu-gioh fans, i just can't stand the voice overs on the anime).I like alot of things and dislike very little(that whole glass half full kinda thing). I hope that you guys enjoy everything I write(or will write) and i will update every week.pweeze review? Pwetty pweeze?

Er, that's it so...

Some(a lot) quotes that i lurve!!

"Your making me claustrophobic." "What's claustrophobic mean?" "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause." "Hohohohoho!!" -Spongebob

"Do ya fear death?" "You have no idea."-Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End

"I've got a jar of dirt!"-Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Mans Chest

"Rule Number 1,the customer is always right. Rule Number 2, if the customer is wrong, refer to Rule#1"-The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants( i think)

"We must get drunk immediatly!"

"Knowledge is power.Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda cool."

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. The sheep are lying!"

"I like cats, I just can't eat a whole one by myself."

"I said, she said, I heard...but my hearing might be wrong."

"Play with me through rows of speeding cars."

"Sakura...your forehead is so huge...makes me want to lick it."

"When life gives you bananas make banana bread!"

"I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!! YAY!!"

"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."

"I run like a girl. If you were faster, you could too."

"You can stick feathers up your ass but that won't make you a chicken."

"I met up with fate...she doesn't like me very much..."

"You know you've created God in your image when He hates all the same people you do."

"Time to do what I do best. Promise not to get jealous?"

"Would it kill you to smile?" "Maybe."

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

"Say it again and I'll drop kick a baby!"

Some things about me...

Age: wouldn't you like to know?

Current Place on Earth: the USA baby!

Real Name: pfft...like I would tell you

Eye Color: green( I swear to god they're not yellow. Don't listen to them, they LIE,LIE!!)

Hair Color: brown /w blonde highlights (natural)

Things I Like...

music...ummmm reading and,um,writing?

wow..i must hate a lot of things...

Things I Hate...

Karin (go crawl in a corner and die you little freak)

Cheese (EWWWWWWWWW!!)

Injuries (it BURNS!!)

There's lots more but I'm lazy so your just going to have to make do.

Hmmmmm...oh I know!!

Greatest Questions in Life...

Why is the rum always gone?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Who is Howdie do dee?

Okay, I saw this in someones profile and they copied it from someone else, and it is hilarious. And true.

Things That Can Piss You Off...

- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy, where the f is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

- People who are willing to get off there butts to search the entire room for their T.V remote because they refuse to walk up to the T.V and change the channel manuelly.

- When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." F off. What good is a goddang cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone elses cake instead?

- When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the f would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

- When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No stupid, I paid 9.00 to come to the theater to stare at the ceiling. What did you come here for?

- People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't give me much of a choice there, did ya buddy?

- When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there's never been nothing before it. If it's an improvement, then there must be something before it.

- When a cop pulls you over and asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know, baka, your'e the one who pulled me over.

- When people say, "Life is short." What the f? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What? Are they going to do something longer?

- When people ask, " Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but pleae don't return the favor! It's JUST a piece of paper.

- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you, "Did the bus come yet?" If it had come, I wouldn't be standing here idiot!

Heheh. Funny, ne? okay, now for some...

Favorite Pairings and Their Respective Mangas/Animes...

Naruto

sasusaku- even though they are exactly opposite, it's kinda what brings them together don't you think?

kakasaku- I don't know about the rest of you, but student teacher relationships are HOT.

nejisaku- now, I only like this one if the story is really REALLY good. Which they hardly ever are.

gaasaku- HOT.

naruhina- I don't really like to read it, but it's the obvious coupling.

Ouran High School Host Club

haruhisuoh-so cute!! And recently its been getting kind of serious(wink wink).

blah blah blah... that's it for now because I'm lazy.

ummm, so that's it really...OH! I remember now!! Here is a word from our sponsers!!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

OOO

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

CUT AND PASTE!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (seems to happen more often when I'm with my friends)

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'

'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!'

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. (Get your mind out of the gutter, all the guys out there. I know what you were thinking!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

My name is Sarah

I am but three, My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so maad?

i wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I am awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound?

I just heard a car

My daddy is bak

From Charlies bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And I run to the door

He's already locked it

And i startto bawl

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken

And my daddy coontinues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God have Mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

while I lay motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Copy and paste this into your profile within 3 days or the little girl will haunt you!!

Soo... it seems that my first story sucked, so I'm going to write a new one!! Something that will get a lot of reviews...

Whatever. Review and PM!!