~Formerly Xiao-Darkcloud~

(An update for anyone who cares...)

What Wikipedia has to say about FF.net: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FanFiction.Net

Huzzah, we're fantaics.

Links to help Fanfiction Authors

Mary Sue Clinic:

Explanation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

Litmus Test (Fanfiction)

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm

Litmus test (Original Fiction)

http://www.onlyfiction.net/marysue2.html

Mary Sue Criticism

http://www.geocities.com/suedestroyer453/main.html

There you go, now go frolic around and have fun, you crazy kids!

Basic Crap About Me

Name: Final Authority
Sex: Female
Age: Eighteen

Why? What else were you guys expecting? Stalkers.

Fanfiction

Finished Stories:

The Lotus Eaters
I Dare you to Move
The Twilight Zone

Hitiaus:

Sarah's Story (Mary Sue!)
Meteroa (Sucky!)
Tell me your Story (Zelda's even more of a Mary Sue!)
SSBM The Shining (I liked this one...)
Triforce Rumors (I forgot this story. Hah...)

Writing:

Life after Exile (Chapter Seven/Thirteen)
Christmas Dreams (Chapter Seven/?)

Current Stories:

Title: Life After Exile
Is From: SSBM
Writing: Chapter Seven (90 finished: All it needs is the end and a rigourous grammar check)
Gendre: Humor / ?
Story Description: After being exiled Marth finds himself at the SSB mansion and takes the job of Smasher. All he wants to do is wait until everyting calms down so he can collect his thoughts. But how can he while living with such strange people?
Reviews: (displayed at the end)

Title: Christmas Dreams
Is From: NiGHTS into Dreams
Writing: Chapter Seven (All chapters are going through the rough draft phase)
Gendre: General/Adventure
Story Description: As Christmas Eve approaches, Claris and Elliot struggle with their feelings for each other. As their worries manifest in their dreams, they find themselves back in Nightopia and on the hunt for a legendary star, which involves the whole Night Dimension.
Reviews: (displayed ath the end)

Finished:

Title: I Dare You To Move
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Story Description: In the final battle with Gannon Link is hurt and has to find the strength to get up. (Song Fic to Switchfoot's I Dare you To Move) (oneshot)

Title: The Lotus Eaters
Is From: The Odyssey
Story Description: A re-wording of the Odysseys' The Lotus Eaters for English class. (Crappy One-Shot)

Title: The Twilight Zone
Is From: SSBM
Gendre: Horror / Mystery
Story Description: (Roy's P.O.V.) Roy arrives at the SSBM tournament excited and ready to fight. However once the fighters find themselves trapped in the mansion excitement turns to horror. When a death attempts are made, betrayals come to light and paranoia take it's grip. Roy finds himself in the midst of these murders, and soon finds only he has the clues to fix it.
Reviews: 64

Hitaus: (Note: Badly written, I wouldn't bother to read them.)

Title: Sarah's Story
Is From: SSBM
Why it was pulled: Honestly, I've learned a ALOT about writing, I had an ending for it, but it's not gone. I'm considering rewriting it from the beginning after I finish Twilight Zone and make Sarah less of a Mary Sue /cringes/
What I did like about it: I really tried to include most of the characters and made sure everyone had a backstory, I had almost finished the fourth chapter but then I had pulled it and it was never finished.

Title: Meteroa
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: I wrote the third chapter... and it sucked. Nuff said.
What I did like about it: It was a new pairing (FDXZ), never seen that before. Because of it I might write another with a simliar approach.

Title: SSBM The Shining
Is From: SSBM
Why it was pulled: The writing style, but I will revise it.
What I did like about it: My highest in reviews at the time (nineteen, yeah pathetic, but I believe if I had kept it going I would have hit thirty), it also taught me to check over my work.

Title: Triforce Rumors
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: Written okay but MAJOR writers' block.
What I did like about it: My strange humor. The 'o' was my favorite character, sorry Link.

Title: Tell Me Your Story
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: Written badly, even though I didn't realize it then, it was almost painful to read. No chance of it beng rewritten, I'm sorry. (If you wanted to know how it ended she finds Link who turned out was being held captive by her stepmom.)
What I did like about it: Err... I really didn't...I guess I really tried to make Zelda thougher...

Stories that never made it:

Title: Operation Impending Doom 2
Is From: SSBM / Invader Zim
Chapters Written: four
Why it never got up on the site: After a while it just seemed stupid trying to cross the two so I gave up, but if someone really wants one perhaps I'll post it.

Title: The Legend of Zelda: Meteora
Is from: ... Zelda.
Chapters Written: One
Why it'll never see the light of day: I deleted it, and it gave me writer's block.

Thank you all for the reviews!

Sections I hang around in:

Super Smash Brothers (I love you all, that's where I started writing)
NiGHTS (Flying jesters. Amazing.)

Things I hate:

Mary Sue
Too many OCs
Too much gothicness... (It's SO a word.)
ANGST!
Sucide/Cutting fics (What the hell?)
Male Pregantancy (...)
Porn
No humor
Extremely Random Humor (Which I usually write, ironically...)

THE END!

And that's enough of my vain profile... so R&R and I bid you, adieu.

Hah, I lied. Yeah... you can leave now...