
~Formerly Xiao-Darkcloud~
(An update for anyone who cares...)
What Wikipedia has to say about FF.net: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FanFiction.Net
Huzzah, we're fantaics.
Links to help Fanfiction Authors
Backstories
Fire Emblem:
Marth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marth_28Fire_Emblem29(not alot but enough)
Roy: http://www.freewebs.com/fuuin-no-tsurugi/fire_emblem_6_trans.htm(script translation)
Earthbound:
Ness: http://starmen.net/mother2/
Metriod:
Samus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_Aran
The Legend of Zelda:
All Characters: http://www.zeldauniverse.net/content/view/59/65/
Mario
Mario: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario
Peach: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Peach
(rest can be found on the same site)
Game and Watch
Mr. Game and Watch: http://www.planetnintendo.com/nindb/dol/gal_cam-gw.shtml
StarFox
Fox: http://www.planetnintendo.com/nindb/stars/foxmccloud.shtml
Falco:
Ice Climber
Popo and Nana: http://www.planetnintendo.com/nindb/stars/popo.shtml
Kirby
Kirby: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_28Nintendo29
F-Zero
Captian Falcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Falcon
Pokemon
Mewtwo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewtwo (Yes, Mewtwo is a guy though in the game he is stated to have no gender)
Mary Sue Clinic:
Explanation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
Litmus Test (Fanfiction)
http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm
Litmus test (Original Fiction)
http://www.onlyfiction.net/marysue2.html
Mary Sue Criticism
http://www.geocities.com/suedestroyer453/main.html
There you go, now go frolic around and have fun, you crazy kids!
Basic Crap About Me
Name: Final Authority
Sex: Female
Age: Sixteen
Laziness... settling in... go to my Myspace and read crap about me there.
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18896572&Mytoken=20050618141852_self
As if I'll ever check it... /snigger/
Fanfiction
Finished Stories:
The Lotus Eaters
I Dare you to Move
The Twilight Zone
Hitiaus:
Sarah's Story (Mary Sue!)
Meteroa (Sucky!)
Tell me your Story (Zelda's even more of a Mary Sue!)
SSBM The Shining (I liked this one...)
Triforce Rumors (I forgot this story. Hah...)
Writing:
Life after Exile (Chapter Seven/Thirteen)
Roar and Stuff (Chapter Four/Four)
Current Stories:
Title: Life After Exile
Is From: SSBM
Writing: Chapter Seven (90 finished: All it needs is the end and a rigourous grammar check)
Gendre: Humor / ?
Story Description: After being exiled Marth finds himself at the SSB mansion and takes the job of Smasher. All he wants to do is wait until everyting calms down so he can collect his thoughts. But how can he while living with such strange people?
Reviews: (displayed at the end)
Title: Roar and Stuff (Collab)
Is From: NiGHTS into Dreams / Pokemon
Writing: Chapter Four (All chapters are going through the rough draft phase)
Gendre: Humor / ?
Story Description: Snow days are nice. At least, that's what Claris Sinclair thought. But, when NiGHTS and Reala show up in her kitchen one snowy morning, reality itself gets a vacation.
Reviews: (It's not even on the site yet!)
Finished:
Title: I Dare You To Move
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Story Description: In the final battle with Gannon Link is hurt and has to find the strength to get up. (Song Fic to Switchfoot's I Dare you To Move) (oneshot)
Title: The Lotus Eaters
Is From: The Odyssey
Story Description: A re-wording of the Odysseys' The Lotus Eaters for English class. (Crappy One-Shot)
Title: The Twilight Zone
Is From: SSBM
Gendre: Horror / Mystery
Story Description: (Roy's P.O.V.) Roy arrives at the SSBM tournament excited and ready to fight.However once the fighters find themselves trapped in the mansion excitement turns to horror. When a death attempts are made, betrayals come to light and paranoia take it's grip. Roy finds himself in the midst of these murders, and soon finds only he has the clues to fix it.
Reviews: 64
Hitaus: (Note: Badly written, I wouldn't bother to read them.)
Title: Sarah's Story
Is From: SSBM
Why it was pulled: Honestly, I've learned a ALOT about writing, I had an ending for it, but it's not gone. I'm considering rewriting it from the beginning after I finish Twilight Zone and make Sarah less of a Mary Sue /cringes/
What I did like about it: I really tried to include most of the characters and made sure everyone had a backstory, I had almost finished the fourth chapter but then I had pulled it and it was never finished.
Title: Meteroa
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: I wrote the third chapter... and it sucked. Nuff said.
What I did like about it: It was a new pairing (FDXZ), never seen that before. Because of it I might write another with a simliar approach.
Title: SSBM The Shining
Is From: SSBM
Why it was pulled: The writing style, but I will revise it.
What I did like about it: My highest in reviews at the time (nineteen, yeah pathetic, but I believe if I had kept it going I would have hit thirty), it also taught me to check over my work.
Title: Triforce Rumors
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: Written okay but MAJOR writers' block.
What I did like about it: My strange humor. The 'o' was my favorite character, sorry Link.
Title: Tell Me Your Story
Is From: The Legend of Zelda
Why it was pulled: Written badly, even though I didn't realize it then, it was almost painful to read. No chance of it beng rewritten, I'm sorry. (If you wanted to know how it ended she finds Link who turned out was being held captive by her stepmom.)
What I did like about it: Err... I really didn't...I guess I really tried to make Zelda thougher...
Stories that never made it:
Title: Operation Impending Doom 2
Is From: SSBM / Invader Zim
Chapters Written: four
Why it never got up on the site: After a while it just seemed stupid trying to cross the two so I gave up, but if someone really wants one perhaps I'll post it.
Title: The Legend of Zelda: Meteora
Is from: ... Zelda.
Chapters Written: One
Why it'll never see the light of day: I deleted it, and it gave me writer's block.
Currently Working on Outside of Fanfiction:
Title: Down the Rabbithole
Inspirations: Alice in Wonderland, The Used: All That I Got
Chapters Written: Oneshot
Story Description: When a prep accidently kills a girl with a cruel prank and is taken into a game of Hide and Seek with the White Rabbit, also know as The Judge of Souls.
Gendre: Horror/Mystery
Title: Webster's Handbook of Modern Pop Culture
Inspirations: Major Franchises
Chapters Written: One (in progress)
Story Discription: A satirical comedy of American pop culture, that both embraces, and destroys common sterotypes.
Gendre: Humor
Title: Of Parties, Demons and Saints
Inspirations: The Bible, The Book of Enoch
Chapters Written: One (in progress)
Synopsis:The Holy Ghost and the Devil make a dangerous bet on whether or not a girl will lose her virginity at a party.Will the demons be allowed to re-enter Heaven? Or will the girl's younger brother, guided by St. Raphael, emerge victorous?
Gendre: Humor
Title: The Day I Rode a Toaster
Gendre: Comedy
Working on Chapter: (none)
Synopsis: A series of short oneshots, all created with a random title generator!
Title: One Last Fairytale
Gendre: Fantasy/Comedy
Working on Chapter: One
Synopsis: Dominique, a nervous baker racked by his mid-life crisis, sets a demon free from his embarassing prison. In return, he asks for an adventure... but ends up on a quest with a dragon, to rescue a princess who doesn't even want to be saved!
Thank you all for the reviews!
Sections I hang around in:
Super Smash Brothers (I love you all, that's where I started writing)
Things I hate:
Mary Sue
Too many OCs
Too much gothicness... (It's SO a word.)
ANGST!
Sucide/Cutting fics (What the hell?)
Male Pregantancy (...)
Porn
No humor
Extremely Random Humor (Which I usually write, ironically...)
THE END!
And that's enough of my vain profile... so R&R and I bid you, adieu.
Hah, I lied. Yeah... you can leave now...
Updates and News:
9/21/05
Wrote some of my Iliad essay, about Achilles, Hector and the oh-so-clever Odysses. I love English Class... and I'm going all the way to New York City tomorrow, but there's a big strike or something, it'll be packed... AND I have a concert...
I can't wait for vacation...
7/31/06
I went to the pool today. The lifeguards were so cute, I could of pinched thier little cheeks! Yes, as in butt cheeks...
Of course, I didn't... that would have gotten me some weird looks...
Anyway, I've been working on 'One Last Fairytale', and once I finish chapter one of that, I'll work on 'Amiss Conclusions'.
Yay!
Also, I put theoriginal character of 'Amiss Conclusions' through a Mary Sue Litmus Test. She got a -1, the Anti-Sue. That's enough of a start for me...
5/12/07
My AP Test is coming up, as is my party... It's the busiest time of the year...
Why not start writing a new fan-fic?!
School of Clichés, which I am quite enjoying so far, is almost through the first chapter, but I won't even think about posting it until I reach the fifth. I want at least a month in between the time that I write and post it, so I have time to work on the other chapters and then to look back on the first chapter with a fresh eye. Not that my eye is spoiled or anything... ah... bad joke...
12/15/07
Yes, Life After Exile is getting a new chapter. Two years later, but hey. Better late than never, right?
... Right?
The only issue, that might keep it from getting up before Christmas, is whether or not I'm going to wait until the eighth chapter's done. Also, I'm still debating whether or not to put up my Beowulf english project, and a story I wrote with my sister... Life After Exile will go up regardless of that anyway.
So to anyone who was waiting for a new chapter (which is probably nobody), it's on the way...
12/23/07
Chapter Seven is so close to being finished. So close... I still don't know if I'm going to put it up right away, or wait until after Chapter Eight is done. I'm seriously considering posting the story I wrote with my sister, which is a slight crossover between NiGHTS/Pokemon. Well... it's actually NiGHTS with a couple Pokemon running around as characters (all added for my sister). Of course, it's humor. Three full (long) chapters are already done, but they are still very sketchy. Chapter Four, the last chapter, is close to the end...
Oh, maybe I'll just flip a coin...